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作者:青词      更新:2021-08-14 15:19      字数:9322
  our native LAISSER ALLER so much as a well…brushed hat and shining
  boots。 When abroad; it is easy to spot a compatriot as soon and as far as
  you   can   see   one;   by   his   graceless   gait;   a   cross   between   a   lounge   and   a
  shuffle。 In reading…; or dining…room; he is the only man whose spine does
  not seem equal to its work; so he flops and straggles until; for the honor of
  your land; you long to shake him and set him squarely on his legs。
  No amount of reasoning can convince me that outward slovenliness is
  not a sign of inward and moral supineness。 A neglected exterior generally
  means a lax moral code。 The man who considers it too much trouble to sit
  erect   can   hardly   have   given   much   time   to   his   tub   or   his   toilet。   Having
  neglected his clothes; he will neglect his manners; and between morals and
  manners we know the tie is intimate。
  In the Orient a new reign is often inaugurated by the construction of a
  mosque。 Vast expense is incurred to make it as splendid as possible。 But;
  once completed; it is never touched again。 Others are built by succeeding
  sovereigns; but   neither thought nor  treasure  is   ever expended   on   the  old
  ones。 When they can no longer be used; they are abandoned; and fall into
  decay。 The same system seems to prevail among our private owners and
  corporations。 Streets are paved; lamp…posts erected; store…fronts carefully
  adorned;   but   from   the   hour   the   workman   puts   his   finishing   touch   upon
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  them they are abandoned to the hand of fate。 The mud may cake up knee…
  deep; wind and weather work their own sweet will; it is no one's business
  to interfere。
  When abroad one of my amusements has been of an early morning to
  watch     Paris   making     its  toilet。  The   streets   are   taking   a  bath;   liveried
  attendants      are  blacking     the   boots   of   the   lamp…posts     and    newspaper…
  KIOSQUES; the shop…fronts are being shaved and having their hair curled;
  cafe's   and   restaurants   are   putting   on   clean   shirts   and   tying   their   cravats
  smartly before their many mirrors。 By the time the world is up and about;
  the whole city; smiling freshly from its matutinal tub; is ready to greet it
  gayly。
  It is this attention to detail that gives to Continental cities their air of
  cheerfulness and thrift; and the utter lack of it that impresses foreigners so
  painfully on arriving at our shores。
  It has been the fashion to laugh at the dude and his high collar; at the
  darky in his master's cast…off clothes; aping style and fashion。 Better the
  dude; better the colored dandy; better even the Bowery 〃tough〃 with his
  affected carriage; for they at least are reaching blindly out after something
  better   than   their   surroundings;   striving   after   an   ideal;   and   are   in   just   so
  much   the   superiors   of   the   foolish   souls   who   mock   them   …   better;   even
  misguided       efforts;  than   the   ignoble    stagnant    quagmire      of  slouch    into
  which we seem to be slowly descending。
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  CHAPTER 9 … Social Suggestion
  THE question of how far we are unconsciously influenced by people
  and surroundings; in our likes and dislikes; our opinions; and even in our
  pleasures and intimate tastes; is a delicate and interesting one; for the line
  between success and failure in the world; as on the stage or in most of the
  professions;   is   so    narrow   and   depends      so   often   on  what   humor     one's
  〃public〃 happen to be in at a particular moment; that the subject is worthy
  of consideration。
  Has it never happened to you; for instance; to dine with friends and go
  afterwards in a jolly humor to the play which proved so delightful that you
  insist    on   taking    your    family    immediately       to  see   it;  when     to  your
  astonishment   you   discover   that   it   is   neither   clever   nor   amusing;   on   the
  contrary  rather   dull。 Your   family  look   at   you   in amazement   and   wonder
  what you had seen to admire in such an asinine performance。 There was a
  case   of   suggestion!   You   had   been   influenced   by   your   friends   and   had
  shared their opinions。 The same thing occurs on a higher scale when one is
  raised out of   one's   self by  association   with   gifted   and original people;   a
  communion   with   more   cultivated   natures   which   causes   you   to   discover
  and appreciate a thousand hidden beauties in literature; art or music that
  left    to   yourself;    you     would     have    failed    to   notice。    Under     these
  circumstances you will often be   astonished at   the point   and piquancy  of
  your own conversation。 This is but too true of a number of subjects。
  We   fondly   believe   our   opinions   and   convictions   to   be   original;   and
  with innocent   conceit;   imagine that   we have  formed   them  for   ourselves。
  The illusion of being unlike other people is a common vanity。 Beware of
  the man who asserts such a claim。 He is sure to be a bore and will serve up
  to you; as his own; a muddle of ideas and opinions which he has absorbed
  like a sponge from his surroundings。
  No   place   is   more   propitious   for   studying   this   curious   phenomenon;
  than   behind   the   scenes   of   a   theatre;   the   last   few   nights   before   a   first
  performance。       The    whole    company      is  keyed    up   to  a   point   of  mutual
  admiration that they are far from feeling generally。 〃The piece is charming
  and sure to be a success。〃 The author and the interpreters of his thoughts
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  are in complete communion。 The first night comes。 The piece is a failure!
  Drop into the greenroom then and you will find an astonishing change has
  taken   place。   The   Star   will   take   you   into   a   corner   and   assert   that;   she
  〃always   knew   the   thing   could   not   go;   it   was   too   imbecile;   with   such   a
  company; it was folly to expect anything else。〃 The author will abuse the
  Star and the management。 The whole troupe is frankly disconcerted; like
  people aroused out of a hypnotic sleep; wondering what they had seen in
  the play to admire。
  In   the   social   world   we   are   even   more   inconsistent;   accepting   with
  tameness   the   most   astonishing   theories   and   opinions。 Whole   circles   will
  go on assuring each other how clever Miss So…and…So is; or; how beautiful
  they think someone else。 Not because these good people are any cleverer;
  or more attractive than their neighbors; but simply because it is in the air
  to have these opinions about them。 To such an extent does this hold good;
  that    certain    persons     are   privileged      to  be    vulgar    and    rude;    to  say
  impertinent things and make remarks that would ostracize a less fortunate
  individual from the polite world for ever; society will only smilingly shrug
  its   shoulders   and   say:   〃It   is   only   Mr。   So…and…So's   way。〃   It   is   useless   to
  assert   that   in   cases   like   these;   people   are   in   possession   of   their   normal
  senses。 They are under influences of which they are perfectly unconscious。
  Have you ever seen a piece guyed? Few sadder sights exist; the human
  being rarely getting nearer the brute than when engaged in this amusement。
  Nothing the actor or actress can do will satisfy the public。 Men who under
  ordinary   circumstances   would   be   incapable   of   insulting   a   woman;   will
  whistle   and   stamp   and   laugh;   at   an   unfortunate   girl   who   is   doing   her
  utmost to amuse them。 A terrible example of this was given two winters
  ago   at   one   of   our   concert   halls;   when   a   family   of   Western   singers   were
  subjected to absolute ill…treatment at the hands of the public。 The young
  girls were perfectly sincere; in their rude way; but this did not prevent men
  from offering them every insult malice could devise; and making them a
  target for every missile at hand。 So little does the public think for itself in
  cases   like   this;   that   at   the   opening   of   the   performance   had   some   well…
  known person given the signal for applause; the whole audience would; in
  all   probability;     have    been   delighted     and    made    the   wretched      sisters  a
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