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作者:淘气      更新:2021-02-20 04:23      字数:9322
  private roomsay the parlour into which Parents were shown; where the
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  two great globes were which were never usedand would there reproach
  him with the various frauds and oppressions he had endured at his hands。
  At the close of his observations he would make a signal to a Prizefighter
  concealed      in  the  passage;    who    would     then   appear   and    pitch  into   the
  Reverend; till he was left insensible。            Old Cheeseman would then make
  Jane     a  present    of   from    five   to  ten   pounds;     and   would     leave    the
  establishment in fiendish triumph。
  The President explained that against the parlour part; or the Jane part;
  of these arrangements he had nothing to say; but; on the part of the Society;
  he counselled deadly resistance。           With this view he recommended that all
  available desks should be filled with stones; and that the first word of the
  complaint should be the signal to every fellow to let fly at Old Cheeseman。
  The   bold   advice   put   the   Society   in   better   spirits;   and   was   unanimously
  taken。     A post about Old Cheeseman's size was put up in the playground;
  and all our fellows practised at it till it was dinted all over。
  When the day came; and Places were called; every fellow sat down in
  a tremble。      There had been much discussing and disputing as to how Old
  Cheeseman   would   come;   but   it   was   the   general   opinion   that   he   would
  appear   in   a   sort   of   triumphal   car   drawn   by  four   horses;   with   two   livery
  servants in front; and the Prizefighter in disguise up behind。                 So; all our
  fellows sat listening for the sound of wheels。 But no wheels were heard;
  for Old Cheeseman walked after all; and came into the school without any
  preparation。      Pretty much as he used to be; only dressed in black。
  〃Gentlemen;〃        said   the   Reverend;      presenting     him;    〃our   so   long
  respected friend and fellow…pilgrim in the pleasant plains of knowledge; is
  desirous to offer a word or two。          Attention; gentlemen; one and all!〃
  Every fellow stole his hand into his desk and looked at the President。
  The   President   was   all   ready;   and   taking   aim   at   old   Cheeseman   with   his
  eyes。
  What did Old Cheeseman then; but walk up to his old desk; look round
  him with   a   queer   smile   as if   there   was a   tear   in his   eye;   and   begin in   a
  quavering; mild voice; 〃My dear companions and old friends!〃
  Every fellow's hand came out of his desk; and the President suddenly
  began to cry。
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  〃My   dear   companions   and   old   friends;〃   said   Old   Cheeseman;   〃you
  have heard of my good fortune。               I have passed so many years under this
  roofmy entire life so far; I may saythat I hope you have been glad to
  hear     of  it  for  my    sake。    I   could    never    enjoy    it  without    exchanging
  congratulations with you。            If we have ever misunderstood one another at
  all; pray; my dear boys; let us forgive and forget。 I have a great tenderness
  for you; and I am sure you return it。               I want in the fulness of a grateful
  heart to shake hands with you every one。                  I have come back to do it; if
  you please; my dear boys。〃
  Since the President had begun to cry; several other fellows had broken
  out   here   and   there:    but   now;   when   Old   Cheeseman   began   with   him   as
  first boy; laid his left hand affectionately on his shoulder and gave him his
  right; and when the President said 〃Indeed; I don't deserve it; sir; upon my
  honour I don't;〃 there was sobbing and crying all over the school。                       Every
  other   fellow   said   he   didn't   deserve   it;   much   in   the   same   way;   but   Old
  Cheeseman;   not   minding   that   a   bit;   went   cheerfully  round   to   every   boy;
  and wound up with every masterfinishing off the Reverend last。
  Then a snivelling little chap in a corner; who was always under some
  punishment   or   other;   set   up   a   shrill   cry   of   〃Success   to   Old   Cheeseman!
  Hooray!〃        The   Reverend   glared   upon   him;   and   said;   〃MR。   Cheeseman;
  sir。〃    But; Old Cheeseman protesting that he liked his old name a   great
  deal   better   than   his   new   one;   all   our  fellows   took   up   the  cry;   and;   for   I
  don't know how  many  minutes;  there   was such   a   thundering of   feet   and
  hands; and such a roaring of Old Cheeseman; as never was heard。
  After     that;   there   was    a   spread    in   the   dining…room       of   the   most
  magnificent        kind。    Fowls;      tongues;     preserves;     fruits;  confectionaries;
  jellies; neguses; barley…sugar temples; trifles; crackerseat all you can and
  pocket      what    you    likeall   at  Old    Cheeseman's       expense。      After     that;
  speeches; whole holiday;  double and   treble sets   of all   manners of   things
  for    all  manners      of  games;     donkeys;     pony…chaises       and   drive    yourself;
  dinner  for   all   the  masters   at   the  Seven   Bells   (twenty  pounds   a…head   our
  fellows   estimated   it   at);   an   annual   holiday   and   feast   fixed   for   that   day
  every   year;   and   another   on   Old   Cheeseman's   birthdayReverend   bound
  down before the fellows to allow it; so that he could never back outall at
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  Old Cheeseman's expense。
  And didn't our fellows go down in a body and cheer outside the Seven
  Bells?     O no!
  But there's something else besides。           Don't look at the next story… teller;
  for   there's   more   yet。  Next   day;   it   was   resolved   that   the   Society   should
  make it up with Jane; and then be dissolved。               What do you think of Jane
  being   gone;   though!      〃What?       Gone   for   ever?〃   said   our   fellows;   with
  long faces。      〃Yes; to be sure;〃 was all the answer they could get。                None
  of the people about the house would say anything more。                     At length; the
  first   boy   took   upon   himself   to   ask   the   Reverend   whether   our   old   friend
  Jane was really gone?           The Reverend (he has got a daughter at home
  turn…up nose; and red) replied severely; 〃Yes; sir; Miss Pitt is gone。〃                 The
  idea   of   calling   Jane;   Miss   Pitt! Some   said   she   had   been   sent   away   in
  disgrace for taking money from Old Cheeseman; others said she had gone
  into Old Cheeseman's service at a rise of ten pounds a year。 All that our
  fellows knew; was; she was gone。
  It was two or three months afterwards; when; one afternoon; an open
  carriage stopped at the cricket field; just outside bounds; with a lady and
  gentleman in it; who looked at the game a long time and stood up to see it
  played。       Nobody       thought    much     about    them;    until   the   same     little
  snivelling   chap   came   in;   against   all   rules;   from   the   post   where   he   was
  Scout; and said; 〃It's Jane!〃         Both Elevens forgot the game directly; and
  ran crowding round the carriage。            It WAS Jane!       In such a bonnet!       And
  if you'll believe me; Jane was married to Old Cheeseman。
  It soon became quite a regular thing when our fellows were hard at it
  in the   playground;   to   see   a   carriage   at   the   low   part of   the   wall   where   it
  joins the  high   part;   and   a lady  and   gentleman   standing   up in   it;  looking
  over。     The    gentleman     was    always    Old   Cheeseman;       and   the  lady   was
  always Jane。
  The first time I ever saw them; I saw them in that way。                    There had
  been a good many changes among our fellows then; and it had turned out
  that Bob Tarter's father wasn't worth Millions!             He wasn't worth anything。
  Bob     had   gone    for  a  soldier;   and   Old    Cheeseman      had    purchased     his
  discharge。      But that's not the carriage。        The carriage stopped; and all our
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  fellows stopped as soon as it was seen。
  〃So   you   have   never   sent   me   to   Coventry   after   all!〃   said   the   lady;
  laughing;   as   our   fellows   swarmed   up   the   wall   to   shake   hands   with   her。
  〃Are you never g