第 13 节
作者:淘气      更新:2021-02-20 04:23      字数:9322
  his desk with a precious long snuff to his candle; and his hands before his
  face; crying。      But no member   of the Society could pity him; even if   he
  felt   inclined;    because     the   President    said    it  was   Old    Cheeseman's
  conscience。
  So Old Cheeseman went on; and didn't he lead a miserable life!                     Of
  course the Reverend turned up his nose at him; and of course SHE did
  41
  … Page 42…
  Some Short Christmas Stories
  because   both   of   them   always   do   that   at   all   the   mastersbut   he   suffered
  from the fellows most; and he suffered from them constantly。                       He never
  told about it; that the Society could find out; but he got no credit for that;
  because the President said it was Old Cheeseman's cowardice。
  He   had   only   one   friend   in   the   world;   and   that   one   was   almost   as
  powerless as he was; for it was only Jane。                Jane was a sort of wardrobe
  woman to our fellows; and took care of the boxes。                  She had come at first;
  I believe; as a kind of apprenticesome of our fellows say from a Charity;
  but I   don't knowand   after   her   time   was   out; had stopped   at   so   much   a
  year。    So   little   a   year;   perhaps   I   ought   to   say;   for   it   is   far   more   likely。
  However; she had put some pounds in the Savings' Bank; and she was a
  very nice young woman。 She was not quite pretty; but she had a very frank;
  honest;     bright   face;   and   all  our   fellows    were    fond   of   her。   She    was
  uncommonly  neat   and   cheerful;  and uncommonly  comfortable   and   kind。
  And if anything was the matter with a fellow's mother; he always went and
  showed the letter to Jane。
  Jane    was    Old    Cheeseman's       friend。     The    more     the   Society    went
  against him; the more Jane stood by him。                 She used to give him a good…
  humoured look out of her still…room window; sometimes; that seemed to
  set   him   up   for   the   day。  She   used   to   pass   out   of   the   orchard   and   the
  kitchen      garden     (always     kept    locked;     I  believe     you!)    through     the
  playground; when she might have gone the other way; only to give a turn
  of her head; as much as to say 〃Keep up your spirits!〃 to Old Cheeseman。
  His slip of a room was so fresh and orderly that it was well known who
  looked   after   it   while   he   was   at   his   desk;   and   when   our   fellows   saw   a
  smoking hot dumpling on his plate at dinner; they knew with indignation
  who had sent it up。
  Under   these   circumstances;   the   Society   resolved;   after   a   quantity   of
  meeting and debating; that Jane should be requested to cut Old Cheeseman
  dead; and that if she refused; she must be sent to Coventry herself。                      So a
  deputation; headed by the President; was appointed to wait on Jane; and
  inform her of the vote the Society had been under the painful necessity of
  passing。      She   was   very   much   respected   for   all   her   good   qualities;   and
  there was a story about her having once waylaid the Reverend in his own
  42
  … Page 43…
  Some Short Christmas Stories
  study;   and   got   a   fellow   off   from   severe   punishment;   of   her   own   kind
  comfortable heart。        So the deputation didn't much like the job。             However;
  they went up; and the President told Jane all about it。                Upon which Jane
  turned very red; burst into tears; informed the President and the deputation;
  in a way not at all like her usual way; that they were a parcel of malicious
  young   savages;   and   turned   the   whole   respected   body   out   of   the   room。
  Consequently  it   was   entered   in   the   Society's   book   (kept   in   astronomical
  cypher     for   fear  of   detection);    that  all  communication        with   Jane    was
  interdicted:     and the President addressed the members on this convincing
  instance of Old Cheeseman's undermining。
  But Jane was as true to Old Cheeseman as Old Cheeseman was false to
  our fellowsin their opinion; at all eventsand steadily continued to be his
  only friend。      It was a great exasperation to the Society; because Jane was
  as much a loss to them as she was a gain to him; and being more inveterate
  against   him   than   ever;   they   treated   him   worse   than   ever。    At   last;   one
  morning; his desk stood empty; his room was peeped into; and found to be
  vacant; and a whisper went about among the pale faces of our fellows that
  Old    Cheeseman;       unable    to  bear   it  any   longer;   had    got  up   early   and
  drowned himself。
  The   mysterious   looks   of   the   other   masters   after   breakfast;   and   the
  evident fact that old Cheeseman was not expected; confirmed the Society
  in this opinion。      Some began to discuss whether the President was liable
  to hanging or only transportation for life; and the President's face showed
  a   great   anxiety   to   know   which。     However;   he   said   that   a   jury   of   his
  country should find him game; and that in his address he should put it to
  them to lay their hands upon their hearts and say whether they as Britons
  approved       of   informers;     and   how     they    thought    they    would     like   it
  themselves。       Some of the Society considered that he had better run away
  until he found a forest where he might change clothes with a wood…cutter;
  and   stain   his   face   with   blackberries; but   the   majority  believed that   if   he
  stood his ground; his fatherbelonging as he did to the West Indies; and
  being worth millionscould buy him off。
  All our fellows' hearts beat fast when the Reverend came in; and made
  a   sort   of   a   Roman;   or   a   Field   Marshal;   of   himself   with   the   ruler;   as   he
  43
  … Page 44…
  Some Short Christmas Stories
  always did before delivering an address。               But their fears were nothing to
  their astonishment when he came out with the story that Old Cheeseman;
  〃so long our respected friend and fellow… pilgrim in the pleasant plains of
  knowledge;〃 he   called himO   yes!   I   dare   say!         Much   of   that!was   the
  orphan   child   of   a   disinherited   young   lady   who   had   married   against   her
  father's wish;  and   whose   young   husband   had died;  and   who had   died   of
  sorrow   herself;   and   whose   unfortunate   baby   (Old   Cheeseman)   had   been
  brought up at the cost of a grandfather who would never consent to see it;
  baby;   boy;   or   man:    which   grandfather   was   now   dead;   and   serve   him
  rightthat's   my   putting   inand   which   grandfather's   large   property;   there
  being no will; was now; and all of a sudden and for ever; Old Cheeseman's!
  Our so long respected friend and fellow…pilgrim in the pleasant plains of
  knowledge;       the   Reverend     wound     up   a  lot  of  bothering     quotations     by
  saying;   would   〃come   among   us   once   more〃   that   day   fortnight;   when   he
  desired   to take   leave   of   us himself;  in   a   more   particular   manner。      With
  these words; he stared severely round at our fellows; and went solemnly
  out。
  There was precious consternation among the members of the Society;
  now。     Lots of them wanted to resign; and lots more began to try to make
  out that they had never belonged to it。             However; the President stuck up;
  and   said   that   they   must   stand   or   fall   together;   and   that   if   a   breach   was
  made   it   should   be   over   his   bodywhich       was   meant   to   encourage   the
  Society:      but it didn't。    The President further said; he would consider the
  position in which they  stood; and would give   them his best opinion   and
  advice in a few days。          This was eagerly looked for; as he knew a good
  deal of the world on account of his father's being in the West Indies。
  After days and days of hard thinking; and drawing armies all over his
  slate; the President called our fellows together; and made the matter clear。
  He said it was plain that when Old Cheeseman came on the appointed day;
  his first revenge would be to impeach the Society; and have it flogged all
  round。     After witnessing with joy the torture of his enemies; and gloating
  over the cries which agony would extort from them; the probability was
  that   he   would   invite   the   Reverend;   on   pretence   of   conversation;   into   a
  private roomsay the parlour into which Parents were shown;