第 6 节
作者:管他三七二十一      更新:2021-12-07 09:25      字数:9322
  only grazed her with his ear; but now he said 〃Allow me;〃 and put
  both hands to her waist; more lightly and reverently than I can
  describe; 〃Now draw a deep breath; if you please。〃
  〃There!〃
  〃If you could draw a deeper still;〃 said he; insinuatingly。
  〃There; then!〃 said she; a little pettishly。
  Dr。 Staines's eye kindled。
  〃Hum!〃 said he。  Then; after a considerable pause; 〃Are you better
  or worse after each hemorrhage?〃
  〃La!〃 said Rosa; 〃they never asked me that。  Why; better。〃
  〃No faintness?〃
  〃Not a bit。〃
  〃Rather a sense of relief; perhaps?〃
  〃Yes; I feel lighter and better。〃
  The examination was concluded。
  Dr。 Staines looked at Rosa; and then at her father。  The agony in
  that aged face; and the love that agony implied; won him; and it
  was to the parent he turned to give his verdict。
  〃The hemorrhage is from the lungs〃
  Lusignan interrupted him: 〃From the lungs!〃 cried he; in dismay。
  〃Yes; a slight congestion of the lungs。〃
  〃But not incurable!  Oh; not incurable; doctor!〃
  〃Heaven forbid!  It is curableeasilyby removing the cause。〃
  〃And what is the cause?〃
  〃The cause?〃he hesitated; and looked rather uneasy。〃Well; the
  cause; sir; istight stays。〃
  The tranquillity of the meeting was instantly disturbed。  〃Tight
  stays!  Me!〃 cried Rosa。  〃Why; I am the loosest girl in England。
  Look; papa!〃  And; without any apparent effort; she drew herself
  in; and poked her little fist between her sash and her gown。
  〃There!〃
  Dr。 Staines smiled sadly and a little sarcastically: he was
  evidently shy of encountering the lady in this argument; but he was
  more at his ease with her father; so he turned towards him and
  lectured him freely。
  〃That is wonderful; sir; and the first four or five female patients
  that favored me with it; made me disbelieve my other senses; but
  Miss Lusignan is now about the thirtieth who has shown me that
  marvellous feat; with a calm countenance that belies the herculean
  effort。  Nature has her every…day miracles: a boa…constrictor;
  diameter seventeen inches; can swallow a buffalo; a woman; with her
  stays bisecting her almost; and lacerating her skin; can yet for
  one moment make herself seem slack; to deceive a juvenile
  physician。  The snake is the miracle of expansion; the woman is the
  prodigy of contraction。〃
  〃Highly grateful for the comparison!〃 cried Rosa。  〃Women and
  snakes!〃
  Dr。 Staines blushed and looked uncomfortable。  〃I did not mean to
  be offensive; it certainly was a very clumsy comparison。〃
  〃What does that matter?〃 said Mr。 Lusignan; impatiently。  〃Be
  quiet; Rosa; and let Dr。 Staines and me talk sense。〃
  〃Oh; then I am nobody in the business!〃 said this wise young lady。
  〃You are everybody;〃 said Staines; soothingly。  〃But;〃 suggested
  he; obsequiously; 〃if you don't mind; I would rather explain my
  views to your fatheron this one subject。〃
  〃And a pretty subject it is!〃
  Dr。 Staines then invited Mr。 Lusignan to his lodgings; and promised
  to explain the matter anatomically。  〃Meantime;〃 said he; 〃would
  you be good enough to put your hands to my waist; as I did to the
  patient's。〃
  Mr。 Lusignan complied; and the patient began to titter directly; to
  put them out of countenance。
  〃Please observe what takes place when I draw a full breath。
  〃Now apply the same test to the patient。  Breathe your best;
  please; Miss Lusignan。〃
  The patient put on a face full of saucy mutiny。
  〃To oblige us both。〃
  〃Oh; how tiresome!〃
  〃I am aware it is rather laborious;〃 said Staines; a little dryly;
  〃but to oblige your father!〃
  〃Oh; anything to oblige papa;〃 said she; spitefully。  〃There!  And
  I do hope it will be the lastla! no; I don't hope that; neither。〃
  Dr。 Staines politely ignored her little attempts to interrupt the
  argument。  〃You found; sir; that the muscles of my waist; and my
  intercostal ribs themselves; rose and fell with each inhalation and
  exhalation of air by the lungs。〃
  〃I did; but my daughter's waist was like dead wood; and so were her
  lower ribs。〃
  At this volunteer statement; Rosa colored to her temples。  〃Thanks;
  papa!  Pack me off to London; and sell me for a big doll!〃
  〃In other words;〃 said the lecturer; mild and pertinacious; 〃with
  us the lungs have room to blow; and the whole bony frame expands
  elastic with them; like the woodwork of a blacksmith's bellows; but
  with this patient; and many of her sex; that noble and divinely
  framed bellows is crippled and confined by a powerful machine of
  human construction; so it works lamely and feebly: consequently too
  little air; and of course too little oxygen; passes through that
  spongy organ whose very life is air。  Now mark the special result
  in this case: being otherwise healthy and vigorous; our patient's
  system sends into the lungs more blood than that one crippled organ
  can deal with; a small quantity becomes extravasated at odd times;
  it accumulates; and would become dangerous; then Nature;
  strengthened by sleep; and by some hours' relief from the
  diabolical engine; makes an effort and flings it off: that is why
  the hemorrhage comes in the morning; and why she is the better for
  it; feeling neither faint nor sick; but relieved of a weight。
  This; sir; is the rationale of the complaint; and it is to you I
  must look for the cure。  To judge from my other female patients;
  and from the few words Miss Lusignan has let fall; I fear we must
  not count on any very hearty co…operation from her: but you are her
  father; and have great authority; I conjure you to use it to the
  full; as you once used itto my sorrowin this very room。  I am
  forgetting my character。  I was asked here only as her physician。
  Good…evening。〃
  He gave a little gulp; and hurried away; with an abruptness that
  touched the father and offended the sapient daughter。
  However; Mr。 Lusignan followed him; and stopped him before he left
  the house; and thanked him warmly; and to his surprise; begged him
  to call again in a day or two。
  〃Well; Rosa; what do you say?〃
  〃I say that I am very unfortunate in my doctors。  Mr。 Wyman is a
  chatterbox and knows nothing。  Dr。 Snell is Mr。 Wyman's echo。
  Christopher is a genius; and they are always full of crotchets。  A
  pretty doctor!  Gone away; and not prescribed for me!〃
  Mr。 Lusignan admitted it was odd。  〃But; after all;〃 said he; 〃if
  medicine does you no good?〃
  〃Ah! but any medicine HE had prescribed would have done me good;
  and that makes it all the unkinder。〃
  〃If you think so highly of his skill; why not take his advice?  It
  can do no harm。〃
  〃No harm?  Why; if I was to leave them off I should catch a
  dreadful cold; and that would be sure to settle on my chest; and
  carry me off; in my present delicate state。  Besides; it is so
  unfeminine not to wear them。〃
  This staggered Mr。 Lusignan; and he was afraid to press the point;
  but what Staines had said fermented in his mind。
  Dr。 Snell and Mr。 Wyman continued their visits and their
  prescriptions。
  The patient got a little worse。
  Mr。 Lusignan hoped Christopher would call again; but he did not。
  When Dr。 Staines had satisfied himself that the disorder was easily
  curable; then wounded pride found an entrance even into his loving
  heart。  That two strangers should have been consulted before him!
  He was only sent for because they could not cure her。
  As he seemed in no hurry to repeat his visit; Mr。 Lusignan called
  on him; and said; politely; he had hoped to receive another call
  ere this。  〃Personally;〃 said he; 〃I was much struck with your
  observations; but my daughter is afraid she will catch cold if she
  leaves off her corset; and that; you know; might be very serious。〃
  Dr。 Staines groaned; and; when he had groaned; he lectured。
  〃Female patients are wonderfully monotonous in this matter; they
  have a programme of evasions; and whether the patient is a lady or
  a housemaid; she seldom varies from that programme。  You find her
  breathing life's air with half a bellows; and you tell her so。
  'Oh; no;' says she; and does the gigantic feat of contraction we
  witnessed that evening at your house。  But; on inquiry; you learn
  there is a raw red line ploughed in her flesh by the cruel stays。
  'What is that?' you ask; and flatter yourself you have pinned her。
  Not a bit。  'That was the last pair。  I changed them; because they
  hurt me。'  Driven out of that by proofs of recent laceration; they
  say; 'If I leave them off I should catch my death of cold;' which
  is equivalent to saying there is no flannel in the shops; no common
  sense nor needles at home。〃
  He then laid before him some large French plates; showing the
  organs of the human trunk; and bade him observe in how small a
  space; and with what skill; the Creator has packed so many large
  yet delicate organs; so that they should be free and secure from
  friction; though so close to each other。  He showed him the liver;
  an organ weighing four pounds; and of large circumference; the
  lungs; a very large organ; suspended in the chest and impatient of
  pressure; the heart; the stomach; the spleen; all of them too
  closely and artfully packed to bear any further compression。
  Having thus taken him by the eye; he took him by the mind。
  〃Is it a small thing for the creature to say t