第 15 节
作者:津鸿一瞥      更新:2021-10-16 18:44      字数:9321
  I soon felt pleased and was at once congratulated upon being
  better。  The next morning two or three people sent their servants
  to the hotel with sweetmeats; and inquiries whether I had quite
  recovered from my ill humour。  On receiving the good things I felt
  in half a mind to be ill…tempered every evening; but I disliked the
  condolences and the inquiries; and found it most comfortable to
  keep my natural temper; which is smooth enough generally。
  Among those who came to visit me were some who had received a
  liberal education at the Colleges of Unreason; and taken the
  highest degrees in hypothetics; which are their principal study。
  These gentlemen had now settled down to various employments in the
  country; as straighteners; managers and cashiers of the Musical
  Banks; priests of religion; or what not; and carrying their
  education with them they diffused a leaven of culture throughout
  the country。  I naturally questioned them about many of the things
  which had puzzled me since my arrival。  I inquired what was the
  object and meaning of the statues which I had seen upon the plateau
  of the pass。  I was told that they dated from a very remote period;
  and that there were several other such groups in the country; but
  none so remarkable as the one which I had seen。  They had a
  religious origin; having been designed to propitiate the gods of
  deformity and disease。  In former times it had been the custom to
  make expeditions over the ranges; and capture the ugliest of
  Chowbok's ancestors whom they could find; in order to sacrifice
  them in the presence of these deities; and thus avert ugliness and
  disease from the Erewhonians themselves。  It had been whispered
  (but my informant assured me untruly) that centuries ago they had
  even offered up some of their own people who were ugly or out of
  health; in order to make examples of them; these detestable
  customs; however; had been long discontinued; neither was there any
  present observance of the statues。
  I had the curiosity to inquire what would be done to any of
  Chowbok's tribe if they crossed over into Erewhon。  I was told that
  nobody knew; inasmuch as such a thing had not happened for ages。
  They would be too ugly to be allowed to go at large; but not so
  much so as to be criminally liable。  Their offence in having come
  would be a moral one; but they would be beyond the straightener's
  art。  Possibly they would be consigned to the Hospital for
  Incurable Bores; and made to work at being bored for so many hours
  a day by the Erewhonian inhabitants of the hospital; who are
  extremely impatient of one another's boredom; but would soon die if
  they had no one whom they might borein fact; that they would be
  kept as professional borees。  When I heard this; it occurred to me
  that some rumours of its substance might perhaps have become
  current among Chowbok's people; for the agony of his fear had been
  too great to have been inspired by the mere dread of being burnt
  alive before the statues。
  I also questioned them about the museum of old machines; and the
  cause of the apparent retrogression in all arts; sciences; and
  inventions。  I learnt that about four hundred years previously; the
  state of mechanical knowledge was far beyond our own; and was
  advancing with prodigious rapidity; until one of the most learned
  professors of hypothetics wrote an extraordinary book (from which I
  propose to give extracts later on); proving that the machines were
  ultimately destined to supplant the race of man; and to become
  instinct with a vitality as different from; and superior to; that
  of animals; as animal to vegetable life。  So convincing was his
  reasoning; or unreasoning; to this effect; that he carried the
  country with him; and they made a clean sweep of all machinery that
  had not been in use for more than two hundred and seventy…one years
  (which period was arrived at after a series of compromises); and
  strictly forbade all further improvements and inventions under pain
  of being considered in the eye of the law to be labouring under
  typhus fever; which they regard as one of the worst of all crimes。
  This is the only case in which they have confounded mental and
  physical diseases; and they do it even here as by an avowed legal
  fiction。  I became uneasy when I remembered about my watch; but
  they comforted me with the assurance that transgression in this
  matter was now so unheard of; that the law could afford to be
  lenient towards an utter stranger; especially towards one who had
  such a good character (they meant physique); and such beautiful
  light hair。  Moreover the watch was a real curiosity; and would be
  a welcome addition to the metropolitan collection; so they did not
  think I need let it trouble me seriously。
  I will write; however; more fully upon this subject when I deal
  with the Colleges of Unreason; and the Book of the Machines。
  In about a month from the time of our starting I was told that our
  journey was nearly over。  The bandage was now dispensed with; for
  it seemed impossible that I should ever be able to find my way back
  without being captured。  Then we rolled merrily along through the
  streets of a handsome town; and got on to a long; broad; and level
  road; with poplar trees on either side。  The road was raised
  slightly above the surrounding country; and had formerly been a
  railway; the fields on either side were in the highest conceivable
  cultivation; but the harvest and also the vintage had been already
  gathered。  The weather had got cooler more rapidly than could be
  quite accounted for by the progress of the season; so I rather
  thought that we must have been making away from the sun; and were
  some degrees farther from the equator than when we started。  Even
  here the vegetation showed that the climate was a hot one; yet
  there was no lack of vigour among the people; on the contrary; they
  were a very hardy race; and capable of great endurance。  For the
  hundredth time I thought that; take them all round; I had never
  seen their equals in respect of physique; and they looked as good…
  natured as they were robust。  The flowers were for the most part
  over; but their absence was in some measure compensated for by a
  profusion of delicious fruit; closely resembling the figs; peaches;
  and pears of Italy and France。  I saw no wild animals; but birds
  were plentiful and much as in Europe; but not tame as they had been
  on the other side the ranges。  They were shot at with the cross…bow
  and with arrows; gunpowder being unknown; or at any rate not in
  use。
  We were now nearing the metropolis and I could see great towers and
  fortifications; and lofty buildings that looked like palaces。  I
  began to be nervous as to my reception; but I had got on very well
  so far; and resolved to continue upon the same plan as hitherto
  namely; to behave just as though I were in England until I saw that
  I was making a blunder; and then to say nothing till I could gather
  how the land lay。  We drew nearer and nearer。  The news of my
  approach had got abroad; and there was a great crowd collected on
  either side the road; who greeted me with marks of most respectful
  curiosity; keeping me bowing constantly in acknowledgement from
  side to side。
  When we were about a mile off; we were met by the Mayor and several
  Councillors; among whom was a venerable old man; who was introduced
  to me by the Mayor (for so I suppose I should call him) as the
  gentleman who had invited me to his house。  I bowed deeply and told
  him how grateful I felt to him; and how gladly I would accept his
  hospitality。  He forbade me to say more; and pointing to his
  carriage; which was close at hand; he motioned me to a seat
  therein。  I again bowed profoundly to the Mayor and Councillors;
  and drove off with my entertainer; whose name was Senoj Nosnibor。
  After about half a mile the carriage turned off the main road; and
  we drove under the walls of the town till we reached a palazzo on a
  slight eminence; and just on the outskirts of the city。  This was
  Senoj Nosnibor's house; and nothing can be imagined finer。  It was
  situated near the magnificent and venerable ruins of the old
  railway station; which formed an imposing feature from the gardens
  of the house。  The grounds; some ten or a dozen acres in extent;
  were laid out in terraced gardens; one above the other; with
  flights of broad steps ascending and descending the declivity of
  the garden。  On these steps there were statues of most exquisite
  workmanship。  Besides the statues there were vases filled with
  various shrubs that were new to me; and on either side the flights
  of steps there were rows of old cypresses and cedars; with grassy
  alleys between them。  Then came choice vineyards and orchards of
  fruit…trees in full bearing。
  The house itself was approached by a court…yard; and round it was a
  corridor on to which rooms opened; as at Pompeii。  In the middle of
  the court there was a bath and a fountain。  Having passed the court
  we came to the main body of the house; which was two stories in
  height。  The rooms were large and lofty; perhaps at first they
  looked rather bare of furniture; but in hot climates people
  generally keep their rooms more bare than they do in colder ones。
  I missed also the sight