第 99 节
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  Blood。
  It occurred to me several times that we should have got on
  better; if we had not been quite so genteel。 We were so exceedingly
  genteel; that our scope was very limited。 A Mr。 and Mrs。 Gulpidge
  were of the party; who had something to do at second…hand (at
  least; Mr。 Gulpidge had) with the law business of the Bank; and
  what with the Bank; and what with the Treasury; we were as
  exclusive as the Court Circular。 To mend the matter; Hamlet’s
  aunt had the family failing of indulging in soliloquy; and held forth
  in a desultory manner; by herself; on every topic that was
  introduced。 These were few enough; to be sure; but as we always
  fell back upon Blood; she had as wide a field for abstract
  speculation as her nephew himself。
  We might have been a party of Ogres; the conversation
  assumed such a sanguine complexion。
  ‘I confess I am of Mrs。 Waterbrook’s opinion;’ said Mr。
  Waterbrook; with his wine…glass at his eye。 ‘Other things are all
  very well in their way; but give me Blood!’
  ‘Oh! There is nothing;’ observed Hamlet’s aunt; ‘so satisfactory
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  to one! There is nothing that is so much one’s beau…ideal of—of all
  that sort of thing; speaking generally。 There are some low minds
  (not many; I am happy to believe; but there are some) that would
  prefer to do what I should call bow down before idols。 Positively
  Idols! Before service; intellect; and so on。 But these are intangible
  points。 Blood is not so。 We see Blood in a nose; and we know it。 We
  meet with it in a chin; and we say; “There it is! That’s Blood!” It is
  an actual matter of fact。 We point it out。 It admits of no doubt。’
  The simpering fellow with the weak legs; who had taken Agnes
  down; stated the question more decisively yet; I thought。
  ‘Oh; you know; deuce take it;’ said this gentleman; looking
  round the board with an imbecile smile; ‘we can’t forego Blood;
  you know。 We must have Blood; you know。 Some young fellows;
  you know; may be a little behind their station; perhaps; in point of
  education and behaviour; and may go a little wrong; you know;
  and get themselves and other people into a variety of fixes—and
  all that—but deuce take it; it’s delightful to reflect that they’ve got
  Blood in ’em! Myself; I’d rather at any time be knocked down by a
  man who had got Blood in him; than I’d be picked up by a man
  who hadn’t!’
  This sentiment; as compressing the general question into a
  nutshell; gave the utmost satisfaction; and brought the gentleman
  into great notice until the ladies retired。 After that; I observed that
  Mr。 Gulpidge and Mr。 Henry Spiker; who had hitherto been very
  distant; entered into a defensive alliance against us; the common
  enemy; and exchanged a mysterious dialogue across the table for
  our defeat and overthrow。
  ‘That affair of the first bond for four thousand five hundred
  pounds has not taken the course that was expected; Spiker;’ said
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  Mr。 Gulpidge。
  ‘Do you mean the D。 of A。’s?’ said Mr。 Spiker。
  ‘The C。 of B。’s!’ said Mr。 Gulpidge。
  Mr。 Spiker raised his eyebrows; and looked much concerned。
  ‘When the question was referred to Lord—I needn’t name him;’
  said Mr。 Gulpidge; checking himself—
  ‘I understand;’ said Mr。 Spiker; ‘N。’
  Mr。 Gulpidge darkly nodded—‘was referred to him; his answer
  was; “Money; or no release。”’
  ‘Lord bless my soul!’ cried Mr。 Spiker。
  “‘Money; or no release;”’ repeated Mr。 Gulpidge; firmly。 ‘The
  next in reversion—you understand me?’
  ‘K。;’ said Mr。 Spiker; with an ominous look。
  ‘—K。 then positively refused to sign。 He was attended at
  Newmarket for that purpose; and he point…blank refused to do it。’
  Mr。 Spiker was so interested; that he became quite stony。
  ‘So the matter rests at this hour;’ said Mr。 Gulpidge; throwing
  himself back in his chair。 ‘Our friend Waterbrook will excuse me if
  I forbear to explain myself generally; on account of the magnitude
  of the interests involved。’
  Mr。 Waterbrook was only too happy; as it appeared to me; to
  have such interests; and such names; even hinted at; across his
  table。 He assumed an expression of gloomy intelligence (though I
  am persuaded he knew no more about the discussion than I did);
  and highly approved of the discretion that had been observed。 Mr。
  Spiker; after the receipt of such a confidence; naturally desired to
  favour his friend with a confidence of his own; therefore the
  foregoing dialogue was succeeded by another; in which it was Mr。
  Gulpidge’s turn to be surprised; and that by another in which the
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  surprise came round to Mr。 Spiker’s turn again; and so on; turn
  and turn about。 All this time we; the outsiders; remained
  oppressed by the tremendous interests involved in the
  conversation; and our host regarded us with pride; as the victims
  of a salutary awe and astonishment。 I was very glad indeed to get
  upstairs to Agnes; and to talk with her in a corner; and to
  introduce Traddles to her; who was shy; but agreeable; and the
  same good…natured creature still。 As he was obliged to leave early;
  on account of going away next morning for a month; I had not
  nearly so much conversation with him as I could have wished; but
  we exchanged addresses; and promised ourselves the pleasure of
  another meeting when he should come back to town。 He was
  greatly interested to hear that I knew Steerforth; and spoke of him
  with such warmth that I made him tell Agnes what he thought of
  him。 But Agnes only looked at me the while; and very slightly
  shook her head when only I observed her。
  As she was not among people with whom I believed she could
  be very much at home; I was almost glad to hear that she was
  going away within a few days; though I was sorry at the prospect
  of parting from her again so soon。 This caused me to remain until
  all the company were gone。 Conversing with her; and hearing her
  sing; was such a delightful reminder to me of my happy life in the
  grave old house she had made so beautiful; that I could have
  remained there half the night; but; having no excuse for staying
  any longer; when the lights of Mr。 Waterbrook’s society were all
  snuffed out; I took my leave very much against my inclination。 I
  felt then; more than ever; that she was my better Angel; and if I
  thought of her sweet face and placid smile; as though they had
  shone on me from some removed being; like an Angel; I hope I
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  thought no harm。
  I have said that the company were all gone; but I ought to have
  excepted Uriah; whom I don’t include in that denomination; and
  who had never ceased to hover near us。 He was close behind me
  when I went downstairs。 He was close beside me; when I walked
  away from the house; slowly fitting his long skeleton fingers into
  the still longer fingers of a great Guy Fawkes pair of gloves。
  It was in no disposition for Uriah’s company; but in
  remembrance of the entreaty Agnes had made to me; that I asked
  him if he would come home to my rooms; and have some coffee。
  ‘Oh; really; Master Copperfield;’ he rejoined—‘I beg your
  pardon; Mister Copperfield; but the other comes so natural; I don’t
  like that you should put a constraint upon yourself to ask a
  numble person like me to your ouse。’
  ‘There is no constraint in the case;’ said I。 ‘Will you come?’
  ‘I should like to; very much;’ replied Uriah; with a writhe。
  ‘Well; then; come along!’ said I。
  I could not help being rather short with him; but he appeared
  not to mind it。 We went the nearest way; without conversing much
  upon the road; and he was so humble in respect of those
  scarecrow gloves; that he was still putting them on; and seemed to
  have made no advance in that labour; when we got to my place。
  I led him up the dark stairs; to prevent his knocking his head
  against anything; and really his damp cold hand felt so like a frog
  in mine; that I was tempted to drop it and run away。 Agnes and
  hospitality prevailed; however; and I conducted him to my fireside。
  When I lighted my candles; he fell into meek transports with the
  room that was revealed to him; and when I heated the coffee in an
  unassuming block…tin vessel in which Mrs。 Crupp delighted to
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  prepare it (chiefly; I believe; because it was not intended for the
  purpose; being a shaving…pot; and because there was a patent
  invention of great price mouldering away in the pantry); he
  professed so much emotion; that I could joyfully have scalded him。
  ‘Oh; really; Master Copperfield;—I mean Mister Copperfield;’
  said Uriah; ‘to see you waiting upon me is what I never could have
  expected! But; one way and another; so many things happen to me
  which I never could have expected; I am sure; in my umble station;
  that it seems to rain blessings on my ed。 You have heard
  something; I des…say; of a change in my expe