innocent。　　I　am　the　son　of　Hugues　Destrem。〃〃Your　father；　sir；　is
  gravely　compromised　by　his　connection　with　incorrigible　revolutionists；
  but　I　will　consider　your　application。　　Monsieur　Destrem　is　happy　in
  having　so　devoted　a　son。〃　　The　Emperor　added　a　few　consoling　words；　and
  the　young　man　retired　with　the　certainty　that　his　father　would　be
  pardoned；　but　unfortunately　this　pardon　which　was　granted　by　the　Emperor
  came　too　late；　and　Hugues　Destrem；　who　had　been　transported　to　the　Island
  of　Oleron　after　the　attempt　of　the　3d　Nivose；＇The　affair　of　the
  infernal　machine　in　the　Rue　Sainte　Nicaise＇in　which　he　had　taken　no
  part；　died　in　his　exile　before　he　had　even　learned　that　the　solicitations
  of　his　son　had　met　with　such　complete　success。
  On　our　return　from　the　glorious　campaign　of　Austerlitz；　the　commune　of
  Saint…Cloud；　so　favored　by　the　sojourn　of　the　court；　had　decided　that　it
  would　distinguish　itself　on　this　occasion；　and　take　the　opportunity　of
  manifesting　its　great　affection　for　the　Emperor。
  The　mayor　of　Saint…Cloud　was　Monsieur　Barre；　a　well　informed　man；　with　a
  very　kind　heart。　　Napoleon　esteemed　him　highly；　and　took　much　pleasure　in
  his　conversation；　and　he　was　sincerely　regretted　by　his　subordinates　when
  death　removed　him。
  M。　Barre　had　erected　an　arch　of　triumph；　of　simple　but　noble　design；　in
  excellent　taste；　at　the　foot　of　the　avenue　leading　to　the　palace；　which
  was　adorned　with　the　following　inscription：
  〃TO　HER　BELOVED　SOVEREIGN；
  THE　MOST　FORTUNATE　OF　THE　COMMUNES。〃
  The　evening　on　which　the　Emperor　was　expected；　the　mayor　and　his
  associates；　armed　with　the　necessary　harangue；　passed　a　part　of　the　night
  at　the　foot　of　the　monument。　　M。　Barre；　who　was　old　and　feeble；　then
  retired；　after　having　placed　as　sentinel　one　of　his　associates；　whose
  duty　it　was　to　inform　him　of　the　arrival　of　the　first　courier；　and　a
  ladder　was　placed　across　the　entrance　of　the　arch　of　triumph；　so　that　no
  one　might　pass　under　it　before　his　Majesty。　　Unfortunately；　the　municipal
  argus　went　to　sleep；　and　the　Emperor　arrived　in　the　early　morning；　and
  passed　by　the　side　of　the　arch　of　triumph；　much　amused　at　the　obstacle
  which　prevented　his　enjoying　the　distinguished　honor　which　the　good
  inhabitants　of　Saint…Cloud　had　prepared　for　him。
  On　the　day　succeeding　this　event；　a　little　drawing　was　circulated　in　the
  palace　representing　the　authorities　asleep　near　the　monument；　a　prominent
  place　being　accorded　the　ladder；　which　barred　the　passage；　and　underneath
  was　written　the　arch　barre；　alluding　to　the　name　of　the　mayor。　　As　for
  the　inscription；　they　had　travestied　it　in　this　manner：
  〃TO　HER　BELOVED　SOVEREIGN；
  THE　SLEEPIEST　OF　THE　COMMUNES。〃
  Their　Majesties　were　much　amused　by　this　episode。
  While　the　court　was　at　Saint…Cloud；　the　Emperor；　who　had　worked　very　late
  one　evening　with　Monsieur　de　Talleyrand；　invited　the　latter　to　sleep　at
  the　chateau；　but　the　prince；　who　preferred　returning　to　Paris；　refused；
  giving　as　an　excuse　that　the　beds　had　a　very　disagreeable　odor。　　There
  was　no　truth　whatever　in　this　statement；　for　there　was；　as　may　be
  believed；　the　greatest　care　taken　of　the　furniture；　even　in　the　store…
  rooms　of　the　different　imperial　palaces；　and　the　reason　assigned　by　M。　de
  Talleyrand　being　given　at　random；　he　could　just　as　well　have　given　any
  other；　but；　nevertheless；　the　remark　struck　the　Emperor's　attention；　and
  that　evening　on　entering　his　bedroom　he　complained　that　his　bed　had　an
  unpleasant　odor。　　I　assured　him　to　the　contrary；　and　told　his　Majesty
  that　he　would　next　day　be　convinced　of　his　error；　but；　far　from　being
  persuaded；　the　Emperor；　when　he　rose　next　morning；　repeated　the　assertion
  that　his　bed　had　a　very　disagreeable　odor；　and　that　it　was　absolutely
  necessary　to　change　it。　　M。　Charvet；　concierge　of　the　palace；　was　at　once
  summoned；　his　Majesty　complained　of　his　bed；　and　ordered　another　to　be
  brought。
  M。　Desmasis；　keeper　of　the　furniture…room；　was　also　called；　who　examined
  mattress；　feather…beds；　and　covering；　turned　and　returned　them　in　every
  direction；　other　persons　did　the　same；　and　each　was　convinced　that　there
  was　no　odor　about　his　Majesty's　bed。　　In　spite　of　so　many　witnesses　to
  the　contrary；　the　Emperor；　not　because　he　made　it　a　point　of　honor　not　to
  have　what　he　had　asserted　proved　false；　but　merely　from　a　caprice　to
  which　he　was　very　subject；　persisted　in　his　first　idea；　and　required　his
  bed　to　be　changed。　　Seeing　that　it　was　necessary　to　obey；　I　sent　this　bed
  to　the　Tuileries；　and　had　the　one　which　was　there　brought　to　the　chateau
  of　Saint…Cloud。　　The　Emperor　was　now　satisfied；　and；　on　his　return　to　the
  Tuileries；　did　not　notice　the　exchange；　and　thought　his　bed　in　that
  chateau　very　good；　and　the　most　amusing　part　of　all　was　that　the　ladies
  of　the　palace；　having　learned　that　the　Emperor　had　complained　of　his　bed；
  all　found　an　unbearable　odor　in　theirs；　and　insisted　that　everything　must
  be　overhauled；　which　created　a　small　revolution。　　The　caprices　of
  sovereigns　are　sometimes　epidemic。
  CHAPTER　XXX。
  His　Majesty　was　accustomed　to　say　that　one　could　always　tell　an　honorable
  man　by　his　conduct　to　his　wife；　his　children；　and　his　servants；　and　I
  hope　it　will　appear　from　these　memoirs　that　the　Emperor　conducted　himself
  as　an　honorable　man；　according　to　his　own　definition。　　He　said；　moreover；
  that　immorality　was　the　most　dangerous　vice　of　a　sovereign；　because　of
  the　evil　example　it　set　to　his　subjects。　　What　he　meant　by　immorality　was
  doubtless　a　scandalous　publicity　given　to　liaisons　which　might　otherwise
  have　remained　secret；　for；　as　regards　these　liaisons　themselves；　he
  withstood　women　no　more　than　any　other　man　when　they　threw　themselves　at
  his　head。　　Perhaps　another　man；　surrounded　by　seductions；　attacks；　and
  advances　of　all　kinds；　would　have　resisted　these　temptations　still　less。
  Nevertheless；　please　God；　I　do　not　propose　to　defend　his　Majesty　in　this
  respect。　　I　will　even　admit；　if　you　wish；　that　his　conduct　did　not　offer
  an　example　in　the　most　perfect　accord　with　the　morality　of　his
  discourses；　but　it　must　be　admitted　also　that　it　was　somewhat　to　the
  credit　of　a　sovereign　that　he　concealed；　with　the　most　scrupulous　care；
  his　frailties　from　the　public；　lest　they　should　be　a　subject　of　scandal；
  or；　what　is　worse；　of　imitation；　and　from　his　wife；　to　whom　it　would　have
  been　a　source　of　the　deepest　grief。
  On　this　delicate　subject　I　recall　two　or　three　occurrences　which　took
  place；　I　think；　about　the　period　which　my　narrative　has　now　reached。
  The　Empress　Josephine　was　jealous；　and；　notwithstanding　the　prudence
  which　the　Emperor　exercised　in　his　secret　liaisons；　could　not　remain　in
  entire　ignorance　of　what　was　passing。
  The　Emperor　had　known　at　Genoa　Madame　Gazani；　the　daughter　of　an　Italian
  dancer；　whom　he　continued　to　receive　at　Paris；　and　one　day；　having　an
  appointment　with　her　in　his　private　apartments；　ordered　me　to　remain　in
  his　room；　and　to　reply　to　whoever　asked　for　him；　even　if　it　was　her
  Majesty　the　Empress　herself；　that　he　was　engaged　in　his　cabinet　with　a
  minister。
  The　place　of　the　interview　was　the　apartment　formerly　occupied　by
  Bourrienne；　communicating　by　a　staircase　which　opened　on　his　Majesty's
  bedroom。　　This　room　had　been　arranged　and　decorated　very　plainly；　and　had
  a　second　exit　on　the　staircase　called　the　black　staircase；　because　it　was
  dark　and　badly　lighted；　and　it　was　through　this　that　Madame　Gazani
  entered；　while　the　Emperor　came　in　by　the　other　door。　　They　had　been
  together　only　a　few　moments　when　the　Empress　entered　the　Emperor's　room；
  and　asked　me　what　her　husband　was　doing。　　〃Madame；　the　Emperor　is　very
  busy　just　now；　he　is　working　in　his　cabinet　with　a　minister。〃〃Constant；
  I　wish　to　enter。〃〃That　is　impossible；　Madame。　　I　have　received　a　formal
  order　not　to　disturb　his　Majesty；　not　even　for　her　Majesty　the　Empress；〃
  whereupon　she　went　away　dissatisfied　and　somewhat　irritated；　and　at　the
  end　of　half　an　hour　returned；　and；　renewing　her　demand；　I　was　obliged　to
  repeat　my　reply；　and；　though　much　distressed　in　witnessing　the　chagrin　of
  her　Majesty　the　Empress；　I　could　not　disobey　my　orders。　　That　evening　on
  retiring　the　Emperor　said　to　me；　in　a　very　severe　tone；　that　the　Empress
  had　informed　him　she　had　learned　from　me；　that；　at　the　time　she　came　to
  question　me　in　regard　to　him；　he　was　closeted　with　a　lady。　　Not　at　all
  disturbed；　I　replied　to　the　Emperor；　that　of　course　he　could　not　believe
  that。　　〃No；〃　replied　the　Emperor；　returning　to　the　friendly　tone　with
  which　he　habitually　honored　me；　〃I　know　you　well　enough　to　be　assured　of
  your　discretion；　but　woe　to　the　idiots　who　are　gossiping；　if　I　can　get
  hold　of　them。〃　　The　next　night　the　Empress　entered；　as　the　Emperor　was
  retiring；　and　his　Majesty　said　to　her　in　my　presence；　〃It　is　very　bad　to
  impute　falsehood　to　poor　Monsieur　Constant；　he　is　not　the　man　to　make　up
  such　a　tale　as　that　you　told　me。〃　　The　Empress；　seated　on　the　edge　of　the
  bed；　began　to　laugh；　and　put　her　pretty　little　hand　over　her　husband's
  mouth；　and；　as　it　was　a　matter　concerning　myself；　I　withdrew。　　For　a　few
  days　the　Empress　was　cool　and　distant　to　me；　bu