第 140 节
作者:恐龙王      更新:2021-02-21 15:33      字数:9322
  what appeared to be an altar; on the left hand was a pulpit; and on
  the right a stall higher than any of the rest; where was a figure
  whom I could scarcely see。
  'I can't pretend to describe what I saw exactly; for my head; which
  was at first rather flurried; had become more so from the efforts
  which I had made to get through the crowd; also from certain
  singing; which proceeded from I know not where; and; above all;
  from the bursts of an organ; which were occasionally so loud that I
  thought the roof; which was painted with wondrous colours; would
  come toppling down on those below。  So there stood I … a poor
  English servant … in that outlandish place; in the midst of that
  foreign crowd; looking at that outlandish sight; hearing those
  outlandish sounds; and occasionally glancing at our party; which;
  by this time; I distinguished at the opposite side to where I
  stood; but much nearer the place where the red figures sat。  Yes;
  there stood our poor governor and the sweet young ladies; and I
  thought they never looked so handsome before; and close by them
  were the sharking priests; and not far from them was that idiotical
  parson Platitude; winking and grinning; and occasionally lifting up
  his hands as if in ecstasy at what he saw and heard; so that he
  drew upon himself the notice of the congregation。
  'And now an individual mounted the pulpit; and began to preach in a
  language which I did not understand; but which I believe to be
  Latin; addressing himself seemingly to the figure in the stall; and
  when he had ceased; there was more singing; more organ…playing; and
  then two men in robes brought forth two things which they held up;
  and then the people bowed their heads; and our poor governor bowed
  his head; and the sweet young ladies bowed their heads; and the
  sharking priests; whilst the idiotical parson Platitude tried to
  fling himself down; and then there were various evolutions
  withinside the pale; and the scarlet figures got up and sat down;
  and this kind of thing continued for some time。  At length the
  figure which I had seen in the principal stall came forth and
  advanced towards the people; an awful figure he was; a huge old man
  with a sugar…loaf hat; with a sulphur…coloured dress; and holding a
  crook in his hand like that of a shepherd; and as he advanced the
  people fell on their knees; our poor old governor amongst them; the
  sweet young ladies; the sharking priests; the idiotical parson
  Platitude; all fell on their knees; and somebody or other tried to
  pull me on my knees; but by this time I had become outrageous; all
  that my poor brother used to tell me of the superstitions of the
  high Barbary shore rushed into my mind; and I thought they were
  acting them over here; above all; the idea that the sweet young
  ladies; to say nothing of my poor old governor; were; after the
  conclusion of all this mummery; going to deliver themselves up body
  and soul into the power of that horrid…looking old man; maddened
  me; and; rushing forward into the open space; I confronted the
  horrible…looking old figure with the sugar…loaf hat; the sulphur…
  coloured garments; and shepherd's crook; and shaking my fist at his
  nose; I bellowed out in English …
  '〃I don't care for you; old Mumbo Jumbo; though you have fetish!〃
  'I can scarcely tell you what occurred for some time。  I have a dim
  recollection that hands were laid upon me; and that I struck out
  violently left and right。  On coming to myself; I was seated on a
  stone bench in a large room; something like a guard…room; in the
  custody of certain fellows dressed like Merry…andrews; they were
  bluff; good…looking; wholesome fellows; very different from the
  sallow Italians:  they were looking at me attentively; and
  occasionally talking to each other in a language which sounded very
  like the cracking of walnuts in the mouth; very different from
  cooing Italian。  At last one of them asked me in Italian what had
  ailed me; to which I replied; in an incoherent manner; something
  about Mumbo Jumbo; whereupon the fellow; one of the bluffest of the
  lot; a jovial rosy…faced rascal; lifted up his right hand; placing
  it in such a manner that the lips were between the fore…finger and
  thumb; then lifting up his right foot and drawing back his head; he
  sucked in his breath with a hissing sound; as if to imitate one
  drinking a hearty draught; and then slapped me on the shoulder;
  saying something which sounded like goot wine; goot companion;
  whereupon they all laughed; exclaiming; ya; ya; goot companion。
  And now hurried into the room our poor old governor; with the red…
  haired priest。  The first asked what could have induced me to
  behave in such a manner in such a place; to which I replied that I
  was not going to bow down to Mumbo Jumbo; whatever other people
  might do。  Whereupon my master said he believed I was mad; and the
  priest said he believed I was drunk; to which I answered that I was
  neither so mad nor drunk but I could distinguish how the wind lay。
  Whereupon they left me; and in a little time I was told by the
  bluff…looking Merry…andrews I was at liberty to depart。  I believe
  the priest; in order to please my governor; interceded for me in
  high quarters。
  'But one good resulted from this affair; there was no presentation
  of our family to the Holy Father; for old Mumbo was so frightened
  by my outrageous looks that he was laid up for a week; as I was
  afterwards informed。
  'I went home; and had scarcely been there half an hour when I was
  sent for by the governor; who again referred to the scene in
  church; said that he could not tolerate such scandalous behaviour;
  and that unless I promised to be more circumspect in future; he
  should be compelled to discharge me。  I said that if he was
  scandalised at my behaviour in the church; I was more scandalised
  at all I saw going on in the family; which was governed by two
  rascally priests; who; not content with plundering him; appeared
  bent on hurrying the souls of us all to destruction; and that with
  respect to discharging me; he could do so that moment; as I wished
  to go。  I believe his own reason told him that I was right; for he
  made no direct answer; but; after looking on the ground for some
  time; he told me to leave him。  As he did not tell me to leave the
  house; I went to my room; intending to lie down for an hour or two;
  but scarcely was I there when the door opened; and in came the red…
  haired priest。  He showed himself; as he always did; perfectly
  civil; asked me how I was; took a chair and sat down。  After a hem
  or two he entered into a long conversation on the excellence of
  what he called the Catholic religion; told me that he hoped I would
  not set myself against the light; and likewise against my interest;
  for that the family were about to embrace the Catholic religion;
  and would make it worth my while to follow their example。  I told
  him that the family might do what they pleased; but that I would
  never forsake the religion of my country for any consideration
  whatever; that I was nothing but a poor servant; but I was not to
  be bought by base gold。  〃I admire your honourable feelings;〃 said
  he; 〃you shall have no gold; and as I see you are a fellow of
  spirit; and do not like being a servant; for which I commend you; I
  can promise you something better。  I have a good deal of influence
  in this place; and if you will not set your face against the light;
  but embrace the Catholic religion; I will undertake to make your
  fortune。  You remember those fine fellows to…day who took you into
  custody; they are the guards of his Holiness。  I have no doubt that
  I have interest enough to procure your enrolment amongst them。〃
  〃What;〃 said I; 〃become swashbuckler to Mumbo Jumbo up here!  May I
  。 。 。〃 … and here I swore … 〃if I do。  The mere possibility of one
  of their children being swashbuckler to Mumbo Jumbo on the high
  Barbary shore has always been a source of heart…breaking to my poor
  parents。  What; then; would they not undergo; if they knew for
  certain that their other child was swashbuckler to Mumbo Jumbo up
  here?〃  Thereupon he asked me; even as you did some time ago; what
  I meant by Mumbo Jumbo。  And I told him all I had heard about the
  Mumbo Jumbo of the high Barbary shore; telling him that I had no
  doubt that the old fellow up here was his brother; or nearly
  related to him。  The man with the red hair listened with the
  greatest attention to all I said; and when I had concluded; he got
  up; nodded to me; and moved to the door; ere he reached the door I
  saw his shoulders shaking; and as he closed it behind him I heard
  him distinctly laughing; to the tune of … he! he! he!
  'But now matters began to mend。  That same evening my young master
  unexpectedly arrived。  I believe he soon perceived that something
  extraordinary had been going on in