settled　down　here；　as　he　had　a　right　to　do　if　he　pleased；　and　not
  being　able　to　drive　him　out；　they　went　away　after　quarrelling　with
  me；　too；　for　not　choosing　to　side　with　them；　so　I　stayed　here　along
  with　the　young　man；　there　being　room　for　us　both；　and　the　place
  being　as　free　to　me　as　to　him。'
  'And　in　order　that　you　may　be　no　longer　puzzled　with　respect　to
  myself；'　said　I；　'I　will　give　you　a　brief　outline　of　my　history。　　I
  am　the　son　of　honourable　parents；　who　gave　me　a　first…rate
  education；　as　far　as　literature　and　languages　went；　with　which
  education　I　endeavoured；　on　the　death　of　my　father；　to　advance
  myself　to　wealth　and　reputation　in　the　big　city；　but　failing　in　the
  attempt；　I　conceived　a　disgust　for　the　busy　world；　and　determined
  to　retire　from　it。　　After　wandering　about　for　some　time；　and
  meeting　with　various　adventures；　in　one　of　which　I　contrived　to
  obtain　a　pony；　cart；　and　certain　tools　used　by　smiths　and　tinkers；
  I　came　to　this　place；　where　I　amused　myself　with　making　horse…
  shoes；　or　rather　pony…shoes；　having　acquired　the　art　of　wielding
  the　hammer　and　tongs　from　a　strange　kind　of　smith　…　not　him　of
  Gretna　Green　…　whom　I　knew　in　my　childhood。　　And　here　I　lived；
  doing　harm　to　no　one；　quite　lonely　and　solitary；　till　one　fine
  morning　the　premises　were　visited　by　this　young　gentlewoman　and　her
  companions。　　She　did　herself　anything　but　justice　when　she　said
  that　her　companions　quarrelled　with　her　because　she　would　not　side
  with　them　against　me；　they　quarrelled　with　her　because　she　came
  most　heroically　to　my　assistance　as　I　was　on　the　point　of　being
  murdered；　and　she　forgot　to　tell　you　that；　after　they　had　abandoned
  her；　she　stood　by　me　in　the　…　dark　hour；　comforting　and　cheering
  me；　when　unspeakable　dread；　to　which　I　am　occasionally　subject；
  took　possession　of　my　mind。　　She　says　she　is　nothing　to　me；　even　as
  I　am　nothing　to　her。　　I　am　of　course　nothing　to　her；　but　she　is
  mistaken　in　thinking　she　is　nothing　to　me。　　I　entertain　the　highest
  regard　and　admiration　for　her；　being　convinced　that　I　might　search
  the　whole　world　in　vain　for　a　nature　more　heroic　and　devoted。'
  'And　for　my　part；'　said　Belle；　with　a　sob；　'a　more　quiet　agreeable
  partner　in　a　place　like　this　I　would　not　wish　to　have；　it　is　true
  he　has　strange　ways；　and　frequently　puts　words　into　my　mouth　very
  difficult　to　utter；　but　…　but　…　'　and　here　she　buried　her　face　once
  more　in　her　hands。
  'Well；'　said　the　postilion；　'I　have　been　mistaken　about　you；　that
  is；　not　altogether；　but　in　part。　　You　are　not　rich　folks；　it　seems；
  but　you　are　not　common　people；　and　that　I　could　have　sworn。　　What　I
  call　a　shame　is；　that　some　people　I　have　known　are　not　in　your
  place　and　you　in　theirs；　you　with　their　estates　and　borough
  interest；　they　in　this　dingle　with　these　carts　and　animals；　but
  there　is　no　help　for　these　things。　　Were　I　the　great　Mumbo　Jumbo
  above；　I　would　endeavour　to　manage　matters　better；　but　being　a
  simple　postilion；　glad　to　earn　three　shillings　a　day；　I　can't　be
  expected　to　do　much。'
  'Who　is　Mumbo　Jumbo？'　said　I。
  'Ah！'　said　the　postilion；　'I　see　there　may　be　a　thing　or　two　I　know
  better　than　yourself。　　Mumbo　Jumbo　is　a　god　of　the　black　coast；　to
  which　people　go　for　ivory　and　gold。'
  'Were　you　ever　there？'　I　demanded。
  'No；'　said　the　postilion；　'but　I　heard　plenty　of　Mumbo　Jumbo　when　I
  was　a　boy。'
  'I　wish　you　would　tell　us　something　about　yourself。　　I　believe　that
  your　own　real　history　would　prove　quite　as　entertaining；　if　not
  more；　than　that　which　you　imagined　about　us。'
  'I　am　rather　tired；'　said　the　postilion；　'and　my　leg　is　rather
  troublesome。　　I　should　be　glad　to　try　to　sleep　upon　one　of　your
  blankets。　　However；　as　you　wish　to　hear　something　about　me；　I　shall
  be　happy　to　oblige　you；　but　your　fire　is　rather　low；　and　this　place
  is　chilly。'
  Thereupon　I　arose；　and　put　fresh　charcoal　on　the　pan；　then　taking
  it　outside　the　tent；　with　a　kind　of　fan　which　I　had　fashioned；　I
  fanned　the　coals　into　a　red　glow；　and　continued　doing　so　until　the
  greater　part　of　the　noxious　gas；　which　the　coals　are　in　the　habit
  of　exhaling；　was　exhausted。　　I　then　brought　it　into　the　tent　and
  reseated　myself；　scattering　over　the　coals　a　small　portion　of
  sugar。　　'No　bad　smell；'　said　the　postilion；　'but　upon　the　whole　I
  think　I　like　the　smell　of　tobacco　better；　and　with　your　permission
  I　will　once　more　light　my　pipe。'
  Thereupon　he　relighted　his　pipe；　and；　after　taking　two　or　three
  whiffs；　began　in　the　following　manner。
  CHAPTER　XCVIII
  An　exordium　…　Fine　ships　…　High　Barbary　captains　…　Free…born
  Englishmen　…　Monstrous　figure　…　Swashbuckler　…　The　grand　coaches　…
  The　footmen　…　A　travelling　expedition　…　Black　Jack　…　Nelson's
  cannon　…　Pharaoh's　butler　…　A　diligence　…　Two　passengers　…　Sharking
  priest　…　Virgilio　…　Lessons　in　Italian　…　Two　opinions　…　Holy　Mary　…
  Priestly　confederates　…　Methodist　chapel　…　Veturini　…　Some　of　our
  party　…　Like　a　sepulchre　…　All　for　themselves。
  'I　AM　a　poor　postilion；　as　you　see；　yet；　as　I　have　seen　a　thing　or
  two　and　heard　a　thing　or　two　of　what　is　going　on　in　the　world；
  perhaps　what　I　have　to　tell　you　connected　with　myself　may　not　prove
  altogether　uninteresting。　　Now；　my　friends；　this　manner　of　opening
  a　story　is　what　the　man　who　taught　rhetoric　would　call　a　hex　…　hex
  …　'
  'Exordium；'　said　I。
  'Just　so；'　said　the　postilion；　'I　treated　you　to　a　per　…　per　…
  peroration　some　time　ago；　so　that　I　have　contrived　to　put　the　cart
  before　the　horse；　as　the　Irish　orators　frequently　do　in　the
  honourable　House；　in　whose　speeches；　especially　those　who　have
  taken　lessons　in　rhetoric；　the　per　…　per　…　what's　the　word？　…
  frequently　goes　before　the　exordium。
  'I　was　born　in　the　neighbouring　county；　my　father　was　land…steward
  to　a　squire　of　about　a　thousand　a　year。　　My　father　had　two　sons；　of
  whom　I　am　the　youngest　by　some　years。　　My　elder　brother　was　of　a
  spirited　roving　disposition；　and　for　fear　that　he　should　turn　out
  what　is　generally　termed　ungain；　my　father　determined　to　send　him
  to　sea：　　so　once　upon　a　time；　when　my　brother　was　about　fifteen；　he
  took　him　to　the　great　seaport　of　the　county；　where　he　apprenticed
  him　to　a　captain　of　one　of　the　ships　which　trade　to　the　high
  Barbary　coast。　　Fine　ships　they　were；　I　have　heard　say；　more　than
  thirty　in　number；　and　all　belonging　to　a　wonderful　great　gentleman；
  who　had　once　been　a　parish　boy；　but　had　contrived　to　make　an
  immense　fortune　by　trading　to　that　coast　for　gold…dust；　ivory；　and
  other　strange　articles；　and　for　doing　so；　I　mean　for　making　a
  fortune；　had　been　made　a　knight　baronet。　　So　my　brother　went　to　the
  high　Barbary　shore；　on　board　the　fine　vessel；　and　in　about　a　year
  returned　and　came　to　visit　us；　he　repeated　the　voyage　several
  times；　always　coming　to　see　his　parents　on　his　return。　　Strange
  stories　he　used　to　tell　us　of　what　he　had　been　witness　to　on　the
  high　Barbary　coast；　both　off　shore　and　on。　　He　said　that　the　fine
  vessel　in　which　he　sailed　was　nothing　better　than　a　painted　hell；
  that　the　captain　was　a　veritable　fiend；　whose　grand　delight　was　in
  tormenting　his　men；　especially　when　they　were　sick；　as　they
  frequently　were；　there　being　always　fever　on　the　high　Barbary
  coast；　and　that　though　the　captain　was　occasionally　sick　himself；
  his　being　so　made　no　difference；　or　rather　it　did　make　a
  difference；　though　for　the　worse；　he　being　when　sick　always　more
  inveterate　and　malignant　than　at　other　times。　　He　said　that　once；
  when　he　himself　was　sick；　his　captain　had　pitched　his　face　all
  over；　which　exploit　was　much　applauded　by　the　other　high　Barbary
  captains　…　all　of　whom；　from　what　my　brother　said；　appeared　to　be
  of　much　the　same　disposition　as　my　brother's　captain；　taking
  wonderful　delight　in　tormenting　the　crews；　and　doing　all　manner　of
  terrible　things。　　My　brother　frequently　said　that　nothing　whatever
  prevented　him　from　running　away　from　his　ship；　and　never　returning；
  but　the　hope　he　entertained　of　one　day　being　captain　himself；　and
  able　to　torment　people　in　his　turn；　which　he　solemnly　vowed　he
  would　do；　as　a　kind　of　compensation　for　what　he　himself　had
  undergone。　　And　if　things　were　going　on　in　a　strange　way　off　the
  high　Barbary　shore　amongst　those　who　came　there　to　trade；　they　were
  going　on　in　a　way　yet　stranger　with　the　people　who　lived　upon　it。
  'Oh　the　strange　ways　of　the　black　men　who　lived　on　that　shore；　of
  which　my　brother　used　to　tell　us　at　home　…　selling　their　sons；
  daughters；　and　servants　for　slaves；　and　the　prisoners　taken　in
  battle；　to　the　Spanish　captains；　to　be　carried　to　Havannah；　and
  when　there；　sold　at　a　profit；　the　idea　of　which；　my　brother　said；
  went　to　the　hearts　of　our　own　captains；　who　used　to　say　what　a　hard
  thing　it　was　that　free…born　Englishmen　could　not　have　a　hand　in　the
  traffic；　seeing　that　it　was　fo