Mr。　Titmarsh；　there　is　no　subject；　however　solemn；　but　he　treats　it
  with　flippant　irreverence；　and　no　character；　however　great；　at　whom
  he　does　not　sneer。〃
  Ah；　my　dear！　you　are　young　now　and　enthusiastic；　and　your　Titmarsh
  is　old；　very　old；　sad；　and　gray…headed。　　I　have　seen　a　poor　mother
  buy　a　halfpenny　wreath　at　the　gate　of　Montmartre　burying…ground；　and
  go　with　it　to　her　little　child's　grave；　and　hang　it　there　over　the
  little　humble　stone；　and　if　ever　you　saw　me　scorn　the　mean　offering
  of　the　poor　shabby　creature；　I　will　give　you　leave　to　be　as　angry　as
  you　will。　　They　say　that　on　the　passage　of　Napoleon's　coffin　down
  the　Seine；　old　soldiers　and　country　people　walked　miles　from　their
  villages　just　to　catch　a　sight　of　the　boat　which　carried　his　body
  and　to　kneel　down　on　the　shore　and　pray　for　him。　　God　forbid　that　we
  should　quarrel　with　such　prayers　and　sorrow；　or　question　their
  sincerity。　　Something　great　and　good　must　have　been　in　this　man；
  something　loving　and　kindly；　that　has　kept　his　name　so　cherished　in
  the　popular　memory；　and　gained　him　such　lasting　reverence　and
  affection。
  But；　Madam；　one　may　respect　the　dead　without　feeling　awe…stricken　at
  the　plumes　of　the　hearse；　and　I　see　no　reason　why　one　should
  sympathize　with　the　train　of　mutes　and　undertakers；　however　deep　may
  be　their　mourning。　　Look；　I　pray　you；　at　the　manner　in　which　the
  French　nation　has　performed　Napoleon's　funeral。　　Time　out　of　mind；
  nations　have　raised；　in　memory　of　their　heroes；　august　mausoleums；
  grand　pyramids；　splendid　statues　of　gold　or　marble；　sacrificing
  whatever　they　had　that　was　most　costly　and　rare；　or　that　was　most
  beautiful　in　art；　as　tokens　of　their　respect　and　love　for　the　dead
  person。　　What　a　fine　example　of　this　sort　of　sacrifice　is　that
  （recorded　in　a　book　of　which　Simplicity　is　the　great　characteristic）
  of　the　poor　woman　who　brought　her　pot　of　precious　ointmenther　all；
  and　laid　it　at　the　feet　of　the　Object　which；　upon　earth；　she　most
  loved　and　respected。　　〃Economists　and　calculators〃　there　were　even
  in　those　days　who　quarrelled　with　the　manner　in　which　the　poor　woman
  lavished　so　much　〃capital；〃　but　you　will　remember　how　nobly　and
  generously　the　sacrifice　was　appreciated；　and　how　the　economists
  were　put　to　shame。
  With　regard　to　the　funeral　ceremony　that　has　just　been　performed
  here；　it　is　said　that　a　famous　public　personage　and　statesman；
  Monsieur　Thiers　indeed；　spoke　with　the　bitterest　indignation　of　the
  general　style　of　the　preparations；　and　of　their　mean　and　tawdry
  character。　　He　would　have　had　a　pomp　as　magnificent；　he　said；　as
  that　of　Rome　at　the　triumph　of　Aurelian：　he　would　have　decorated　the
  bridges　and　avenues　through　which　the　procession　was　to　pass；　with
  the　costliest　marbles　and　the　finest　works　of　art；　and　have　had　them
  to　remain　there　for　ever　as　monuments　of　the　great　funeral。
  The　economists　and　calculators　might　here　interpose　with　a　great
  deal　of　reason；　for；　indeed；　there　was　no　reason　why　a　nation　should
  impoverish　itself　to　do　honor　to　the　memory　of　an　individual　for
  whom；　after　all；　it　can　feel　but　a　qualified　enthusiasm：　but　it
  surely　might　have　employed　the　large　sum　voted　for　the　purpose　more
  wisely　and　generously；　and　recorded　its　respect　for　Napoleon　by　some
  worthy　and　lasting　memorial；　rather　than　have　erected　yonder
  thousand　vain　heaps　of　tinsel；　paint；　and　plaster；　that　are　already
  cracking　and　crumbling　in　the　frost；　at　three　days　old。
  Scarcely　one　of　the　statues；　indeed；　deserves　to　last　a　month：　some
  are　odious　distortions　and　caricatures；　which　never　should　have　been
  allowed　to　stand　for　a　moment。　　On　the　very　day　of　the　fete；　the
  wind　was　shaking　the　canvas　pedestals；　and　the　flimsy　wood…work　had
  begun　to　gape　and　give　way。　　At　a　little　distance；　to　be　sure；　you
  could　not　see　the　cracks；　and　pedestals　and　statues　LOOKED　like
  marble。　　At　some　distance；　you　could　not　tell　but　that　the　wreaths
  and　eagles　were　gold　embroidery；　and　not　gilt　paperthe　great
  tricolor　flags　damask；　and　not　striped　calico。　　One　would　think　that
  these　sham　splendors　betokened　sham　respect；　if　one　had　not　known
  that　the　name　of　Napoleon　is　held　in　real　reverence；　and　observed
  somewhat　of　the　character　of　the　nation。　　Real　feelings　they　have；
  but　they　distort　them　by　exaggeration；　real　courage；　which　they
  render　ludicrous　by　intolerable　braggadocio；　and　I　think　the　above
  official　account　of　the　Prince　de　Joinville's　proceedings；　of　the
  manner　in　which　the　Emperor's　remains　have　been　treated　in　their
  voyage　to　the　capital；　and　of　the　preparations　made　to　receive　him
  in　it；　will　give　my　dear　Miss　Smith　some　means　of　understanding　the
  social　and　moral　condition　of　this　worthy　people　of　France。
  III。
  ON　THE　FUNERAL　CEREMONY。
  Shall　I　tell　you；　my　dear；　that　when　Francois　woke　me　at　a　very
  early　hour　on　this　eventful　morning；　while　the　keen　stars　were　still
  glittering　overhead；　a　half…moon；　as　sharp　as　a　razor；　beaming　in
  the　frosty　sky；　and　a　wicked　north　wind　blowing；　that　blew　the　blood
  out　of　one's　fingers　and　froze　your　leg　as　you　put　it　out　of　bed；
  shall　I　tell　you；　my　dear；　that　when　Francois　called　me；　and　said；
  〃V'la　vot'　cafe；　Monsieur　Titemasse；　buvez…le；　tiens；　il　est　tout
  chaud；〃　I　felt　myself；　after　imbibing　the　hot　breakfast；　so
  comfortable　under　three　blankets　and　a　mackintosh；　that　for　at　least
  a　quarter　of　an　hour　no　man　in　Europe　could　say　whether　Titmarsh
  would　or　would　not　be　present　at　the　burial　of　the　Emperor　Napoleon。
  Besides；　my　dear；　the　cold；　there　was　another　reason　for　doubting。
  Did　the　French　nation；　or　did　they　not；　intend　to　offer　up　some　of
  us　English　over　the　imperial　grave？　　And　were　the　games　to　be
  concluded　by　a　massacre？　　It　was　said　in　the　newspapers　that　Lord
  Granville　had　despatched　circulars　to　all　the　English　resident　in
  Paris；　begging　them　to　keep　their　homes。　　The　French　journals
  announced　this　news；　and　warned　us　charitably　of　the　fate　intended
  for　us。　　Had　Lord　Granville　written？　　Certainly　not　to　me。　　Or　had
  he　written　to　all　EXCEPT　ME？　　And　was　I　THE　VICTIMthe　doomed　one？
  to　be　seized　directly　I　showed　my　face　in　the　Champs　Elysees；　and
  torn　in　pieces　by　French　Patriotism　to　the　frantic　chorus　of　the
  〃Marseillaise？〃　　Depend　on　it；　Madam；　that　high　and　low　in　this　city
  on　Tuesday　were　not　altogether　at　their　ease；　and　that　the　bravest
  felt　no　small　tremor！　　And　be　sure　of　this；　that　as　his　Majesty
  Louis　Philippe　took　his　nightcap　off　his　royal　head　that　morning；　he
  prayed　heartily　that　he　might；　at　night；　put　it　on　in　safety。
  Well；　as　my　companion　and　I　came　out　of　doors；　being　bound　for　the
  Church　of　the　Invalides；　for　which　a　Deputy　had　kindly　furnished　us
  with　tickets；　we　saw　the　very　prettiest　sight　of　the　whole　day；　and
  I　can't　refrain　from　mentioning　it　to　my　dear；　tender…hearted　Miss
  Smith。
  In　the　same　house　where　I　live　（but　about　five　stories　nearer　the
  ground）　lodges　an　English　family；　consisting　of　　1。　　A　great…
  grandmother；　a　hale；　handsome　old　lady　of　seventy；　the　very　best…
  dressed　and　neatest　old　lady　in　Paris。　　2。　　A　grandfather　and
  grandmother；　tolerably　young　to　bear　that　title。　　3。　　A　daughter。
  And　4。　　Two　little　great…grand；　or　grandchildren；　that　may　be　of　the
  age　of　three　and　one；　and　belong　to　a　son　and　daughter　who　are　in
  India。　　The　grandfather；　who　is　as　proud　of　his　wife　as　he　was
  thirty　years　ago　when　he　married；　and　pays　her　compliments　still
  twice　or　thrice　in　a　day；　and　when　he　leads　her　into　a　room　looks
  round　at　the　persons　assembled；　and　says　in　his　heart；　〃Here；
  gentlemen；　here　is　my　wifeshow　me　such　another　woman　in　England；〃
  this　gentleman　had　hired　a　room　on　the　Champs　Elysees；　for　he　would
  not　have　his　wife　catch　cold　by　exposing　her　to　the　balconies　in　the
  open　air。
  When　I　came　to　the　street；　I　found　the　family　assembled　in　the
  following　order　of　march：
  No。　1；　the　great…grandmother　walking　daintily　along；　supported　by
  No。　3；　her　granddaughter。
  A　nurse　carrying　No。　4　junior；　who　was　sound　asleep：　and　a　huge
  basket　containing　saucepans；　bottles　of　milk；　parcels　of　infants'
  food；　certain　dimity　napkins；　a　child's　coral；　and　a　little　horse
  belonging　to　No。　4　senior。
  A　servant　bearing　a　basket　of　condiments。
  No。　2；　grandfather；　spick　and　span；　clean　shaved；　hat　brushed；
  white　buckskin　gloves；　bamboo　cane；　brown　great…coat；　walking　as
  upright　and　solemn　as　may　be；　having　his　lady　on　his　arm。
  No。　4；　senior；　with　mottled　legs　and　a　tartan　costume；　who　was
  frisking　about　between　his　grandpapa's　legs；　who　heartily　wished　him
  at　home。
  〃My　dear；〃　his　face　seemed　to　say　to　his　lady；　〃I　think　you　might
  have　left　the　little　things　in　the　nursery；　for　we　shall　have　to
  squeeze　through　a　terrible　crowd　in　the　Champs　Elysees。〃
  The　lady　was　going　out　for　a　day's　pleasure；　and　her　face　was　full
  of　care：　she　had　to　look　first　after　her　old　mother　who　was　walking
  ahead；　then