第 28 节
作者:旅游巴士      更新:2021-02-20 14:19      字数:9322
  anything else; I daresay Mrs Skinner; too; was taking pretty
  accurate stock of Christina。  Christina was charmed; as indeed she
  generally was with any new acquaintance; for she found in them (and
  so must we all) something of the nature of a cross; as for Mrs
  Skinner; I imagine she had seen too many Christinas to find much
  regeneration in the sample now before her; I believe her private
  opinion echoed the dictum of a well…known head…master who declared
  that all parents were fools; but more especially mothers; she was;
  however; all smiles and sweetness; and Christina devoured these
  graciously as tributes paid more particularly to herself; and such
  as no other mother would have been at all likely to have won。
  In the meantime Theobald and Ernest were with Dr Skinner in his
  librarythe room where new boys were examined and old ones had up
  for rebuke or chastisement。  If the walls of that room could speak;
  what an amount of blundering and capricious cruelty would they not
  bear witness to!
  Like all houses; Dr Skinner's had its peculiar smell。  In this case
  the prevailing odour was one of Russia leather; but along with it
  there was a subordinate savour as of a chemist's shop。  This came
  from a small laboratory in one corner of the roomthe possession of
  which; together with the free chattery and smattery use of such
  words as 〃carbonate;〃 〃hyposulphite;〃 〃phosphate;〃 and 〃affinity;〃
  were enough to convince even the most sceptical that Dr Skinner had
  a profound knowledge of chemistry。
  I may say in passing that Dr Skinner had dabbled in a great many
  other things as well as chemistry。  He was a man of many small
  knowledges; and each of them dangerous。  I remember Alethea Pontifex
  once said in her wicked way to me; that Dr Skinner put her in mind
  of the Bourbon princes on their return from exile after the battle
  of Waterloo; only that he was their exact converse; for whereas they
  had learned nothing and forgotten nothing; Dr Skinner had learned
  everything and forgotten everything。  And this puts me in mind of
  another of her wicked sayings about Dr Skinner。  She told me one day
  that he had the harmlessness of the serpent and the wisdom of the
  dove。
  But to return to Dr Skinner's library; over the chimney…piece there
  was a Bishop's half length portrait of Dr Skinner himself; painted
  by the elder Pickersgill; whose merit Dr Skinner had been among the
  first to discern and foster。  There were no other pictures in the
  library; but in the dining…room there was a fine collection; which
  the doctor had got together with his usual consummate taste。  He
  added to it largely in later life; and when it came to the hammer at
  Christie's; as it did not long since; it was found to comprise many
  of the latest and most matured works of Solomon Hart; O'Neil;
  Charles Landseer; and more of our recent Academicians than I can at
  the moment remember。  There were thus brought together and exhibited
  at one view many works which had attracted attention at the Academy
  Exhibitions; and as to whose ultimate destiny there had been some
  curiosity。  The prices realised were disappointing to the executors;
  but; then; these things are so much a matter of chance。  An
  unscrupulous writer in a well…known weekly paper had written the
  collection down。  Moreover there had been one or two large sales a
  short time before Dr Skinner's; so that at this last there was
  rather a panic; and a reaction against the high prices that had
  ruled lately。
  The table of the library was loaded with books many deep; MSS。 of
  all kinds were confusedly mixed up with them;boys' exercises;
  probably; and examination papersbut all littering untidily about。
  The room in fact was as depressing from its slatternliness as from
  its atmosphere of erudition。  Theobald and Ernest as they entered
  it; stumbled over a large hole in the Turkey carpet; and the dust
  that rose showed how long it was since it had been taken up and
  beaten。  This; I should say; was no fault of Mrs Skinner's but was
  due to the Doctor himself; who declared that if his papers were once
  disturbed it would be the death of him。  Near the window was a green
  cage containing a pair of turtle doves; whose plaintive cooing added
  to the melancholy of the place。  The walls were covered with book
  shelves from floor to ceiling; and on every shelf the books stood in
  double rows。  It was horrible。  Prominent among the most prominent
  upon the most prominent shelf were a series of splendidly bound
  volumes entitled 〃Skinner's Works。〃
  Boys are sadly apt to rush to conclusions; and Ernest believed that
  Dr Skinner knew all the books in this terrible library; and that he;
  if he were to be any good; should have to learn them too。  His heart
  fainted within him。
  He was told to sit on a chair against the wall and did so; while Dr
  Skinner talked to Theobald upon the topics of the day。  He talked
  about the Hampden Controversy then raging; and discoursed learnedly
  about 〃Praemunire〃; then he talked about the revolution which had
  just broken out in Sicily; and rejoiced that the Pope had refused to
  allow foreign troops to pass through his dominions in order to crush
  it。  Dr Skinner and the other masters took in the Times among them;
  and Dr Skinner echoed the Times' leaders。  In those days there were
  no penny papers and Theobald only took in the Spectatorfor he was
  at that time on the Whig side in politics; besides this he used to
  receive the Ecclesiastical Gazette once a month; but he saw no other
  papers; and was amazed at the ease and fluency with which Dr Skinner
  ran from subject to subject。
  The Pope's action in the matter of the Sicilian revolution naturally
  led the Doctor to the reforms which his Holiness had introduced into
  his dominions; and he laughed consumedly over the joke which had not
  long since appeared in Punch; to the effect that Pio 〃No; No;〃
  should rather have been named Pio 〃Yes; Yes;〃 because; as the doctor
  explained; he granted everything his subjects asked for。  Anything
  like a pun went straight to Dr Skinner's heart。
  Then he went on to the matter of these reforms themselves。  They
  opened up a new era in the history of Christendom; and would have
  such momentous and far…reaching consequences; that they might even
  lead to a reconciliation between the Churches of England and Rome。
  Dr Skinner had lately published a pamphlet upon this subject; which
  had shown great learning; and had attacked the Church of Rome in a
  way which did not promise much hope of reconciliation。  He had
  grounded his attack upon the letters A。M。D。G。; which he had seen
  outside a Roman Catholic chapel; and which of course stood for Ad
  Mariam Dei Genetricem。  Could anything be more idolatrous?
  I am told; by the way; that I must have let my memory play me one of
  the tricks it often does play me; when I said the Doctor proposed Ad
  Mariam Dei Genetricem as the full harmonies; so to speak; which
  should be constructed upon the bass A。M。D。G。; for that this is bad
  Latin; and that the doctor really harmonised the letters thus:  Ave
  Maria Dei Genetrix。  No doubt the doctor did what was right in the
  matter of LatinityI have forgotten the little Latin I ever knew;
  and am not going to look the matter up; but I believe the doctor
  said Ad Mariam Dei Genetricem; and if so we may be sure that Ad
  Mariam Dei Genetricem; is good enough Latin at any rate for
  ecclesiastical purposes。
  The reply of the local priest had not yet appeared; and Dr Skinner
  was jubilant; but when the answer appeared; and it was solemnly
  declared that A。M。D。G。 stood for nothing more dangerous than Ad
  Majorem Dei Gloriam; it was felt that though this subterfuge would
  not succeed with any intelligent Englishman; still it was a pity Dr
  Skinner had selected this particular point for his attack; for he
  had to leave his enemy in possession of the field。  When people are
  left in possession of the field; spectators have an awkward habit of
  thinking that their adversary does not dare to come to the scratch。
  Dr Skinner was telling Theobald all about his pamphlet; and I doubt
  whether this gentleman was much more comfortable than Ernest
  himself。  He was bored; for in his heart he hated Liberalism; though
  he was ashamed to say so; and; as I have said; professed to be on
  the Whig side。  He did not want to be reconciled to the Church of
  Rome; he wanted to make all Roman Catholics turn Protestants; and
  could never understand why they would not do so; but the Doctor
  talked in such a truly liberal spirit; and shut him up so sharply
  when he tried to edge in a word or two; that he had to let him have
  it all his own way; and this was not what he was accustomed to。  He
  was wondering how he could bring it to an end; when a diversion was
  created by the discovery that Ernest had begun to crydoubtless
  through an intense but inarticulate sense of a boredom greater than
  he could bear。  He was evidently in a highly nervous state; and a
  good deal upset by the excitement of the morning; Mrs Skinner
  therefore; who came in with Christina at this juncture; proposed
  that he should spend the afternoon with Mrs Jay; the matron; and not
  be introduced to his young companions until the following morning。
  His father and mother n