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作者:嘟嘟      更新:2021-02-19 17:05      字数:9322
  detain us longer。 I dare swear he is no hypocrite; but prays from his heart。
  Leon。 If you swear; my lord; you shall not be forsworn。 'To Don John'
  Let   me   bid   you   welcome;   my   lord。   Being   reconciled   to   the   Prince   your
  brother; I owe you all duty。
  John。 I thank you。 I am not of many words; but I thank you。
  Leon。 Please it your Grace lead on?
  Pedro。 Your hand; Leonato。 We will go together。
  'Exeunt。 Manent Benedick and Claudio。'
  Claud。 Benedick; didst thou note the daughter of Signior Leonato?
  Bene。 I noted her not; but I look'd on her。
  Claud。 Is she not a modest young lady?
  Bene。 Do you question me; as an honest man should do; for my simple
  true judgment? or would you have me speak after my custom; as being a
  professed tyrant to their sex?
  Claud。 No。 I pray thee speak in sober judgment。
  Bene。 Why; i' faith; methinks she's too low for a high praise; too brown
  for a fair praise; and too little for a great praise。 Only this commendation I
  can afford her; that were she other than she is; she were unhandsome; and
  being no other but as she is; I do not like her。
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  Claud。 Thou thinkest I am in sport。 I pray thee tell me truly how thou
  lik'st her。
  Bene。 Would you buy her; that you enquire after her?
  Claud。 Can the world buy such a jewel?
  Bene。 Yea; and a case to put it into。 But speak you this with a sad brow?
  or do you play the flouting Jack; to tell us Cupid is a good hare…finder and
  Vulcan a rare carpenter? Come; in what key shall a man take you to go in
  the song?
  Claud。 In mine eye she is the sweetest lady that ever I look'd on。
  Bene。   I   can   see   yet   without   spectacles;   and   I   see   no   such   matter。
  There's her cousin; an she were not possess'd with a fury;exceeds her as
  much in beauty as the first of May doth the last of December。 But I hope
  you have no intent to turn husband; have you?
  Claud。 I would scarce trust myself; though I had sworn the contrary; if
  Hero would be my wife。
  Bene。 Is't   come   to   this?   In   faith; hath not   the   world   one   man   but   he
  will    wear   his   cap   with   suspicion?     Shall   I  never    see   a  bachelor     of
  threescore again? Go to; i' faith! An thou wilt needs thrust thy neck into a
  yoke; wear the print of it and sigh away Sundays。
  'Enter Don Pedro。'
  Look! Don Pedro is returned to seek you。
  Pedro。    What     secret  hath   held   you   here;   that  you    followed    not   to
  Leonato's?
  Bene。 I would your Grace would constrain me to tell。
  Pedro。 I charge thee on thy allegiance。
  Bene。   You   hear;   Count   Claudio。   I   can   be   secret   as   a   dumb   man;   I
  would   have   you   think   so;   but;   on   my   allegiancemark   you   this…on   my
  allegiance! he is in love。 With who? Now that is your Grace's part。 Mark
  how short his answer is: With Hero; Leonato's short daughter。
  Claud。 If this were so; so were it utt'red。
  Bene。   Like   the   old   tale;   my   lord:   'It   is   not   so;   nor   'twas   not   so;   but
  indeed; God forbid it should be so!'
  Claud。   If   my   passion    change   not   shortly;   God   forbid    it   should   be
  otherwise。
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  Pedro。 Amen; if you love her; for the lady is very well worthy。
  Claud。 You speak this to fetch me in; my lord。
  Pedro。 By my troth; I speak my thought。
  Claud。 And; in faith; my lord; I spoke mine。
  Bene。 And; by my two faiths and troths; my lord; I spoke mine。
  Claud。 That I love her; I feel。
  Pedro。 That she is worthy; I know。
  Bene。 That I neither feel how she should be loved; nor know how she
  should be worthy; is the opinion that fire cannot melt out of me。
  I will die in it at the stake。
  Pedro。 Thou wast ever an obstinate heretic in the despite of beauty。
  Claud。 And never could maintain his part but in the force of his will。
  Bene。 That a woman conceived me; I thank her; that she brought me
  up; I likewise give her most humble thanks; but that I will have a rechate
  winded   in   my   forehead;   or   hang   my   bugle   in   an   invisible   baldrick;   all
  women shall pardon me。 Because I will not do them the wrong to mistrust
  any; I will do myself the right to trust none; and the fine is (for the which I
  may go the finer); I will live a bachelor。
  Pedro。 I shall see thee; ere I die; look pale with love。
  Bene。   With   anger;   with   sickness;   or   with   hunger;   my   lord;   not   with
  love。 Prove that ever I lose more blood with love than I will get again with
  drinking; pick out mine eyes with a ballad…maker's pen and hang me up at
  the door of a brothel house for the sign of blind Cupid。
  Pedro。  Well;   if   ever   thou   dost   fall   from   this   faith;   thou   wilt   prove   a
  notable argument。
  Bene。 If I do; hang me in a bottle like a cat and shoot at me; and he
  that hits me; let him be clapp'd on the shoulder and call'd Adam。
  Pedro。 Well;   as   time   shall try。   'In   time   the   savage   bull   doth   bear   the
  yoke。'
  Bene。 The savage bull may; but if ever the sensible Benedick bear it;
  pluck off the bull's horns and set them in my forehead; and let me be vilely
  painted; and in such great letters as they write 'Here is good horse to hire;'
  let them signify under my sign 'Here you may see Benedick the married
  man。'
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  Claud。 If this should ever happen; thou wouldst be horn…mad。
  Pedro。 Nay; if Cupid have not spent all his quiver in Venice; thou wilt
  quake for this shortly。
  Bene。 I look for an earthquake too then。
  Pedro。 Well; you will temporize with the hours。 In the meantime; good
  Signior Benedick; repair to Leonato's; commend me to him and tell him I
  will not fail him at supper; for indeed he hath made great preparation。
  Bene。 I have almost matter enough in me for such an embassage; and
  so I commit you
  Claud。 To the tuition of God。 From my houseif I had it
  Pedro。 The sixth of July。 Your loving friend; Benedick。
  Bene。    Nay;   mock     not;  mock    not。   The   body   of   your   discourse    is
  sometime guarded with fragments; and the guards are but slightly basted
  on neither。 Ere you flout old ends any further; examine your conscience。
  And so I leave you。 'Exit。'
  Claud。 My liege; your Highness now may do me good。
  Pedro。 My love is thine to teach。 Teach it but how; And thou shalt see
  how apt it is to learn Any hard lesson that may do thee good。
  Claud。 Hath Leonato any son; my lord?
  Pedro。   No   child   but   Hero;   she's   his   only   heir。   Dost   thou   affect   her;
  Claudio?
  Claud。   O   my   lord;   When   you   went   onward   on   this   ended   action;   I
  look'd upon her with a soldier's eye; That lik'd; but had a rougher task in
  hand Than to drive liking to the name of love; But now I am return'd and
  that   war…thoughts     Have    left  their  places   vacant;   in  their  rooms    Come
  thronging soft and delicate desires; All prompting me how fair young Hero
  is; Saying I lik'd her ere I went to wars。
  Pedro。 Thou wilt be like a lover presently And tire the hearer with a
  book of words。 If thou dost love fair Hero; cherish it; And I will break with
  her and with her father; And thou shalt have her。 Wast not to this end That
  thou began'st to twist so fine a story?
  Claud。 How sweetly you do minister to love; That know love's grief by
  his complexion! But lest my liking might too sudden seem; I would have
  salv'd it with a longer treatise。
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  Pedro。 What need the bridge much broader than the flood? The fairest
  grant is the necessity。 Look; what will serve is fit。 'Tis once; thou lovest;
  And   I   will   fit   thee   with   the   remedy。   I   know   we   shall   have   revelling   to…
  night。   I   will   assume   thy   part   in   some   disguise And   tell   fair   Hero   I   am
  Claudio;  And   in   her   bosom   I'll   unclasp   my   heart   And   take   her   hearing
  prisoner   with   the   force And   strong   encounter   of   my  amorous   tale。 Then
  after to her father will I break; And the conclusion is; she shall be thine。 In
  practice let us put it presently。 'Exeunt。'
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