第 67 节
作者:青涩春天      更新:2022-07-12 16:22      字数:9322
  approvingly on the shoulder; and even Mrs。 Pentecost; when the
  whole party were comfortably established on board; took a
  comparatively cheerful view of the prospects of the picnic。 〃If
  anything happens;〃 said the old lady; addressing the company
  gener ally; 〃there's one comfort for all of us。 My son can swim。〃
  The boat floated out from the creek into the placid waters of the
  Broad; and the full beauty of the scene opened on the view。
  On the northward and westward; as the boat reached the middle of
  the lake; the shore lay clear and low in the sunshine; fringed
  darkly at certain points by rows of dwarf trees; and dotted here
  and there; in the opener spaces; with windmills and reed…thatched
  cottages; of puddled mud。 Southward; the great sheet of water
  narrowed gradually to a little group of close…nestling islands
  which closed the prospect; while to the east a long; gently
  undulating line of reeds followed the windings of the Broad; and
  shut out all view of the watery wastes beyond。 So clear and so
  light was the summer air that the one cloud in the eastern
  quarter of the heaven was the smoke cloud left by a passing
  steamer three miles distant and more on the invisible sea。 When
  the voices of the pleasure party were still; not a sound rose;
  far or near; but the faint ripple at the bows; as the men; with
  slow; deliberate strokes of their long poles; pressed the boat
  forward softly over the shallow water。 The world and the world's
  turmoil seemed left behind forever on the land; the silence was
  the silence of enchantmentthe delicious interflow of the soft
  purity of the sky and the bright tranquillity of the lake。
  Established in perfect comfort in the boatthe major and his
  daughter on one side; the curate and his mother on the other; and
  Allan and young Pedgift between the twothe water party floated
  smoothly toward the little nest of islands at the end of the
  Broad。 Miss Milroy was in raptures; Allan was delighted; and the
  major for once forgot his clock。 Every one felt pleasurably; in
  their different ways; the quiet and beauty of the scene。 Mrs。
  Pentecost; in her way; felt it like a clairvoyantwith closed
  eyes。
  〃Look behind you; Mr。 Armadale;〃 whispered young Pedgift。 〃I
  think the parson's beginning to enjoy himself。〃
  An unwonted brisknessportentous apparently of coming
  speechdid certainly at that moment enliven the curate's manner。
  He jerked his head from side to side like a bird; he cleared his
  throat; and clasped his hands; and looked with a gentle interest
  at the company。 Getting into spirits seemed; in the case of this
  excellent person; to be alarmingly like getting into the pulpit。
  〃Even in this scene of tranquillity;〃 said the Reverend Samuel;
  coming out softly with his first contribution to the society in
  the shape of a remark; 〃the Christian mindled; so to speak;
  from one extreme to anotheris forcibly recalled to the unstable
  nature of all earthly enjoyments。 How if this calm should not
  last? How if the winds rose and the waters became agitated?〃
  〃You needn't alarm yourself about that; sir;〃 said young Pedgift;
  〃June's the fine season hereand you can swim。〃
  Mrs。 Pentecost (mesmerically affected; in all probability; by the
  near neighborhood of her son) opened her eyes suddenly and asked;
  with her customary eagerness。 〃What does my boy say?〃
  The Reverend Samuel repeated his words in the key that suited his
  mother's infirmity。 The old lady nodded in high approval; and
  pursued her son's train of thought through the medium of a
  quotation。
  〃Ah!〃 sighed Mrs。 Pentecost; with infinite relish; 〃He rides the
  whirlwind; Sammy; and directs the storm!〃
  〃Noble words!〃 said the Reverend Samuel。 〃Noble and consoling
  words!〃
  〃I say;〃 whispered Allan; 〃if he goes on much longer in that way;
  what's to be done?〃
  〃I told you; papa; it was a risk to ask them;〃 added Miss Milroy;
  in another whisper。
  〃My dear!〃 remonstrated the major。 〃We knew nobody else in the
  neighborhood; and; as Mr。 Armadale kindly suggested our bringing
  our friends; what could we do?〃
  〃We can't upset the boat;〃 remarked young Pedgift; with sardonic
  gravity。 〃It's a lifeboat; unfortunately。 May I venture to
  suggest putting something into the reverend gentleman's mouth;
  Mr。 Armadale? It's close on three o'clock。 What do you say to
  ringing the dinner…bell; sir?〃
  Never was the right man more entirely in the right place than
  Pedgift Junior at the picnic。 In ten minutes more the boat was
  brought to a stand…still among the reeds; the Thorpe Ambrose
  hampers were unpacked on the roof of the cabin; and the current
  of the curate's eloquence was checked for the day。
  How inestimably important in its moral resultsand therefore how
  praiseworthy in itselfis the act of eating and drinking! The
  social virtues center in the stomach。 A man who is not a better
  husband; father; and brother after dinner than before is;
  digestively speaking; an incurably vicious man。 What hidden
  charms of character disclose themselves; what dormant
  amiabilities awaken; when our common humanity gathers together to
  pour out the gastric juice! At the opening of the hampers from
  Thorpe Ambrose; sweet Sociability (offspring of the happy union
  of Civilization and Mrs。 Gripper) exhaled among the boating
  party; and melted in one friendly fusion the discordant elements
  of which that party had hitherto been composed。 Now did the
  Reverend Samuel Pentecost; whose light had hitherto been hidden
  under a bushel; prove at last that he could do something by
  proving that he could eat。 Now did Pedgift Junior shine brighter
  than ever he had shone yet in gems of caustic humor and exquisite
  fertilities of resource。 Now did the squire; and the squire's
  charming guest; prove the triple connection between Champagne
  that sparkles; Love that grows bolder; and Eyes whose vocabulary
  is without the word No。 Now did cheerful old times come back to
  the major's memory; and cheerful old stories not told for years
  find their way to the major's lips。 And now did Mrs。 Pentecost;
  coming out wakefully in the whole force of her estimable maternal
  character; seize on a supplementary fork; and ply that useful
  instrument incessantly between the choicest morsels in the whole
  round of dishes; and the few vacant places left available on the
  Reverend Samuel's plate。 〃Don't laugh at my son;〃 cried the old
  lady; observing the merriment which her proceedings produced
  among the company。 〃It's my fault; poor dear_I_ make him eat!〃
  And there are men in this world who; seeing virtues such as these
  developed at the table; as they are developed nowhere else; can;
  nevertheless; rank the glorious privilege of dining with the
  smallest of the diurnal personal worries which necessity imposes
  on mankindwith buttoning your waistcoat; for example; or lacing
  your stays! Trust no such monster as this with your tender
  secrets; your loves and hatreds; your hopes and fears。 His heart
  is uncorrected by his stomach; and the social virtues are not in
  him。
  The last mellow hours of the day and the first cool breezes of
  the long summer evening had met before the dishes were all laid
  waste; and the bottles as empty as bottles should be。 This point
  in the proceedings attained; the picnic party looked lazily at
  Pedgift Junior to know what was to be done next。 That
  inexhaustible functionary was equal as ever to all the calls on
  him。 He had a new amusement ready before the quickest of the
  company could so much as ask him what that amusement was to be。
  〃Fond of music on the water; Miss Milroy?〃 he asked; in his
  airiest and pleasantest manner。
  Miss Milroy adored music; both on the water and the landalways
  excepting the one case when she was practicing the art herself on
  the piano at home。
  〃We'll get out of the reeds first;〃 said young Pedgift。 He gave
  his orders to the boatmen; dived briskly into the little cabin;
  and reappeared with a concertina in his hand。 〃Neat; Miss Milroy;
  isn't it?〃 he observed; pointing to his initials; inlaid on the
  instrument in mother…of…pearl。 〃My name's Augustus; like my
  father's。 Some of my friends knock off the 'A;' and call me
  'Gustus Junior。' A small joke goes a long way among friends;
  doesn't it; Mr。 Armadale? I sing a little to my own
  accompaniment; ladies and gentlemen; and; if quite agreeable; I
  shall be proud and happy to do my best。〃
  〃Stop!〃 cried Mrs。 Pentecost; 〃I dote on music。〃
  With this formidable announcement; the old lady opened a
  prodigious leather bag; from
  which she never parted night or day; and took out an ear…trumpet
  of the old…fashioned kindsomething between a key…bugle and a
  French horn。 〃I don't care to use the thing generally;〃 explained
  Mrs。 Pentecost; 〃because I'm afraid of its making me deafer than
  ever。 But I can't and won't miss the music。 I dote on music。 If
  you'll hold the other end; Sammy; I'll stick it in my ear。
  Neelie; my dear; tell him to begin。〃
  Young Pedgift was troubled with no nervous hesitation。 He began
  at once; not with songs of the light and modern kind; such as
  might have been expected from an amateur of his age and
  character; but with declamatory and patriotic bursts of poetry;
  set to the bold and blatant music which the people of En