第 20 节
作者:花旗      更新:2022-03-26 18:11      字数:9322
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  When my mind was quite made up to make Auld Reekie my headquarters; reserving the privilege of EXPLORING in all directions; I began to explore in good earnest for the purpose of discovering a suitable habitation。  〃And whare trew ye I gaed?〃 as Sir Pertinax says。  Not to George's Squarenor to Charlotte Squarenor to the old New Townnor to the new New Townnor to the Calton Hill。  I went to the Canongate; and to the very portion of the Canongate in which I had formerly been immured; like the errant knight; prisoner in some enchanted castle; where spells have made the ambient air impervious to the unhappy captive; although the organs of sight encountered no obstacle to his free passage。
  Why I should have thought of pitching my tent here I cannot tell。 Perhaps it was to enjoy the pleasures of freedom where I had so long endured the bitterness of restraint; on the principle of the officer who; after he had retired from the army; ordered his servant to continue to call him at the hour or parade; simply that he might have the pleasure of saying; 〃Dn the parade!〃 and turning to the other side to enjoy his slumbers。  Or perhaps I expected to find in the vicinity some little old…fashioned house; having somewhat of the RUS IN URBE which I was ambitious of enjoying。  Enough:  I went; as aforesaid; to the Canongate。
  I stood by the kennel; of which I have formerly spoken; and; my mind being at ease; my bodily organs were more delicate。  I was more sensible than heretofore; that; like the trade of Pompey in MEASURE FOR MEASURE;it did in some sortpah an ounce of civet; good apothecary!  Turning from thence; my steps naturally directed themselves to my own humble apartment; where my little Highland landlady; as dapper and as tight as ever; (for old women wear a hundred times better than the hard…wrought seniors of the masculine sex); stood at the door; TEEDLING to herself a Highland song as she shook a table napkin over the fore…stair; and then proceeded to fold it up neatly for future service。
  〃How do you; Janet?〃
  〃Thank ye; good sir;〃 answered my old friend; without looking at me; 〃but ye might as weel say Mrs。 MacEvoy; for she is na a'body's Shanetumph。〃
  〃You must be MY Janet; though; for all that。  Have you forgot me? Do you not remember Chrystal Croftangry?〃
  The light; kind…hearted creature threw her napkin into the open door; skipped down the stair like a fairy; three steps at once; seized me by the handsboth handsjumped up; and actually kissed me。  I was a little ashamed; but what swain; of somewhere inclining to sixty could resist the advances of a fair contemporary?  So we allowed the full degree of kindness to the meetingHONI SOIT QUI MAL Y PENSEand then Janet entered instantly upon business。  〃An ye'll gae in; man; and see your auld lodgings; nae doubt and Shanet will pay ye the fifteen shillings of change that ye ran away without; and without bidding Shanet good day。  But never mind〃 (nodding good…humouredly); 〃Shanet saw you were carried for the time。〃
  By this time we were in my old quarters; and Janet; with her bottle of cordial in one hand and the glass in the other; had forced on me a dram of usquebaugh; distilled with saffron and other herbs; after some old…fashioned Highland receipt。  Then was unfolded; out of many a little scrap of paper; the reserved sum of fifteen shillings; which Janet had treasured for twenty years and upwards。
  〃Here they are;〃 she said; in honest triumph; 〃just the same I was holding out to ye when ye ran as if ye had been fey。  Shanet has had siller; and Shanet has wanted siller; mony a time since that。  And the gauger has come; and the factor has come; and the butcher and bakerCot bless us just like to tear poor auld Shanet to pieces; but she took good care of Mr。 Croftangry's fifteen shillings。〃
  〃But what if I had never come back; Janet?〃
  〃Och; if Shanet had heard you were dead; she would hae gien it to the poor of the chapel; to pray for Mr。 Croftangry;〃 said Janet; crossing herself; for she was a Catholic; 〃You maybe do not think it would do you cood; but the blessing of the poor can never do no harm;〃
  I agreed heartily in Janet's conclusion; and as to have desired her to consider the hoard as her own property would have been an indelicate return to her for the uprightness of her conduct; I requested her to dispose of it as she had proposed to do in the event of my deaththat is; if she knew any poor people of merit to whom it might be useful。
  〃Ower mony of them;〃 raising the corner of her checked apron to her eyes〃e'en ower mony of them; Mr。 Croftangry。  Och; ay。 'There is the puir Highland creatures frae Glenshee; that cam down for the harvest; and are lying wi' the feverfive shillings to them; and half a crown to Bessie MacEvoy; whose coodman; puir creature; died of the frost; being a shairman; for a' the whisky he could drink to keep it out o' his stamoch; and〃
  But she suddenly interrupted the bead…roll of her proposed charities; and assuming a very sage look; and primming up her little chattering mouth; she went on in a different tone〃But och; Mr。 Croftangry; bethink ye whether ye will not need a' this siller yoursel'; and maybe look back and think lang for ha'en kiven it away; whilk is a creat sin to forthink a wark o' charity; and also is unlucky; and moreover is not the thought of a shentleman's son like yoursel'; dear。  And I say this; that ye may think a bit; for your mother's son kens that ye are no so careful as you should be of the gear; and I hae tauld ye of it before; jewel。〃
  I assured her I could easily spare the money; without risk of future repentance; and she went on to infer that in such a case 〃Mr。 Croftangry had grown a rich man in foreign parts; and was free of his troubles with messengers and sheriff…officers; and siclike scum of the earth; and Shanet MacEvoy's mother's daughter be a blithe woman to hear it。  But if Mr。 Croftangry was in trouble; there was his room; and his ped; and Shanet to wait on him; and tak payment when it was quite convenient。〃
  I explained to Janet my situation; in which she expressed unqualified delight。  I then proceeded to inquire into her own circumstances; and though she spoke cheerfully and contentedly; I could see they were precarious。  I had paid more than was due; other lodgers fell into an opposite error; and forgot to pay Janet at all。  Then; Janet being ignorant of all indirect modes of screwing money out of her lodgers; others in the same line of life; who were sharper than the poor; simple Highland woman; were enabled to let their apartments cheaper in appearance; though the inmates usually found them twice as dear in the long run。
  As I had already destined my old landlady to be my house…keeper and governante; knowing her honesty; good…nature; and; although a Scotchwoman; her cleanliness and excellent temper (saving the short and hasty expressions of anger which Highlanders call a FUFF); I now proposed the plan to her in such a way as was likely to make it most acceptable。  Very acceptable as the proposal was; as I could plainly see; Janet; however; took a day to consider upon it; and her reflections against our next meeting had suggested only one objection; which was singular enough。
  〃My honour;〃 so she now termed me; 〃would pe for biding in some fine street apout the town。  Now Shanet wad ill like to live in a place where polish; and sheriffs; and bailiffs; and sie thieves and trash of the world; could tak puir shentlemen by the throat; just because they wanted a wheen dollars in the sporran。  She had lived in the bonny glen of Tomanthoulick。  Cot; an ony of the vermint had come there; her father wad hae wared a shot on them; and he could hit a buck within as mony measured yards as e'er a man of his clan; And the place here was so quiet frae them; they durst na put their nose ower the gutter。  Shanet owed nobody a bodle; but she couldna pide to see honest folk and pretty shentlemen forced away to prison whether they would or no; and then; if Shanet was to lay her tangs ower ane of the ragamuffins' heads; it would be; maybe; that the law would gi'ed a hard name。〃
  One thing I have learned in lifenever to speak sense when nonsense will answer the purpose as well。  I should have had great difficulty to convince this practical and disinterested admirer and vindicator of liberty; that arrests seldom or never were to be seen in the streets of Edinburgh; and to satisfy her of their justice and necessity would have been as difficult as to convert her to the Protestant faith。  I therefore assured her my intention; if I could get a suitable habitation; was to remain in the quarter where she at present dwelt。  Janet gave three skips on the floor; and uttered as many short; shrill yells of joy。 Yet doubt almost instantly returned; and she insisted on knowing what possible reason I could have for making my residence where few lived; save those whose misfortunes drove them thither。  It occurred to me to answer her by recounting the legend of the rise of my family; and of our deriving our name from a particular place near Holyrood Palace。  This; which would have appeared to most people a very absurd reason for choosing a residence; was entirely satisfactory to Janet MacEvoy。
  〃Och; nae dou