第 20 节
作者:管他三七二十一      更新:2021-12-07 09:25      字数:9322
  〃She is no friend of mine。  We are enemies for life。〃
  〃And you were to be friends till death;〃 said Staines; with a sigh。
  Philip inquired who she was。
  〃Mrs。 John Cole。〃
  〃Not of Curzon Street?〃
  〃Yes。〃
  〃And you have quarrelled with her?〃
  〃Yes。〃
  〃Well; but her husband is a general practitioner。〃
  〃She is a traitress。〃
  〃But her husband could put a good deal of money in Christopher's
  way。〃
  〃I can't help it。  She is a traitress。〃
  〃And you have quarrelled with her about an old wardrobe。〃
  〃No; for her disloyalty; and her base good…for…nothingness。  Oh!
  oh! oh!〃
  Uncle Philip got up; looking sour。  〃Good afternoon; Mrs。
  Christopher;〃 said he; very dryly。
  Christopher accompanied him to the foot of the stairs。  〃Well;
  Christopher;〃 said he; 〃matrimony is a blunder at the best; and you
  have not done the thing by halves。  You have married a simpleton。
  She will be your ruin。〃
  〃Uncle Philip; since you only come here to insult us; I hope in
  future you will stay at home。〃
  〃Oh! with pleasure; sir。  Good…by!〃
  CHAPTER VII。
  Christopher Staines came back; looking pained and disturbed。
  〃There;〃 said he; 〃I feared it would come to this。  I have
  quarrelled with Uncle Philip。〃
  〃Oh! how could you?〃
  〃He affronted me。〃
  〃What about?〃
  〃Never you mind。  Don't let us say anything more about it; darling。
  It is a pity; a sad pityhe was a good friend of mine once。〃
  He paused; entered what had passed in his diary; and then sat down;
  with a gentle expression of sadness on his manly features。  Rosa
  hung about him; soft and pitying; till it cleared away; at all
  events for the time。
  Next day they went together to clear the goods Rosa had purchased。
  Whilst the list was being made out in the office; in came the fair…
  haired boy; with a ten…pound note in his very hand。  Rosa caught
  sight of it; and turned to the auctioneer; with a sweet; pitying
  face:
  〃Oh! sir; surely you will not take all that money from him; poor
  child; for a rickety old chair。〃
  The auctioneer stared with amazement at her simplicity; and said;
  〃What would the vendors say to me?〃
  She looked distressed; and said; 〃Well; then; really we ought to
  raise a subscription; poor thing!〃
  〃Why; ma'am;〃 said the auctioneer; 〃he isn't hurt: the article
  belonged to his mother and her sister; the brother…in…law isn't on
  good terms; so he demanded a public sale。  She will get back four
  pun ten out of it。〃  Here the clerk put in his word。  〃And there's
  five pounds paid; I forgot to tell you。〃
  〃Oh! left a deposit; did he?〃
  〃No; sir。  But the laughing hyena gave you five pounds at the end
  of the sale。〃
  〃The laughing hyena; Mr。 Jones?〃
  〃Oh! beg pardon; that is what we call him in the room。  He has got
  such a curious laugh。〃
  〃Oh! I know the gent。  He is a retired doctor。  I wish he'd laugh
  less and buy more: and HE gave you five pounds towards the young
  gentleman's arm…chair!  Well; I should as soon have expected blood
  from a flint。  You have got five pounds to pay; sir: so now the
  chair will cost your mamma ten shillings。  Give him the order and
  the change; Mr。 Jones。〃
  Christopher and Rosa talked this over in the room whilst the men
  were looking out their purchases。  〃Come;〃 said Rosa; 〃now I
  forgive him sneering at me; his heart is not really hard; you see。〃
  Staines; on the contrary; was very angry。  〃What!〃 he cried; pity a
  boy who made one bad bargain; that; after all; was not a very bad
  bargain; and he had no kindness; nor even common humanity; for my
  beautiful Rosa; inexperienced as a child; and buying for her
  husband; like a good; affectionate; honest creature; amongst a lot
  of sharpers and hard…hearted cynicslike himself。〃
  〃It WAS cruel of him;〃 said Rosa; altering her mind in a moment;
  and half inclined to cry。
  This made Christopher furious。  〃The ill…natured; crotchety; old
  the fact is; he is a misogynist。〃
  〃Oh; the wretch!〃 said Rosa warmly。  〃And what is that?〃
  〃A woman…hater。〃
  〃Oh! is that all?  Why; so do Iafter that Florence Cole。  Women
  are mean; heartless things。  Give me men; they are loyal and true。〃
  〃All of them?〃 inquired Christopher; a little satirically。  〃Read
  the papers。〃
  〃Every soul of them;〃 said Mrs。 Staines; passing loftily over the
  proposed test。  〃That is; all the ones I care about; and that is my
  own; own one。〃
  Disagreeable creatures to have about onethese simpletons!
  Mrs。 Staines took Christopher to shops to buy the remaining
  requisites: and in three days more the house was furnished; two
  female servants engaged; and the couple took their luggage over to
  the Bijou。
  Rosa was excited and happy at the novelty of possession and
  authority; and that close sense of house proprietorship which
  belongs to woman。  By dinner…time she could have told you how many
  shelves there were in every cupboard; and knew the Bijou by heart
  in a way that Christopher never knew it。  All this ended; as
  running about and excitement generally does; with my lady being
  exhausted; and lax with fatigue。  So then he made her lie down on a
  little couch; while he went through his accounts。
  When he had examined all the bills carefully he looked very grave;
  and said; 〃Who would believe this?  We began with three thousand
  pounds。  It was to last us several yearstill I got a good
  practice。  Rosa; there is only fourteen hundred and forty pounds
  left。〃
  〃Oh; impossible!〃 said Rosa。  〃Oh; dear! why did I ever enter a
  saleroom?〃
  〃No; no; my darling; you were bitten once or twice; but you made
  some good bargains too。  Remember there was four hundred pounds set
  apart for my life policy。〃
  〃What a waste of money!〃
  〃Your father did not think so。  Then the lease; the premium;
  repairs of the drains that would have poisoned my Rosa; turning the
  coach…house into a dispensary; painting; papering; and furnishing;
  china; and linen; and everything to buy。  We must look at this
  seriously。  Only fourteen hundred and forty pounds left。  A slow
  profession。  No friends。  I have quarrelled with Uncle Philip: you
  with Mrs。 Cole; and her husband would have launched me。〃
  〃And it was to please her we settled here。  Oh; I could kill her:
  nasty cat!〃
  〃Never mind; it is not a case for despondency; but it is for
  prudence。  All we have to do is to look the thing in the face; and
  be very economical in everything。  I had better give you an
  allowance for housekeeping; and I earnestly beg you to buy things
  yourself whilst you are a poor man's wife; and pay ready money for
  everything。  My mother was a great manager; and she always said;
  'There is but one way: be your own market…woman; and pay on the
  spot; never let the tradesmen get you on their books; or; what with
  false weight; double charges; and the things your servants order
  that never enter the house; you lose more than a hundred a year by
  cheating。'〃
  Rosa yielded a languid assent to this part of his discourse; and it
  hardly seemed to enter her mind; but she raised no objection; and
  in due course he made her a special allowance for housekeeping。
  It soon transpired that medical advice was to be had; gratis; at
  the Bijou; from eight till ten: and there was generally a good
  attendance。  But a week passed; and not one patient came of the
  class this couple must live by。  Christopher set this down to what
  people call 〃the transition period:〃 his Kent patients had lost
  him; his London patients not found him。  He wrote to all his
  patients in the country; and many of his pupils at the university;
  to let them know where he was settled: and then he waited。
  Not a creature came。
  Rosa bore this very well for a time; so long as the house was a
  novelty; but when that excitement was worn out; she began to be
  very dull; and used to come and entice him out to walk with her: he
  would look wistfully at her; but object that; if he left the house;
  he should be sure to lose a patient。
  〃Oh; they won't come any more for our staying intiresome things!〃
  said Rosa。
  But Christopher would kiss her; and remain firm。  〃My love;〃 said
  he; 〃you do not realize how hard a fight there is before us。  How
  should you?  You are very young。  No; for your sake; I must not
  throw a chance away。  Write to your female friends: that will while
  away an hour or two。〃
  〃What; after that Florence Cole?〃
  〃Write to those who have not made such violent professions。〃
  〃So I will; dear。  Especially to those that are married and come to
  London。  Oh; and I'll write to that cold…blooded thing; Lady Cicely
  Treherne。  Why do you shake your head?〃
  〃Did I?  I was not aware。  Well; dear; if ladies of rank were to
  come here; I fear they might make you discontented with your lot。〃
  〃All the women on earth could not do that。  However; the chances
  are she will not come near me: she left the school quite a big
  girl; an immense girl; when I was only twelve。  She used to smile
  at my capriccios; and once she kissed meactually。  She was an
  awful Sawny; though; and so affected: I think I will write to her。〃
  These letters brought just one lady; a Mrs。 Turner; who talked to
  Rosa very glibly about herself; and amused Rosa twice: at the third
  visit; Rosa tried to change the conversation。  Mrs。 Turner
  instant