ran　away；　and　a　third　set　came；　and　it　was　no　better。　　At　last；　our
  comfortable　housekeeping　got　to　be　so　disorganised　and　wretched；
  that　I　one　night　dejectedly　said　to　my　sister：　　〃Patty；　I　begin　to
  despair　of　our　getting　people　to　go　on　with　us　here；　and　I　think　we
  must　give　this　up。〃
  My　sister；　who　is　a　woman　of　immense　spirit；　replied；　〃No；　John；
  don't　give　it　up。　　Don't　be　beaten；　John。　　There　is　another　way。〃
  〃And　what　is　that？〃　said　I。
  〃John；〃　returned　my　sister；　〃if　we　are　not　to　be　driven　out　of　this
  house；　and　that　for　no　reason　whatever；　that　is　apparent　to　you　or
  me；　we　must　help　ourselves　and　take　the　house　wholly　and　solely　into
  our　own　hands。〃
  〃But；　the　servants；〃　said　I。
  〃Have　no　servants；〃　said　my　sister；　boldly。
  Like　most　people　in　my　grade　of　life；　I　had　never　thought　of　the
  possibility　of　going　on　without　those　faithful　obstructions。　　The
  notion　was　so　new　to　me　when　suggested；　that　I　looked　very　doubtful。
  〃We　know　they　come　here　to　be　frightened　and　infect　one　another；　and
  we　know　they　are　frightened　and　do　infect　one　another；〃　said　my
  sister。
  〃With　the　exception　of　Bottles；〃　I　observed；　in　a　meditative　tone。
  （The　deaf　stable…man。　　I　kept　him　in　my　service；　and　still　keep　him；
  as　a　phenomenon　of　moroseness　not　to　be　matched　in　England。）
  〃To　be　sure；　John；〃　assented　my　sister；　〃except　Bottles。　　And　what
  does　that　go　to　prove？　　Bottles　talks　to　nobody；　and　hears　nobody
  unless　he　is　absolutely　roared　at；　and　what　alarm　has　Bottles　ever
  given；　or　taken！　　None。〃
  This　was　perfectly　true；　the　individual　in　question　having　retired；
  every　night　at　ten　o'clock；　to　his　bed　over　the　coach…house；　with　no
  other　company　than　a　pitchfork　and　a　pail　of　water。　　That　the　pail
  of　water　would　have　been　over　me；　and　the　pitchfork　through　me；　if　I
  had　put　myself　without　announcement　in　Bottles's　way　after　that
  minute；　I　had　deposited　in　my　own　mind　as　a　fact　worth　remembering。
  Neither　had　Bottles　ever　taken　the　least　notice　of　any　of　our　many
  uproars。　　An　imperturbable　and　speechless　man；　he　had　sat　at　his
  supper；　with　Streaker　present　in　a　swoon；　and　the　Odd　Girl　marble；
  and　had　only　put　another　potato　in　his　cheek；　or　profited　by　the
  general　misery　to　help　himself　to　beefsteak　pie。
  〃And　so；〃　continued　my　sister；　〃I　exempt　Bottles。　　And　considering；
  John；　that　the　house　is　too　large；　and　perhaps　too　lonely；　to　be
  kept　well　in　hand　by　Bottles；　you；　and　me；　I　propose　that　we　cast
  about　among　our　friends　for　a　certain　selected　number　of　the　most
  reliable　and　willingform　a　Society　here　for　three　monthswait
  upon　ourselves　and　one　anotherlive　cheerfully　and　sociallyand
  see　what　happens。〃
  I　was　so　charmed　with　my　sister；　that　I　embraced　her　on　the　spot；
  and　went　into　her　plan　with　the　greatest　ardour。
  We　were　then　in　the　third　week　of　November；　but；　we　took　our
  measures　so　vigorously；　and　were　so　well　seconded　by　the　friends　in
  whom　we　confided；　that　there　was　still　a　week　of　the　month
  unexpired；　when　our　party　all　came　down　together　merrily；　and
  mustered　in　the　haunted　house。
  I　will　mention；　in　this　place；　two　small　changes　that　I　made　while
  my　sister　and　I　were　yet　alone。　　It　occurring　to　me　as　not
  improbable　that　Turk　howled　in　the　house　at　night；　partly　because　he
  wanted　to　get　out　of　it；　I　stationed　him　in　his　kennel　outside；　but
  unchained；　and　I　seriously　warned　the　village　that　any　man　who　came
  in　his　way　must　not　expect　to　leave　him　without　a　rip　in　his　own
  throat。　　I　then　casually　asked　Ikey　if　he　were　a　judge　of　a　gun？　　On
  his　saying；　〃Yes；　sir；　I　knows　a　good　gun　when　I　sees　her；〃　I　begged
  the　favour　of　his　stepping　up　to　the　house　and　looking　at　mine。
  〃SHE'S　a　true　one；　sir；〃　said　Ikey；　after　inspecting　a　double…
  barrelled　rifle　that　I　bought　in　New　York　a　few　years　ago。　　〃No
  mistake　about　HER；　sir。〃
  〃Ikey；〃　said　I；　〃don't　mention　it；　I　have　seen　something　in　this
  house。〃
  〃No；　sir？〃　he　whispered；　greedily　opening　his　eyes。　　〃'Ooded　lady；
  sir？〃
  〃Don't　be　frightened；〃　said　I。　　〃It　was　a　figure　rather　like　you。〃
  〃Lord；　sir？〃
  〃Ikey！〃　said　I；　shaking　hands　with　him　warmly：　　I　may　say
  affectionately；　〃if　there　is　any　truth　in　these　ghost…stories；　the
  greatest　service　I　can　do　you；　is；　to　fire　at　that　figure。　　And　I
  promise　you；　by　Heaven　and　earth；　I　will　do　it　with　this　gun　if　I
  see　it　again！〃
  The　young　man　thanked　me；　and　took　his　leave　with　some　little
  precipitation；　after　declining　a　glass　of　liquor。　　I　imparted　my
  secret　to　him；　because　I　had　never　quite　forgotten　his　throwing　his
  cap　at　the　bell；　because　I　had；　on　another　occasion；　noticed
  something　very　like　a　fur　cap；　lying　not　far　from　the　bell；　one
  night　when　it　had　burst　out　ringing；　and　because　I　had　remarked　that
  we　were　at　our　ghostliest　whenever　he　came　up　in　the　evening　to
  comfort　the　servants。　　Let　me　do　Ikey　no　injustice。　　He　was　afraid
  of　the　house；　and　believed　in　its　being　haunted；　and　yet　he　would
  play　false　on　the　haunting　side；　so　surely　as　he　got　an　opportunity。
  The　Odd　Girl's　case　was　exactly　similar。　　She　went　about　the　house
  in　a　state　of　real　terror；　and　yet　lied　monstrously　and　wilfully；
  and　invented　many　of　the　alarms　she　spread；　and　made　many　of　the
  sounds　we　heard。　　I　had　had　my　eye　on　the　two；　and　I　know　it。　　It　is
  not　necessary　for　me；　here；　to　account　for　this　preposterous　state
  of　mind；　I　content　myself　with　remarking　that　it　is　familiarly　known
  to　every　intelligent　man　who　has　had　fair　medical；　legal；　or　other
  watchful　experience；　that　it　is　as　well　established　and　as　common　a
  state　of　mind　as　any　with　which　observers　are　acquainted；　and　that
  it　is　one　of　the　first　elements；　above　all　others；　rationally　to　be
  suspected　in；　and　strictly　looked　for；　and　separated　from；　any
  question　of　this　kind。
  To　return　to　our　party。　　The　first　thing　we　did　when　we　were　all
  assembled；　was；　to　draw　lots　for　bedrooms。　　That　done；　and　every
  bedroom；　and；　indeed；　the　whole　house；　having　been　minutely　examined
  by　the　whole　body；　we　allotted　the　various　household　duties；　as　if
  we　had　been　on　a　gipsy　party；　or　a　yachting　party；　or　a　hunting
  party；　or　were　shipwrecked。　　I　then　recounted　the　floating　rumours
  concerning　the　hooded　lady；　the　owl；　and　Master　B。：　　with　others；
  still　more　filmy；　which　had　floated　about　during　our　occupation；
  relative　to　some　ridiculous　old　ghost　of　the　female　gender　who　went
  up　and　down；　carrying　the　ghost　of　a　round　table；　and　also　to　an
  impalpable　Jackass；　whom　nobody　was　ever　able　to　catch。　　Some　of
  these　ideas　I　really　believe　our　people　below　had　communicated　to
  one　another　in　some　diseased　way；　without　conveying　them　in　words。
  We　then　gravely　called　one　another　to　witness；　that　we　were　not
  there　to　be　deceived；　or　to　deceivewhich　we　considered　pretty　much
  the　same　thingand　that；　with　a　serious　sense　of　responsibility；　we
  would　be　strictly　true　to　one　another；　and　would　strictly　follow　out
  the　truth。　　The　understanding　was　established；　that　any　one　who
  heard　unusual　noises　in　the　night；　and　who　wished　to　trace　them；
  should　knock　at　my　door；　lastly；　that　on　Twelfth　Night；　the　last
  night　of　holy　Christmas；　all　our　individual　experiences　since　that
  then　present　hour　of　our　coming　together　in　the　haunted　house；
  should　be　brought　to　light　for　the　good　of　all；　and　that　we　would
  hold　our　peace　on　the　subject　till　then；　unless　on　some　remarkable
  provocation　to　break　silence。
  We　were；　in　number　and　in　character；　as　follows：
  Firstto　get　my　sister　and　myself　out　of　the　waythere　were　we
  two。　　In　the　drawing　of　lots；　my　sister　drew　her　own　room；　and　I
  drew　Master　B。's。　　Next；　there　was　our　first　cousin　John　Herschel；
  so　called　after　the　great　astronomer：　　than　whom　I　suppose　a　better
  man　at　a　telescope　does　not　breathe。　　With　him；　was　his　wife：　　a
  charming　creature　to　whom　he　had　been　married　in　the　previous
  spring。　　I　thought　it　（under　the　circumstances）　rather　imprudent　to
  bring　her；　because　there　is　no　knowing　what　even　a　false　alarm　may
  do　at　such　a　time；　but　I　suppose　he　knew　his　own　business　best；　and
  I　must　say　that　if　she　had　been　MY　wife；　I　never　could　have　left　her
  endearing　and　bright　face　behind。　　They　drew　the　Clock　Room。　　Alfred
  Starling；　an　uncommonly　agreeable　young　fellow　of　eight…and…twenty
  for　whom　I　have　the　greatest　liking；　was　in　the　Double　Room；　mine；
  usually；　and　designated　by　that　name　from　having　a　dressing…room
  within　it；　with　two　large　and　cumbersome　windows；　which　no　wedges　I
  was　ever　able　to　make；　would　keep　from　shaking；　in　any　weather；　wind
  or　no　wind。　　Alfred　is　a　young　fellow　who　pretends　to　be　〃fast〃
  （another　word　for　loose；　as　I　understand　the　term）；　but　who　is　much
  too　good　and　sensible　for　that　nonsense；　and　who　would　have
  distinguished　himself　before　now；　if　his　father　had　not
  unfortunately　left　him　a　small　independence　of　two　hundred　a　year；
  on　the　strength　of　which　his　only　occupation　in　life　has　b