第 31 节
作者:冰点沸点      更新:2021-05-04 17:31      字数:9321
  proposition; confirmed by the doctors of the Holy College in
  controversy; had the effect of opening the doors of the palace that
  same evening。 The young cardinals; the foreign envoys; the wealthy
  inhabitants; and the principal men of the town of Rome came; crowded
  the rooms; and held a joyous festival; the common people made grand
  illuminations; and thus the whole population celebrated the return of
  the Queen of Pleasure to her occupation; for she was at that time the
  presiding deity of Love。 The experts in all the arts loved her much;
  because she spent considerable sums of money improving the Church in
  Rome; which contained poor Theodora's tomb; which was destroyed during
  that pillage of Rome in which perished the traitorous constable of
  Bourbon; for this holy maiden was placed therein in a massive coffin
  of gold and silver; which the cursed soldiers were anxious to obtain。
  The basilic cost; it is said; more than the pyramid erected by the
  Lady Rhodepa; an Egyptian courtesan; eighteen hundred years before the
  coming of our divine Saviour; which proves the antiquity of this
  pleasant occupation; the extravagant prices which the wise Egyptians
  paid for their pleasures; and how things deteriorate; seeing that now
  for a trifle you can have a chemise full of female loveliness in the
  Rue du Petit…Heulen; at Paris。 Is it not abomination?
  Never had Madame Imperia appeared so lovely as at this first gala
  after her mourning。 All the princes; cardinals; and others declared
  that she was worthy the homage of the whole world; which was there
  represented by a noble from every known land; and thus was it amply
  demonstrated that beauty was in every place queen of everything。
  The envoy of the King of France; who was a cadet of the house of l'Ile
  Adam; arrived late; although he had never yet seen Imperia; and was
  most anxious to do so。 He was a handsome young knight; much in favour
  with his sovereign; in whose court he had a mistress; whom he loved
  with infinite tenderness; and who was the daughter of Monsieur de
  Montmorency; a lord whose domains bordered upon those of the house of
  l'Ile Adam。 To this penniless cadet the king had given certain
  missions to the duchy of Milan; of which he had acquitted himself so
  well that he was sent to Rome to advance the negotiations concerning
  which historians have written so much in their books。 Now if he had
  nothing of his own; poor little l'Ile Adam relied upon so good a
  beginning。 He was slightly built; but upright as a column; dark; with
  black; glistening eyes; and a man not easily taken in; but concealing
  his finesse; he had the air of an innocent child; which made him
  gentle and amiable as a laughing maiden。 Directly this gentleman
  joined her circle; and her eyes had rested upon him; Madame Imperia
  felt herself bitten by a strong desire; which stretched the harp
  strings of her nature; and produced therefrom a sound she had not
  heard for many a day。 She was seized with such a vertigo of true love
  at the sight of this freshness of youth; that but for her imperial
  dignity she would have kissed the good cheeks which shone like little
  apples。
  Now take note of this; that so called modest women; and ladies whose
  skirts bear their armorial bearings; are thoroughly ignorant of the
  nature of man; because they keep to one alone; like the Queen of
  France who believed all men had ulcers in the nose because the king
  had; but a great courtesan; like Madame Imperia; knew man to his core;
  because she had handled a great many。 In her retreat; everyone came
  out in his true colours; and concealed nothing; thinking to himself
  that he would not be long with her。 Having often deplored this
  subjection; sometimes she would remark that she suffered from pleasure
  more than she suffered from pain。 There was the dark shadow of her
  life。 You may be sure that a lover was often compelled to part with a
  nice little heap of crowns in order to pass the night with her; and
  was reduced to desperation by a refusal。 Now for her it was a joyful
  thing to feel a youthful desire; like that she had for the little
  priest; whose story commences this collection; but because she was
  older than in those merry days; love was more fully established in
  her; and she soon perceived that it was of a fiery nature when it
  began to make itself felt; indeed; she suffered in her skin like a cat
  that is being scorched; and so much so that she had an intense longing
  to spring upon this gentleman; and bear him in triumph to her nest; as
  a kite does its prey; but with great difficulty she restrained
  herself。 When he came and bowed to her; she threw back her head; and
  assumed a most dignified attitude; as do those who have a love
  infatuation in their hearts。 The gravity of her demeanour to the young
  ambassador caused many to think that she had work in store for him;
  equivocating on the word; after the custom of the time。
  L'Ile Adam; knowing himself to be dearly loved by his mistress;
  troubled himself but little about Madame Imperia; grave or gay; and
  frisked about like a goat let loose。 The courtesan; terribly annoyed
  at this; changed her tone; from being sulky became gay and lively;
  came to him; softened her voice; sharpened her glance; gracefully
  inclined her head; rubbed against him with her sleeve; and called him
  Monsiegneur; embraced him with the loving words; trifled with his
  hand; and finished by smiling at him most affably。 He; not imagining
  that so unprofitable a lover would suit her; for he was as poor as a
  church mouse; and did not know that his beauty was the equal in her
  eyes to all the treasures of the world; was not taken in her trap; but
  continued to ride the high horse with his hand on his hips。 This
  disdain of her passion irritated Madame to the heart; which by this
  spark was set in flame。 If you doubt this; it is because you know
  nothing of the profession of the Madame Imperia; who by reason of it
  might be compared to a chimney; in which a great number of fires have
  been lighted; which had filled it with soot; in this state a match was
  sufficient to burn everything there; where a hundred fagots has smoked
  comfortably。 She burned within from top to toe in a horrible manner;
  and could not be extinguished save with the water of love。 The cadet
  of l'Ile Adam left the room without noticing this ardour。
  Madame; disconsolate at his departure; lost her senses from her head
  to her feet; and so thoroughly that she sent a messenger to him on the
  galleries; begging him to pass the night with her。 On no other
  occasion of her life had she had this cowardice; either for king;
  pope; or emperor; since the high price of her favours came from the
  bondage in which she held her admirers; whom the more she humbled the
  more she raised herself。 The disdainful hero of this history was
  informed by the head chamber…women; who was a clever jade; that in all
  probability a great treat awaited him; for most certainly Madame would
  regale him with her most delicate inventions of love。 L'Ile Adam
  returned to the salons; delighted at this lucky chance。 Directly the
  envoy of France reappeared; as everyone had seen Imperia turn pale at
  his departure; the general joy knew no bounds; because everyone was
  delighted to see her return to her old life of love。 An English
  cardinal; who had drained more than one big…bellied flagon; and wished
  to taste Imperia; went to l'Ile Adam and whispered to him; 〃Hold her
  fast; so that she shall never again escape us。〃
  The story of this remark was told to the pope at his levee; and caused
  him to remark; /Laetamini; gentes; quoniam surrexit Dominus/。 A
  quotation which the old cardinals abominated as a profanation of
  sacred texts。 Seeing which; the pope reprimanded them severely; and
  took occasion to lecture them; telling them that if they were good
  Christians they were bad politicians。 Indeed; he relied upon the fair
  Imperia to reclaim the emperor; and with this idea he syringed her
  well with flattery。
  The lights of the palace being extinguished; the golden flagons on the
  floor; and the servants drunk and stretched about on the carpets;
  Madame entered her bedchamber; leading by the hand her dear lover…
  elect; and she was well pleased; and has since confessed that so
  strongly was she bitten with love; she could hardly restrain herself
  from rolling at his feet like a beast of the field; begging him to
  crush her beneath him if he could。 L'Ile Adam slipped off his
  garments; and tumbled into bed as if he were in his own house。 Seeing
  which; Madame hastened her preparations; and sprang into her lover's
  arms with a frenzy that astonished her women; who knew her to be
  ordinarily one of the most modest of women on these occasions。 The
  astonishment became general throughout the country; for the pair
  remained in bed for nine days; eating; drinking; and embracing in a
  marvellous and most masterly manner。 Madame told her women that at
  last she had placed her