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  hundred years ago。 I can tell you best what he is; by telling you
  what Doctors’ Commons is。 It’s a little out…of…the…way place; where
  they administer what is called ecclesiastical law; and play all kinds
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  of tricks with obsolete old monsters of acts of Parliament; which
  three…fourths of the world know nothing about; and the other
  fourth supposes to have been dug up; in a fossil state; in the days
  of the Edwards。 It’s a place that has an ancient monopoly in suits
  about people’s wills and people’s marriages; and disputes among
  ships and boats。’
  ‘Nonsense; Steerforth!’ I exclaimed。 ‘You don’t mean to say that
  there is any affinity between nautical matters and ecclesiastical
  matters?’
  ‘I don’t; indeed; my dear boy;’ he returned; ‘but I mean to say
  that they are managed and decided by the same set of people;
  down in that same Doctors’ Commons。 You shall go there one day;
  and find them blundering through half the nautical terms in
  Young’s Dictionary; apropos of the “Nancy” having run down the
  “Sarah Jane”; or Mr。 Peggotty and the Yarmouth boatmen having
  put off in a gale of wind with an anchor and cable to the “Nelson”
  Indiaman in distress; and you shall go there another day; and find
  them deep in the evidence; pro and con; respecting a clergyman
  who has misbehaved himself; and you shall find the judge in the
  nautical case; the advocate in the clergyman’s case; or
  contrariwise。 They are like actors: now a man’s a judge; and now
  he is not a judge; now he’s one thing; now he’s another; now he’s
  something else; change and change about; but it’s always a very
  pleasant; profitable little affair of private theatricals; presented to
  an uncommonly select audience。’
  ‘But advocates and proctors are not one and the same?’ said I; a
  little puzzled。 ‘Are they?’
  ‘No;’ returned Steerforth; ‘the advocates are civilians—men
  who have taken a doctor’s degree at college—which is the first
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  reason of my knowing anything about it。 The proctors employ the
  advocates。 Both get very comfortable fees; and altogether they
  make a mighty snug little party。 On the whole; I would
  recommend you to take to Doctors’ Commons kindly; David。 They
  plume themselves on their gentility there; I can tell you; if that’s
  any satisfaction。’
  I made allowance for Steerforth’s light way of treating the
  subject; and; considering it with reference to the staid air of
  gravity and antiquity which I associated with that ‘lazy old nook
  near St。 Paul’s Churchyard’; did not feel indisposed towards my
  aunt’s suggestion; which she left to my free decision; making no
  scruple of telling me that it had occurred to her; on her lately
  visiting her own proctor in Doctors’ Commons for the purpose of
  settling her will in my favour。
  ‘That’s a laudable proceeding on the part of our aunt; at all
  events;’ said Steerforth; when I mentioned it; ‘and one deserving
  of all encouragement。 Daisy; my advice is that you take kindly to
  Doctors’ Commons。’
  I quite made up my mind to do so。 I then told Steerforth that
  my aunt was in town awaiting me (as I found from her letter); and
  that she had taken lodgings for a week at a kind of private hotel at
  Lincoln’s Inn Fields; where there was a stone staircase; and a
  convenient door in the roof; my aunt being firmly persuaded that
  every house in London was going to be burnt down every night。
  We achieved the rest of our journey pleasantly; sometimes
  recurring to Doctors’ Commons; and anticipating the distant days
  when I should be a proctor there; which Steerforth pictured in a
  variety of humorous and whimsical lights; that made us both
  merry。 When we came to our journey’s end; he went home;
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  engaging to call upon me next day but one; and I drove to
  Lincoln’s Inn Fields; where I found my aunt up; and waiting
  supper。
  If I had been round the world since we parted; we could hardly
  have been better pleased to meet again。 My aunt cried outright as
  she embraced me; and said; pretending to laugh; that if my poor
  mother had been alive; that silly little creature would have shed
  tears; she had no doubt。
  ‘So you have left Mr。 Dick behind; aunt?’ said I。 ‘I am sorry for
  that。 Ah; Janet; how do you do?’
  As Janet curtsied; hoping I was well; I observed my aunt’s
  visage lengthen very much。
  ‘I am sorry for it; too;’ said my aunt; rubbing her nose。 ‘I have
  had no peace of mind; Trot; since I have been here。’ Before I could
  ask why; she told me。
  ‘I am convinced;’ said my aunt; laying her hand with
  melancholy firmness on the table; ‘that Dick’s character is not a
  character to keep the donkeys off。 I am confident he wants
  strength of purpose。 I ought to have left Janet at home; instead;
  and then my mind might perhaps have been at ease。 If ever there
  was a donkey trespassing on my green;’ said my aunt; with
  emphasis; ‘there was one this afternoon at four o’clock。 A cold
  feeling came over me from head to foot; and I know it was a
  donkey!’
  I tried to comfort her on this point; but she rejected consolation。
  ‘It was a donkey;’ said my aunt; ‘and it was the one with the
  stumpy tail which that Murdering sister of a woman rode; when
  she came to my house。’ This had been; ever since; the only name
  my aunt knew for Miss Murdstone。 ‘If there is any Donkey in
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  Dover; whose audacity it is harder to me to bear than another’s;
  that;’ said my aunt; striking the table; ‘is the animal!’
  Janet ventured to suggest that my aunt might be disturbing
  herself unnecessarily; and that she believed the donkey in
  question was then engaged in the sand…and…gravel line of business;
  and was not available for purposes of trespass。 But my aunt
  wouldn’t hear of it。
  Supper was comfortably served and hot; though my aunt’s
  rooms were very high up—whether that she might have more
  stone stairs for her money; or might be nearer to the door in the
  roof; I don’t know—and consisted of a roast fowl; a steak; and
  some vegetables; to all of which I did ample justice; and which
  were all excellent。 But my aunt had her own ideas concerning
  London provision; and ate but little。
  ‘I suppose this unfortunate fowl was born and brought up in a
  cellar;’ said my aunt; ‘and never took the air except on a hackney
  coach…stand。 I hope the steak may be beef; but I don’t believe it。
  Nothing’s genuine in the place; in my opinion; but the dirt。’
  ‘Don’t you think the fowl may have come out of the country;
  aunt?’ I hinted。
  ‘Certainly not;’ returned my aunt。 ‘It would be no pleasure to a
  London tradesman to sell anything which was what he pretended
  it was。’
  I did not venture to controvert this opinion; but I made a good
  supper; which it greatly satisfied her to see me do。 When the table
  was cleared; Janet assisted her to arrange her hair; to put on her
  nightcap; which was of a smarter construction than usual (‘in case
  of fire’; my aunt said); and to fold her gown back over her knees;
  these being her usual preparations for warming herself before
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  going to bed。 I then made her; according to certain established
  regulations from which no deviation; however slight; could ever be
  permitted; a glass of hot wine and water; and a slice of toast cut
  into long thin strips。 With these accompaniments we were left
  alone to finish the evening; my aunt sitting opposite to me
  drinking her wine and water; soaking her strips of toast in it; one
  by one; before eating them; and looking benignantly on me; from
  among the borders of her nightcap。
  ‘Well; Trot;’ she began; ‘what do you think of the proctor plan?
  Or have you not begun to think about it yet?’
  ‘I have thought a good deal about it; my dear aunt; and I have
  talked a good deal about it with Steerforth。 I like it very much
  indeed。 I like it exceedingly。’
  ‘Come!’ said my aunt。 ‘That’s cheering!’
  ‘I have only one difficulty; aunt。’
  ‘Say what it is; Trot;’ she returned。
  ‘Why; I want to ask; aunt; as this seems; from what I
  understand; to be a limited profession; whether my entrance into
  it would not be very expensive?’
  ‘It will cost;’ returned my aunt; ‘to article you; just a thousand
  pounds。’
  ‘Now; my dear aunt;’ said I; drawing my chair nearer; ‘I am
  uneasy in my mind about that。 It’s a large sum of money。 You have
  expended a great deal on my education; and have always been as
  liberal to me in all things as it was possible to be。 You have been
  the soul of generosity。 Surely there are some ways in which I
  might begin life with hardly any outlay; and yet begin with a good
  hope of getting on by resolution and exertion。 Are you sure that it
  would not be better to try that course? Are you certain that you
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