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  ‘Oh; Master Copperfield;’ he said; with an air of self…denial; ‘my
  reading is hardly to be called study。 I have passed an hour or two
  in the evening; sometimes; with Mr。 Tidd。’
  ‘Rather hard; I suppose?’ said I。 ‘He is hard to me sometimes;’
  returned Uriah。 ‘But I don’t know what he might be to a gifted
  person。’
  After beating a little tune on his chin as he walked on; with the
  two forefingers of his skeleton right hand; he added:
  ‘There are expressions; you see; Master Copperfield—Latin
  words and terms—in Mr。 Tidd; that are trying to a reader of my
  umble attainments。’
  ‘Would you like to be taught Latin?’ I said briskly。 ‘I will teach it
  you with pleasure; as I learn it。’
  ‘Oh; thank you; Master Copperfield;’ he answered; shaking his
  head。 ‘I am sure it’s very kind of you to make the offer; but I am
  much too umble to accept it。’
  ‘What nonsense; Uriah!’
  ‘Oh; indeed you must excuse me; Master Copperfield! I am
  greatly obliged; and I should like it of all things; I assure you; but I
  am far too umble。 There are people enough to tread upon me in
  my lowly state; without my doing outrage to their feelings by
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  possessing learning。 Learning ain’t for me。 A person like myself
  had better not aspire。 If he is to get on in life; he must get on
  umbly; Master Copperfield!’
  I never saw his mouth so wide; or the creases in his cheeks so
  deep; as when he delivered himself of these sentiments: shaking
  his head all the time; and writhing modestly。
  ‘I think you are wrong; Uriah;’ I said。 ‘I dare say there are
  several things that I could teach you; if you would like to learn
  them。’
  ‘Oh; I don’t doubt that; Master Copperfield;’ he answered; ‘not
  in the least。 But not being umble yourself; you don’t judge well;
  perhaps; for them that are。 I won’t provoke my betters with
  knowledge; thank you。 I’m much too umble。 Here is my umble
  dwelling; Master Copperfield!’
  We entered a low; old…fashioned room; walked straight into
  from the street; and found there Mrs。 Heep; who was the dead
  image of Uriah; only short。 She received me with the utmost
  humility; and apologized to me for giving her son a kiss; observing
  that; lowly as they were; they had their natural affections; which
  they hoped would give no offence to anyone。 It was a perfectly
  decent room; half parlour and half kitchen; but not at all a snug
  room。 The tea…things were set upon the table; and the kettle was
  boiling on the hob。 There was a chest of drawers with an escritoire
  top; for Uriah to read or write at of an evening; there was Uriah’s
  blue bag lying down and vomiting papers; there was a company of
  Uriah’s books commanded by Mr。 Tidd; there was a corner
  cupboard: and there were the usual articles of furniture。 I don’t
  remember that any individual object had a bare; pinched; spare
  look; but I do remember that the whole place had。
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  It was perhaps a part of Mrs。 Heep’s humility; that she still wore
  weeds。 Notwithstanding the lapse of time that had occurred since
  Mr。 Heep’s decease; she still wore weeds。 I think there was some
  compromise in the cap; but otherwise she was as weedy as in the
  early days of her mourning。
  ‘This is a day to be remembered; my Uriah; I am sure;’ said Mrs。
  Heep; making the tea; ‘when Master Copperfield pays us a visit。’
  ‘I said you’d think so; mother;’ said Uriah。
  ‘If I could have wished father to remain among us for any
  reason;’ said Mrs。 Heep; ‘it would have been; that he might have
  known his company this afternoon。’
  I felt embarrassed by these compliments; but I was sensible;
  too; of being entertained as an honoured guest; and I thought Mrs。
  Heep an agreeable woman。
  ‘My Uriah;’ said Mrs。 Heep; ‘has looked forward to this; sir; a
  long while。 He had his fears that our umbleness stood in the way;
  and I joined in them myself。 Umble we are; umble we have been;
  umble we shall ever be;’ said Mrs。 Heep。
  ‘I am sure you have no occasion to be so; ma’am;’ I said; ‘unless
  you like。’
  ‘Thank you; sir;’ retorted Mrs。 Heep。 ‘We know our station and
  are thankful in it。’
  I found that Mrs。 Heep gradually got nearer to me; and that
  Uriah gradually got opposite to me; and that they respectfully
  plied me with the choicest of the eatables on the table。 There was
  nothing particularly choice there; to be sure; but I took the will for
  the deed; and felt that they were very attentive。 Presently they
  began to talk about aunts; and then I told them about mine; and
  about fathers and mothers; and then I told them about mine; and
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  then Mrs。 Heep began to talk about fathers…in…law; and then I
  began to tell her about mine—but stopped; because my aunt had
  advised me to observe a silence on that subject。 A tender young
  cork; however; would have had no more chance against a pair of
  corkscrews; or a tender young tooth against a pair of dentists; or a
  little shuttlecock against two battledores; than I had against Uriah
  and Mrs。 Heep。 They did just what they liked with me; and
  wormed things out of me that I had no desire to tell; with a
  certainty I blush to think of。 the more especially; as in my juvenile
  frankness; I took some credit to myself for being so confidential
  and felt that I was quite the patron of my two respectful
  entertainers。
  They were very fond of one another: that was certain。 I take it;
  that had its effect upon me; as a touch of nature; but the skill with
  which the one followed up whatever the other said; was a touch of
  art which I was still less proof against。 When there was nothing
  more to be got out of me about myself (for on the Murdstone and
  Grinby life; and on my journey; I was dumb); they began about Mr。
  Wickfield and Agnes。 Uriah threw the ball to Mrs。 Heep; Mrs。
  Heep caught it and threw it back to Uriah; Uriah kept it up a little
  while; then sent it back to Mrs。 Heep; and so they went on tossing
  it about until I had no idea who had got it; and was quite
  bewildered。 The ball itself was always changing too。 Now it was
  Mr。 Wickfield; now Agnes; now the excellence of Mr。 Wickfield;
  now my admiration of Agnes; now the extent of Mr。 Wickfield’s
  business and resources; now our domestic life after dinner; now;
  the wine that Mr。 Wickfield took; the reason why he took it; and
  the pity that it was he took so much; now one thing; now another;
  then everything at once; and all the time; without appearing to
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  speak very often; or to do anything but sometimes encourage them
  a little; for fear they should be overcome by their humility and the
  honour of my company; I found myself perpetually letting out
  something or other that I had no business to let out and seeing the
  effect of it in the twinkling of Uriah’s dinted nostrils。
  I had begun to be a little uncomfortable; and to wish myself well
  out of the visit; when a figure coming down the street passed the
  door—it stood open to air the room; which was warm; the weather
  being close for the time of year—came back again; looked in; and
  walked in; exclaiming loudly; ‘Copperfield! Is it possible?’
  It was Mr。 Micawber! It was Mr。 Micawber; with his eye…glass;
  and his walking…stick; and his shirt…collar; and his genteel air; and
  the condescending roll in his voice; all complete!
  ‘My dear Copperfield;’ said Mr。 Micawber; putting out his hand;
  ‘this is indeed a meeting which is calculated to impress the mind
  with a sense of the instability and uncertainty of all human—in
  short; it is a most extraordinary meeting。 Walking along the street;
  reflecting upon the probability of something turning up (of which I
  am at present rather sanguine); I find a young but valued friend
  turn up; who is connected with the most eventful period of my life;
  I may say; with the turning…point of my existence。 Copperfield; my
  dear fellow; how do you do?’
  I cannot say—I really cannot say—that I was glad to see Mr。
  Micawber there; but I was glad to see him too; and shook hands
  with him; heartily; inquiring how Mrs。 Micawber was。
  ‘Thank you;’ said Mr。 Micawber; waving his hand as of old; and
  settling his chin in his shirt…collar。 ‘She is tolerably convalescent。
  The twins no longer derive their sustenance from Nature’s
  founts—in short;’ said Mr。 Micawber; in one of his bursts of
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  confidence; ‘they are weaned—and Mrs。 Micawber is; at present;
  my travelling companion。 She will be rejoiced; Copperfield; to
  renew her acquaintance with one who has proved himself in all
  respects a worthy minister at the sacred altar of friendship。’
  I said I should be delighted to see her。
  ‘You are very good;’ said Mr。 Micawber。
  Mr。 Micawber then smiled; settled his chin again; and looked
  about him。
  ‘I have discovered my friend Copperfield;’ said Mr。 Micawber
  genteelly; and