第 19 节
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  watching me into the second chop; he said:
  ‘There’s half a pint of ale for you。 Will you have it now?’
  I thanked him and said; ‘Yes。’ Upon which he poured it out of a
  jug into a large tumbler; and held it up against the light; and made
  it look beautiful。
  ‘My eye!’ he said。 ‘It seems a good deal; don’t it?’
  ‘It does seem a good deal;’ I answered with a smile。 For it was
  quite delightful to me; to find him so pleasant。 He was a twinkling…
  eyed; pimple…faced man; with his hair standing upright all over his
  head; and as he stood with one arm a…kimbo; holding up the glass
  to the light with the other hand; he looked quite friendly。
  ‘There was a gentleman here; yesterday;’ he said—‘a stout
  gentleman; by the name of Topsawyer—perhaps you know him?’
  ‘No;’ I said; ‘I don’t think—’
  ‘In breeches and gaiters; broad…brimmed hat; grey coat;
  speckled choker;’ said the waiter。
  ‘No;’ I said bashfully; ‘I haven’t the pleasure—’
  ‘He came in here;’ said the waiter; looking at the light through
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  the tumbler; ‘ordered a glass of this ale—would order it—I told
  him not—drank it; and fell dead。 It was too old for him。 It oughtn’t
  to be drawn; that’s the fact。’
  I was very much shocked to hear of this melancholy accident;
  and said I thought I had better have some water。
  ‘Why you see;’ said the waiter; still looking at the light through
  the tumbler; with one of his eyes shut up; ‘our people don’t like
  things being ordered and left。 It offends ’em。 But I’ll drink it; if you
  like。 I’m used to it; and use is everything。 I don’t think it’ll hurt me;
  if I throw my head back; and take it off quick。 Shall I?’
  I replied that he would much oblige me by drinking it; if he
  thought he could do it safely; but by no means otherwise。 When he
  did throw his head back; and take it off quick; I had a horrible fear;
  I confess; of seeing him meet the fate of the lamented Mr。
  Topsawyer; and fall lifeless on the carpet。 But it didn’t hurt him。
  On the contrary; I thought he seemed the fresher for it。
  ‘What have we got here?’ he said; putting a fork into my dish。
  ‘Not chops?’
  ‘Chops;’ I said。
  ‘Lord bless my soul!’ he exclaimed; ‘I didn’t know they were
  chops。 Why; a chop’s the very thing to take off the bad effects of
  that beer! Ain’t it lucky?’
  So he took a chop by the bone in one hand; and a potato in the
  other; and ate away with a very good appetite; to my extreme
  satisfaction。 He afterwards took another chop; and another potato;
  and after that; another chop and another potato。 When we had
  done; he brought me a pudding; and having set it before me;
  seemed to ruminate; and to become absent in his mind for some
  moments。
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  ‘How’s the pie?’ he said; rousing himself。
  ‘It’s a pudding;’ I made answer。
  ‘Pudding!’ he exclaimed。 ‘Why; bless me; so it is! What!’ looking
  at it nearer。 ‘You don’t mean to say it’s a batter…pudding!’
  ‘Yes; it is indeed。’
  ‘Why; a batter…pudding;’ he said; taking up a table…spoon; ‘is my
  favourite pudding! Ain’t that lucky? Come on; little ’un; and let’s
  see who’ll get most。’
  The waiter certainly got most。 He entreated me more than once
  to come in and win; but what with his table…spoon to my tea…spoon;
  his dispatch to my dispatch; and his appetite to my appetite; I was
  left far behind at the first mouthful; and had no chance with him。 I
  never saw anyone enjoy a pudding so much; I think; and he
  laughed; when it was all gone; as if his enjoyment of it lasted still。
  Finding him so very friendly and companionable; it was then
  that I asked for the pen and ink and paper; to write to Peggotty。
  He not only brought it immediately; but was good enough to look
  over me while I wrote the letter。 When I had finished it; he asked
  me where I was going to school。
  I said; ‘Near London;’ which was all I knew。
  ‘Oh! my eye!’ he said; looking very low…spirited; ‘I am sorry for
  that。’
  ‘Why?’ I asked him。
  ‘Oh; Lord!’ he said; shaking his head; ‘that’s the school where
  they broke the boy’s ribs—two ribs—a little boy he was。 I should
  say he was—let me see—how old are you; about?’
  I told him between eight and nine。
  ‘That’s just his age;’ he said。 ‘He was eight years and six months
  old when they broke his first rib; eight years and eight months old
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  when they broke his second; and did for him。’
  I could not disguise from myself; or from the waiter; that this
  was an uncomfortable coincidence; and inquired how it was done。
  His answer was not cheering to my spirits; for it consisted of two
  dismal words; ‘With whopping。’
  The blowing of the coach…horn in the yard was a seasonable
  diversion; which made me get up and hesitatingly inquire; in the
  mingled pride and diffidence of having a purse (which I took out of
  my pocket); if there were anything to pay。
  ‘There’s a sheet of letter…paper;’ he returned。 ‘Did you ever buy
  a sheet of letter…paper?’
  I could not remember that I ever had。
  ‘It’s dear;’ he said; ‘on account of the duty。 Threepence。 That’s
  the way we’re taxed in this country。 There’s nothing else; except
  the waiter。 Never mind the ink。 I lose by that。’
  ‘What should you—what should I—how much ought I to—what
  would it be right to pay the waiter; if you please?’ I stammered;
  blushing。
  ‘If I hadn’t a family; and that family hadn’t the cowpock;’ said
  the waiter; ‘I wouldn’t take a sixpence。 If I didn’t support a aged
  pairint; and a lovely sister;’—here the waiter was greatly
  agitated—‘I wouldn’t take a farthing。 If I had a good place; and
  was treated well here; I should beg acceptance of a trifle; instead
  of taking of it。 But I live on broken wittles—and I sleep on the
  coals’—here the waiter burst into tears。
  I was very much concerned for his misfortunes; and felt that
  any recognition short of ninepence would be mere brutality and
  hardness of heart。 Therefore I gave him one of my three bright
  shillings; which he received with much humility and veneration;
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  and spun up with his thumb; directly afterwards; to try the
  goodness of。
  It was a little disconcerting to me; to find; when I was being
  helped up behind the coach; that I was supposed to have eaten all
  the dinner without any assistance。 I discovered this; from
  overhearing the lady in the bow…window say to the guard; ‘Take
  care of that child; George; or he’ll burst!’ and from observing that
  the women…servants who were about the place came out to look
  and giggle at me as a young phenomenon。 My unfortunate friend
  the waiter; who had quite recovered his spirits; did not appear to
  be disturbed by this; but joined in the general admiration without
  being at all confused。 If I had any doubt of him; I suppose this half
  awakened it; but I am inclined to believe that with the simple
  confidence of a child; and the natural reliance of a child upon
  superior years (qualities I am very sorry any children should
  prematurely change for worldly wisdom); I had no serious mistrust
  of him on the whole; even then。
  I felt it rather hard; I must own; to be made; without deserving
  it; the subject of jokes between the coachman and guard as to the
  coach drawing heavy behind; on account of my sitting there; and
  as to the greater expediency of my travelling by waggon。 The story
  of my supposed appetite getting wind among the outside
  passengers; they were merry upon it likewise; and asked me
  whether I was going to be paid for; at school; as two brothers or
  three; and whether I was contracted for; or went upon the regular
  terms; with other pleasant questions。 But the worst of it was; that I
  knew I should be ashamed to eat anything; when an opportunity
  offered; and that; after a rather light dinner; I should remain
  hungry all night—for I had left my cakes behind; at the hotel; in
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  my hurry。 My apprehensions were realized。 When we stopped for
  supper I couldn’t muster courage to take any; though I should
  have liked it very much; but sat by the fire and said I didn’t want
  anything。 This did not save me from more jokes; either; for a
  husky…voiced gentleman with a rough face; who had been eating
  out of a sandwich…box nearly all the way; except when he had been
  drinking out of a bottle; said I was like a boa…constrictor who took
  enough at one meal to last him a long time; after which; he
  actually brought a rash out upon himself with boiled beef。
  We had started from Yarmouth at three o’clock in the
  afternoon; and we were due in London about eight next morning。
  It was Mid…summer weather; and the evening was very pleasant。
  When we passed through a village; I pictured to myself what the
  insides of the houses were like; and what the inhabitants were
  about; and when bo