第 6 节
作者:白寒      更新:2021-04-30 15:47      字数:9322
  {Black Hawk = Black Hawk (1767…1838); an American Indian (Sac)
  chieftain;   defeated   by   the   U。S。   Army   in   1832;   whose   〃Autobiography〃
  (1833) became an American classic。}
  〃How charming!〃 exclaimed Miss Rowley; clasping her hands。 〃How
  very obliging of you; Mr。 Howard。 Are you fond of shooting? My brother's
  preserves are in fine orderor perhaps you are partial to yachting〃
  Bowing my thanks for these amiable hints; I carelessly observed that
  the letter of the Cherokee editor was no sacrifice at all; for the chief and
  myself were regular correspondents; I had a dozen of his letters; and had
  just   given   one   to   Mr。   T…。   This   intelligence   evidently   lessened   Miss
  Rowley's   excessive   gratitude。   She   continued   her   applications;   however;
  casting an eye on her list。
  〃Perhaps you correspond also with some rowdies; Mr。 Howard? Could
  you oblige me with a rowdy letter?〃
  {rowdies = in the mid…nineteenth century; an American slang term for
  backwoodsmen or other rough and disorderly types}
  I drew up a little at this request; my correspondents; I assured the lady;
  were generally men of respectability; though one of them was of a savage
  race。
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  〃No    doubt;    but   in  the  way    of  autographs;     you   know;    one   would
  correspond with〃
  The sentence remained unfinished; for the lady added;
  〃I wrote myself to Madame Laffarge; not long since。 I am sorry to say
  Lady Holberton has two of hers; but although an excellent person in most
  respects;     yet  it  cannot    be   denied    that   as  regards    autographs;     Lady
  Holberton   is   very   illiberal。   I   offered   her   Grizzel   Baillie;   two   Cardinals;
  William Pitt; and Grace Darling; for one of her Laffarges; but she would
  not   part   with   it。   Yet   the   exchange   was   very   fair;   especially   as   Madame
  Laffarge is still living。〃
  {Madame        Laffarge    =   Marie    Lafarge    (1816…1853);      French    woman
  convicted      in  1840   for  poisoning     her  husband;     later  pardoned。     Grizzel
  Baillie   =   Lady  Grizel   Baillie   (1665…1746);   Scottish   poet。 William   Pitt   =
  either William Pitt 〃the Elder〃 (1708…1778) or William Pitt 〃the Younger〃
  (1759…1806); both British Prime Ministers。 Grace Darling = Grace Darling
  (1815…1842); English heroine and lighthouse keeper's daughter; famous for
  her rescue of castaways in 1838。}
  I bowed an assent to the remark。
  〃And       then    she    herself     actually     once     made     proposals      for
  Schinderhannes; to a friend of mine; offering Howard; the philanthropist;
  Talma; William Penn; and Fenelon for himall commonplace enough; you
  knowand Schinderhannes quite unique。 My friend was indignant!〃
  {Schinderhannes = German bandit chief; executed in 1803。 Howard =
  John   Howard   (1726…1790);   English   philanthropist   and   prison   reformer。
  Talma = Francois Talma (1763…1826); popular French playwright。 William
  Penn   (1644…1718);  Quaker  founder  of   Pennsylvania。  Fenelon   =   Francois
  Fenelon (1651…1715); French Archbishop and writer}
  I ventured to excuse Lady Holberton by suggesting that probably at the
  time her stock of notabilities was low。
  Miss Rowley shook her head; and curled her lip; as if she fancied the
  lady had only been seeking to drive a hard bargain。
  〃On   one   point;   however;   I   have   carried   the   day;   Mr。   Howard。   Lady
  Holberton is not a little proud of her Vidocq; but I have obtained one far
  superior   to   hers;   one   addressed   to   myself   so   piquant   and   gallant   too。   I
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  called on the dear old burglar on purpose to coax him into writing me a
  note。〃
  {Vidocq = Francois Vidocq (1775…1857); French police detective who
  turned robber; and was exposed in 1832。}
  I wondered; in petto; whether I should meet any illustrious convicts at
  Miss Rowley's party the next evening; but remembering to have heard her
  called an exclusive; it did not seem very probable。
  {in petto = silently; to oneself (Latin)}
  After running her eye over the list again; Miss Rowley made another
  inquiry。
  〃Mr。    Howard;     could    you    get  me    something     from    an   American
  Colonel?〃
  I   assured   the lady  we   had   colonels   of   all sorts;   and   begged   to   know
  what particular variety she had placed on her cataloguewas it an officer
  of the regular service; or one of no service at all?
  〃Oh;    the   last;  certainlyofficers     who    have   seen    service   are   so
  commonplace!〃
  My own pen was immediately placed at Miss Rowley's disposal; as my
  sword would have been; had I owned one。 As I had been called colonel a
  hundred times without having commanded a regiment once; my own name
  was as good as any other on the present occasion。
  〃You are very obliging。 Since you are so good; may I also trouble you
  to procure me a line from a very remarkable personage of your countrya
  very distinguished manhe has been President; or Speaker of the Senate;
  or something of that sort。〃
  To which of our head men did Miss Rowley allude?
  〃He is called Uncle Sam; I believe。〃
  {Uncle Sam = 〃Uncle Sam〃 became a popular personification of the
  United States during the War of 1812; replacing Brother Jonathan; and was
  often used in contradistinction to the British 〃John Bull〃}
  This was not so easy a task; for though we have thousands of colonels;
  there is but one Uncle Sam in the world。 On hearing that such was the case;
  Miss     Rowley's    anxiety    on  the   subject   increased    immeasurably;      but  I
  assured   her   the   old   gentleman   only  put   his   name   to   treaties;   and   tariffs;
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  and although his sons were wonderfully gallant; yet he himself had never
  condescended   to   notice   any   woman   but   a   queen   regnant:   and   I   further
  endeavored   to   give   some   idea   of   his   identity。   Miss   Rowley   stopped   me
  short; however。
  〃Only   procure   me   one   line   from   him;   Mr。   Howard;   and   I   shall   be
  indebted to you for life。 It will be time enough to find out all about him
  when I once have his namethat is the essential thing。〃
  I shrunk from committing myself; however; declaring that I would as
  soon engage to procure a billet…doux from Prester John。
  {Prester John = Mythical ruler believed in the Middle Ages to head a
  powerful Christian Kingdom somewhere in Asia; later identified with the
  Christian Kings of Ethiopia in Africa}
  〃Prester John! That would; indeed; be quite invaluable!〃
  This Asiatic diversion was a happy one; and came very apropos; for it
  carried    Miss    Rowley     into   China;    she  inquired    if  I  had   any   Chinese
  connections。
  〃Though      altogether;    I  am    pretty   well   satisfied   with   my    Chinese
  negotiations; as soon as the Celestial Empire was opened to the civilized
  world; I engaged an agent there to collect for me。 But; could you put me
  on the track of a Confucius?〃
  {opened to the civilized world = following the so…called Opium War;
  Britain had in 1842 forced China to open trade with her}
  I was obliged to admit my inability to do so; and at the same moment
  the   collecting    instincts   of  Lady    Holberton     and   Mr。   T…;  drew    their
  attention to the corner where Miss Rowley and myself were conversing; as
  they   moved   toward   us;   Miss   Rowley  pocketed   her   list;  throwing   herself
  upon my honor not to betray the deficiencies in her role d'equipage; or the
  collecting   negociations   just   opened   between   us。   Lady   Holberton;   as   she
  advanced;   invited   Miss   Rowley;   with   an   ill…concealed   air   of   triumph;   to
  feast her eyes once more on the Lumley autograph; and not long after the
  party broke up。
  {role d'equipage = muster roll (French); here; Miss Rowley's list of her
  autographs}
  The next day; in passing Holberton…House; I observed the chariot of a
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  fashionable physician before the door; and at Miss Rowley's party in the
  evening   learned   from   Mr。   T…   that   Lady   Holberton   was   quite   unwell。
  The   following   morning   I   called   to inquire;   and   received   for   answer   that
  〃her ladyship w