from　a　muddy　fountain。〃
  Some　of　their　sayings　are　characteristic。　In　allusion　to　the　sport　of
  cock…fighting；　a　coward　is　called　〃a　duck　with　spurs。〃　A　treacherous
  person　is　said　to　〃sit　like　a　cat；　but　leap　like　a　tiger；〃　and　of　a
  chatterer　it　is　said；　〃The　tortoise　produces　a　myriad　eggs　and　no　one
  knows　it；　the　hen　lays　one　and　tells　the　whole　word。〃　〃Grinding　pepper
  for　a　bird　on　the　wing〃　is　regarded　as　equivalent　to　〃First　catch　you
  hare　before　you　cook　it。〃　〃To　plant　sugar…cane　on　the　lips〃　is　to　be
  〃All　things　to　all　men。〃　Fatalism　is　expressed　by　a　saying；　〃Even　the
  fish　which　inhabit　the　seventh　depth　of　the　sea　sooner　or　later　enter
  the　net。〃　〃Now　it　is　wet；　now　it　is　fine；〃　is　a　common　way　of　saying
  that　a　day　of　revenge　is　not　far　off。　Secrecy　is　enjoined　by　the
  cynical　axiom；　〃If　you　have　rice；　hide　it　under　the　unhusked　grain。〃
  〃The　last　degree　of　stinginess　is　not　to　disturb　the　mildew；〃　is　a　neat
  axiom；　and　〃The　plantain　does　not　bear　fruit　twice；〃　tells　that　the
  Malays　have　an　inkling　that　〃There　is　a　tide　in　the　affairs　of　men；〃
  etc。
  I　have　found　it　very　interesting　to　be　the　guest　of　a　man　who　studies
  the　Malays　as　sympathetically　as　Mr。　Maxwell　does。　I　hope　he　will　not
  get　promotion　too　soon！*
  ＇*As　I　copy　this　letter　I　hear　that　Mr。　Maxwell　has　been　removed　to　a
  higher　and　more　highly　paid　post；　but　that　he　leaves　the　Malays　with
  very　sincere　regret；　and　that　they　deeply　deplore　his　loss；　because　they
  not　only　liked　but　trusted　him。　During　the　time　in　which　he　was
  Assistant　Resident；　and　living　in　the　midst　of　a　large　Chinese
  population；　it　was　necessary　to　be　very　firm；　and　at　times　almost
  severely　firm；　but　the　Chinese　have　shown　their　appreciation　of　official
  rectitude　by　presenting　him　with　a　gorgeous　umbrella　of　red　silk；
  embroidered　with　gold；　which　they　call　〃A　ten…thousand…man　umbrella；〃
  i。e。；　an　offering　from　a　community　which　is　not　only　unanimous　in　making
  it；　but　counts　at　least　that　number　of　persons。＇
  I。　L。　B。
  LETTER　XXIII
  〃Gang　Murders〃Malay　NicknamesA　Persecuted　InfantThe　Last　of　the
  Golden　Chersonese
  MR。　JUSTICE　WOOD'S；　THE　PEAK；　PINANG；　February　24。
  However　kind　and　hospitable　people　are；　the　process　of　〃breaking　in〃　to
  conventionalities　again　is　always　a　severe　one；　and　I　never　feel　well
  except　in　the　quiet　and　freedom　of　the　wilds；　though　in　the　abstract
  nothing　can　be　more　healthy　than　the　climate　of　this　lofty　Peak。　The
  mercury　has　been　down　at　68　degrees　for　two　nights；　and　blankets　have
  been　a　comfort！
  Shortly　after　finishing　my　last　letter　I　left　Taipeng　with　Mr。　Maxwell；
  calling　on　our　way　to　the　coast　at　Permatang；　to　inquire　if　there　were
  any　scent　of　the　murderers　of　the　revenue　officer；　but　there　was　none。
  The　inspector　said　that　he　had　seen　many　murdered　bodies；　but　never　one
  so　frightfully　mutilated。　These　Chinese　〃gang…murders〃　are　nearly
  always　committed　for　gain；　and　the　Chinese　delight　in　cruel　hackings
  and　purposeless　mutilations。　The　Malay　assassinations　are　nearly　all
  affairs　of　jealousya　single　stab　and　no　more。
  The　last　part　of　the　drive　on　a　road　causewayed　through　the　endless
  mangrove　swamp　impresses　the　imagination　strongly　by　its　dolefulness。
  Here　are　hundreds　of　square　miles　all　along　the　coast　nothing　but　swamp
  and　slime；　loaded　with　rank　and　useless　vegetation；　which　has　not　even
  beauty　to　justify　its　existence；　teeming　with　alligators；　serpents；　and
  other　vengeful　creatures。　There　is　a　mournfulness　in　seeing　the　pointed
  fruit　of　the　mangrove　drop　down　through　the　still　air　into　the　slime
  beneath；　with　the　rootlet　already　formed　of　that　which　never　fails　to
  become　a　tree。
  A　Sikh　guard　of　honor　of　fifty　men　in　scarlet　uniforms　lined　the　way　to
  the　boat　as　a　farewell　to　Major　Swinburne；　whose　feet　they　had　embraced
  and　kissed　with　every　Oriental　demonstration　of　woe　two　hours　before。
  We　asked　him　what　his　farewells　were；　and　he　says　that　he　said；　〃You
  are　a　lot　of　unmitigated　scoundrels；　half　of　you　deserve　hanging；　but
  keep　out　of　scrapes　if　you　can　till　I　come　back；　that　I　may　have　the
  pleasure　of　hanging　you　myself。〃　He　really　likes　them　though；　and
  called　after　Captain　Walker；　who　is　to　act　as　his　substitute；　〃Now；　old
  man；　don't　knock　those　fellows　about！〃　The　chief　dread　of　the　〃fellows〃
  is　that　they　will　be　at　the　mercy　of　an　interpreter　under　the　new
  regime。　The　Malays　give　sobriquets　to　all　Europeans；　founded　upon　their
  physical　or　mental　idiosyncrasies。　Thus　they　call　Major　Swinburne　〃The
  Mad　One〃　and　〃The　Outspoken　One。〃　Captain　Walker　they　have　already
  dubbed　〃The　Black　Panther。〃　They　call　Mr。　Maxwell　〃The　Cat…eyed　One；〃
  and　〃The　Tiger　Cub。〃
  Just　before　sailing　I　had　the　satisfaction　of　getting　this　telegram
  from　Kwala　Kangsa：　〃Eblis　is　a　little　better　this　morning。　He　has　eaten
  two　grasshoppers　and　has　taken　his　milk　without　trouble；　but　he　is　very
  weak。〃*
  ＇*Those　of　my　readers　who　have　become　interested　in　this　most　bewitching
  ape　will　be　sorry　to　hear　that；　after　recovering　and　thriving　for　a
  considerable　time；　he　died；　to　the　great　grief　of　his　friends。＇
  We　embarked　at　5：30　P。M。　along　with　a　swarm　of　mosquitoes；　and　after　a
  beautiful　night　anchored　at　Georgetown　at　2　A。M。；　but　it　was　a
  ludicrously　uncomfortable　voyage。　An　English　would…be　lady；　i。e。；　a
  〃fine　lady；〃　a　product　of　imperfect　civilization　with　which　I　have
  little　sympathy；　had　demanded　rather　than　asked　for　a　passage　in　the
  Kinta；　and　this　involved　not　only　a　baby；　but　an　ayah　and　man…servant。
  The　little　cabin　of　the　launch　can　hold　two　on　two　coaches；　but　the
  lady；　after　appropriating　one；　filled　up　most　of　the　other　with　bags
  and　impediments　of　various　kinds。　The　floor　was　covered　with　luggage；
  among　which　the　ayah　and　infant　slept；　and　the　man　sat　inside　on　the
  lowest　rung　of　the　ladder。　Thus　there　were　five　human　beings；　a　host　of
  mosquitoes；　and　a　lamp　in　the　stifling　den；　in　which　the　mercury　stood
  all　night　at　88　degrees。　Then　a　whole　bottle　of　milk　was　spilt　and
  turned　sour；　a　vial　of　brandy　was　broken　and　gave　off　its　disgusting
  fumes；　and　the　infant　screamed　with　a　ferocious　persistency；　which
  contrasted　with　the　patient　wistfulness　of　the　sick　Eblis　and　his
  gentle　murmur　of　〃ouf！　ouf！〃　Before　we　anchored　the　lady　asked　me　to　go
  and　wake　the　gentlemen　and　get　a　teaspoonful　of　brandy　for　her；　at
  which　request；　though　made　with　all　due　gravity；　they　laughed　so
  tremendously　that　I　was　hardly　able　to　go　back　to　her　with　it。　Major
  Swinburne；　who　professes　to　be　a　woman　and　child　hater；　was　quite
  irrepressible；　and　whenever　the　infant　cried　outrageously；　called　to
  his　servant；　〃Wring　that　brat's　neck；〃　the　servant；　of　course；　knowing
  not　a　word　of　English；　and　at　2　A。M。；　when　there　was　chocolate　on　deck；
  and　the　unfortunate　baby　was　roaring　and　kicking；　he　called　down　to　me；
  〃Will　you　come　and　drink　some　chocolate　to　King　Herod's　memory？〃　Mr。
  Maxwell；　who　has　four　children；　did　not　behave　much　better；　and　it　was
  a　great　exertion　to　me；　by　overdone　courtesy　and　desperate　attempts　at
  conversation；　to　keep　the　mother　as　far　as　possible　from　hearing　what
  was　going　on！
  At　6　A。M。；　in　the　glory　of　the　tropic　sunrise；　Mr。　Maxwell　and　I　landed
  in　Province　Wellesley；　under　the　magnificent　casuarina　trees　which
  droop　in　mournful　grace　over　the　sandy　shore。　The　somberness　of　the
  interminable　groves　of　cocoa…palms　on　the　one　side　of　the　Strait；　the
  brightness　of　the　sun…kissed　peaks　on　the　other；　and　the　deep　shadows
  on　the　amber　water；　were　all　beautiful。　Truly　in　the　tropics　〃the
  outgoings　of　the　morning　rejoice。〃
  We　found　Mrs。　Isemonger　away；　no　one　knew　where；　so　we　broke　open　the
  tea…chest；　and　got　some　breakfast；　at　the　end　of　which　she　returned；
  and　we　had　a　very　pleasant　morning。　At　noon　a　six…oared　gig；　which　was
  the　last　of　the　〃Government　facilities；〃　took　us　over　to　Georgetown；
  spending　an　hour　in　crossing　against　an　unfavorable　tide；　under　a
  blazing　sun。　This　was　the　last　of　the　Malay　Peninsula。
  S。S。　Malwa；　February　25。We　sailed　from　Pinang　in　glorious　sunshine　at
  an　early　hour　this　afternoon；　and　have　exchanged　the　sparkling　calms　of
  the　Malacca　Straits　for　the　indolent　roll　of　the　Bay　of　Bengal。　The
  steamer's　head　points　northwest。　In　the　far　distance　the　hills　of　the
  Peninsula　lie　like　mists　upon　a　reddening　sky。　My　tropic　dream　is
  fading　and　the　〃Golden　Chersonese〃　is　already　a　memory。
  I。　L。　B。
  APPENDIX　A
  Residents。
  A　policy　of　advice；　and　that　alone；　was　contemplated　by　the　Colonial
  Office；　but　without　its　orders　or　even　cognizance　affairs　were　such
  that　the　government　of　those　Malayan　States　to　which　Residents　have
  been　accredited　has　been　from　the　first　exercised　by　the　Residents
  themselves；　mainly　because　neither　in　Perak；　Selangor；　or　Sungei　Ujong
  has　there　ever　been　a　ruler　powerful　enough　to　carry　out　such　an
  officer's　advice；　the　Rajahs　and　other　petty　chiefs　being　able　to　set
  him　at　defiance。　Advice　would　be　given　that　peace　and　order　should　be
  preserved；　justice　administered　without　regard　to　the　rank　of　the
  criminal；　the　collection　of　revenue　placed　upon　a　satisfactory　footing；
  and　good　administration　generally　secured；　but　had　any　reigning　prince
  attempted　to　carry　out　these　recommend