第 24 节
作者:津鸿一瞥      更新:2021-03-08 19:41      字数:9321
  persons in no class。〃
  〃After all; mother; we are making a trifle a very serious matter。 It is but
  a pocket…handkerchief。〃
  〃Very true; my love; and it cost ONLY one hundred dollars; and so
  we'll say no more about it; bien entendu; that you are not to purchase
  six dozen at the same price。〃
  {bien entendu = it being understood}
  This terminated the dialogue; Julia retiring to her own room; carrying me
  with her。 I was thrown upon the bed; and soon after my mistress
  opened a door; and summoned her two younger sisters; who were
  studying on the same floor; to join her。 I shall not repeat all the delightful
  exclamations; and other signs of approbation; that so naturally escaped
  the two pretty little creatures; to whom I may be said to have now been
  introduced; when my beauty came under examination。 I do not thus
  speak of myself out of any weakness; for pocket…handkerchiefs are
  wholly without vanity; but simply because I am impelled to utter nothing
  but truth。 Julia had too much consideration to let her young sisters into
  the secret of my pricefor this would have been teaching a premature
  lesson in extravagance; but; having permitted them to gratify their
  curiosity; she exacted of them both promises not to speak of me to their
  governess。
  〃But why not; Julia?〃 asked the inquisitive little Jane; 〃Mademoiselle
  Hennequin is SO good and SO kind; that she would be glad to hear of
  your good fortune。〃
  Julia had an indistinct view of her own motive; but she could not avow it
  to any one; not even to herself。 Jealousy would be too strong; perhaps
  too indelicate a word; but she alone had detected Betts Shoreham's
  admiration of the governess; and it was painful to her to permit one who
  stood in this relation to her own weakness in favor of the young man; to
  be a witness of an act of extravagance to which she had only half
  consented in committing it; and of which she already more than half
  repented。 From the first; therefore; she determined that Mademoiselle
  Hennequin should never see me。
  CHAPTER XIV。
  And now comes an exhibition of my mesmeritic powers; always
  〃handkerchiefly speaking;〃 that may surprise those who have not
  attended to the modern science of invisible fluids。 It is by this means;
  however; that I am enabled to perceive a great deal of that which
  passes under the roof where I may happen to be; without absolutely
  seeing it。 Much escapes me; of coursefor even a pocket…handkerchief
  cannot hear or see every thing; but enough is learned to enable me to
  furnish a very clear outline of that which occurs near me; more
  especially if it happen to be within walls of brick。 In wooden edifices I
  find my powers much diminishedthe fluids; doubtless; escaping
  through the pores of the material。
  That evening; then; at the usual hour; and while I lay snugly ensconced
  in a most fragrant and convenient drawer; among various other beings
  of my species; though not of my family; alas! the inmates of the house
  assembled in the front drawing…room to take a few cups of tea。 Mr。 and
  Mrs。 Monson; with their only son; John Monson; their three daughters;
  the governess; and Betts Shoreham; were all present; the latter having
  dropped in with a new novel for the ladies。
  〃I do really wish one could see a little advance in the way of real
  refinement and true elegance among all the vast improvements we are
  making in frippery and follies;〃 cried Mr。 Monson; throwing down an
  evening paper in a pettish manner; that sufficiently denoted discontent。
  〃We are always puffing our own progress in America; without exactly
  knowing whether a good deal of the road is not to be traveled over
  again; by way of undoing much that we have done。 Here; now; is a
  specimen of our march in folly; in an advertisement of Bobbinett's; who
  has pocket…handkerchiefs at 75。〃
  〃By the dozen; or by the gross; sir?〃 demanded Betts Shoreham;
  quickly。
  〃Oh; singlyseventy…five dollars each。〃
  〃Nay; that MUST be a mistake; sir! who; even in this extravagant and
  reckless country; could be found to pay such a price? One can fancy
  such a thing in a princess; with hundreds of thousands of income; but
  scarcely of any one else。 How could such a thing be USED; for
  instance?〃
  〃Oh;〃 cried John Monson; 〃to hide the blushes of the simpleton who had
  thrown away her money on it。 I heard a story this very afternoon; of
  some person of the name of Halfacre's having failed yesterday; and
  whose daughter purchased even a higher priced handkerchief than that
  the very same day。〃
  〃His failure is not surprising; then;〃 put in Betts Shoreham。 〃For myself; I
  do not think that I〃
  〃Well; WHAT do you think; Mr。 Shoreham?〃 asked Mrs。 Monson;
  smiling; for she saw that Julia was too much mortified to speak; and
  who assumed more than half the blame of her own daughter's
  extravagance。 〃You were about to favor us with some magnificent
  resolution。〃
  〃I was about to utter an impertinence; I confess; ma'am; but recollected
  in time; that young men's protestations of what THEY would do by way
  of reforming the world; is not of half the importance to others that they
  so often fancy; so I shall spare you the infliction。 Seventy…five dollars;
  Mademoiselle Hennequin; would be a high price for such a thing; even
  in Paris; I fancy。〃
  The answer was given in imperfect English; a circumstance that
  rendered the sweet round tones of the speaker very agreeable to the
  ear; and lent the charm of piquancy to what she said。 I could not
  distinguish countenances from the drawer; but I fancied young
  Shoreham to be a handsome youth; the governess to be pale and
  slightly ugly; though very agreeable in manner; and Julia excessively
  embarrassed; but determined to defend her purchase; should it become
  necessary。
  〃Seventy…five dollars sound like a high price; monsieur;〃 answered
  Mademoiselle Hennequin; 〃but the ladies of Paris do not grudge their
  gold for ornaments to decorate their persons。〃
  〃Ay;〃 put in John Monson; 〃but they are consistent。 Now I'll engage this
  Mrs。 Hundredacres; or Halfacre; or whatever her name may be;
  overlooked her own household work; kept no housekeeper; higgled
  about flour and butter; and lived half her time in her basement。 Think of
  such a woman's giving her daughter a hundred…dollar pocket…
  handkerchief。〃
  Now Mrs。 Monson DID keep a housekeeper; she was NOT a mere
  upper…servant in her own family; and Julia was gratified that; in this
  instance; her fastidious brother could not reproach HER at least。
  〃Well; Jack; that is a queer reason of yours;〃 cried the father; 〃for not
  indulging in a luxury; because the good woman is careful in some things;
  she is not to be a little extravagant in others。 What do YOU say to such
  logic; Mr。 Shoreham?〃
  〃To own the truth; sir; I am much of Monson's way of thinking。 It is as
  necessary to begin at the bottom in constructing a scheme of domestic
  refinement; as in building a house。 Fitness is entitled to a place in every
  thing that relates to taste; at all events; and as a laced and embroidered
  pocket…handkerchief is altogether for appearance; it becomes necessary
  that other things should be in keeping。 If the ladies will excuse me; I will
  say that I never yet saw a woman in America; in a sufficiently high dress
  to justify such an appendage as that which Monson has just mentioned。
  The handkerchief ought not to cost more than the rest of the toilette。〃
  〃It is true; Mr。 Shoreham;〃 put in Julia; with vivacity; if not with spirit;
  〃that our women do not dress as women of rank sometimes dress in
  Europe; but; on the whole; I do not know that we are so much behind
  them in appearance。〃
  〃Very far from it; my dear Miss Monsonas far as possibleI am the
  last man to decry my beautiful countrywomen; who are second to no
  others in appearance; certainly; if they do not dress as richly; it is
  because they do not need it。 Mademoiselle Hennequin has no reason to
  deprecate comparisonsandbut〃
  〃Certainly;〃 answered the governess; when she found the young man
  hesitated about proceeding; 〃certainly; I am not so bigoted; or so blind;
  as to wish to deny that the American ladies are very handsome
  handsomer; as a whole; than those of my own country。 It would be idle
  to deny itso are those of England and Italy。〃
  〃This is being very liberal; Mademoiselle Hennequin; and more than you
  are required to admit;〃 observed Mrs。 Monson; in the kindest possible
  tone of voice; and I make no manner of doubt with a most benevolent
  smile; though I could not see her。 〃Some of the most brilliantly beautiful
  women I have ever seen; have been Frenchperhaps the MOST
  brilliantly beautiful。〃
  〃That is true; also; madame; but such is not the rule; I think。 Both the
  English and Americans seem to me handsomer; as a whole; than my
  own countrywomen。〃 Now; nothing could be sweeter; or softer; or
  gentler; than the voice that made this great concessionfor great it
  certainly was; as coming from a woman。 It appeared to me that the
  admission; too; was more than commonly generous; from the
  circumstance that the governess was not particularly pretty in her own
  person。 It is true; I had not yet seen her; but my mesmeritic impulses
  induced me to fancy as much。
  〃What say the YOUNG gentlemen to th