第 40 节
作者:恐龙王      更新:2021-03-08 19:21      字数:9322
  dead; she divined the truth; and determined to be revenged。  So;
  she went up to Captain Murderer's house; and knocked at the knocker
  and pulled at the bell; and when the Captain came to the door;
  said:  'Dear Captain Murderer; marry me next; for I always loved
  you and was jealous of my sister。'  The Captain took it as a
  compliment; and made a polite answer; and the marriage was quickly
  arranged。  On the night before it; the bride again climbed to his
  window; and again saw him having his teeth filed sharp。  At this
  sight she laughed such a terrible laugh at the chink in the
  shutter; that the Captain's blood curdled; and he said:  'I hope
  nothing has disagreed with me!'  At that; she laughed again; a
  still more terrible laugh; and the shutter was opened and search
  made; but she was nimbly gone; and there was no one。  Next day they
  went to church in a coach and twelve; and were married。  And that
  day month; she rolled the pie…crust out; and Captain Murderer cut
  her head off; and chopped her in pieces; and peppered her; and
  salted her; and put her in the pie; and sent it to the baker's; and
  ate it all; and picked the bones。
  But before she began to roll out the paste she had taken a deadly
  poison of a most awful character; distilled from toads' eyes and
  spiders' knees; and Captain Murderer had hardly picked her last
  bone; when he began to swell; and to turn blue; and to be all over
  spots; and to scream。  And he went on swelling and turning bluer;
  and being more all over spots and screaming; until he reached from
  floor to ceiling and from wall to wall; and then; at one o'clock in
  the morning; he blew up with a loud explosion。  At the sound of it;
  all the milk…white horses in the stables broke their halters and
  went mad; and then they galloped over everybody in Captain
  Murderer's house (beginning with the family blacksmith who had
  filed his teeth) until the whole were dead; and then they galloped
  away。
  Hundreds of times did I hear this legend of Captain Murderer; in my
  early youth; and added hundreds of times was there a mental
  compulsion upon me in bed; to peep in at his window as the dark
  twin peeped; and to revisit his horrible house; and look at him in
  his blue and spotty and screaming stage; as he reached from floor
  to ceiling and from wall to wall。  The young woman who brought me
  acquainted with Captain Murderer had a fiendish enjoyment of my
  terrors; and used to begin; I remember … as a sort of introductory
  overture … by clawing the air with both hands; and uttering a long
  low hollow groan。  So acutely did I suffer from this ceremony in
  combination with this infernal Captain; that I sometimes used to
  plead I thought I was hardly strong enough and old enough to hear
  the story again just yet。  But; she never spared me one word of it;
  and indeed commanded the awful chalice to my lips as the only
  preservative known to science against 'The Black Cat' … a weird and
  glaring…eyed supernatural Tom; who was reputed to prowl about the
  world by night; sucking the breath of infancy; and who was endowed
  with a special thirst (as I was given to understand) for mine。
  This female bard … may she have been repaid my debt of obligation
  to her in the matter of nightmares and perspirations! … reappears
  in my memory as the daughter of a shipwright。  Her name was Mercy;
  though she had none on me。  There was something of a shipbuilding
  flavour in the following story。  As it always recurs to me in a
  vague association with calomel pills; I believe it to have been
  reserved for dull nights when I was low with medicine。
  There was once a shipwright; and he wrought in a Government Yard;
  and his name was Chips。  And his father's name before him was
  Chips; and HIS father's name before HIM was Chips; and they were
  all Chipses。  And Chips the father had sold himself to the Devil
  for an iron pot and a bushel of tenpenny nails and half a ton of
  copper and a rat that could speak; and Chips the grandfather had
  sold himself to the Devil for an iron pot and a bushel of tenpenny
  nails and half a ton of copper and a rat that could speak; and
  Chips the great…grandfather had disposed of himself in the same
  direction on the same terms; and the bargain had run in the family
  for a long; long time。  So; one day; when young Chips was at work
  in the Dock Slip all alone; down in the dark hold of an old
  Seventy…four that was haled up for repairs; the Devil presented
  himself; and remarked:
  'A Lemon has pips;
  And a Yard has ships;
  And I'll have Chips!'
  (I don't know why; but this fact of the Devil's expressing himself
  in rhyme was peculiarly trying to me。)  Chips looked up when he
  heard the words; and there he saw the Devil with saucer eyes that
  squinted on a terrible great scale; and that struck out sparks of
  blue fire continually。  And whenever he winked his eyes; showers of
  blue sparks came out; and his eyelashes made a clattering like
  flints and steels striking lights。  And hanging over one of his
  arms by the handle was an iron pot; and under that arm was a bushel
  of tenpenny nails; and under his other arm was half a ton of
  copper; and sitting on one of his shoulders was a rat that could
  speak。  So; the Devil said again:
  'A Lemon has pips;
  And a Yard has ships;
  And I'll have Chips!'
  (The invariable effect of this alarming tautology on the part of
  the Evil Spirit was to deprive me of my senses for some moments。)
  So; Chips answered never a word; but went on with his work。  'What
  are you doing; Chips?' said the rat that could speak。  'I am
  putting in new planks where you and your gang have eaten old away;'
  said Chips。  'But we'll eat them too;' said the rat that could
  speak; 'and we'll let in the water and drown the crew; and we'll
  eat them too。'  Chips; being only a shipwright; and not a Man…of…
  war's man; said; 'You are welcome to it。'  But he couldn't keep his
  eyes off the half a ton of copper or the bushel of tenpenny nails;
  for nails and copper are a shipwright's sweethearts; and
  shipwrights will run away with them whenever they can。  So; the
  Devil said; 'I see what you are looking at; Chips。  You had better
  strike the bargain。  You know the terms。  Your father before you
  was well acquainted with them; and so were your grandfather and
  great…grandfather before him。'  Says Chips; 'I like the copper; and
  I like the nails; and I don't mind the pot; but I don't like the
  rat。'  Says the Devil; fiercely; 'You can't have the metal without
  him … and HE'S a curiosity。  I'm going。'  Chips; afraid of losing
  the half a ton of copper and the bushel of nails; then said; 'Give
  us hold!'  So; he got the copper and the nails and the pot and the
  rat that could speak; and the Devil vanished。  Chips sold the
  copper; and he sold the nails; and he would have sold the pot; but
  whenever he offered it for sale; the rat was in it; and the dealers
  dropped it; and would have nothing to say to the bargain。  So;
  Chips resolved to kill the rat; and; being at work in the Yard one
  day with a great kettle of hot pitch on one side of him and the
  iron pot with the rat in it on the other; he turned the scalding
  pitch into the pot; and filled it full。  Then; he kept his eye upon
  it till it cooled and hardened; and then he let it stand for twenty
  days; and then he heated the pitch again and turned it back into
  the kettle; and then he sank the pot in water for twenty days more;
  and then he got the smelters to put it in the furnace for twenty
  days more; and then they gave it him out; red hot; and looking like
  red…hot glass instead of iron…yet there was the rat in it; just the
  same as ever!  And the moment it caught his eye; it said with a
  jeer:
  'A Lemon has pips;
  And a Yard has ships;
  And I'll have Chips!'
  (For this Refrain I had waited since its last appearance; with
  inexpressible horror; which now culminated。)  Chips now felt
  certain in his own mind that the rat would stick to him; the rat;
  answering his thought; said; 'I will … like pitch!'
  Now; as the rat leaped out of the pot when it had spoken; and made
  off; Chips began to hope that it wouldn't keep its word。  But; a
  terrible thing happened next day。  For; when dinner…time came; and
  the Dock…bell rang to strike work; he put his rule into the long
  pocket at the side of his trousers; and there he found a rat … not
  that rat; but another rat。  And in his hat; he found another; and
  in his pocket…handkerchief; another; and in the sleeves of his
  coat; when he pulled it on to go to dinner; two more。  And from
  that time he found himself so frightfully intimate with all the
  rats in the Yard; that they climbed up his legs when he was at
  work; and sat on his tools while he used them。  And they could all
  speak to one another; and he understood what they said。  And they
  got into his lodging; and into his bed; and into his teapot; and
  into his beer; and into his boots。  And he was going to be ma