第 26 节
作者:恐龙王      更新:2021-03-08 19:21      字数:9322
  him to lean against posts and look at him; and forces him to
  neglect work for him; and keeps him under rigid coercion。  I once
  knew a fancy terrier who kept a gentleman … a gentleman who had
  been brought up at Oxford; too。  The dog kept the gentleman
  entirely for his glorification; and the gentleman never talked
  about anything but the terrier。  This; however; was not in a shy
  neighbourhood; and is a digression consequently。
  There are a great many dogs in shy neighbourhoods; who keep boys。
  I have my eye on a mongrel in Somerstown who keeps three boys。  He
  feigns that he can bring down sparrows; and unburrow rats (he can
  do neither); and he takes the boys out on sporting pretences into
  all sorts of suburban fields。  He has likewise made them believe
  that he possesses some mysterious knowledge of the art of fishing;
  and they consider themselves incompletely equipped for the
  Hampstead ponds; with a pickle…jar and wide…mouthed bottle; unless
  he is with them and barking tremendously。  There is a dog residing
  in the Borough of Southwark who keeps a blind man。  He may be seen;
  most days; in Oxford…street; haling the blind man away on
  expeditions wholly uncontemplated by; and unintelligible to; the
  man:  wholly of the dog's conception and execution。  Contrariwise;
  when the man has projects; the dog will sit down in a crowded
  thoroughfare and meditate。  I saw him yesterday; wearing the money…
  tray like an easy collar; instead of offering it to the public;
  taking the man against his will; on the invitation of a
  disreputable cur; apparently to visit a dog at Harrow … he was so
  intent on that direction。  The north wall of Burlington House
  Gardens; between the Arcade and the Albany; offers a shy spot for
  appointments among blind men at about two or three o'clock in the
  afternoon。  They sit (very uncomfortably) on a sloping stone there;
  and compare notes。  Their dogs may always be observed at the same
  time; openly disparaging the men they keep; to one another; and
  settling where they shall respectively take their men when they
  begin to move again。  At a small butcher's; in a shy neighbourhood
  (there is no reason for suppressing the name; it is by Notting…
  hill; and gives upon the district called the Potteries); I know a
  shaggy black and white dog who keeps a drover。  He is a dog of an
  easy disposition; and too frequently allows this drover to get
  drunk。  On these occasions; it is the dog's custom to sit outside
  the public…house; keeping his eye on a few sheep; and thinking。  I
  have seen him with six sheep; plainly casting up in his mind how
  many he began with when he left the market; and at what places he
  has left the rest。  I have seen him perplexed by not being able to
  account to himself for certain particular sheep。  A light has
  gradually broken on him; he has remembered at what butcher's he
  left them; and in a burst of grave satisfaction has caught a fly
  off his nose; and shown himself much relieved。  If I could at any
  time have doubted the fact that it was he who kept the drover; and
  not the drover who kept him; it would have been abundantly proved
  by his way of taking undivided charge of the six sheep; when the
  drover came out besmeared with red ochre and beer; and gave him
  wrong directions; which he calmly disregarded。  He has taken the
  sheep entirely into his own hands; has merely remarked with
  respectful firmness; 'That instruction would place them under an
  omnibus; you had better confine your attention to yourself … you
  will want it all;' and has driven his charge away; with an
  intelligence of ears and tail; and a knowledge of business; that
  has left his lout of a man very; very far behind。
  As the dogs of shy neighbourhoods usually betray a slinking
  consciousness of being in poor circumstances … for the most part
  manifested in an aspect of anxiety; an awkwardness in their play;
  and a misgiving that somebody is going to harness them to
  something; to pick up a living … so the cats of shy neighbourhoods
  exhibit a strong tendency to relapse into barbarism。  Not only are
  they made selfishly ferocious by ruminating on the surplus
  population around them; and on the densely crowded state of all the
  avenues to cat's meat; not only is there a moral and politico…
  economical haggardness in them; traceable to these reflections; but
  they evince a physical deterioration。  Their linen is not clean;
  and is wretchedly got up; their black turns rusty; like old
  mourning; they wear very indifferent fur; and take to the shabbiest
  cotton velvet; instead of silk velvet。  I am on terms of
  recognition with several small streets of cats; about the Obelisk
  in Saint George's Fields; and also in the vicinity of Clerkenwell…
  green; and also in the back settlements of Drury…lane。  In
  appearance; they are very like the women among whom they live。
  They seem to turn out of their unwholesome beds into the street;
  without any preparation。  They leave their young families to
  stagger about the gutters; unassisted; while they frouzily quarrel
  and swear and scratch and spit; at street corners。  In particular;
  I remark that when they are about to increase their families (an
  event of frequent recurrence) the resemblance is strongly expressed
  in a certain dusty dowdiness; down…at…heel self…neglect; and
  general giving up of things。  I cannot honestly report that I have
  ever seen a feline matron of this class washing her face when in an
  interesting condition。
  Not to prolong these notes of uncommercial travel among the lower
  animals of shy neighbourhoods; by dwelling at length upon the
  exasperated moodiness of the tom…cats; and their resemblance in
  many respects to a man and a brother; I will come to a close with a
  word on the fowls of the same localities。
  That anything born of an egg and invested with wings; should have
  got to the pass that it hops contentedly down a ladder into a
  cellar; and calls THAT going home; is a circumstance so amazing as
  to leave one nothing more in this connexion to wonder at。
  Otherwise I might wonder at the completeness with which these fowls
  have become separated from all the birds of the air … have taken to
  grovelling in bricks and mortar and mud … have forgotten all about
  live trees; and make roosting…places of shop…boards; barrows;
  oyster…tubs; bulk…heads; and door…scrapers。  I wonder at nothing
  concerning them; and take them as they are。  I accept as products
  of Nature and things of course; a reduced Bantam family of my
  acquaintance in the Hackney…road; who are incessantly at the
  pawnbroker's。  I cannot say that they enjoy themselves; for they
  are of a melancholy temperament; but what enjoyment they are
  capable of; they derive from crowding together in the pawnbroker's
  side…entry。  Here; they are always to be found in a feeble flutter;
  as if they were newly come down in the world; and were afraid of
  being identified。  I know a low fellow; originally of a good family
  from Dorking; who takes his whole establishment of wives; in single
  file; in at the door of the jug Department of a disorderly tavern
  near the Haymarket; manoeuvres them among the company's legs;
  emerges with them at the Bottle Entrance; and so passes his life:
  seldom; in the season; going to bed before two in the morning。
  Over Waterloo…bridge; there is a shabby old speckled couple (they
  belong to the wooden French…bedstead; washing…stand; and towel…
  horse…making trade); who are always trying to get in at the door of
  a chapel。  Whether the old lady; under a delusion reminding one of
  Mrs。 Southcott; has an idea of entrusting an egg to that particular
  denomination; or merely understands that she has no business in the
  building and is consequently frantic to enter it; I cannot
  determine; but she is constantly endeavouring to undermine the
  principal door:  while her partner; who is infirm upon his legs;
  walks up and down; encouraging her and defying the Universe。  But;
  the family I have been best acquainted with; since the removal from
  this trying sphere of a Chinese circle at Brentford; reside in the
  densest part of Bethnal…green。  Their abstraction from the objects
  among which they live; or rather their conviction that those
  objects have all come into existence in express subservience to
  fowls; has so enchanted me; that I have made them the subject of
  many journeys at divers hours。  After careful observation of the
  two lords and the ten ladies of whom this family consists; I have
  come to the conclusion that their opinions are represented by the
  leading lord and leading lady:  the latter; as I judge; an aged
  personage; afflicted with a paucity of feather and visibility of
  quill; that gives her the appearance of a bundle of office pens。
  When a railway goods van that would crush an elephant comes round
  the corner; tearing over these fowls; they emerge unharmed from
  under the horses; perfectly satisfied that the whole rush was a
  passing property in the air; which may have left s