Straudenheim；　a　dealer　in　money；　a　diamond　merchant；　or　what？
  Below　Straudenheim；　at　a　window　on　the　first　floor；　sat　his
  housekeeper　…　far　from　young；　but　of　a　comely　presence；　suggestive
  of　a　well…matured　foot　and　ankle。　　She　was　cheerily　dressed；　had　a
  fan　in　her　hand；　and　wore　large　gold　earrings　and　a　large　gold
  cross。　　She　would　have　been　out　holiday…making　（as　I　settled　it）
  but　for　the　pestilent　rain。　　Strasbourg　had　given　up　holiday…making
  for　that　once；　as　a　bad　job；　because　the　rain　was　jerking　in　gushes
  out　of　the　old　roof…spouts；　and　running　in　a　brook　down　the　middle
  of　the　street。　　The　housekeeper；　her　arms　folded　on　her　bosom　and
  her　fan　tapping　her　chin；　was　bright　and　smiling　at　her　open
  window；　but　otherwise　Straudenheim's　house　front　was　very　dreary。
  The　housekeeper's　was　the　only　open　window　in　it；　Straudenheim　kept
  himself　close；　though　it　was　a　sultry　evening　when　air　is　pleasant；
  and　though　the　rain　had　brought　into　the　town　that　vague　refreshing
  smell　of　grass　which　rain　does　bring　in　the　summer…time。
  The　dim　appearance　of　a　man　at　Straudenheim's　shoulder；　inspired　me
  with　a　misgiving　that　somebody　had　come　to　murder　that　flourishing
  merchant　for　the　wealth　with　which　I　had　handsomely　endowed　him：
  the　rather；　as　it　was　an　excited　man；　lean　and　long　of　figure；　and
  evidently　stealthy　of　foot。　　But；　he　conferred　with　Straudenheim
  instead　of　doing　him　a　mortal　injury；　and　then　they　both　softly
  opened　the　other　window　of　that　room　…　which　was　immediately　over
  the　housekeeper's　…　and　tried　to　see　her　by　looking　down。　　And　my
  opinion　of　Straudenheim　was　much　lowered　when　I　saw　that　eminent
  citizen　spit　out　of　window；　clearly　with　the　hope　of　spitting　on
  the　housekeeper。
  The　unconscious　housekeeper　fanned　herself；　tossed　her　head；　and
  laughed。　　Though　unconscious　of　Straudenheim；　she　was　conscious　of
  somebody　else　…　of　me？　…　there　was　nobody　else。
  After　leaning　so　far　out　of　the　window；　that　I　confidently　expected
  to　see　their　heels　tilt　up；　Straudenheim　and　the　lean　man　drew
  their　heads　in　and　shut　the　window。　　Presently；　the　house　door
  secretly　opened；　and　they　slowly　and　spitefully　crept　forth　into
  the　pouring　rain。　　They　were　coming　over　to　me　（I　thought）　to
  demand　satisfaction　for　my　looking　at　the　housekeeper；　when　they
  plunged　into　a　recess　in　the　architecture　under　my　window　and
  dragged　out　the　puniest　of　little　soldiers；　begirt　with　the　most
  innocent　of　little　swords。　　The　tall　glazed　head…dress　of　this
  warrior；　Straudenheim　instantly　knocked　off；　and　out　of　it　fell　two
  sugar…sticks；　and　three　or　four　large　lumps　of　sugar。
  The　warrior　made　no　effort　to　recover　his　property　or　to　pick　up
  his　shako；　but　looked　with　an　expression　of　attention　at
  Straudenheim　when　he　kicked　him　five　times；　and　also　at　the　lean
  man　when　HE　kicked　him　five　times；　and　again　at　Straudenheim　when
  he　tore　the　breast　of　his　（the　warrior's）　little　coat　open；　and
  shook　all　his　ten　fingers　in　his　face；　as　if　they　were　ten
  thousand。　　When　these　outrages　had　been　committed；　Straudenheim　and
  his　man　went　into　the　house　again　and　barred　the　door。　　A　wonderful
  circumstance　was；　that　the　housekeeper　who　saw　it　all　（and　who
  could　have　taken　six　such　warriors　to　her　buxom　bosom　at　once）；
  only　fanned　herself　and　laughed　as　she　had　laughed　before；　and
  seemed　to　have　no　opinion　about　it；　one　way　or　other。
  But；　the　chief　effect　of　the　drama　was　the　remarkable　vengeance
  taken　by　the　little　warrior。　　Left　alone　in　the　rain；　he　picked　up
  his　shako；　put　it　on；　all　wet　and　dirty　as　it　was；　retired　into　a
  court；　of　which　Straudenheim's　house　formed　the　corner；　wheeled
  about；　and　bringing　his　two　forefingers　close　to　the　top　of　his
  nose；　rubbed　them　over　one　another；　cross…wise；　in　derision；
  defiance；　and　contempt　of　Straudenheim。　　Although　Straudenheim
  could　not　possibly　be　supposed　to　be　conscious　of　this　strange
  proceeding；　it　so　inflated　and　comforted　the　little　warrior's　soul；
  that　twice　he　went　away；　and　twice　came　back　into　the　court　to
  repeat　it；　as　though　it　must　goad　his　enemy　to　madness。　　Not　only
  that；　but　he　afterwards　came　back　with　two　other　small　warriors；
  and　they　all　three　did　it　together。　　Not　only　that　…　as　I　live　to
  tell　the　tale！　…　but　just　as　it　was　falling　quite　dark；　the　three
  came　back；　bringing　with　them　a　huge　bearded　Sapper；　whom　they
  moved；　by　recital　of　the　original　wrong；　to　go　through　the　same
  performance；　with　the　same　complete　absence　of　all　possible
  knowledge　of　it　on　the　part　of　Straudenheim。　　And　then　they　all
  went　away；　arm　in　arm；　singing。
  I　went　away　too；　in　the　German　chariot　at　sunrise；　and　rattled　on；
  day　after　day；　like　one　in　a　sweet　dream；　with　so　many　clear　little
  bells　on　the　harness　of　the　horses；　that　the　nursery　rhyme　about
  Banbury　Cross　and　the　venerable　lady　who　rode　in　state　there；　was
  always　in　my　ears。　　And　now　I　came　to　the　land　of　wooden　houses；
  innocent　cakes；　thin　butter　soup；　and　spotless　little　inn　bedrooms
  with　a　family　likeness　to　Dairies。　　And　now　the　Swiss　marksmen　were
  for　ever　rifle…shooting　at　marks　across　gorges；　so　exceedingly　near
  my　ear；　that　I　felt　like　a　new　Gesler　in　a　Canton　of　Tells；　and
  went　in　highly…deserved　danger　of　my　tyrannical　life。　　The　prizes
  at　these　shootings；　were　watches；　smart　handkerchiefs；　hats；
  spoons；　and　（above　all）　tea…trays；　and　at　these　contests　I　came
  upon　a　more　than　usually　accomplished　and　amiable　countryman　of　my
  own；　who　had　shot　himself　deaf　in　whole　years　of　competition；　and
  had　won　so　many　tea…trays　that　he　went　about　the　country　with　his
  carriage　full　of　them；　like　a　glorified　Cheap…Jack。
  In　the　mountain…country　into　which　I　had　now　travelled；　a　yoke　of
  oxen　were　sometimes　hooked　on　before　the　post…horses；　and　I　went
  lumbering　up；　up；　up；　through　mist　and　rain；　with　the　roar　of
  falling　water　for　change　of　music。　　Of　a　sudden；　mist　and　rain
  would　clear　away；　and　I　would　come　down　into　picturesque　little
  towns　with　gleaming　spires　and　odd　towers；　and　would　stroll　afoot
  into　market…places　in　steep　winding　streets；　where　a　hundred　women
  in　bodices；　sold　eggs　and　honey；　butter　and　fruit；　and　suckled
  their　children　as　they　sat　by　their　clean　baskets；　and　had　such
  enormous　goitres　（or　glandular　swellings　in　the　throat）　that　it
  became　a　science　to　know　where　the　nurse　ended　and　the　child　began。
  About　this　time；　I　deserted　my　German　chariot　for　the　back　of　a
  mule　（in　colour　and　consistency　so　very　like　a　dusty　old　hair　trunk
  I　once　had　at　school；　that　I　half　expected　to　see　my　initials　in
  brass…headed　nails　on　his　backbone）；　and　went　up　a　thousand　rugged
  ways；　and　looked　down　at　a　thousand　woods　of　fir　and　pine；　and
  would　on　the　whole　have　preferred　my　mule's　keeping　a　little　nearer
  to　the　inside；　and　not　usually　travelling　with　a　hoof　or　two　over
  the　precipice　…　though　much　consoled　by　explanation　that　this　was
  to　be　attributed　to　his　great　sagacity；　by　reason　of　his　carrying
  broad　loads　of　wood　at　other　times；　and　not　being　clear　but　that　I
  myself　belonged　to　that　station　of　life；　and　required　as　much　room
  as　they。　　He　brought　me　safely；　in　his　own　wise　way；　among　the
  passes　of　the　Alps；　and　here　I　enjoyed　a　dozen　climates　a　day；
  being　now　（like　Don　Quixote　on　the　back　of　the　wooden　horse）　in　the
  region　of　wind；　now　in　the　region　of　fire；　now　in　the　region　of
  unmelting　ice　and　snow。　　Here；　I　passed　over　trembling　domes　of
  ice；　beneath　which　the　cataract　was　roaring；　and　here　was　received
  under　arches　of　icicles；　of　unspeakable　beauty；　and　here　the　sweet
  air　was　so　bracing　and　so　light；　that　at　halting…times　I　rolled　in
  the　snow　when　I　saw　my　mule　do　it；　thinking　that　he　must　know　best。
  At　this　part　of　the　journey　we　would　come；　at　mid…day；　into　half　an
  hour's　thaw：　　when　the　rough　mountain　inn　would　be　found　on　an
  island　of　deep　mud　in　a　sea　of　snow；　while　the　baiting　strings　of
  mules；　and　the　carts　full　of　casks　and　bales；　which　had　been　in　an
  Arctic　condition　a　mile　off；　would　steam　again。　　By　such　ways　and
  means；　I　would　come　to　the　cluster　of　chalets　where　I　had　to　turn
  out　of　the　track　to　see　the　waterfall；　and　then；　uttering　a　howl
  like　a　young　giant；　on　espying　a　traveller　…　in　other　words；
  something　to　eat　…　coming　up　the　steep；　the　idiot　lying　on　the
  wood…pile　who　sunned　himself　and　nursed　his　goitre；　would　rouse　the
  woman…guide　within　the　hut；　who　would　stream　out　hastily；　throwing
  her　child　over　one　of　her　shoulders　and　her　goitre　over　the　other；
  as　she　came　along。　　I　slept　at　religious　houses；　and　bleak　refuges
  of　many　kinds；　on　this　journey；　and　by　the　stove　at　night　heard
  stories　of　travellers　who　had　perished　within　call；　in　wreaths　and
  drifts　of　snow。　　One　night　the　stove　within；　and　the　cold　outside；
  awakened　childish　associations　long　forgotten；　and　I　dreamed　I　was
  in　Russia　…　the　identical　serf　out　of　a　picture…book　I　had；　before
  I　could　read　it　for　myself　…　and　that　I　was　going　to　be　knouted　by
  a　nobl