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作者:青涩春天      更新:2021-02-27 02:38      字数:9321
  appreciably more than the homiletical university executives
  alluded to above; and their understudies; while it is also not
  strictly inclusive of all these executives。 There is indeed a
  fairly obvious contingent comes in from among those minor
  politicians and clergymen who crave the benefit of an inoffensive
  notoriety; and who are at the same time solicitous to keep their
  fellow…men in mind of the unforgotten commonplaces。 One will
  necessarily have misgivings about putting forward a new technical
  term for adoption into a vocabulary that is already top…heavy
  with technical innovations。 〃Philandropist〃 has been suggested。
  It is not a large innovation; and it has the merit of being
  obviously self…explanatory。 At the same time its phonetic
  resemblance to an older term; already well accepted in the
  language; should recommend it to the members of the craft whom it
  is designed to signalize; and with whom phonetic considerations
  are habitually allowed weight。 The purists will doubtless find
  〃philandropist〃 a barbarism; but that is an infirmity that has
  attached to many technical designations at their inception;
  without permanently hindering their acceptance and
  serviceability; it is also not wholly unfitting that the term
  chosen should be of such a character。
  8。      〃The time has come; the walrus said;
  To talk of many things。〃
  Within the last few years one of the more illustrious and fluent
  of the captains of erudition hit upon the expedient of having a
  trusted locum tenens appointed to take over the functions of the
  home office for a term of years; while the captain himself 〃takes
  the road〃  on an appreciably augmented salary  to speak his
  mind eloquently on many topics。 The device can; however; scarcely
  yet be said to have passed the experimental phase。 This
  illustrious exponent of philandropism commands an extraordinary
  range of homily and is a raconteur of quite exceptional merit;
  and a device that commends itself in this special case;
  therefore; may or may not prove a feasible plan in general and
  ordinary usage。 But in any case it indicates a felt need of some
  measure of relief; such as will enable the run of presidential
  speech to gain a little something in amplitude and frequency。
  9。 So; e。g。; a certain notably self…possessed and energetic
  captain of erudition has been in the habit of repeating (〃on the
  spur of the moment〃) a homily on one of the staple Christian
  virtues。
  10。 These resulting canons of blameless anility will react on the
  character of the academic personnel in a two…fold way: negatively
  and by indirection they work out in an (uncertain but effectual)
  selective elimination of such persons as are worth while in point
  of scholarship and initiative; while positively and by direct
  incitement it results that the tribe of Lo Basswood has been
  elected to fill the staff with vacancy。
  At the same time the case is not unknown; nor is it
  altogether a chance occurrence; where such an executive with
  plenary powers; driven to uncommonly fatuous lengths by this
  calculus of expedient notoriety; and intent on putting a needed
  patch on the seat of his honour; has endeavoured to save some
  remnant of good…will among his academic acquaintance by
  protesting; in strict and confidential privacy; that his course
  of action taken in conformity with these canons was taken for the
  sake of popular effect; and not because he did not know better。
  apparently having by familiar use come to the persuasion that a
  knave is more to be esteemed than a fool; and overlooking the
  great ease with which he has been able to combine the two
  characters。
  11。 In all fairness it should be noted; as a caution against
  hasty conclusions; that in both of these cases this initial
  scholarly intention has been questioned  or denied  by men
  well informed as to the later state of things in either of the
  two universities in question。 And it may as well be admitted
  without much reservation that the later state of things has
  carried no broad hint of an initial phase in the life…history of
  these schools; in which ideals of scholarship were given first
  consideration。 Yet it is to be taken as unequivocal fact that
  such was the case; in both instances; this is known as an assured
  matter of memory by men competent to speak from familiar
  acquaintance with the relevant facts at the time。 In both cases;
  it is only in the outcome; only after the pressure of
  circumstances has had time to act; that a rounded meretricious
  policy has taken effect。 What has misled hasty and late…come
  observers in this matter is the relatively very brief
  inconspicuously brief  time interval during which it was found
  practicable to let the academic policy be guided primarily by
  scholarly ideals。
  12。 As a commentary on the force of circumstances and the
  academic value of the executive office; it is worth noting that;
  in the case cited; an administration guided by a forceful;
  ingenious and intrepid personality; initially imbued with
  scholarly ideals of a sort; has run a course of scarcely
  interrupted academic decay; while the succeeding reign of astute
  vacuity and quietism as touches all matters of scholarship and
  science has; on the whole; and to date; left the university in an
  increasingly hopeful posture as a seminary of the higher
  learning。 All of which would appear to suggest a parallel with
  the classic instance of King Stork and King Log; Indeed; at the
  period of the succession alluded to; the case of these fabled
  majesties was specifically called to mind by one and another of
  the academic staff。 It would appear that the academic staff will
  take care of its ostensible work with better effect the less
  effectually its members are interfered with and suborned by an
  enterprising captain of erudition。
  13。 There is a word to add; as to the measure of success achieved
  by these enterprises along their chosen lines of endeavour。 Both
  of the establishments spoken of are schools of some value in many
  directions; and both have also achieved a large reputation among
  the laity。 Indeed; the captains under whose management the two
  schools have perforce carried on their work; are commonly held in
  considerable esteem as having achieved great things。 There is no
  desire here to understate the case; but it should be worth
  noting; as bearing on the use and academic value of the
  presidential office; that the disposal of very large means
  means of unexampled magnitude  has gone to this achievement。 A
  consideration of these results; whether in point of scholarship
  or of notoriety; as compared with the means which the captains
  have disposed of; will leave one in doubt。 It should seem
  doubtful if the results could have been less excellent or less
  striking; given the free disposal of an endowment of 20 or 30
  millions; and upward; even under the undistinguished and
  uneventful management of commonplace honesty and academic
  traditions without the guidance of a 〃strong man。〃 It is; indeed;
  not easy to believe that less could have been achieved without
  the captain's help。 There is also evidence to hand that the loss
  of the 〃strong man〃 has entailed no sensible loss either in the
  efficiency or in the good repute of the academic establishment;
  rather the reverse。
  14。 Within the precincts; it is not unusual to meet with a
  harsher and more personal note of appraisal of what are rated as
  the frailties of the executive。 There are many expressions to be
  met with; touching this matter; of a colloquial turn。 These will
  commonly have something of an underbred air; as may happen in
  unguarded colloquial speech; but if it be kept in mind that their
  personal incidence is duly to be read out of them; their tenor
  may yet be instructive; and their scant elegance may be
  over…looked for once; in view of that certain candour that is
  scarcely to be had without a colloquial turn。 They should serve
  better than many elaborate phrases to throw into relief the kind
  and measure of esteem accorded these mature incumbents of
  executive office by the men who assist behind the scenes。 So; in
  bold but intelligible metaphor; one hears; 〃He is a large person
  full of small potatoes;〃 〃The only white thing about him is his
  liver;〃 〃Half…a…peck of pusillanimity;〃 〃A four…flusher。〃
  Something after this kind is this aphoristic wisdom current in
  the academic