第 32 节
作者:连过十一人      更新:2021-02-27 02:16      字数:9320
  of rent money; concerning whom experience had made
  her wise?  With a sense of his ineligibility growing
  within her there was mingled a torturing conviction
  that his personality was becoming more pleasing to
  her day by day。  And why had he left her to dine
  alone?
  But here he was coming again; now coatless; his
  snowy shirt…sleeves rolled high above his Jeffries…
  onian elbows; a white yachting cap perched upon his
  jetty curls。
  〃'Tonio!  'Tonio!〃 shouted many; and 〃The
  spaghetti!  The spaghetti!〃 shouted the rest。
  Never at 'Tonio's did a waiter dare to serve a dish
  of spaghetti until 'Tonio came to test it; to prove the
  sauce and add the needful dash of seasoning that
  gave it perfection。
  From table to table moved 'Tonio; like a prince in
  his palace; greeting his guests。  White; jewelled
  bands signalled him from every side。
  A glass of wine with this one and that; smiles for
  all; a jest and repartee for any that might challenge
  truly few princes could be so agreeable a host!
  And what artist could ask for further appreciation
  of his handiwork?  Katy did not know that the
  proudest consummation of a New Yorker's ambition
  is to shake bands with a spaghetti chef or to receive
  a nod from a Broadway head…waiter。
  At last the company thinned; leaving' but a few
  couples and quartettes lingering over new wine and
  old stories。  And then came Mr。 Brunelli to Katy's
  secluded table; and drew a chair close to hers。
  Katy smiled at him dreamily。  She was eating the
  last spoonful of a raspberry roll with Burgundy
  sauce。
  〃You have seen!〃 said Mr。 Brunelli; laying one
  hand upon his collar bone。  〃I am Antonio Brunelli!
  Yes; I am the great 'Tonio!  You have not suspect
  that!  I loave you; Katy; and you shall marry with
  me。 Is it not so?  Call me 'Antonio;' and say that
  you will be mine。〃
  Katy's head drooped to the shoulder that was now
  freed from all suspicion of having received the
  knightly accolade。
  〃Oh; Andy;〃 she sighed; 〃this is great!  Sure;
  I'll marry wid ye。  But why didn't ye tell me ye was
  the cook?  I was near turnin' ye down for bein' one
  of thim foreign counts!〃
  FROM EACH ACCORDING TO HIS ABILITY
  Vuyning left his club; cursing it softly; without
  any particular anger。  From ten in the morning un…
  til eleven it had bored him immeasurably。  Kirk with
  his fish story; Brooks with his Porto Rico cigars; old
  Morrison with his anecdote about the widow; Hep…
  burn with his invariable luck at billiards  all these
  afflictions had been repeated without change of bill or
  scenery。  Besides these morning evils Miss Allison
  had refused him again on the night before。  But that
  was a chronic trouble。  Five times she had laughed at
  his offer to make her Mrs。 Vuyning。  He intended
  to ask her again the next Wednesday evening。
  Vuyning walked along Forty…fourth Street to
  Broadway; and then drifted down the great sluice
  that washes out the dust of the gold…mines of Gotham。
  He wore a morning suit of light gray; low; dull kid
  shoes; a plain; finely woven straw hat; and his visible
  linen was the most delicate possible shade of belio…
  trope。  His necktie was the blue…gray of a Novem…
  ber sky; and its knot was plainly the outcome of a
  lordly carelessness combined with an accurate con…
  ception of the most recent dictum of fashion。
  Now; to write of a man's haberdashery is a worse
  thing than to write a historical novel 〃around〃
  Paul Jones; or to pen a testimonial to a hay…fever
  cure。
  Therefore; let it be known that the description of
  Vuyning's apparel is germane to the movements of
  the story; and not to make room for the new fall
  stock of goods。
  Even Broadway that morning was a discord in
  Vuyning's ears; and in his eyes it paralleled for a
  few dreamy; dreary minutes a certain howling;
  scorching; seething; malodorous slice of street that he
  remembered in Morocco。  He saw the struggling
  mass of dogs; beggars; fakirs; slave…drivers and
  veiled women in carts without horses; the sun blazing
  brightly among the bazaars; the piles of rubbish
  from ruined temples in the street … and then a lady;
  passing; jabbed the ferrule of a parasol in his side
  and brought him back to Broadway。
  Five minutes of his stroll brought him to a certain
  corner; where a number of silent; pale…faced men are
  accustomed to stand; immovably; for hours; busy
  with the file blades of their penknives; with their hat
  brims on a level with their eyelids。  Wall Street
  speculators; driving home in their carriages; love to
  point out these men to their visiting friends and tell
  them of this rather famous lounging…place of the
  〃crooks。〃  On Wall Street the speculators never
  use the file blades of their knives。
  Vuyning was delighted when one of this company
  stepped forth and addressed him as he was passing。
  He was hungry for something out of the ordinary;
  and to be accosted by this smooth…faced; keen…eyed;
  low…voiced; athletic member of the under world; with
  his grim; yet pleasant smile; had all the taste of an
  adventure to the convention…weary Vuyning。
  〃Excuse me; friend;〃 said be。  〃Could I have a
  few minutes' talk with you  on the level?〃
  〃Certainly;〃 said Vuyning; with a smile。  〃But;
  suppose we step aside to a quieter place。  There is a
  divan  a cafe over here that will do。  Schrumm
  will give us a private corner。〃
  Schrumm established them under a growing palm;
  with two seidls between them。  Vuyning made a
  pleasant reference to meteorological conditions; thus
  forming a binge upon which might be swung the
  door leading from the thought repository of the
  other。
  〃In the first place;〃 said his companion; with the
  air of one who presents his credentials; 〃I want you
  to understand that I am a crook。  Out West I am
  known as Rowdy the Dude。  Pickpocket; supper man;
  second…story man; yeggman; boxman; all…round bur…
  glar; cardsharp and slickest con man west of the
  Twenty…third Street ferry landing  that's my his…
  tory。 That's to show I'm on the square  with you。
  My name's Emerson。〃
  〃Confound old Kirk with his fish stories〃 said
  Vuyning to himself; with silent glee as he went
  through his pockets for a card。  〃It's pronounced
  'Vining;'〃 he said; as he tossed it over to the other。
  〃And I'll be as frank with you。  I'm just a kind of
  a loafer; I guess; living on my daddy's money。  At
  the club they call me 'Left…at…the…Post。' I never
  did a day's work in my life; and I haven't the heart
  to run over a chicken when I'm motoring。  It's a
  pretty shabby record; altogether。〃
  〃There's one thing you can do;〃 said Emerson;
  admiringly; 〃you can carry duds。  I've watched you
  several times pass on Broadway。  You look the best
  dressed man I've seen。  And I'll bet you a gold mine
  I've got 50 worth more gent's furnishings on my
  frame than you have。  That's what I wanted to see
  you about。  I can't do the trick。  Take a look at
  me。 What's wrong?〃
  〃Stand up;〃 said Vuyning。
  Emerson arose; and slowly revolved。
  〃You've been 'outfitted;'〃 declared the clubman。
  〃Some Broadway window…dresser has misused you。〃
  〃That's an expensive suit; though; Emerson。〃
  〃A hundred dollars;〃 said Emerson。
  〃Twenty too much;〃 said Vuyning。  〃Six months
  old in cut; one inch too long; and half an inch to…
  much lapel。  Your hat is plainly dated one year ago;
  although there's only a sixteenth of an inch lacking
  in the brim to tell the story。  That English poke in
  your collar is too short by the distance between Troy
  and London。  A plain gold link cuff…button would
  take all the shine out of those pearl ones with dia…
  mond settings。  Those tan shoes would be exactly
  the articles to work into the heart of a Brooklyn
  school…ma'am on a two weeks' visit to Lake Ronkon…
  koma。  I think I caught a glimpse of a blue silk
  sock embroidered with russet lilies of the valley when
  you  improperly  drew up your trousers as you
  sat down。  There are always plain ones to be had
  in the stores。  Have I hurt your feelings; Emer…
  son?〃
  〃Double the ante!〃 cried the criticised one; greed…
  ily。  〃Give me more of it。  There's a way to tote
  the haberdashery; and I want to get wise to it。  Say;
  you're the right kind of a swell。  Anything else to the
  queer about me?〃
  〃Your tie;〃 said Vuyning; 〃is tied with absolute
  precision and correctness。〃
  〃Thanks;〃 gratefully  〃I spent over half an
  hour at it before I  〃
  〃Thereby;〃 interrupted Vuyning; 〃completing
  your resemblance to a dummy in a Broadway store
  window。〃
  〃Yours truly;〃 said Emerson; sitting down again。
  〃It's bully of you to put me wise。  I knew there
  was something wrong; but I couldn't just put my
  finger on it。  I guess it comes by nature to know how
  to wear clothes。〃
  〃Oh; I suppose;〃 said Vuyning; with a laugh;
  〃that my ancestors picked up the knack while they