第 5 节
作者:连过十一人      更新:2021-02-27 02:16      字数:9322
  artful; self…sufficient; clannish; honorable within the
  laws of their race; holding in lenient contempt neigh…
  boring tribes who bow to the measure of Society's
  tapeline。  I refer; of course; to the titled nobility of
  sportdom。  There is a class which bears as a qualify…
  ing adjective the substantive belonging to a wind in…
  strument made of a cheap and base metal。  But the
  tin mines of Cornwall never produced the material
  for manufacturing descriptive nomenclature for 〃Big
  Jim〃 Dougherty。
  The habitat of the sport is the lobby or the outside
  corner of certain …hotels and combination restaurants
  and cafes。  They are mostly men of different sizes;
  running from small to large; but they are unanimous
  in the possession of a recently shaven; blue…black
  cheek and chin and dark overcoats (in season) with
  black velvet collars。
  Of the domestic life of the sport little is known。  It
  has been said that Cupid and Hymen sometimes take
  a band in the game and copper the queen of hearts to
  lose。  Daring theorists have averred … not content
  with simply saying … that a sport often contracts a
  spouse; and even incurs descendants。  Sometimes he。
  sits in the game of politics; and then at chowder
  picnics there is a revelation of a Mrs。 Sport and
  little Sports in glazed hats with tin pails。
  But mostly the sport is Oriental。  He believes his
  women…folk should not be too patent。  Somewhere be…
  bind grilles or flower…ornamented fire escapes they
  await him。  There; no doubt; they tread on rugs from
  Teheran and are diverted by the bulbul and play
  upon the dulcimer and feed upon sweetmeats。  But
  away from his home the sport is an integer。  He does
  not; as men of other races in Manhattan do; become
  the convoy in his unoccupied hours of fluttering laces
  and high heels that tick off delectably the happy
  seconds of the evening parade。  He herds with his
  own race at corners; and delivers a commentary in his
  Carib lingo upon the passing show。
  〃Big Jim〃 Dougherty had a wife; but be did not
  wear a button portrait of her upon his lapel。  He bad
  a home in one of those brown…stone; iron…railed
  streets on the west side that look like a recently ex…
  cavated bowling alley of Pompeii。
  To this home of his Mr。 Dougherty repaired each
  night when the hour was so late as to promise no
  further diversion in the arch domains of sport。  By
  that time the occupant of the monogamistic harem
  would be in dreamland; the bulbul silenced and the
  hour propitious for slumber。
  〃Big Jim〃 always arose at twelve; meridian; for
  breakfast; and soon afterward he would return to
  the rendezvous of his 〃crowd。〃
  He was always vaguely conscious that there was
  a Mrs。 Dougherty。  He would have received without
  denial the charge that the quiet; neat; comfortable
  little woman across the table at home was his wife。  In
  fact; he remembered pretty well that they bad been
  married for nearly four years。  She would often tell
  him about the cute tricks of Spot; the canary; and
  the light…haired lady that lived in the window of the
  flat across the street。
  〃Big Jim〃 Dougherty even listened to this con…
  versation of hers sometimes。  He knew that she would
  have a nice dinner ready for him every evening at
  seven when he came for it。  She sometimes went to
  matinees; and she bad a talking machine with six
  dozen records。  Once when her Uncle Amos blew in on
  a wind from up…state; she went with him to the Eden
  Musee。  Surely these things were diversions enough
  for any woman。
  One afternoon Mr。 Dougherty finished his break…
  fast; put on his bat and got away fairly for the door。
  When his hand was on the knob be heard his wife's
  voice。
  〃Jim;〃 she said; firmly; 〃I wish you would take
  me out to dinner this evening。  It has been three years
  since you have been outside the door with me。〃
  〃Big Jim〃 was astounded。  She bad never asked
  anything like this before。 It had the flavor of a
  totally new proposition。  But he was a game sport。
  〃All right;〃 be said。 〃You be ready when I come
  at seven。  None of this 'wait two minutes till I primp
  an hour or two' kind of business; now; Dele。〃
  〃I'll be ready;〃 said his wife; calmly。
  At seven she descended the stone steps in the Pom…
  peian bowling alley at the side of 〃Big Jim〃 Dough…
  erty。  She wore a dinner gown made of a stuff that
  the spiders must have woven; and of a color that a
  twilight sky must have contributed。  A light coat with
  many admirably unnecessary capes and adorably
  inutile ribbons floated downward from her shoulders。
  Fine feathers do make fine birds; and the only re…
  proach in the saying is for the man who refuses to
  give up his earnings to the ostrich…tip industry。
  〃Big Jim〃 Dougherty was troubled。  There was
  a being at his side whom be did not know。 He
  thought of the sober…hued plumage that this bird of
  paradise was accustomed to wear in her cage; and
  this winged revelation puzzled him。  In some way she
  reminded him of the Delia Cullen that be had married
  four years before。  Shyly and rather awkwardly he
  stalked at her right band。
  〃After dinner I'll take you back home; Dele;〃 said
  Mr。 Dougherty; 〃and then I'll drop back up to Selt…
  zer's with the boys。  You can have swell chuck to…
  night if you want it。  I made a winning on Anaconda
  yesterday; so you can go as far as you like。〃
  Mr。 Dougherty had intended to make the outing
  with his unwonted wife an inconspicuous one。 Uxori…
  ousness was a weakness that the precepts of the
  Caribs did not countenance。  If any of his friends of
  the track; the billiard cloth or the square circle had
  wives they had never complained of the fact in public。
  There were a number of table d'hote places on the
  cross streets near the broad and shining way; and to
  one of these he had purposed to escort her; so that the
  bushel might not be removed from the light of his
  domesticity。
  But while on the way Mr。 Dougherty altered those
  intentions。  He had been casting stealthy glances at
  his attractive companion and he was seized with the
  conviction that she was no selling plater。  He re…
  solved to parade with his wife past Seltzer's cafe;
  where at this time a number of his tribe would be
  gathered to view the daily evening procession。  Yes;
  and he would take her to dine at Hoogley's; the swell…
  est slow…lunch warehouse on the line; he said to
  himself。
  The congregation of smooth…faced tribal gentle…
  men were on watch at Seltzer's。  As Mr。 Dougherty
  and his reorganized Delia passed they stared; mo…
  mentarily petrified; and then removed their hats … a
  performance as unusual to them as was the astonish…
  ing innovation presented to their gaze by 〃Big Jim〃。
  On the latter gentleman's impassive face there ap…
  peared a slight flicker of triumph … a faint flicker;
  no more to be observed than the expression called
  there by the draft of little casino to a four…card spade
  flush。
  Hoogley's was animated。  Electric lights shone
  as; indeed; they were expected to do。  And the napery;
  the glassware and the flowers also meritoriously per…
  formed the spectacular duties required of them。  The
  guests were numerous; well…dressed and gay。
  A waiter … not necessarily obsequious … conducted
  〃Big Jim〃 Dougherty and his wife to a table。
  〃Play that menu straight across for what you like;
  Dele;〃 said 〃Big Jim。〃 〃It's you for a trough of
  the gilded oats to…night。  It strikes me that maybe
  we've been sticking too fast to home fodder。〃
  〃Big Jim's〃 wife gave her order。  He looked at
  her with respect。  She had mentioned truffles; and be
  bad not known that she knew what truffles were。  From
  the wine list she designated an appropriate and de…
  sirable brand。 He looked at her with some admiration。
  She was beaming with the innocent excitement that
  woman derives from the exercise of her gregarious…
  ness。  She was talking to him about a hundred things
  with animation and delight。  And as the meal pro…
  gressed her cheeks; colorless from a life indoors; took
  on a delicate flush。  〃Big Jim〃 looked around the
  room and saw that none of the women there had her
  charm。  And then he thought of the three years she
  had suffered immurement; uncomplaining; and a flush
  of shame warmed him; for he carried fair play as an
  item in his creed。
  But when the Honorable Patrick Corrigan; leader
  in Dougherty's district and a friend of his; saw them
  and came over to the table; matters got to the three…
  quarter stretch。  The Honorable Patrick was a gal…
  lant man; both in deeds and words。  As for the Blar…
  ney stone; his previous actions toward it must have
  been pronounced。  Heavy damages for breach of
  promise could surely have been obtained had the
  Blarney stone seen fit to sue the Honorable Patrick。
  〃Jimmy; old man!〃 he called; he clapped Dough…
  erty on the back; be shone like a midday sun upon
  Delia。
  〃Honorabl