第 34 节
作者:怀疑一切      更新:2021-02-24 23:08      字数:9321
  sniffed; and looked at the gipsy; and the gipsy sat and smoked; and looked
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  at him。
  Presently the gipsy took his pipe out of his mouth and remarked in a
  careless way; ‘Want to sell that there horse of yours?'
  Toad was completely taken aback。 He did not know that gipsies were
  very fond of horse…dealing; and never missed an opportunity; and he had
  not reflected   that   caravans were always   on the   move   and took   a deal   of
  drawing。   It   had   not   occurred   to   him   to   turn   the   horse   into   cash;   but   the
  gipsy's suggestion seemed to smooth the  way towards the two things   he
  wanted so badlyready money; and a solid breakfast。
  ‘What?' he said; ‘me sell this beautiful young horse of mine? O; no; it's
  out    of  the   question。    Who's    going    to  take   the  washing     home     to  my
  customers every week? Besides; I'm too fond of him; and he simply dotes
  on me。'
  ‘Try and love a donkey;' suggested the gipsy。 ‘Some people do。'
  ‘You don't seem to see;' continued Toad; ‘that this fine horse of mine is
  a cut above you altogether。 He's a blood horse; he is; partly; not the part
  you see; of courseanother part。 And he's been a Prize Hackney; too; in his
  timethat was the time before you knew him; but you can still tell it on
  him at a glance; if you understand anything about horses。 No; it's not to be
  thought of for a moment。 All the same; how much might you be disposed
  to offer me for this beautiful young horse of mine?'
  The gipsy looked the horse over; and then he looked Toad over with
  equal care; and looked at the horse again。 ‘Shillin' a leg;' he said briefly;
  and turned away; continuing to smoke and try to stare the wide world out
  of countenance。
  ‘A shilling a leg?' cried Toad。 ‘If you please; I must take a little time to
  work that out; and see just what it comes to。'
  He climbed down off his horse; and left it to graze; and sat down by
  the gipsy; and did sums on his fingers; and at last he said; ‘A shilling a leg?
  Why; that comes to exactly four shillings; and no more。 O; no; I could not
  think of accepting four shillings for this beautiful young horse of mine。'
  ‘Well;'   said   the   gipsy;   ‘I'll   tell   you   what   I   will   do。   I'll   make   it   five
  shillings; and that's three…and…sixpence more than the animal's worth。 And
  that's my last word。'
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  Then Toad sat and pondered long and deeply。 For he was hungry and
  quite   penniless;   and   still   some   wayhe   knew   not   how   far   from   home;
  and enemies might still be looking for him。 To one in such a situation; five
  shillings may very well appear a large sum of money。 On the other hand; it
  did   not   seem   very   much   to   get   for   a   horse。   But   then;   again;   the   horse
  hadn't cost him anything; so whatever he got was all clear profit。 At last he
  said firmly; ‘Look here; gipsy! I tell you what we will do; and this is MY
  last word。 You shall hand me over six shillings and sixpence; cash down;
  and further; in addition thereto; you shall give me as much breakfast as I
  can possibly eat; at one sitting of course; out of that iron pot of yours that
  keeps   sending   forth   such   delicious   and   exciting   smells。   In   return;   I   will
  make over to you my spirited young horse; with all the beautiful harness
  and trappings that are on him; freely thrown in。 If that's not good enough
  for   you;   say   so;   and   I'll   be   getting   on。   I   know   a   man   near   here   who's
  wanted this horse of mine for years。'
  The   gipsy   grumbled   frightfully;   and   declared   if   he   did   a   few   more
  deals of that sort he'd be ruined。 But in the end he lugged a dirty canvas
  bag out of the depths of his trouser pocket; and counted out six shillings
  and sixpence into Toad's paw。 Then he disappeared into the caravan for an
  instant; and returned with a large iron plate and a knife; fork; and spoon。
  He tilted up the pot; and a glorious stream of hot rich stew gurgled into the
  plate。 It was; indeed; the most beautiful stew in the world; being made of
  partridges; and pheasants; and chickens; and hares; and rabbits; and pea…
  hens; and guinea…fowls; and one or two other things。 Toad took the plate
  on his lap; almost crying; and stuffed; and stuffed; and stuffed; and kept
  asking for more; and the gipsy never grudged it him。 He thought that he
  had never eaten so good a breakfast in all his life。
  When Toad had taken as much stew on board as he thought he could
  possibly   hold;   he   got   up   and   said   good…bye   to   the   gipsy;   and   took   an
  affectionate farewell of the horse; and the gipsy; who knew the riverside
  well; gave him directions which way to go; and he set forth on his travels
  again   in   the   best   possible   spirits。   He   was;   indeed;   a   very   different   Toad
  from   the   animal   of   an   hour   ago。   The   sun   was   shining   brightly;   his   wet
  clothes were quite dry again; he had money in his pocket once more; he
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  was nearing home and friends and safety; and; most and best of all; he had
  had a substantial meal; hot and nourishing; and felt big; and strong; and
  careless; and self…confident。
  As he tramped along gaily; he thought of his adventures and escapes;
  and how when things seemed at their worst he had always managed to find
  a way out; and his pride and conceit began to swell within him。 ‘Ho; ho!'
  he said to himself as he marched along   with his chin in the air; ‘what   a
  clever Toad I am! There is surely no animal equal to me for cleverness in
  the whole world! My enemies shut me up in prison; encircled by sentries;
  watched night and day by warders; I walk out through them all; by sheer
  ability    coupled     with    courage。     They    pursue    me    with    engines;    and
  policemen; and revolvers; I snap my fingers at them; and vanish; laughing;
  into   space。   I   am;   unfortunately;   thrown   into   a   canal   by   a   woman   fat   of
  body and very evil…minded。 What of it? I swim ashore; I seize her horse; I
  ride off in triumph; and I sell the horse for a whole pocketful of money
  and   an   excellent   breakfast!   Ho;   ho!   I   am   The   Toad;   the   handsome;   the
  popular;   the   successful   Toad!'   He   got   so   puffed   up   with   conceit   that   he
  made up a song as he walked in praise of himself; and sang it at the top of
  his voice; though there was no one to hear it but him。 It was perhaps the
  most conceited song that any animal ever composed。
  ‘The   world   has   held   great   Heroes;  As   history…books   have   showed;
  But never a name to go down to fame Compared with that of Toad!
  ‘The clever men at Oxford Know all that there is to be knowed。 But
  they none of them know one half as much As intelligent Mr。 Toad!
  ‘The animals sat in the Ark and cried; Their tears in torrents flowed。
  Who was it said; 〃There's land ahead?〃 Encouraging Mr。 Toad!
  ‘The   army   all   saluted As   they   marched   along   the   road。   Was   it   the
  King? Or Kitchener? No。 It was Mr。 Toad。
  ‘The Queen and her Ladies…in…waiting Sat at the window and sewed。
  She  cried;   〃Look!   who's   that   HANDSOME   man?〃 They  answered;  〃Mr。
  Toad。〃'
  There   was   a   great   deal   more   of   the   same   sort;   but   too   dreadfully
  conceited to be written down。 These are some of the milder verses。
  He sang as he walked; and he walked as he sang; and got more inflated
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  every minute。 But his pride was shortly to have a severe fall。
  After some miles of country lanes he reached the high road; and as he
  turned into it and glanced along its white length; he saw approaching him
  a speck that turned into a dot and then into a blob; and then into something
  very familiar; and a double note of warning; only too well known; fell on
  his delighted ear。
  ‘This is something like!' said the excited Toad。 ‘This is real life again;
  this is once more the great world from which I have been missed so long! I
  will hail them; my brothers of the wheel; and pitch them a yarn; of the sort
  that has been so successful hitherto; and they will give me a lift; of course;
  and then I will talk to them some more; and; perhaps; with luck; it may
  even end in my driving up to Toad Hall in a motor…car! That will be one in
  the