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作者:怀疑一切      更新:2021-02-24 23:08      字数:9322
  him so far; and which he had basely forgotten; intervened; and frustrated
  his efforts。 In a sort of nightmare he struggled with the strange uncanny
  thing that seemed to hold his hands; turn all muscular strivings to water;
  and laugh at him all the time; while other travellers; forming up in a line
  behind; waited with impatience; making suggestions of more or less value
  and comments of more or less stringency and point。 At lastsomehowhe
  never   rightly   understood   howhe   burst   the   barriers;   attained   the   goal;
  arrived at where all waistcoat pockets are eternally situated; and found
  not only no money; but no pocket to hold it; and no waistcoat to hold the
  pocket!
  To   his horror he   recollected that he   had left   both   coat   and   waistcoat
  behind him in his cell; and with them his pocket…book; money; keys; watch;
  matches; pencil…caseall that makes life worth living; all that distinguishes
  the   many…pocketed   animal;   the   lord   of   creation;   from   the   inferior   one…
  pocketed or no…pocketed productions that hop or trip about permissively;
  unequipped for the real contest。
  In his misery he made one desperate effort to carry the thing off; and;
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  with a return to his fine old mannera blend of the Squire and the College
  Donhe said; ‘Look here! I find I've left my purse behind。 Just give me
  that   ticket;   will   you;   and   I'll   send   the   money   on   to…morrow?   I'm   well…
  known in these parts。'
  The clerk stared at him and the rusty black bonnet a moment; and then
  laughed。   ‘I   should   think   you   were   pretty   well   known   in   these   parts;'   he
  said;    ‘if  you've   tried  this  game    on   often。   Here;   stand   away    from    the
  window; please; madam; you're obstructing the other passengers!'
  An old gentleman who had been prodding him in the back for some
  moments here thrust him away; and; what was worse; addressed him as his
  good woman; which angered Toad more than anything that had occurred
  that evening。
  Baffled   and   full   of   despair;   he   wandered   blindly   down   the   platform
  where the train was standing; and tears trickled down each side of his nose。
  It was hard; he thought; to be within sight of safety and almost of home;
  and   to   be   baulked   by   the   want   of   a   few   wretched   shillings   and   by   the
  pettifogging mistrustfulness of paid officials。 Very soon his escape would
  be discovered; the hunt would be up; he would be caught; reviled; loaded
  with chains; dragged back again to prison and bread…and… water and straw;
  his guards and penalities would be doubled; and O; what sarcastic remarks
  the girl would make! What was to be done? He was not swift of foot; his
  figure   was   unfortunately   recognisable。   Could   he   not   squeeze   under   the
  seat of a carriage? He had seen this method adopted by schoolboys; when
  the journey…   money provided by thoughtful parents had been diverted to
  other   and   better   ends。   As   he   pondered;   he   found   himself   opposite   the
  engine;     which    was    being   oiled;   wiped;    and   generally    caressed    by   its
  affectionate driver; a burly man with an oil…can in one hand and a lump of
  cotton…waste in the other。
  ‘Hullo; mother!' said the engine…driver; ‘what's the trouble? You don't
  look particularly cheerful。'
  ‘O; sir!' said Toad; crying afresh; ‘I am a poor unhappy washerwoman;
  and I've lost all my money; and can't pay for a ticket; and I must get home
  to…night somehow; and whatever I am to do I don't know。 O dear; O dear!'
  ‘That's    a  bad   business;    indeed;'   said   the  engine…driver     reflectively。
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  ‘Lost your moneyand can't get homeand got some kids; too; waiting for
  you; I dare say?'
  ‘Any      amount     of   'em;'  sobbed      Toad。    ‘And    they'll   be   hungryand
  playing      with   matchesand        upsetting    lamps;     the   little  innocents!and
  quarrelling; and going on generally。 O dear; O dear!'
  ‘Well; I'll tell you what I'll do;' said the good engine…driver。 ‘You're a
  washerwoman to your trade; says you。 Very well; that's that。 And I'm an
  engine…driver;   as   you   well   may   see;   and   there's   no   denying   it's   terribly
  dirty work。 Uses up a power of shirts; it does; till my missus is fair tired of
  washing of 'em。 If you'll wash a few shirts for me when you get home; and
  send     'em   along;    I'll  give   you    a  ride   on   my    engine。    It's  against    the
  Company's regulations; but we're not so very particular in these out…of…the…
  way parts。'
  The Toad's misery turned into rapture as he eagerly scrambled up into
  the cab of the engine。 Of course; he had never washed a shirt in his life;
  and   couldn't   if   he   tried   and;   anyhow;   he   wasn't   going   to   begin;   but   he
  thought:   ‘When   I   get   safely  home   to Toad   Hall;  and   have   money  again;
  and pockets to put it in; I  will send the engine…driver enough to pay  for
  quite a quantity of washing; and that will be the same thing; or better。'
  The     guard    waved     his  welcome       flag;  the   engine…driver      whistled    in
  cheerful   response;   and   the   train   moved   out   of   the   station。 As   the   speed
  increased;   and   the   Toad   could   see   on   either   side   of   him   real   fields;   and
  trees;   and   hedges;   and   cows;   and   horses;   all   flying   past   him;   and   as   he
  thought   how   every   minute   was   bringing   him   nearer   to   Toad   Hall;   and
  sympathetic friends; and money to chink in his pocket; and a soft bed to
  sleep in; and good things to eat; and praise and admiration at the recital of
  his   adventures   and   his   surpassing   cleverness;   he   began   to   skip   up   and
  down and shout and sing snatches of song; to the great astonishment of the
  engine…driver;       who     had    come     across    washerwomen          before;     at  long
  intervals; but never one at all like this。
  They   had      covered    many   and     many   a    mile;   and    Toad    was   already
  considering what he would have for supper as soon as he got home; when
  he noticed that the   engine…driver; with a puzzled   expression on his   face;
  was leaning over the side of the engine and listening hard。 Then he saw
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  him climb on to the coals and gaze out over the top of the train; then he
  returned and said to Toad: ‘It's very strange; we're the last train running in
  this direction to…night; yet I could be sworn that I heard another following
  us!'
  Toad     ceased    his  frivolous    antics   at  once。    He   became      grave   and
  depressed; and a dull pain in the lower part of his spine; communicating
  itself   to   his   legs;   made   him  want   to   sit   down   and   try  desperately  not   to
  think of all the possibilities。
  By   this   time   the   moon   was   shining   brightly;   and   the   engine…   driver;
  steadying himself on the coal; could command a view of the line behind
  them for a long distance。
  Presently he called out; ‘I can see it clearly now! It is an engine; on our
  rails; coming along at a great pace! It looks as if we were being pursued!'
  The miserable Toad; crouching in the coal…dust; tried hard to think of
  something to do; with dismal want of success。
  ‘They are gaining on us fast!' cried the engine…driver。 And the engine is
  crowded with the queerest lot of people! Men like ancient warders; waving
  halberds;   policemen   in   their   helmets;   waving   truncheons;   and   shabbily
  dressed      men     in   pot…hats;    obvious      and    unmistakable       plain…clothes
  detectives even at this distance; waving revolvers and walking…sticks; all
  waving; and all shouting the same thing〃Stop; stop; stop!〃'
  Then Toad fell on his knees among the coals and; raising his clasped
  paws     in  supplication;     cried;   ‘Save   me;   only    save   me;   dear   kind   Mr。
  Engine…driver;       and   I  will   confess     everything!     I  am    not   the   simple
  washerwoman I seem to be! I have no children waiting for me; innocent or
  otherwise! I  am  a toadthe  well…known   and popular Mr。 Toad;  a  landed
  proprietor; I have just escaped; by my great daring and cleverness; from a
  loathsome   dungeon   into   which   my   enemies   had   flung   me;   and   if   those
  fellows on that engine recapture me; it will be chains and bread…and…water
  and straw and mi