第 74 节
作者:恐龙王      更新:2021-02-21 15:31      字数:9320
  had the money in my pocket; I turned back; and; making another bow;
  said; 〃May I be so bold as to ask why you gave me all this money
  for that 'ere dirty book?  When I came into the shop; I should have
  been glad to get a shilling for it; but I saw you wanted it; and
  asked five guineas。〃  Then they looked at one another; and smiled;
  and shrugged up their shoulders。  Then the first man; looking at
  me; said; 〃Friend; you have been a little too sharp for us;
  however; we can afford to forgive you; as my friend here has long
  been in quest of this particular book; there are plenty of
  editions; as I told you; and a common copy is not worth five
  shillings; but this is a first edition; and a copy of the first
  edition is worth its weight in gold。〃'
  'So; after all; they outwitted you;' I observed。
  'Clearly;' said the man; 'I might have got double the price; had I
  known the value; but I don't care; much good may it do them; it has
  done me plenty。  By means of it I have got into an honest;
  respectable trade; in which there's little danger and plenty of
  profit; and got out of one which would have got me lagged; sooner
  or later。'
  'But;' said I; 'you ought to remember that the thing was not yours;
  you took it from me; who had been requested by a poor old apple…
  woman to exchange it for a Bible。'
  'Well;' said the man; 'did she ever get her Bible?'
  'Yes;' said I; 'she got her Bible。'
  'Then she has no cause to complain; and; as for you; chance or
  something else has sent you to me; that I may make you reasonable
  amends for any loss you may have had。  Here am I ready to make you
  my bonnet; with forty or fifty shillings a week; which you say
  yourself are capital wages。'
  'I find no fault with the wages;' said I; 'but I don't like the
  employ。'
  'Not like bonneting;' said the man; 'ah; I see; you would like to
  be principal; well; a time may come … those long white fingers of
  yours would just serve for the business。'
  'Is it a difficult one?' I demanded。
  'Why; it is not very easy:  two things are needful … natural
  talent; and constant practice; but I'll show you a point or two
  connected with the game'; and; placing his table between his knees
  as he sat over the side of the pit; he produced three thimbles; and
  a small brown pellet; something resembling a pea。  He moved the
  thimble and pellet about; now placing it to all appearance under
  one; and now under another; 'Under which is it now?' he said at
  last。  'Under that;' said I; pointing to the lowermost of the
  thimbles; which; as they stood; formed a kind of triangle。  'No;'
  said he; 'it is not; but lift it up'; and; when I lifted up the
  thimble; the pellet; in truth; was not under it。  'It was under
  none of them;' said he; 'it was pressed by my little finger against
  my palm'; and then he showed me how he did the trick; and asked me
  if the game was not a funny one; and; on my answering in the
  affirmative; he said; 'I am glad you like it; come along and let us
  win some money。'
  Thereupon; getting up; he placed the table before him; and was
  moving away; observing; however; that I did not stir; he asked me
  what I was staying for。  'Merely for my own pleasure;' said I; 'I
  like sitting here very well。'  'Then you won't close?' said the
  man。  'By no means;' I replied; 'your proposal does not suit me。'
  'You may be principal in time;' said the man。  'That makes no
  difference;' said I; and; sitting with my legs over the pit; I
  forthwith began to decline an Armenian noun。  'That ain't cant;'
  said the man; 'no; nor gypsy either。  Well; if you won't close;
  another will; I can't lose any more time;' and forthwith he
  departed。
  And after I had declined four Armenian nouns; of different
  declensions; I rose from the side of the pit; and wandered about
  amongst the various groups of people scattered over the green。
  Presently I came to where the man of the thimbles was standing;
  with the table before him; and many people about him。  'Them who
  finds; wins; and them who can't find; loses;' he cried。  Various
  individuals tried to find the pellet; but all were unsuccessful;
  till at last considerable dissatisfaction was expressed; and the
  terms rogue and cheat were lavished upon him。  'Never cheated
  anybody in all my life;' he cried; and; observing me at hand;
  'didn't I play fair; my lord?' he inquired。  But I made no answer。
  Presently some more played; and he permitted one or two to win; and
  the eagerness to play with him became greater。  After I had looked
  on for some time; I was moving away:  just then I perceived a
  short; thick personage; with a staff in his hand; advancing in a
  great hurry; whereupon; with a sudden impulse; I exclaimed …
  Shoon thimble…engro;
  Avella gorgio。
  The man; who was in the midst of his pea…and…thimble process; no
  sooner heard the last word of the distich than he turned an alarmed
  look in the direction of where I stood; then; glancing around; and
  perceiving the constable; he slipped forthwith his pellet and
  thimbles into his pocket; and; lifting up his table; he cried to
  the people about him; 'Make way!' and with a motion with his head
  to me; as if to follow him; he darted off with a swiftness which
  the short; pursy constable could by no means rival; and whither he
  went; or what became of him; I know not; inasmuch as I turned away
  in another direction。
  CHAPTER LIV
  Mr。 Petulengro … Rommany Rye … Lil…writers … One's own horn …
  Lawfully…earnt money … The wooded hill … A great favourite … The
  shop window … Much wanted。
  AND; as I wandered along the green; I drew near to a place where
  several men; with a cask beside them; sat carousing in the
  neighbourhood of a small tent。  'Here he comes;' said one of them;
  as I advanced; and standing up he raised his voice and sang:…
  'Here the Gypsy gemman see;
  With his Roman jib and his rome and dree …
  Rome and dree; rum and dry
  Rally round the Rommany Rye。'
  It was Mr。 Petulengro; who was here diverting himself with several
  of his comrades; they all received me with considerable frankness。
  'Sit down; brother;' said Mr。 Petulengro; 'and take a cup of good
  ale。'
  I sat down。  'Your health; gentlemen;' said I; as I took the cup
  which Mr。 Petulengro handed to me。
  'Aukko tu pios adrey Rommanis。  Here is your health in Rommany;
  brother;' said Mr。 Petulengro; who; having refilled the cup; now
  emptied it at a draught。
  'Your health in Rommany; brother;' said Tawno Chikno; to whom the
  cup came next。
  'The Rommany Rye;' said a third。
  'The Gypsy gentleman;' exclaimed a fourth; drinking。
  And then they all sang in chorus:…
  'Here the Gypsy gemman see;
  With his Roman jib and his rome and dree …
  Rome and dree; rum and dry
  Rally round the Rommany Rye。'
  'And now; brother;' said Mr。 Petulengro; 'seeing that you have
  drunk and been drunken; you will perhaps tell us where you have
  been; and what about?'
  'I have been in the Big City;' said I; 'writing lils。'
  'How much money have you got in your pocket; brother?' said Mr。
  Petulengro。
  'Eighteenpence;' said I; 'all I have in the world。'
  'I have been in the Big City; too;' said Mr。 Petulengro; 'but I
  have not written lils … I have fought in the ring … I have fifty
  pounds in my pocket … I have much more in the world。  Brother;
  there is considerable difference between us。
  'I would rather be the lil…writer; after all;' said the tall;
  handsome; black man; 'indeed; I would wish for nothing better。'
  'Why so?' said Mr。 Petulengro。
  'Because they have so much to say for themselves;' said the black
  man; 'even when dead and gone。  When they are laid in the
  churchyard; it is their own fault if people ain't talking of them。
  Who will know; after I am dead; or bitchadey pawdel; that I was
  once the beauty of the world; or that you Jasper were … '
  'The best man in England of my inches。  That's true; Tawno …
  however; here's our brother will perhaps let the world know
  something about us。'
  'Not he;' said the other; with a sigh; 'he'll have quite enough to
  do in writing his own lils; and telling the world how handsome and
  clever he was; and who can blame him?  Not I。  If I could write
  lils; every word should be about myself and my own tacho Rommanis …
  my own lawful wedded wife; which is the same thing。  I tell you
  what; brother; I once heard a wise man say in Brummagem; that
  〃there is nothing like blowing one's own horn;〃 which I conceive to
  be much the same thing as writing one's own lil。'
  After a little more conversation; Mr。 Petulengro arose; and
  motioned me to follow him。  'Only eighteenpence in the world;
  brother?' said he; as we walked together。
  'Nothing more; I assure you。  How came you to ask me how much money
  I had?'