第 3 节
作者:猜火车      更新:2021-02-20 17:38      字数:9322
  boundless hopefulness   of   the   human   mind。 Art   also   comes   to   the   aid   of
  Law      and    Order。    It  is  generally     found     possibleby     a   little  artificial
  compression   or   expansion   on   the   part   of   the   State   physiciansto   make
  some of the more intelligent leaders of a rebellion perfectly Regular; and
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  to admit them at once into the privileged classes; a much larger number;
  who     are   still  below    the   standard;    allured   by   the   prospect    of   being
  ultimately ennobled; are induced to enter the State Hospitals; where they
  are kept in honourable confinement for life; one or two alone of the most
  obstinate; foolish; and hopelessly irregular are led to execution。
  Then the wretched rabble of the Isosceles; planless and leaderless; are
  ether   transfixed   without   resistance   by   the   small   body   of   their   brethren
  whom the Chief Circle keeps in pay for emergencies of this kind; or else
  more   often;   by   means   of   jealousies   and   suspicious   skillfully   fomented
  among them by the Circular party; they are stirred to mutual warfare; and
  perish   by   one   another's   angles。   No     less   than   one   hundred   and   twenty
  rebellions are recorded in our annals; besides minor outbreaks numbered
  at two hundred and thirty…five; and they have all ended thus。
  Footnote 1。 〃What need of a certificate?〃 a Spaceland critic may ask:
  〃Is not the procreation of a Square Son a certificate from Nature herself;
  proving the  Equal…sidedness of  the Father?〃   I reply  that no   Lady of   any
  position will mary an uncertified Triangle。 Square offspring has sometimes
  resulted from a slightly Irregular Triangle; but in almost every such case
  the Irregularity of the first generation is visited on the third; which either
  fails to attain the Pentagonal rank; or relapses to the Triangular。
  SECTION 4                Concerning the Women
  If our highly pointed Triangles of the Soldier class are formidable; it
  may be readily inferred that far more formidable are our Women。 For; if a
  Soldier is a wedge; a Woman is a needle; being; so to speak; ALL point; at
  least   at   the   two   extremities。   Add   to   this   the   power   of   making   herself
  practically     invisible   at  will;  and   you    will  perceive    that   a  Female;    in
  Flatland; is a creature by no means to be trifled with。
  But   here;   perhaps;   some   of   my   younger   Readers   may   ask   HOW   a
  woman in Flatland can make herself invisible。 This ought; I think; to be
  apparent   without   any   explanation。   However;   a   few   words   will   make   it
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  clear to the most unreflecting。
  Place   a needle   on   the   table。 Then;   with   your   eye   on   the   level   of   the
  table; look at it side…ways; and you see the whole length of it; but look at it
  end…ways;   and   you   see   nothing   but   a   point;   it   has   become   practically
  invisible。   Just   so   is   it   with   one  of   our Women。  When   her   side   is   turned
  towards us; we see her as a straight line; when the end containing her eye
  or mouthfor with us these two organs are identicalis the part that meets
  our   eye;   then   we   see   nothing   but   a   highly   lustrous   point;   but   when   the
  back is presented to our view; thenbeing only sub…lustrous; and; indeed;
  almost as dim as an inanimate objecther hinder extremity serves her as a
  kind of Invisible Cap。
  The dangers to which we are exposed from our Women must now be
  manifest   to   the   meanest   capacity   of   Spaceland。   If   even   the   angle   of   a
  respectable Triangle in the middle class is not without its dangers; if to run
  against a Working Man involves a gash; if collision with an Officer of the
  military   class   necessitates   a   serious   wound;   if   a   mere   touch   from   the
  vertex of a Private Soldier brings with it danger of death; what can it be
  to run against a woman; except absolute and immediate destruction? And
  when   a Woman   is   invisible;  or   visible  only  as   a   dim  sub…lustrous   point;
  how   difficult   must   it   be;   even   for   the   most   cautious;   always   to   avoid
  collision!
  Many are the enactments made at different times in the different States
  of Flatland; in order to minimize this peril; and in the Southern and less
  temperate climates;   where   the   force of gravitation is greater;  and   human
  beings      more     liable    to   casual    and    involuntary       motions;     the    Laws
  concerning Women are naturally much more stringent。 But a general view
  of the Code may be obtained from the following summary:
  1。 Every house shall have one entrance on the Eastern side; for the use
  of   Females   only;   by   which   all   females   shall   enter   〃in   a   becoming   and
  respectful manner〃 (footnote 1) and not by the Men's or Western door。
  2。   No    Female     shall   walk    in  any   public    place    without    continually
  keeping up her Peace…cry; under penalty of death。
  3。 Any Female; duly certified to be suffering from St。 Vitus's Dance;
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  fits;   chronic    cold    accompanied       by   violent    sneezing;     or  any    disease
  necessitating involuntary motions; shall be instantly destroyed。
  In some of the States there is an additional Law forbidding Females;
  under   penalty   of   death;   from   walking   or   standing   in   any   public   place
  without moving their backs constantly from right to left so as to indicate
  their    presence     to  those    behind    them;    other   oblige    a   Woman;      when
  travelling;   to   be   followed   by   one    of   her  sons;   or   servants;   or  by   her
  husband; others confine Women altogether in their houses except during
  the religious festivals。 But it has been found by the wisest of our Circles or
  Statesmen that the multiplication of restrictions on Females tends not only
  to the debilitation and diminution of the race; but also to the increase of
  domestic murders to such an extent that a State loses more than it gains by
  a too prohibitive Code。
  For    whenever      the   temper    of   the  Women       is  thus   exasperated      by
  confinement at home or hampering regulations abroad; they are apt to vent
  their spleen   upon their husbands   and   children;   and   in   the less   temperate
  climates     the   whole    male    population     of  a  village   has   been   sometimes
  destroyed in one or two hours of a simultaneous female outbreak。 Hence
  the Three Laws; mentioned above; suffice for the better regulated States;
  and may be accepted as a rough exemplification of our Female Code。
  After all; our principal safeguard is found; not in Legislature; but in the
  interests     of  the   Women       themselves。      For;   although     they    can   inflict
  instantaneous death by a retrograde movement; yet unless they can at once
  disengage their stinging extremity from the struggling body of their victim;
  their own frail bodies are liable to be shattered。
  The power of Fashion is also on our side。 I pointed out that in some
  less   civilized   States   no   female   is   suffered   to   stand   in   any   public   place
  without     swaying     her   back    from   right   to  left。  This   practice    has   been
  universal among ladies of any pretensions to breeding in all well…governed
  States; as far back as the memory of Figures can reach。 It is considered a
  disgrace to any state that legislation should have to enforce what ought to
  be; and is in every respectable female; a natural instinct。 The rhythmical
  and; if I may so say; well…modulated undulation of the back in our ladies
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  of    Circular    rank    is  envied    and    imitated    by   the   wife    of  a   common
  Equilateral; who can achieve nothing beyond a mere monotonous swing;
  like the ticking of a pendulum; and the regular tick of the Equilateral is no
  less    admired     and   copied    by   the   wife   of  the   progressive     and    aspiring
  Isosceles; in the females of whose family no   〃back…motion〃 of any  kind
  has become as yet a necessity of life。 Hence; in every family of position
  and   consideration;   〃back   motion〃   is   as   prevalent   as   time   itself;   and   the
  husbands       and   sons   in