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作者:博搏      更新:2021-02-20 05:56      字数:9321
  her an awful whipping。          Yet not a tear would flow。 She looked grave; and
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  her   laughing   sounded   uncommonly   like   screamingthat   was   all。  The
  good old tyrant; though he put on his best gold spectacles to look; could
  not discover the smallest cloud in the serene blue of her eyes。
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  9。        Put Me in Again。
  It must have been about this time that the son of a king; who lived a
  thousand miles from Lagobel set out to look for the daughter of a queen。
  He   travelled   far   and   wide;   but   as   sure   as   he   found   a   princess;  he   found
  some fault in her。       Of course he could not marry a mere woman; however
  beautiful; and there was no princess to be found worthy of him。                   Whether
  the prince was so near perfection that he had a right to demand perfection
  itself;   I  cannot    pretend    to  say。   All    I  know    is;  that  he   was   a  fine;
  handsome;       brave;   generous;     well…bred;    and   well…behaved      youth;   as   all
  princes are。
  In his wanderings he had come across some reports about our princess;
  but as everybody said she was bewitched; he never dreamed that she could
  bewitch him。       For what indeed could a prince do with a princess that had
  lost   her   gravity?    Who   could   tell   what   she   might   not   lose   next?   She
  might   lose   her   visibility;   or   her   tangibility;   or;   in   short;   the   power   of
  making impressions upon the radical sensorium; so that he should never
  be   able   to   tell   whether   she   was   dead   or   alive。 Of   course   he   made   no
  further inquiries about her。 One day he lost sight of his retinue in a great
  forest。     These   forests   are   very   useful   in   delivering   princes   from   their
  courtiers;   like   a   sieve   that   keeps   back   the   bran。 Then   the   princes   get
  away to follow their fortunes。          In this way they have the advantage of the
  princesses; who are forced to marry before they have had a bit of fun。                      I
  wish our princesses got lost in a forest sometimes。
  One   lovely  evening;   after   wandering   about   for   many  days;   he   found
  that he was approaching the outskirts of this forest; for the trees had got so
  thin that he could see the sunset through them; and he soon came upon a
  kind of heath。      Next he came upon signs of human neighbourhood; but by
  this time it was getting late; and there was nobody in the fields to direct
  him。
  After travelling for another hour; his horse; quite worn out with long
  labour and lack of food; fell; and was unable to rise again。 So he continued
  his journey on foot。       At length he entered another woodnot a wild forest;
  but   a   civilized   wood;  through   which   a   footpath   led him  to   the   side of   a
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  lake。    Along this path the prince pursued his way through the gathering
  darkness。      Suddenly       he  paused;     and   listened。    Strange     sounds    came
  across the water。       It was; in fact; the princess laughing。           Now there was
  something odd in her laugh; as I have already hinted; for the hatching of a
  real hearty laugh requires the incubation of gravity; and perhaps this was
  how   the   prince   mistook   the   laughter   for   screaming。      Looking   over   the
  lake; he saw something white in the water; and; in an instant; he had torn
  off his tunic; kicked off his sandals; and plunged in。              He soon reached the
  white object; and found that it was a woman。               There was not light enough
  to show that she was a princess; but quite enough to show that she was a
  lady; for it does not want much light to see that。
  Now   I   cannot   tell   how   it   came   about;whether   she   pretended   to   be
  drowning; or whether he frightened her; or caught her so as to embarrass
  her;but certainly he brought her to shore in a fashion ignominious to a
  swimmer; and more nearly drowned than she had ever expected to be; for
  the water had got into her throat as often as she had tried to speak。
  At   the   place   to   which   he   bore   her;   the   bank   was   only  a   foot   or   two
  above the water; so he gave her a strong lift out of the water; to lay her on
  the   bank。    But;   her   gravitation   ceasing   the   moment   she   left   the   water;
  away she went up into the air; scolding and screaming。
  〃You naughty; naughty; NAUGHTY; NAUGHTY man!〃 she cried。
  No   one   had    ever   succeeded   in    putting   her   into   a   passion  before。…
  before。When the prince saw her ascend; he thought he must have been
  bewitched; and have mistaken a great swan for a lady。                   But the princess
  caught hold of the topmost cone upon a lofty fir。                This came off; but she
  caught     at  another;    and;   in   fact;  stopped    herself    by   gathering    cones;
  dropping them  as the   stalks gave way。             The   prince; meantime;   stood in
  the    water;    staring;    and    forgetting    to   get   out。     But     the   princess
  disappearing; he scrambled on shore; and went in the direction of the tree。
  There he found her climbing down one of the branches towards the stem。
  But     in  the   darkness      of  the   wood;     the   prince    continued      in  some
  bewilderment   as   to   what   the   phenomenon   could   be;   until;   reaching   the
  ground; and seeing him standing there; she caught hold of him; and said;
  〃I'll tell papa。〃
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  〃Oh no; you won't!〃 returned the prince。
  〃Yes; I will;〃 she persisted。       〃What business had you to pull me down
  out of the water; and throw me to the bottom of the air?                I never did you
  any harm。〃
  〃Pardon me。       I did not mean to hurt you。〃
  〃I don't believe you have any brains; and that is a worse loss than your
  wretched gravity。       I pity you。'
  The   prince   now  saw  that   he   had   come   upon   the   bewitched   princess;
  and had already offended her。          But before he could think what to say next;
  she burst out angrily; giving a stamp with her foot that would have sent her
  aloft again but for the hold she had of his arm;
  〃Put me up directly。〃
  〃Put you up where; you beauty?〃 asked the prince。
  He had fallen in love with her almost; already; for her anger made her
  more charming than any one else had ever beheld her; and; as far as   he
  could see; which certainly was not far; she had not a single fault about her;
  except;   of   course;   that   she   had   not   any   gravity。 No   prince;   however;
  would judge of a princess by weight。 The loveliness of her foot he would
  hardly estimate by the depth of the impression it could make in mud。
  〃Put you up where; you beauty?〃 asked the prince。
  〃In the water; you stupid!〃 answered the princess。
  〃Come; then;〃 said the prince。
  The condition of her dress; increasing her usual difficulty in walking;
  compelled her to cling to him; and he could hardly persuade himself that
  he was not in a delightful dream; notwithstanding the torrent of   musical
  abuse with which she overwhelmed him。                 The prince being therefore in
  no hurry; they came upon the lake at quite another part; where the bank
  was twenty…five feet high at least; and when they had reached the edge; he
  turned towards the princess; and said;
  〃How   am   I   to   put   you   in?〃   〃That   is   your   business;〃   she   answered;
  quite snappishly。      〃You took me output me in again。〃
  〃Very   well;〃   said   the   prince;   and;   catching   her   up   in   his   arms;   he
  sprang with her   from  the   rock。       The princess had   just   time   to   give one
  delighted shriek of laughter before the water closed over them。 When they
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  came to the surface; she found that; for a moment or two; she could not
  even   laugh;   for   she   had   gone   down   with   such   a   rush;   that   it   was   with
  difficulty she recovered her breath。          The instant they reached the surface…
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  〃How do you like falling in?〃 said the prince。
  After some effort the princess panted out;
  〃Is that what you call FALLING IN?〃