第 15 节
作者:博搏      更新:2021-02-20 04:25      字数:9322
  rter…past twelve; and; for the first time in our married life; we missed welcoming in the New Year。  Lupin got home at a quarter… past two; having got lost in the fog … so he said。
  CHAPTER XIV。
  Begin the year with an unexpected promotion at the office。  I make two good jokes。  I get an enormous rise in my salary。  Lupin speculates successfully and starts a pony…trap。  Have to speak to Sarah。  Extraordinary conduct of Gowing's。
  January 1。 … I had intended concluding my diary last week; but a most important event has happened; so I shall continue for a little while longer on the fly…leaves attached to the end of my last year's diary。  It had just struck half…past one; and I was on the point of leaving the office to have my dinner; when I received a message that Mr。 Perkupp desired to see me at once。  I must confess that my heart commenced to beat and I had most serious misgivings。
  Mr。 Perkupp was in his room writing; and he said:  〃Take a seat; Mr。 Pooter; I shall not be moment。〃
  I replied:  〃No; thank you; sir; I'll stand。〃
  I watched the clock on the mantelpiece; and I was waiting quite twenty minutes; but it seemed hours。  Mr。 Perkupp at last got up himself。
  I said:  〃I hope there is nothing wrong; sir?〃
  He replied:  〃Oh dear; no! quite the reverse; I hope。〃  What a weight off my mind!  My breath seemed to come back again in an instant。
  Mr。 Perkupp said:  〃Mr。 Buckling is going to retire; and there will be some slight changes in the office。  You have been with us nearly twenty…one years; and; in consequence of your conduct during that period; we intend making a special promotion in your favour。  We have not quite decided how you will be placed; but in any case there will be a considerable increase in your salary; which; it is quite unnecessary for me to say; you fully deserve。  I have an appointment at two; but you shall hear more to…morrow。〃
  He then left the room quickly; and I was not even allowed time or thought to express a single word of grateful thanks to him。  I need not say how dear Carrie received this joyful news。  With perfect simplicity she said:  〃At last we shall be able to have a chimney… glass for the back drawing…room; which we always wanted。〃  I added: 〃Yes; and at last you shall have that little costume which you saw at Peter Robinson's so cheap。〃
  January 2。 … I was in a great state of suspense all day at the office。  I did not like to worry Mr。 Perkupp; but as he did not send for me; and mentioned yesterday that he would see me again to… day; I thought it better; perhaps; to go to him。  I knocked at his door; and on entering; Mr。 Perkupp said:  〃Oh! it's you; Mr。 Pooter; do you want to see me?〃  I said:  〃No; sir; I thought you wanted to see me!〃  〃Oh!〃 he replied; 〃I remember。  Well; I am very busy to…day; I will see you to…morrow。〃
  January 3。 … Still in a state of anxiety and excitement; which was not alleviated by ascertaining that Mr。 Perkupp sent word he should not be at the office to…day。  In the evening; Lupin; who was busily engaged with a paper; said suddenly to me:  〃Do you know anything about CHALK PITS; Guv。?〃  I said:  〃No; my boy; not that I'm aware of。〃  Lupin said:  〃Well; I give you the tip; CHALK PITS are as safe as Consols; and pay six per cent。 at par。〃  I said a rather neat thing; viz。:  〃They may be six per cent。 at PAR; but your PA has no money to invest。〃  Carrie and I both roared with laughter。 Lupin did not take the slightest notice of the joke; although I purposely repeated it for him; but continued:  〃I give you the tip; that's all … CHALK PITS!〃  I said another funny thing:  〃Mind you don't fall into them!〃  Lupin put on a supercilious smile; and said:  〃Bravo!  Joe Miller。〃
  January 4。 … Mr。 Perkupp sent for me and told me that my position would be that of one of the senior clerks。  I was more than overjoyed。  Mr。 Perkupp added; he would let me know to…morrow what the salary would be。  This means another day's anxiety; I don't mind; for it is anxiety of the right sort。  That reminded me that I had forgotten to speak to Lupin about the letter I received from Mr。 Mutlar; senr。  I broached the subject to Lupin in the evening; having first consulted Carrie。  Lupin was riveted to the FINANCIAL NEWS; as if he had been a born capitalist; and I said:  〃Pardon me a moment; Lupin; how is it you have not been to the Mutlars' any day this week?〃
  Lupin answered:  〃I told you!  I cannot stand old Mutlar。〃
  I said:  〃Mr。 Mutlar writes to me to say pretty plainly that he cannot stand you!〃
  Lupin said:  〃Well; I like his cheek in writing to YOU。  I'll find out if his father is still alive; and I will write HIM a note complaining of HIS son; and I'll state pretty clearly that his son is a blithering idiot!〃
  I said:  〃Lupin; please moderate your expressions in the presence of your mother。〃
  Lupin said:  〃I'm very sorry; but there is no other expression one can apply to him。  However; I'm determined not to enter his place again。〃
  I said:  〃You know; Lupin; he has forbidden you the house。〃
  Lupin replied:  〃Well; we won't split straws … it's all the same。 Daisy is a trump; and will wait for me ten years; if necessary。〃
  January 5。 … I can scarcely write the news。  Mr。 Perkupp told me my salary would be raised 100 pounds!  I stood gaping for a moment unable to realise it。  I annually get 10 pounds rise; and I thought it might be 15 pounds or even 20 pounds; but 100 pounds surpasses all belief。  Carrie and I both rejoiced over our good fortune。 Lupin came home in the evening in the utmost good spirits。  I sent Sarah quietly round to the grocer's for a bottle of champagne; the same as we had before; 〃Jackson Freres。〃  It was opened at supper; and I said to Lupin:  〃This is to celebrate some good news I have received to…day。〃  Lupin replied:  〃Hooray; Guv。!  And I have some good news; also; a double event; eh?〃  I said:  〃My boy; as a result of twenty…one years' industry and strict attention to the interests of my superiors in office; I have been rewarded with promotion and a rise in salary of 100 pounds。〃
  Lupin gave three cheers; and we rapped the table furiously; which brought in Sarah to see what the matter was。  Lupin ordered us to 〃fill up〃 again; and addressing us upstanding; said:  〃Having been in the firm of Job Cleanands; stock and share…brokers; a few weeks; and not having paid particular attention to the interests of my superiors in office; my Guv'nor; as a reward to me; allotted me 5 pounds worth of shares in a really good thing。  The result is; to… day I have made 200 pounds。〃  I said:  〃Lupin; you are joking。〃 〃No; Guv。; it's the good old truth; Job Cleanands PUT ME ON TO CHLORATES。〃
  January 21。 … I am very much concerned at Lupin having started a pony…trap。  I said:  〃Lupin; are you justified in this outrageous extravagance?〃  Lupin replied:  〃Well; one must get to the City somehow。  I've only hired it; and can give it up any time I like。〃 I repeated my question:  〃Are you justified in this extravagance?〃 He replied:  〃Look here; Guv。; excuse me saying so; but you're a bit out of date。  It does not pay nowadays; fiddling about over small things。  I don't mean anything personal; Guv'nor。  My boss says if I take his tip; and stick to big things; I can make big money!〃  I said I thought the very idea of speculation most horrifying。  Lupin said 〃It is not speculation; it's a dead cert。〃 I advised him; at all events; not to continue the pony and cart; but he replied:  〃I made 200 pounds in one day; now suppose I only make 200 pounds in a month; or put it at 100 pounds a month; which is ridiculously low … why; that is 1;250 pounds a year。  What's a few pounds a week for a trap?〃
  I did not pursue the subject further; beyond saying that I should feel glad when the autumn came; and Lupin would be of age and responsible for his own debts。  He answered:  〃My dear Guv。; I promise you faithfully that I will never speculate with what I have not got。  I shall only go on Job Cleanands' tips; and as he is in the 'know' it is pretty safe sailing。〃  I felt somewhat relieved。 Gowing called in the evening and; to my surprise; informed me that; as he had made 10 pounds by one of Lupin's tips; he intended asking us and the Cummings round next Saturday。  Carrie and I said we should be delighted。
  January 22。 … I don't generally lose my temper with servants; but I had to speak to Sarah rather sharply about a careless habit she has recently contracted of shaking the table…cloth; after removing the breakfast things; in a manner which causes all the crumbs to fall on the carpet; eventually to be trodden in。  Sarah answered very rudely:  〃Oh; you are always complaining。〃  I replied:  〃Indeed; I am not。  I spoke to you last week about walking all over the drawing…room carpet with a piece of yellow soap on the heel of your boot。〃  She said:  〃And you're always grumbling about your breakfast。〃  I said:  〃No; I am not; but I feel perfectly justified in complaining that I never can get a hard…boiled egg。  The moment I crack the shell it spurts all over the plate; and I have spoken to you at least fifty times about it。〃  She began to cry and make a scene; but fortunately my 'bus came by; so I had a good excuse for leaving her。  Gowing left a message in the