第 89 节
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  enemy。 A mob of savages broke my instruments; and talked of stringing
  me up。 They were just going to do it; when the captain of a vessel
  took me prisoner and thrust me into the citadel of Belver; where I
  spent three years in the harshest captivity。 Since them; as you may
  well believe; I loathe the whole celestial system; though I was;
  without knowing it; the first to observe the famous comet of 1811; but
  I should have taken care not to say a word about it if it had not been
  for Monsieur Flauguergues; who announced it。 Like all my pupils;
  Phellion knows my aversion to stars; and he knew very well the worst
  trick he could play me would be to saddle one on my back; and that
  deputation that came to play the farce of congratulating me was mighty
  lucky not to find me at home; for if they had; I can assure those
  gentlemen of the Academy; they would have had a hot reception。〃
  Everybody present thought the old mathematician's monomania quite
  delightful; except la Peyrade; who now; in perceiving Felix Phellion's
  part in the affair; regretted deeply having caused the explanation。
  〃And yet; Monsieur Picot;〃 said Minard; 〃if Felix Phellion is only
  guilty of attributing his discovery to you; it seems to me that his
  indiscreet behavior has resulted in a certain compensation to you: the
  cross of the Legion of honor; a pension; and the glory attached to
  your name are not to be despised。〃
  〃The cross and the pension I take;〃 said the old man; emptying his
  glass; which; to Brigitte's terror; he set down upon the table with a
  force that threatened to smash it。 〃The government has owed them to me
  these twenty years; not for the discovery of stars;things that I
  have always despised;but for my famous 'Treatise on Differential
  Logarithms' (Kepler thought proper to call them monologarithms); which
  is a sequel to the tables of Napier; also for my 'Postulatum' of
  Euclid; of which I was the first to discover the solution; but above
  all; for my 'Theory of Perpetual Motion;'four volumes in quarto with
  plates; Paris; 1825。 You see; therefore; monsieur; that to give me
  glory is bringing water to the Seine。 I had so little need of Monsieur
  Felix Phellion to make me a position in the scientific world that I
  turned him out of my house long ago。〃
  〃Then it isn't the first star;〃 said Colleville; flippantly; 〃that he
  dared to put upon you?〃
  〃He did worse than that;〃 roared the old man; 〃he ruined my
  reputation; he tarnished my name。 My 'Theory of Perpetual Motion;' the
  printing of which cost me every penny I owned; though it ought to have
  been printed gratis at the Royal Printing…office; was calculated to
  make my fortune and render me immortal。 Well; that miserable Felix
  prevented it。 From time to time; pretending to bring messages from my
  editor; he would say; the young sycophant; 'Papa Picot; your book is
  selling finely; here's five hundred francstwo hundred francsand
  once it was two thousandwhich your publisher charged me to give
  you。' This thing went on for years; and my publisher; who had the
  baseness to enter into the plot; would say to me; when I went to the
  shop: 'Yes; yes; it doesn't do badly; it BUBBLES; that book; we shall
  soon be at the end of this edition。' I; who didn't suggest anything; I
  pocketed my money; and thought to myself: 'My book is liked; little by
  little its ideas are making their way; I may now expect; from day to
  day; that some great capitalist will come to me and propose to apply
  my system'〃
  〃of 'Absorption of Liquids'?〃 asked Colleville; who had been
  steadily filling the old fellow's glass。
  〃No; monsieur; my 'Theory of Perpetual Motion;' 4 vols。 in quarto with
  plates。 But no! days; weeks went by and nobody came; so; thinking that
  my publisher did not put all the energy he should into the matter; I
  tried to sell the second edition to another man。 It was that;
  monsieur; that enabled me to discover the whole plot; on which; as I
  said before; I turned that serpent out of my house。 In six years only
  nine copies had been sold! Kept quiet in false security I had done
  nothing for the propagation of my book; which had been left to take
  care of itself; and thus it was that I; victim of black and wicked
  jealousy; was shamefully despoiled of the value of my labors。〃
  〃But;〃 said Minard; making himself the mouthpiece of the thoughts of
  the company; 〃may we not see in that act a manner as ingenious as it
  was delicate to〃
  〃To give me alms! is that what you mean?〃 interrupted the old man;
  with a roar that made Mademoiselle Minard jump in her chair; 〃to
  humiliate me; dishonor meme; his old professor! Am I in need of
  charity? Has Picot (Nepomucene); to whom his wife brought a dowry of
  one hundred thousand francs; ever stretched out his palm to any one?
  But in these days nothing is respected。 Old fellows; as they call us;
  our religion and our good faith is taken advantage of so that these
  youths may say to the public: 'Old drivellers; don't you see now they
  are good for nothing? It needs US; the young generation; US; the
  moderns; US; Young France; to bring them up on a bottle。' Young
  greenhorn! let me see YOU try to feed ME! Old drivellers know more in
  their little finger than you in your whole brain; and you'll never be
  worth us; paltry little intriguer that you are! However; I know my day
  of vengeance will come; that young Phellion can't help ending badly;
  what he did to…day; reading a statement to the Academy; under my name;
  was forgery; forgery! and the law will send him to the galleys for
  that。〃
  〃True;〃 said Colleville; 〃forgery of a public star。〃
  Brigitte; who quaked for her glasses; and whose nerves were
  exacerbated by the monstrous consumption of cakes and wine; now gave
  the signal to return to the salon。 Besides; she had heard the door…
  bell ring several times; announcing the arrival of guests for the
  evening。 The question then was how to transplant the professor; and
  Colleville politely offered him his arm。
  〃No; monsieur;〃 he said; 〃you must allow me to stay where I am。 I am
  not dressed for a party; and besides; a strong light hurts my eyes。
  Moreover; I don't choose to give myself as a spectacle; it will be
  best that my interview with Felix Phellion should take place between
  'four…eyes;' as they say。〃
  〃Well; let him alone; then;〃 said Brigitte to Colleville。
  No one insisted;the old man having; unconsciously; pretty nigh
  discrowned himself in the opinion of the company。 But before leaving;
  the careful housewife removed everything that was at all fragile from
  his reach; then; by way of a slight attention; she said:
  〃Shall I send you some coffee?〃
  〃I'll take it; madame;〃 responded pere Picot; 〃and some cognac with
  it。〃
  〃Oh! parbleu! he takes everything;〃 said Brigitte to the male
  domestic; and she told the latter to keep an eye on the old madman。
  When Brigitte returned to the salon she found that the Abbe Gondrin
  had become the centre of a great circle formed by nearly the whole
  company; and as she approached; she heard him say:
  〃I thank Heaven for bestowing upon me such a pleasure。 I have never
  felt an emotion like that aroused by the scene we have just witnessed;
  even the rather burlesque form of this confidence; which was certainly
  very artless; for it was quite involuntary; only adds to the honor of
  the surprising generosity it revealed。 Placed as I am by my ministry
  in the way of knowing of many charities; and often either the witness
  or intermediary of good actions; I think I never in my life have met
  with a more touching or a more ingenious devotion。 To keep the left
  hand ignorant of what the right hand does is a great step in
  Christianity; but to go so far as to rob one's self of one's own fame
  to benefit another under such conditions is the gospel applied in its
  highest precepts; it is being more than a Sister of Charity; it is
  doing the work of an apostle of beneficence。 How I should like to know
  that noble young man; and shake him by the hand。〃
  With her arm slipped through that of her godmother; Celeste was
  standing very near the priest; her ears intent upon his words; her arm
  pressing tighter and tighter that of Madame Thuillier; as the abbe
  analyzed the generous action of Felix Phellion; until at last she
  whispered under her breath:
  〃You hear; godmother; you hear!〃
  To destroy the inevitable effect which this hearty praise would surely
  have on Celeste; Thuillier hastened to say:
  〃Unfortunately; Monsieur l'abbe; the young man of whom you speak so
  warmly is not altogether unknown to you。 I have had occasion to tell
  you about him; and to regret that it was not possible to follow out
  certain plans which we once entertained for him; I allude to the very
  compromising independence he affects in his religious opinions。〃
  〃Ah! is that the young man?〃 said the abbe; 〃you surprise me much; I
  must say such an idea would never have crossed my mind。〃
  〃You will see him presently; Monsieur l'abbe;〃 said la Peyrade;
  joining in the conversation; 〃and if you question him on certain
  grounds you will have no difficulty in discovering the ravages that a
  love of science can commit in the most gifted souls。〃
  〃I am afraid I shall not see him;〃 said the abbe; 〃as my black gown
  would