第 12 节
作者:左思右想      更新:2021-02-19 19:45      字数:9322
  holder; Osborne。〃
  〃Well; if you like;〃 little Osborne replied; for you see
  his papa kept a carriage; and he was rather ashamed of
  his champion。
  Yes; when the hour of battle came; he was almost
  ashamed to say; 〃Go it; Figs〃; and not a single other boy
  in the place uttered that cry for the first two or three
  rounds of this famous combat; at the commencement of
  which the scientific Cuff; with a contemptuous smile on
  his face; and as light and as gay as if he was at a ball;
  planted his blows upon his adversary; and floored that
  unlucky champion three times running。  At each fall there
  was a cheer; and everybody was anxious to have the
  honour of offering the conqueror a knee。
  〃What a licking I shall get when it's over;〃 young
  Osborne thought; picking up his man。  〃You'd best give in;〃
  he said to Dobbin; 〃it's only a thrashing; Figs; and you
  know I'm used to it。〃 But Figs; all whose limbs were in a
  quiver; and whose nostrils were breathing rage; put his
  little bottle…holder aside; and went in for a fourth time。
  As he did not in the least know how to parry the blows
  that were aimed at himself; and Cuff had begun the
  attack on the three preceding occasions; without ever
  allowing his enemy to strike; Figs now determined that he
  would commence the engagement by a charge on his own
  part; and accordingly; being a left…handed man; brought
  that arm into action; and hit out a couple of times with
  all his mightonce at Mr。 Cuff's left eye; and once on his
  beautiful Roman nose。
  Cuff went down this time; to the astonishment of the
  assembly。  〃Well hit; by Jove;〃 says little Osborne; with
  the air of a connoisseur; clapping his man on the back。
  〃Give it him with the left; Figs my boy。〃
  Figs's left made terrific play during all the rest of the
  combat。  Cuff went down every time。  At the sixth round;
  there were almost as many fellows shouting out; 〃Go it;
  Figs;〃 as there were youths exclaiming; 〃Go it; Cuff。〃 At
  the twelfth round the latter champion was all abroad; as
  the saying is; and had lost all presence of mind and power
  of attack or defence。  Figs; on the contrary; was as calm
  as a quaker。  His face being quite pale; his eyes shining
  open; and a great cut on his underlip bleeding profusely;
  gave this young fellow a fierce and ghastly air; which
  perhaps struck terror into many spectators。  Nevertheless;
  his intrepid adversary prepared to close for the
  thirteenth time。
  If I had the pen of a Napier; or a Bell's Life; I should
  like to describe this combat properly。  It was the last
  charge of the Guard(that is; it would have been; only
  Waterloo had not yet taken place)it was Ney's column
  breasting the hill of La Haye Sainte; bristling with ten
  thousand bayonets; and crowned with twenty eaglesit
  was the shout of the beef…eating British; as leaping down
  the hill they rushed to hug the enemy in the savage arms
  of battlein other words; Cuff coming up full of pluck;
  but quite reeling and groggy; the Fig…merchant put in his
  left as usual on his adversary's nose; and sent him down
  for the last time。
  〃I think that will do for him;〃 Figs said; as his opponent
  dropped as neatly on the green as I have seen Jack
  Spot's ball plump into the pocket at billiards; and the
  fact is; when time was called; Mr。 Reginald Cuff was not
  able; or did not choose; to stand up again。
  And now all the boys set up such a shout for Figs as
  would have made you think he had been their darling
  champion through the whole battle; and as absolutely
  brought Dr。 Swishtail out of his study; curious to know
  the cause of the uproar。  He threatened to flog Figs
  violently; of course; but Cuff; who had come to himself
  by this time; and was washing his wounds; stood up and
  said; 〃It's my fault; sirnot Figs'not Dobbin's。  I was
  bullying a little boy; and he served me right。〃 By which
  magnanimous speech he not only saved his conqueror a
  whipping; but got back all his ascendancy over the boys
  which his defeat had nearly cost him。
  Young Osborne wrote home to his parents an account
  of the transaction。
  Sugarcane House; Richmond; March; 18
  DEAR MAMA;I hope you are quite well。  I should be
  much obliged to you to send me a cake and five shillings。
  There has been a fight here between Cuff & Dobbin。
  Cuff; you know; was the Cock of the School。  They
  fought thirteen rounds; and Dobbin Licked。  So Cuff is
  now Only Second Cock。  The fight was about me。  Cuff
  was licking me for breaking a bottle of milk; and Figs
  wouldn't stand it。  We call him Figs because his father is
  a GrocerFigs & Rudge; Thames St。; CityI think as
  he fought for me you ought to buy your Tea & Sugar
  at his father's。  Cuff goes home every Saturday; but can't
  this; because he has 2 Black Eyes。  He has a white Pony
  to come and fetch him; and a groom in livery on a bay
  mare。  I wish my Papa would let me have a Pony; and I
  am
  Your dutiful Son;
  GEORGE SEDLEY OSBORNE
  P。S。Give my love to little Emmy。  I am cutting her
  out a Coach in cardboard。  Please not a seed…cake; but a
  plum…cake。
  In consequence of Dobbin's victory; his character rose
  prodigiously in the estimation of all his schoolfellows; and
  the name of Figs; which had been a byword of reproach;
  became as respectable and popular a nickname as any
  other in use in the school。  〃After all; it's not his fault
  that his father's a grocer;〃 George Osborne said; who;
  though a little chap; had a very high popularity among
  the Swishtail youth; and his opinion was received with
  great applause。  It was voted low to sneer at Dobbin
  about this accident of birth。  〃Old Figs〃 grew to be a
  name of kindness and endearment; and the sneak of an
  usher jeered at him no longer。
  And Dobbin's spirit rose with his altered circumstances。
  He made wonderful advances in scholastic learning。  The
  superb Cuff himself; at whose condescension Dobbin
  could only blush and wonder; helped him on with his
  Latin verses; 〃coached〃 him in play…hours: carried him
  triumphantly out of the little…boy class into the middle…
  sized form; and even there got a fair place for him。  It
  was discovered; that although dull at classical learning;
  at mathematics he was uncommonly quick。  To the
  contentment of all he passed third in algebra; and got a
  French prize…book at the public Midsummer examination。
  You should have seen his mother's face when Telemaque
  (that delicious romance) was presented to him by
  the Doctor in the face of the whole school and the parents
  and company; with an inscription to Gulielmo Dobbin。  All
  the boys clapped hands in token of applause and
  sympathy。  His blushes; his stumbles; his awkwardness; and
  the number of feet which he crushed as he went back to
  his place; who shall describe or calculate? Old Dobbin; his
  father; who now respected him for the first time; gave
  him two guineas publicly; most of which he spent in a
  general tuck…out for the school: and he came back in a
  tail…coat after the holidays。
  Dobbin was much too modest a young fellow to
  suppose that this happy change in all his circumstances
  arose from his own generous and manly disposition: he
  chose; from some perverseness; to attribute his good
  fortune to the sole agency and benevolence of little George
  Osborne; to whom henceforth he vowed such a love and
  affection as is only felt by childrensuch an affection; as
  we read in the charming fairy…book; uncouth Orson had
  for splendid young Valentine his conqueror。  He flung
  himself down at little Osborne's feet; and loved him。
  Even before they were acquainted; he had admired
  Osborne in secret。  Now he was his valet; his dog; his man
  Friday。  He believed Osborne to be the possessor of
  every perfection; to be the handsomest; the bravest; the
  most active; the cleverest; the most generous of created
  boys。  He shared his money with him: bought him
  uncountable presents of knives; pencil…cases; gold seals;
  toffee; Little Warblers; and romantic books; with large
  coloured pictures of knights and robbers; in many of which
  latter you might read inscriptions to George Sedley
  Osborne; Esquire; from his attached friend William Dobbin
  the which tokens of homage George received very
  graciously; as became his superior merit。
  So that Lieutenant Osborne; when coming to Russell
  Square on the day of the Vauxhall party; said to the
  ladies; 〃Mrs。 Sedley; Ma'am; I hope you have room; I've
  asked Dobbin of ours to come and dine here; and go with
  us to Vauxhall。  He's almost as modest as Jos。〃
  〃Modesty! pooh;〃 said the stout gentleman; casting a
  vainqueur look at Miss Sharp。
  〃He isbut you are incomparably more graceful;
  Sedley;〃 Osborne added; laughing。  〃I met him at the
  Bedford; when I went to look for you; and I told him that
  Miss Amelia was come home; and that we were all bent
  on going out for a night's pleasuring; and that Mrs。 Sedley
  had forgiven his breaking the punch…bowl at the child's
  party。  Don't you remember the catastrophe; Ma'am; seven
  years ago?〃
  〃Over Mrs。 Flamingo's crimson silk gown;〃 said good…
  natured Mrs。 Sedley。  〃What a gawky it was! And his
  sisters are not much more graceful。  Lady Dobbin was at
  Highbury last night with three of them。  Such figures! my
  dears。〃
  〃The Alderman's very rich; isn't he?〃 Osborne said
  archly。  〃Don't you think one