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作者:幽雨      更新:2021-02-19 18:03      字数:9319
  smiling heartily。
  But the rain…maker explained at once that his was not the bomb system;
  but   a   method   attended   by   more   rain   and   less   disturbance。   〃Not   that   the
  bomb don't produce first…class results at times and under circumstances;〃
  he said; 〃but it's uncertain and costly。〃
  The Governor hesitated about the hole in the roof; which Hilbrun told
  us was   for   a metal pipe to   conduct his generated   gases into the   air。 The
  owner of the barn had gone to Laramie。 However; we found a stove…pipe
  hole; which saved delay。 〃And what day would you prefer the   shower?〃
  said Hilbrun; after we had gone over our contract with him。
  〃Any day would do;〃 the Governor said。
  This was Thursday; and Sunday was chosen; as a day when no one had
  business to detain him from  witnessing the showerthough it seemed   to
  me that on week…days; too; business in Cheyenne was not so inexorable as
  this。   We   gave   the   strangers   some   information   about   the   town;   and   left
  them。 The sun went away in a cloudless sky; and came so again when the
  stars had finished their untarnished shining。 Friday was clear and dry and
  hot; like the dynasty of blazing days that had gone before。
  I   saw   a   sorry   spectacle   in   the   streetthe   bridegroom   and   the   bride
  shopping   together;   or;   rather;   he   with   his   wad   of   bills   was   obediently
  paying   for   what   she   bought;   and   when   I   met   them   he   was   carrying   a
  scarlet   parasol   and     a   bonnet…box。   His   biscuit…shooter;   with   the   lust   of
  purchase   on   her;   was   brilliantly   dressed;   and   pervaded   the   street   with
  splendor;   like   an   escaped   parrot。   Lin   walked   beside   her;   but   it   might   as
  well have been behind; and his bearing was so different from his wonted
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  happy…go…luckiness that I had a mind to take off my hat and say; 〃Good…
  morning;   Mrs。   Lusk。〃   But   it   was   〃Mrs。   McLean   〃I   said;   of   course。   She
  gave me a remote;  imperious nod; and said;  〃Come on; Lin;〃 something
  like   a   cross   nurse;   while   he;   out   of   sheer   decency;   made   her   a   good…
  humored; jocular answer; and said to me; 〃It takes a woman to know what
  to buy for house…keepin;〃; which poor piece of hypocrisy endeared him to
  me more than ever。 The puncher was not of the fibre to succeed in keeping
  appearances;   but   he   deserved   success;   which   the   angels   consider   to   be
  enough。 I wondered if disenchantment had set in; or if this were only the
  preliminary   stage   of   surprise   and   wounding;   and   I   felt   that   but   one   test
  could show; namely; a coming face to face of Mr。 and Mrs。 Lusk; perhaps
  not   to   be   desired。   Neither   was   it   likely。   The   assistant   rain…maker   kept
  himself steadfastly inside or near the barn; at the north corner of Cheyenne;
  while the bride; when she was in the street at all; haunted the shops clear
  across town diagonally。
  On this Friday noon the appearance of the metal tube above the blind
  building spread some excitement。 It moved several of the citizens to pay
  the   place   a   visit   and   ask   to   see   the   machine。   These   callers;   of   course;
  sustained      a  polite    refusal;   and    returned    among      their  friends    with    a
  contempt   for   such   quackery;   and   a   greatly   heightened   curiosity;   so   that
  pretty    soon    you   could    hear   discussions      at  the  street   corners;    and   by
  Saturday morning Cheyenne was talking of little else。 The town prowled
  about the barn and its oracular metal tube; and heard and saw nothing。 The
  Governor       and   I  (let  it  be  confessed)      went    there   ourselves;    since   the
  twenty…four   hours   of   required   preparation   were   now   begun。  We   smelled
  for chemicals; and he thought there was a something; but having been bred
  a   doctor;   distrusted   his   imagination。   I   could   not   be   sure   myself   whether
  there was anything or not; although I walked three times round the barn;
  snuffing as dispassionately as I knew how。 It might possibly be chlorine;
  the Governor said; or some gas for which ammonia was in part responsible;
  and this was all he could say; and we left the place。 The world was as still
  and the hard; sharp hills as clear and near as ever; and the sky over Sahara
  is not more dry and enduring than was ours。 This tenacity in the elements
  plainly gave Jode a malicious official pleasure。 We could tell it by his talk
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  at lunch; and when the Governor reminded him that no rain was contracted
  for    until  the   next   day;  he   mentioned      that   the  approach      of  a  storm   is
  something that modern science is able to ascertain long in advance; and he
  bade   us   come   to   his   office   whenever   we   pleased;   and   see   for   ourselves
  what science   said。 This   was;  at   any  rate;  something   to   fill   the   afternoon
  with; and we went to him about five。 Lin McLean joined us on the way。 I
  came   upon   him   lingering   alone   in   the   street;   and   he   told   me   that   Mrs。
  McLean was calling on friends。 I saw that he did not know how to spend
  the   short   recess   or   holiday   he   was   having。   He   seemed   to   cling   to   the
  society of   others;  and with them  for the   time   regain his   gayer   mind。  He
  had become converted to Ogden; and the New…Yorker; on his side; found
  pleasant   and   refreshing  this democracy  of   Governors   and   cow…punchers。
  Jode   received   us   at   the   signal…service   office;   and   began   to   show   us   his
  instruments with the careful pride of an orchid…collector。
  〃A hair hygrometer;〃 he said to me; waving his wax…like hand over it。
  〃The   indications   are   obtained   from   the   expansion   and   contraction   of   a
  prepared human hair; transferred to an index needle traversing the divided
  arc of〃
  〃What      oil  do   you    put   on   the   human     hair   Jode?〃     called   out   the
  Governor; who had left our group; and was gamboling about by himself
  among the tubes and dials。 〃What will this one do?〃 he asked; and poked
  at a wet paper disc。 But before the courteous Jode could explain that it had
  to    do   with   evaporation      and    the   dew…point;      the   Governor's      attention
  wandered;       and    he   was    blowing     at  a   little  fan…wheel。     This    instantly
  revolved and set a number of dial hands going different ways。 〃Hi!〃 said
  the   Governor;   delighted。   〃Seen   'em   like   that   down   mines。   Register   air
  velocity in feet。 Put it away; Jode。 You don't want that to…morrow。 What
  you'll need; Hilbrun says; is a big old rain…gauge and rubber shoes。〃
  〃I shall require nothing of the sort; Governor;〃 Jode retorted at once。
  〃And you can go to church without your umbrella in safety; sir。 See there。〃
  He pointed to a storm…glass; which was certainly as clear as crystal。 〃An
  old…fashioned   test;   you   will   doubtless   say;   gentlemen;〃   Jode   continued
  though      none    of  us   would    have    said   anything     like  that〃but    unjustly
  discredited;   and;   furthermore;   its   testimony   is   well   corroborated;   as   you
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  will   find   you   must   admit。〃   Jode's   voice   was   almost   threatening;   and   he
  fetched one corroborator after another。 I looked passively at wet and dry
  bulbs;   at   self…recording;   dotted   registers;   I   caught   the   fleeting   sound   of
  words     like   〃meniscus     〃and    〃terrestrial   minimum       thermometer;〃      and   I
  nodded   punctually   when   Jode   went   through   some   calculation。   At   last   I
  heard something that I could understanda series of telegraphic replies to
  Jode   from   brother   signal…service   officers   all   over   the   United   States。   He
  read each one through from date of signature; and they all made any rain
  to…morrow   entirely   impossible。   〃And   I   tell   you;〃   Jode   concluded;   in   his
  high; egg…shell voice; 〃there's no chance of precipitation now; sir。 I tell you;
  sir;〃he     was    shrieking     jubilantly    〃there's    not   a   damn'     thing    to
  precipitate!〃
  We left him in his triumph among his glass and mercury。 〃Gee whiz!〃
  said the Governor。 〃I guess we'd better go and tell Hilbrun it's no use。〃
  We     went;   and   Hilbrun     smiled    with   a  certain    compassion