第 16 节
作者:幽雨      更新:2021-02-19 18:03      字数:9322
  The lady; at a loss how convention prescribes the greeting of a bride to
  a   Governor;   gave   a   waddle   on   the   pony's   back;   then   sat   up   stiff;   gazed
  haughtily at the air; and did not speak or show any more sign than a cow
  would under   like   circumstances。   So   the   Governor   marched   cheerfully  at
  her; extending his hand; and when she slightly moved out toward him her
  big;   dumb;   red   fist;   he   took   it   and   shook   it;   and   made   her   a   series   of
  compliments; she maintaining always the scrupulous reserve of the cow。
  〃I say;〃 Ogden whispered to me while Barker was pumping the hand
  of   the   flesh   image;   〃I'm   glad   I   came。〃   The   appearance   of   the   puncher…
  bridegroom   also   interested   Ogden;   and   he   looked   hard   at   Lin's   leather
  chaps and cartridge…belt and so forth。 Lin stared at the New…Yorker; and
  his high white collar and good scarf。 He had seen such things quite often;
  of course; but they always filled him with the same distrust of the man that
  wore them。
  〃Well;〃 said he; 〃I guess we'll be pulling for a hotel。 Any show in town?
  Circus come yet?〃
  〃No;〃 said I。 〃Are you going to make a long stay?〃
  The cow…puncher glanced at the image; his bride of three weeks。 〃Till
  we're tired of it; I guess;〃 said he; with hesitation。 It was the first time that
  I had ever seen my gay friend look timidly at any one; and I felt a rising
  hate    for  the   ruby…checked;      large…eyed    eating…house      lady;  the   biscuit…
  shooter   whose   influence   was   dimming   this   jaunty;   irrepressible   spirit。   I
  looked at her。 Her bulky bloom had ensnared him; and now she was going
  to tame and spoil him。 The Governor was looking at her too; thoughtfully。
  〃Say; Lin;〃 I said; 〃if you stay here long enough you'll see a big show。〃
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  And his eye livened into something of its native jocularity as I told him of
  the rain…maker。
  〃Shucks!〃 said he; springing from his horse impetuously; and hugely
  entertained at our venture。 〃Three hundred and fifty dollars? Let me come
  in〃; and before I could tell him that we had all the money raised; he was
  hauling out a wadded lump of bills。
  〃Well; I ain't going to starve here in the road; I guess;〃 spoke the image;
  with the suddenness of a miracle。 I think we all jumped; and I know that
  Lin   did。   The   image   continued:   〃Some   folks   and   their   money   are   soon
  parted〃she meant me; her searching tones came straight at me; I was sure
  from the first that she knew all about me and my unfavorable opinion of
  her〃but it ain't going to be you this time; Lin McLean。 Ged ap!〃 This last
  was    to  the  horse;   I  maintain;   though    the  Governor     says   the  husband
  immediately started off on a run。
  At any rate; they were gone to their hotel; and Ogden was seated on
  some railroad ties; exclaiming: 〃Oh; I like Wyoming! I am certainly glad I
  came。〃
  〃That's who she is!〃 said the Governor; remembering Mrs。 McLean all
  at once。 〃I know her。 She used to be at Sidney。 She's got another husband
  somewhere。 She's one of the boys。 Oh; that's nothing in this country!〃 he
  continued to the amazed Ogden; who had ejaculated 〃Bigamy!〃 〃Lots of
  them marry; live together awhile; get tired and quit; travel; catch on to a
  new man; marry him; get tired and quit; travel; catch on〃
  〃One moment; I beg;〃 said Ogden; adjusting his glasses。 〃What does
  the law〃
  〃Law?〃   said   the   Governor。   〃Look   at   that   place!〃   He   swept   his   hand
  towards the vast plains and the mountains。 〃Ninety…five thousand square
  miles of that; and sixty thousand people in it。 We haven't got policemen
  yet on top of the Rocky Mountains。〃
  〃I   see;〃   said   the   New…Yorker。   〃Butbutwell   let   A  and   B   represent
  first and second husbands; and X represent the woman。 Now; does A know
  about B? or does B know about A? And what do they do about it?〃
  〃Can't    say;〃   the   Governor     answered;     jovially。   〃Can't   generalize。
  Depends on heaps of things lovemoney Did you go to college? Well;
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  let A minus X equal B plus X; then if A and B get squared〃
  〃Oh;   come   to   lunch;〃   I   said。   〃Barker;   do   you   really   know   the   first
  husband is alive?〃
  〃Wasn't   dead   last   winter。〃 And   Barker   gave   us   the   particulars。   Miss
  Katie Peck had not served long in the restaurant before she was wooed and
  won by a man who had been a ranch cook; a sheep…herder; a bar…tender; a
  freight hand; and was then hauling poles for the government。 During his
  necessary absences from home she; too; went out…of…doors。 This he often
  discovered; and would beat her; and she would then also beat him。 After
  the beatings one of them would always leave the other forever。 Thus was
  Sidney kept in small…talk until Mrs。 Lusk one day really did not come back。
  〃Lusk;〃 said the  Governor; finishing   his story; 〃cried   around the saloons
  for a couple of days; and then went on hauling poles for the government;
  till at last he said he'd heard of a better job south; and next we knew of
  him he was round Leavenworth。 Lusk was a pretty poor bird。 Owes me ten
  dollars。〃
  〃Well;〃 I said; 〃none of us ever knew about him when she came to stay
  with Mrs。 Taylor on Bear Creek。 She was Miss Peck when Lin made her
  Mrs。 McLean。〃
  〃You'll notice;〃 said the Governor; 〃how she has got him under in three
  weeks。 Old hand; you see。〃
  〃Poor Lin!〃 I said。
  〃Lucky; I call him;〃 said the Governor。 〃He can quit her。〃
  〃Supposing McLean does not want to quit her?〃
  〃She's educating him to want to right now; and I think he'll learn pretty
  quick。  I   guess   Mr。  Lin's   romance   wasn't   very  ideal this   trip。  Hello!   here
  comes Jode。 Jode; won't you lunch with us? Mr。 Ogden; of New York; Mr。
  Jode。 Mr。 Jode is our signal…service officer; Mr。 Ogden。〃 The Governor's
  eyes were sparkling hilariously; and he winked at me。
  〃Gentlemen;   good…morning。   Mr。   Ogden;   I   am  honored   to   make   your
  acquaintance;〃 said the signal…service officer。
  〃Jode; when is it going to rain?〃 said the Governor; anxiously。
  Now Jode is the most extraordinarily solemn man I have ever known。
  He has the solemnity of all science; added to the unspeakable weight of
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  representing      five  of   the  oldest   families    in  South   Carolina。     The   Jodes
  themselves were not old in South Carolina; but immensely so inI think
  he told me it was Long Island。 His name is Poinsett Middleton Manigault
  Jode。 He used to weigh a hundred and twenty…eight pounds then; but his
  health   has strengthened   in   that   climate。  His   clothes   were black; his   face
  was white; with black eyes sharp as a pin; he had the shape of a spout the
  same narrow size all the way downand his voice was as dry and light as
  an egg…shell。  In his first days   at   Cheyenne he had   constantly  challenged
  large cowboys for taking familiarities with his dignity; and they; after one
  moment's   bewilderment;   had   concocted   apologies   that   entirely   met   his
  exactions; and gave them much satisfaction also。 Nobody would have hurt
  Jode   for   the   world。   In   time   he   came   to   see   that   Wyoming   was   a   game
  invented   after   his   book   of   rules   was   published;   and   he   looked   on;   but
  could   not   play   the   game。   He   had   fallen;   along   with   other   incongruities;
  into the roaring Western hotch…pot; and he passed his careful; precise days
  with barometers and weather…charts。
  He     answered      the   Governor       with    official   and    South     Carolina
  impressiveness。   〃There   is   no   indication   of   diminution   of   the   prevailing
  pressure;〃 he said。
  〃Well; that's what I thought;〃 said the joyous Governor; 〃so I'm going
  to whoop her up。〃
  〃What do you expect to whoop up; sir?〃
  〃Atmosphere;   and   all   that;〃   said   the   Governor。   〃Whole   business   has
  got to get a move on。 I've sent for a rain…maker。〃
  〃Governor;      you    are  certainly   a  wag;    sir;〃  said  Jode;   who    enjoyed
  Barker as some people enjoy a symphony; without understanding it。 But
  after we had reached the club and were lunching; and Jode realized that a
  letter   had   actually   been   written   telling   Hilbrun   to   come   and   bring   his
  showers with him; the punctilious signal…service officer stated hi