第 43 节
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  echoes of a soul that had missed its destiny; and felt the sufferings
  of a heart; essentially generous and charitable; whose charity and
  generosity could never be exercised; she realized the immensity of the
  desert in which the powers of this noble; unrecognized soul had been
  wasted; and knew that she herself; with the little joys and interests
  of her city life relieving the bitter trials sent from God; was not
  the most unhappy of the two。
  〃You who are so pious;〃 she said; 〃explain to me my shortcomings; tell
  me what it is that God is punishing in me。〃
  〃He is preparing us; my child;〃 answered the old woman; 〃for the
  striking of the last hour。〃
  At midnight the Knights of Idleness were collecting; one by one like
  shadows; under the trees of the boulevard Baron; and speaking together
  in whispers。
  〃What are we going to do?〃 was the first question of each as he
  arrived。
  〃I think;〃 said Francois; 〃that Max means merely to give us a supper。〃
  〃No; matters are very serious for him; and for the Rabouilleuse: no
  doubt; he has concocted some scheme against the Parisians。〃
  〃It would be a good joke to drive them away。〃
  〃My grandfather;〃 said Baruch; 〃is terribly alarmed at having two
  extra mouths to feed; and he'd seize on any pretext〃
  〃Well; comrades!〃 cried Max softly; now appearing on the scene; 〃why
  are you star…gazing? the planets don't distil kirschwasser。 Come; let
  us go to Mere Cognette's!〃
  〃To Mere Cognette's! To Mere Cognette's!〃 they all cried。
  The cry; uttered as with one voice; produced a clamor which rang
  through the town like the hurrah of troops rushing to an assault;
  total silence followed。 The next day; more than one inhabitant must
  have said to his neighbor: 〃Did you hear those frightful cries last
  night; about one o'clock? I thought there was surely a fire
  somewhere。〃
  A supper worthy of La Cognette brightened the faces of the twenty…two
  guests; for the whole Order was present。 At two in the morning; as
  they were beginning to 〃siroter〃 (a word in the vocabulary of the
  Knights which admirably expresses the act of sipping and tasting the
  wine in small quantities); Max rose to speak:
  〃My dear fellows! the honor of your grand master was grossly attacked
  this morning; after our memorable joke with Fario's cart;attacked by
  a vile pedler; and what is more; a Spaniard (oh; Cabrera!); and I have
  resolved to make the scoundrel feel the weight of my vengeance;
  always; of course; within the limits we have laid down for our fun。
  After reflecting about it all day; I have found a trick which is worth
  putting into execution;a famous trick; that will drive him crazy。
  While avenging the insult offered to the Order in my person; we shall
  be feeding the sacred animals of the Egyptians;little beasts which
  are; after all; the creatures of God; and which man unjustly
  persecutes。 Thus we see that good is the child of evil; and evil is
  the offspring of good; such is the paramount law of the universe! I
  now order you all; on pain of displeasing your very humble grand
  master; to procure clandestinely; each one of you; twenty rats; male
  or female as heaven pleases。 Collect your contingent within three
  days。 If you can get more; the surplus will be welcome。 Keep the
  interesting rodents without food; for it is essential that the
  delightful little beasts be ravenous with hunger。 Please observe that
  I will accept both house…mice and field…mice as rats。 If we multiply
  twenty…two by twenty; we shall have four hundred; four hundred
  accomplices let loose in the old church of the Capuchins; where Fario
  has stored all his grain; will consume a not insignificant quantity!
  But be lively about it! There's no time to lose。 Fario is to deliver
  most of the grain to his customers in a week or so; and I am
  determined that that Spaniard shall find a terrible deficit。
  Gentlemen; I have not the merit of this invention;〃 continued Max;
  observing the signs of general admiration。 〃Render to Caesar that
  which is Caesar's; and to God that which is God's。 My scheme is only a
  reproduction of Samson's foxes; as related in the Bible。 But Samson
  was an incendiary; and therefore no philanthropist; while we; like the
  Brahmins; are the protectors of a persecuted race。 Mademoiselle Flore
  Brazier has already set all her mouse…traps; and Kouski; my right…arm;
  is hunting field…mice。 I have spoken。〃
  〃I know;〃 said Goddet; 〃where to find an animal that's worth forty
  rats; himself alone。〃
  〃What's that?〃
  〃A squirrel。〃
  〃I offer a little monkey;〃 said one of the younger members; 〃he'll
  make himself drunk on wheat。〃
  〃Bad; very bad!〃 exclaimed Max; 〃it would show who put the beasts
  there。〃
  〃But we might each catch a pigeon some night;〃 said young Beaussier;
  〃taking them from different farms; if we put them through a hole in
  the roof; they'll attract thousands of others。〃
  〃So; then; for the next week; Fario's storehouse is the order of the
  night;〃 cried Max; smiling at Beaussier。 〃Recollect; people get up
  early in Saint…Paterne。 Mind; too; that none of you go there without
  turning the soles of your list shoes backward。 Knight Beaussier; the
  inventor of pigeons; is made director。 As for me; I shall take care to
  leave my imprint on the sacks of wheat。 Gentlemen; you are; all of
  you; appointed to the commissariat of the Army of Rats。 If you find a
  watchman sleeping in the church; you must manage to make him drunk;
  and do it cleverly;so as to get him far away from the scene of the
  Rodents' Orgy。〃
  〃You don't say anything about the Parisians?〃 questioned Goddet。
  〃Oh!〃 exclaimed Max; 〃I want time to study them。 Meantime; I offer my
  best shotgunthe one the Emperor gave me; a treasure from the
  manufactory at Versaillesto whoever finds a way to play the Bridaus
  a trick which shall get them into difficulties with Madame and
  Monsieur Hochon; so that those worthy old people shall send them off;
  or they shall be forced to go of their own accord;without;
  understand me; injuring the venerable ancestors of my two friends here
  present; Baruch and Francois。〃
  〃All right! I'll think of it;〃 said Goddet; who coveted the gun。
  〃If the inventor of the trick doesn't care for the gun; he shall have
  my horse;〃 added Max。
  After this night twenty brains were tortured to lay a plot against
  Agathe and her son; on the basis of Max's programme。 But the devil
  alone; or chance; could really help them to success; for the
  conditions given made the thing well…nigh impossible。
  The next morning Agathe and Joseph came downstairs just before the
  second breakfast; which took place at ten o'clock。 In Monsieur
  Hochon's household the name of first breakfast was given to a cup of
  milk and slice of bread and butter which was taken in bed; or when
  rising。 While waiting for Madame Hochon; who notwithstanding her age
  went minutely through the ceremonies with which the duchesses of Louis
  XV。's time performed their toilette; Joseph noticed Jean…Jacques
  Rouget planted squarely on his feet at the door of his house across
  the street。 He naturally pointed him out to his mother; who was unable
  to recognize her brother; so little did he look like what he was when
  she left him。
  〃That is your brother;〃 said Adolphine; who entered; giving an arm to
  her grandmother。
  〃What an idiot he looks like!〃 exclaimed Joseph。
  Agathe clasped her hands; and raised her eyes to heaven。
  〃What a state they have driven him to! Good God! can that be a man
  only fifty…seven years old?〃
  She looked attentively at her brother; and saw Flore Brazier standing
  directly behind him; with her hair dressed; a pair of snowy shoulders
  and a dazzling bosom showing through a gauze neckerchief; which was
  trimmed with lace; she was wearing a dress with a tight…fitting waist;
  made of grenadine (a silk material then much in fashion); with leg…of…
  mutton sleeves so…called; fastened at the wrists by handsome
  bracelets。 A gold chain rippled over the crab…girl's bosom as she
  leaned forward to give Jean…Jacques his black silk cap lest he should
  take cold。 The scene was evidently studied。
  〃Hey!〃 cried Joseph; 〃there's a fine woman; and a rare one! She is
  made; as they say; to paint。 What flesh…tints! Oh; the lovely tones!
  what surface! what curves! Ah; those shoulders! She's a magnificent
  caryatide。 What a model she would have been for one of Titians'
  Venuses!〃
  Adolphine and Madame Hochon thought he was talking Greek; but Agathe
  signed to them behind his back; as if to say that she was accustomed
  to such jargon。
  〃So you think a creature who is depriving you of your property
  handsome?〃 said Madame Hochon。
  〃That doesn't prevent her from being a splendid model!just plump
  enough not to spoil the hips and the general contour〃
  〃My son; you are not in your studio;〃 said Agathe。 〃Adolphine is
  here。〃
  〃Ah; true! I did wrong。 But you must remembe