第 25 节
作者:蝴蝶的出走      更新:2024-04-14 09:15      字数:9321
  the remaining ones are handed over to his wife to read
  after the baby goes to sleep。  A few days later the editor
  gathers in the MSS。 during his regular rounds and con…
  siders the verdict of his assorted readers。
  This system of making up a magazine has been very
  successful; and the circulation; paced by the advertising
  rates; is making a wonderful record of speed。
  The Hearthstone Company also publishes books; and
  its imprint is to be found on several successful works
  all recommended; says the editor; by the Hearthstone'8
  army of volunteer readers。  Now and then (according to
  talkative members of the editorial staff) the Hearthstone
  has allowed manuscripts to slip through its fingers on the
  advice of its heterogeneous readers; that afterward proved
  to be famous sellers when brought out by other houses。
  For instance (the gossips say); 〃The Rise and Fall
  of Silas Latham〃 was unfavourably passed upon by the
  elevator…man; the office…boy unanimously rejected 〃The
  Boss〃; 〃In the Bishop's Carriage〃 was contemptuously
  looked upon by the street…car conductor; 〃The Deliver…
  ance〃 was turned down by a clerk in the subscription
  department whose wife's mother had just begun a two…
  months' visit at his home; 〃The Queen's Quair〃 came
  back from the janitor with the comment: 〃So is the book。〃
  But nevertheless the Hearthstone adheres to its theory
  and system; and it will never lack volunteer readers;
  for each one of the widely scattered staff; from the young
  lady stenographer in the editorial office to the man who
  shovels in coal (whose adverse decision lost to the Hearth…
  stone Company the manuscript of 〃The Under World〃);
  has expectations of becoming editor of the magazine some
  day。
  This method of the Hearthstone was well known to
  Allen Slayton when he wrote his novelette entitled 〃Love
  Is All。〃  Slayton had hung about the editorial offices
  of all the magazines so persistently that he was acquainted
  with the inner workings of every one in Gotham。
  He knew not only that the editor of the Hearthstone
  handed his MSS。 around among different types of people
  for reading; but that the stories of sentimental love…
  interest went to Miss Puffkin; the editor's stenographer。
  Another of the editor's peculiar customs was to conceal
  invariably the name of the writer from his readers of
  MSS。 so that a glittering name might not influence the
  sincerity of their reports。
  Slayton made 〃Love Is All〃 the effort of his life。  He
  gave it six months of the best work of his heart and
  brain。  It was a pure love…story; fine; elevated; romantic;
  passionate  a prose poem that set the divine blessing
  of love (I am transposing from the manuscript) high
  above all earthly gifts and honours; and listed it in the
  catalogue of heaven's choicest rewards。  Slayton's literary
  ambition was intense。  He would have sacrificed all
  other worldly possessions to have gained fame in his
  chosen art。  He would almost have cut off his right
  hand; or have offered himself to the knife of the appendi…
  citis fancier to have realized his dream of seeing one of
  his efforts published in the Hearthstone。
  Slayton finished 〃Love Is All;〃 and took it to thy
  Hearthstone in person。  The office of the magazine was
  in a large; conglomerate building; presided under by a
  janitor。
  As the writer stepped inside the door on his way to
  the elevator a potato masher flew through the hall; wreck…
  ing; Slayton's hat; and smashing the glass of the door。
  Closely following in the wake of the utensil flew the
  janitor; a bulky; unwholesome man; suspenderless and
  sordid; panic…stricken and breathless。  A frowsy; tall
  woman with flying hair followed the missile。  The
  janitor's foot slipped on the tiled floor; he fell in a heap
  with an exclamation of despair。  The woman pounced upon
  him and seized his hair。  The man bellowed lustily。
  Her vengeance wreaked; the virago rose and stalked
  triumphant as Minerva; back to some cryptic domestic
  retreat at the rear。  The janitor got to his feet; blown
  and humiliated。
  〃This is married life;〃 he said to Slayton; with a certain
  bruised humour。  〃That's the girl I used to lay awake
  of nights thinking about。  Sorry about your hat; mister。
  Say; don't snitch to the tenants about this; will yer?
  I don't want to lose me job。〃
  Slayton took the elevator at the end of the hall and
  went up to the offices of the Hearthstone。  He left the
  MS。 of 〃Love Is All〃 with the editor; who agreed to give;
  him an answer as to its availability at the end of a week。
  Slayton formulated his great winning scheme on his
  way down。  It struck him with one brilliant flash; and
  he could not refrain from admiring his own genius in
  conceiving the idea。  That very night he set about carry…
  ing it into execution。
  Miss Puffkin; the Hearthstone stenographer; boarded
  in the same house with the author。  She was an oldish;
  thin; exclusive; languishing; sentimental maid; and
  Slayton had been introduced to her some time before。
  The writer's daring and self…sacrificing project was
  this:  He knew that the editor of the Hearthstone relied
  strongly upon Miss Puffkin's judgment in the manuscript
  of romantic and sentimental fiction。  Her taste represented
  the immense average of mediocre women who devour
  novels and stories of that type。  The central idea and
  keynote of 〃Love Is All〃 was love at first sight  the
  enrapturing; irresistible; soul…thrilling; feeling that com…
  pels a man or a woman to recognize his or her spirit…mate
  as soon as heart speaks to heart。  Suppose he should
  impress this divine truth upon Miss Puffkin personally!
  would she not surely indorse her new and rapturous
  sensations by recommending highly to the editor of the
  Hearthstone the novelette 〃Love Is All〃 ?
  Slayton thought so。  And that night he took Miss
  Puffkin to the theatre。  The next night he made vehement
  love to her in the dim parlour of the boarding…house。  He
  quoted freely from 〃Love Is All〃; and he wound up with
  Miss Puffkin's head on his shoulder; and visions of literary
  fame dancing in his head。
  But Slayton did not stop at love…making。  This; he
  said to himself; was the turning point of his life; and; like
  a true sportsman; he 〃went the limit。〃  On Thursday
  night he and Miss Puffkin walked over to the Big Church
  in the Middle of the Block and were married。
  Brave Slayton!  Chateaubriand died in a garret;
  Byron courted a widow; Keats starved to death; Poe
  mixed his drinks; De Quincey hit the pipe; Ade lived in
  Chica…o; James kept on doing it; Dic Kens wore white
  socks; De Maupassant wore a strait…jacket; Tom Watson
  became a Populist; Jeremiah wept; all these authors did
  these things for the sake of literature; but thou didst
  cap them all; thou marriedst a wife for to carve for thyself
  a niche in the temple of fame!
  On Friday morning Mrs。 Slayton said she would go
  over to the Hearthstone office; hand in one or two manu…
  ripts that the editor had given to her to read; and resign
  her position as stenographer。
  〃Was there anything  er  that  er  you particu…
  larly fancied in the stories you are going to turn in?〃
  asked Slayton with a thumping heart。
  〃There was one a novelette; that I liked so much;〃
  said his wife。  〃I haven't read anything in years that
  I thought was half as nice and true to life。〃
  That afternoon Slayton hurried down to the Hearth…
  stone office。  He felt that his reward was close at hand。
  With a novelette in the Hearthstone; literary reputation
  would soon be his。
  The office boy met him at the railing in the outer
  office。  It was not for unsuccessful authors to hold
  personal colloquy with the editor except at rare intervals。
  Slayton; hugging himself internally; was nursing in
  his heart the exquisite hope of being able to crush the
  office boy with his forthcoming success。
  He inquired concerning his novelette。  The office boy
  went into the sacred precincts and brought forth a large
  envelope; thick with more than the bulk of a thousand
  diecks。
  〃The boss told me to tell you he's sorry;〃 said the boy;
  〃but your manuscript ain't available for the magazine。〃
  Slayton stood; dazed。  〃Can you tell me;〃 he stammered;
  〃whether or no Miss Puff  that is my  I mean Miss
  ruffkin  handed in a novelette this morning that she
  had been asked to read?〃
  〃Sure she did;〃 answered the office boy wisely。  〃I
  heard the old man say that Miss Puffkin said it was a
  daisy。  The name of it was; 'Married for the Mazuma;
  or a Working Girl's Triumph。'〃
  〃Say; you!〃  said the office boy confidentially; 〃your
  name's Slayton; ain't it?  I guess I mixed cases on vou
  without meanin' to do it。  The boss give me some manu…
  script to hand around the other day and I got the ones for
  Miss Puffkin and the janitor mixed。  I guess it's all right;
  though。〃
  And then Slayton looked closer and