第 4 节
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  households; and day after day these girls would tell him the cancans
  which were going the round of Alencon。 He called them his 〃petticoat
  gazettes;〃 his 〃talking feuilletons。〃 Never did Monsieur de Sartines
  have spies more intelligent and less expensive; or minions who showed
  more honor while displaying their rascality of mind。 So it may be said
  that in the mornings; while breakfasting; the chevalier usually amused
  himself as much as the saints in heaven。
  Suzanne was one of his favorites; a clever; ambitious girl; made of
  the stuff of a Sophie Arnold; and handsome withal; as the handsomest
  courtesan invited by Titian to pose on black velvet for a model of
  Venus; although her face; fine about the eyes and forehead;
  degenerated; lower down; into commonness of outline。 Hers was a Norman
  beauty; fresh; high…colored; redundant; the flesh of Rubens covering
  the muscles of the Farnese Hercules; and not the slender articulations
  of the Venus de' Medici; Apollo's graceful consort。
  〃Well; my child; tell me your great or your little adventure; whatever
  it is。〃
  The particular point about the chevalier which would have made him
  noticeable from Paris to Pekin; was the gentle paternity of his manner
  to grisettes。 They reminded him of the illustrious operatic queens of
  his early days; whose celebrity was European during a good third of
  the eighteenth century。 It is certain that the old gentleman; who had
  lived in days gone by with that feminine nation now as much forgotten
  as many other great things;like the Jesuits; the Buccaneers; the
  Abbes; and the Farmers…General;had acquired an irresistible good…
  humor; a kindly ease; a laisser…aller devoid of egotism; the self…
  effacement of Jupiter with Alcmene; of the king intending to be duped;
  who casts his thunderbolts to the devil; wants his Olympus full of
  follies; little suppers; feminine profusionsbut with Juno out of the
  way; be it understood。
  In spite of his old green damask dressing…gown and the bareness of the
  room in which he sat; where the floor was covered with a shabby
  tapestry in place of carpet; and the walls were hung with tavern…paper
  presenting the profiles of Louis XVI。 and members of his family;
  traced among the branches of a weeping willow with other
  sentimentalities invented by royalism during the Terror;in spite of
  his ruins; the chevalier; trimming his beard before a shabby old
  toilet…table; draped with trumpery lace; exhaled an essence of the
  eighteenth century。 All the libertine graces of his youth reappeared;
  he seemed to have the wealth of three hundred thousand francs of debt;
  while his vis…a…vis waited before the door。 He was grand;like
  Berthier on the retreat from Moscow; issuing orders to an army that
  existed no longer。
  〃Monsieur le chevalier;〃 replied Suzanne; drolly; 〃seems to me I
  needn't tell you anything; you've only to look。〃
  And Suzanne presented a side view of herself which gave a sort of
  lawyer's comment to her words。 The chevalier; who; you must know; was
  a sly old bird; lowered his right eye on the grisette; still holding
  the razor at his throat; and pretended to understand。
  〃Well; well; my little duck; we'll talk about that presently。 But you
  are rather previous; it seems to me。〃
  〃Why; Monsieur le chevalier; ought I to wait until my mother beats me
  and Madame Lardot turns me off? If I don't get away soon to Paris; I
  shall never be able to marry here; where men are so ridiculous。〃
  〃It can't be helped; my dear; society is changing; women are just as
  much victims to the present state of things as the nobility
  themselves。 After political overturn comes the overturn of morals。
  Alas! before long woman won't exist〃 (he took out the cotton…wool to
  arrange his ears): 〃she'll lose everything by rushing into sentiment;
  she'll wring her nerves; good…bye to all the good little pleasures of
  our time; desired without shame; accepted without nonsense。〃 (He
  polished up the little negroes' heads。) 〃Women had hysterics in those
  days to get their ends; but now〃 (he began to laugh) 〃their vapors end
  in charcoal。 In short; marriage〃 (here he picked up his pincers to
  remove a hair) 〃will become a thing intolerable; whereas it used to be
  so gay in my day! The reigns of Louis XIV。 and Louis XV。remember
  this; my childsaid farewell to the finest manners and morals ever
  known to the world。〃
  〃But; Monsieur le chevalier;〃 said the grisette; 〃the matter now
  concerns the morals and honor of your poor little Suzanne; and I hope
  you won't abandon her。〃
  〃Abandon her!〃 cried the chevalier; finishing his hair; 〃I'd sooner
  abandon my own name。〃
  〃Ah!〃 exclaimed Suzanne。
  〃Now; listen to me; you little mischief;〃 said the chevalier; sitting
  down on a huge sofa; formerly called a duchesse; which Madame Lardot
  had been at some pains to find for him。
  He drew the magnificent Suzanne before him; holding her legs between
  his knees。 She let him do as he liked; although in the street she was
  offish enough to other men; refusing their familiarities partly from
  decorum and partly for contempt for their commonness。 She now stood
  audaciously in front of the chevalier; who; having fathomed in his day
  many other mysteries in minds that were far more wily; took in the
  situation at a single glance。 He knew very well that no young girl
  would joke about a real dishonor; but he took good care not to knock
  over the pretty scaffolding of her lie as he touched it。
  〃We slander ourselves;〃 he said with inimitable craft; 〃we are as
  virtuous as that beautiful biblical girl whose name we bear; we can
  always marry as we please; but we are thirsty for Paris; where
  charming creaturesand we are no foolget rich without trouble。 We
  want to go and see if the great capital of pleasures hasn't some young
  Chevalier de Valois in store for us; with a carriage; diamonds; an
  opera…box; and so forth。 Russians; Austrians; Britons; have millions
  on which we have an eye。 Besides; we are patriotic; we want to help
  France in getting back her money from the pockets of those gentry。
  Hey! hey! my dear little devil's duck! it isn't a bad plan。 The world
  you live in may cry out a bit; but success justifies all things。 The
  worst thing in this world; my dear; is to be without money; that's our
  disease; yours and mine。 Now inasmuch as we have plenty of wit; we
  thought it would be a good thing to parade our dear little honor; or
  dishonor; to catch an old boy; but that old boy; my dear heart; knows
  the Alpha and Omega of female tricks;which means that you could
  easier put salt on a sparrow's tail than to make me believe I have
  anything to do with your little affair。 Go to Paris; my dear; go at
  the cost of an old celibate; I won't prevent it; in fact; I'll help
  you; for an old bachelor; Suzanne; is the natural money…box of a young
  girl。 But don't drag me into the matter。 Listen; my queen; you who
  know life pretty well; you would me great harm and give me much pain;
  harm; because you would prevent my marriage in a town where people
  cling to morality; pain; because if you are in trouble (which I deny;
  you sly puss!) I haven't a penny to get you out of it。 I'm as poor as
  a church mouse; you know that; my dear。 Ah! if I marry Mademoiselle
  Cormon; if I am once more rich; of course I would prefer you to
  Cesarine。 You've always seemed to me as fine as the gold they gild on
  lead; you were made to be the love of a great seigneur。 I think you so
  clever that the trick you are trying to play off on me doesn't
  surprise me one bit; I expected it。 You are flinging the scabbard
  after the sword; and that's daring for a girl。 It takes nerve and
  superior ideas to do it; my angel; and therefore you have won my
  respectful esteem。〃
  〃Monsieur le chevalier; I assure you; you are mistaken; and〃
  She colored; and did not dare to say more。 The chevalier; with a
  single glance; had guessed and fathomed her whole plan。
  〃Yes; yes! I understand: you want me to believe it;〃 he said。 〃Well! I
  do believe it。 But take my advice: go to Monsieur du Bousquier。
  Haven't you taken linen there for the last six or eight months? I'm
  not asking what went on between you; but I know the man: he has
  immense conceit; he is an old bachelor; and very rich; and he only
  spends a quarter of a comfortable income。 If you are as clever as I
  suppose; you can go to Paris at his expense。 There; run along; my
  little doe; go and twist him round your finger。 Only; mind this: be as
  supple as silk; at every word take a double turn round him and make a
  knot。 He is a man to fear scandal; and if he has given you a chance to
  put him in the pilloryin short; understand; threaten him with the
  ladies of the Maternity Hospital。 Besides; he's ambitious。 A man
  succeeds through his wife; and you are handsome and clever enough to
  make the fortune of a husband。 Hey! the mischief! you could hold your
  own against all the court ladies。〃
  Suzanne; whose mind took i