Three　hundred　steel…clad　gentlemen；　we　drove　the　foe　before　us；
  And　thirty　score　of　British　bows　kept　twanging　to　the　chorus！
  O　knights；　my　noble　ancestors！　and　shall　I　never　hear
  Saint　Willibald　for　Bareacres　through　battle　ringing　clear？
  I'd　cut　me　off　this　strong　right　hand　a　single　hour　to　ride；
  And　strike　a　blow　for　Bareacres；　my　fathers；　at　your　side！
  〃Dash　down；　dash　down；　yon　Mandolin；　beloved　sister　mine！
  Those　blushing　lips　may　never　sing　the　glories　of　our　line：
  Our　ancient　castles　echo　to　the　clumsy　feet　of　churls；
  The　spinning　Jenny　houses　in　the　mansion　of　our　Earls。
  Sing　not；　sing　not；　my　Angeline！　in　days　so　base　and　vile；
  'Twere　sinful　to　be　happy；　'twere　sacrilege　to　smile。
  I'll　hie　me　to　my　lonely　hall；　and　by　its　cheerless　hob
  I'll　muse　on　other　days；　and　wishand　wish　I　were。A　SNOB。〃
  〃All　young　Hengland；　I'm　told；　considers　the　poim　bewtifle。
  They're　always　writing　about　battleaxis　and　shivvlery；　these　young
  chaps；　but　the　ideer　of　Southdown　in　a　shoot　of　armer；　and　his
  cuttin　hoff　his　'strong　right　hand；'　is　rayther　too　good；　the
  feller　is　about　5　fit　hi；as　ricketty　as　a　babby；　with　a　vaist
  like　a　gal；　and　though　he　may　have　the　art　and　curridge　of　a　Bengal
  tyger；　I'd　back　my　smallest　cab…boy　to　lick　him；that　is；　if　I　AD
  a　cab…boy。　　But　io！　MY　cab…days　is　over。
  〃Be　still　my　hagnizing　Art！　　I　now　am　about　to　hunfoald　the　dark
  payges　of　the　Istry　of　my　life！〃
  〃My　friends！　you've　seen　me　ither2　in　the　full　kerear　of　Fortn；
  prawsprus　but　not　hover　prowd　of　my　prawsperraty；　not　dizzy　though
  mounted　on　the　haypix　of　Good　Luckfeasting　hall　the　great　（like
  the　Good　Old　Henglish　Gent　in　the　song；　which　he　has　been　my　moddle
  and　igsample　through　life）；　but　not　forgitting　the　smallNo；　my
  beayvior　to　my　granmother　at　Healing　shows　that。　　I　bot　her　a　new
  donkey　cart　（what　the　French　call　a　cart…blansh）　and　a　handsome　set
  of　peggs　for　anging　up　her　linning；　and　treated　Huncle　Bill　to　a
  new　shoot　of　close；　which　he　ordered　in　St。　Jeames's　Street；　much
  to　the　estonishment　of　my　Snyder　there；　namely　an　olliffgreen
  velvyteen　jackit　and　smalclose；　and　a　crimsn　plush　weskoat　with
  glas…buttns。　　These　pints　of　genarawsaty　in　my　disposishn　I　never
  should　have　eluded　to；　but　to　show　that　I　am　naturally　of　a　noble
  sort；　and　have　that　kind　of　galliant　carridge　which　is　equel　to
  either　good　or　bad　forting。
  〃What　was　the　substns　of　my　last　chapter？　　In　that　everythink　was
  prepayred　for　my　marridgethe　consent　of　the　parents　of　my
  Hangelina　was　gaynd；　the　lovely　gal　herself　was　ready　（as　I
  thought）　to　be　led　to　Himing's　halterthe　trooso　was　horderedthe
  wedding　dressis　were　being　phitted　hona　weddinkake　weighing　half
  a　tunn　was　a　gettn　reddy　by　Mesurs　Gunter　of　Buckley　Square；　there
  was　such　an　account　for　Shantilly　and　Honiton　laces　as　would　have
  staggerd　hennyboddy　（I　know　they　did　the　Commissioner　when　I　came
  hup　for　my　Stiffikit）；　and　has　for　Injar…shawls　I　bawt　a　dozen　sich
  fine　ones　as　never　was　given　awayno　not　by　Hiss　Iness　the　Injan
  Prins　Juggernaut　Tygore。　　The　juils　（a　pearl　and　dimind　shoot）　were
  from　the　establishmint　of　Mysurs　Storr　and　Mortimer。　　The　honey…
  moon　I　intended　to　pass　in　a　continentle　excussion；　and　was　in
  treaty　for　the　ouse　at　Halberd…gate　（hopsit　Mr。　Hudson's）　as　my
  town…house。　　I　waited　to　cumclude　the　putchis　untle　the　Share…
  Markit　which　was　rayther　deprest　（oing　I　think　not　so　much　to　the
  atax　of　the　misrable　Times　as　to　the　prodidjus　flams　of　the　Morning
  Erald）　was　restored　to　its　elthy　toan。　　I　wasn't　goin　to　part　with
  scrip　which　was　20　primmium　at　2　or　3：　and　bein　confidnt　that　the
  Markit　would　rally；　had　bought　very　largely　for　the　two　or　three
  new　accounts。
  〃This　will　explane　to　those　unfortnight　traydsmen　to　womb　I　gayv
  orders　for　a　large　igstent　ow　it　was　that　I　couldn't　pay　their
  accounts。　　I　am　the　soal　of　onourbut　no　gent　can　pay　when　he　has
  no　moneyit's　not　MY　fault　if　that　old　screw　Lady　Bareacres
  cabbidged　three　hundred　yards　of　lace；　and　kep　back　4　of　the
  biggest　diminds　and　seven　of　the　largist　Injar　Shawlsit's　not　MY
  fault　if　the　tradespeople　didn　git　their　goods　back；　and　that　Lady
  B。　declared　they　were　LOST。　　I　began　the　world　afresh　with　the
  close　on　my　back；　and　thirteen　and　six　in　money；　concealing
  nothink；　giving　up　heverythink；　Onist　and　undismayed；　and　though
  beat；　with　pluck　in　me　still；　and　ready　to　begin　agin。
  〃Wellit　was　the　day　before　that　apinted　for　my　Unium。　　The
  'Ringdove'　steamer　was　lying　at　Dover　ready　to　carry　us　hoff。　　The
  Bridle　apartmince　had　been　hordered　at　Salt　Hill；　and　subsquintly
  at　Balong　sur　Marethe　very　table　cloth　was　laid　for　the　weddn
  brexfst　in　Ill　Street；　and　the　Bride's　Right　Reverend　Huncle；　the
  Lord　Bishop　of　Bullocksmithy；　had　arrived　to　sellabrayt　our　unium。
  All　the　papers　were　full　of　it。　　Crowds　of　the　fashnable　world　went
  to　see　the　trooso；　and　admire　the　Carridges　in　Long　Hacre。　　Our
  travleng　charrat　（light　bloo　lined　with　pink　satting；　and
  vermillium　and　goold　weals）　was　the　hadmaration　of　all　for　quiet
  ellygns。　　We　were　to　travel　only　4；　viz。　me；　my　lady；　my　vally；　and
  Mary　Hann　as　famdyshamber　to　my　Hangelina。　　Far　from　oposing　our
  match；　this　worthy　gal　had　quite　givn　into　it　of　late；　and　laught
  and　joakt；　and　enjoyd　our　plans　for　the　fewter　igseedinkly。
  〃I'd　left　my　lovely　Bride　very　gay　the　night　beforeaving　a
  multachewd　of　bisniss　on；　and　Stockbrokers'　and　bankers'　accounts
  to　settle：　atsettrey　atsettrey。　　It　was　layt　before　I　got　these　in
  horder：　my　sleap　was　feavrish；　as　most　mens　is　when　they　are　going
  to　be　marrid　or　to　be　hanged。　　I　took　my　chocklit　in　bed　about　one：
  tride　on　my　wedding　close；　and　found　as　ushle　that　they　became　me
  exeedingly。
  〃One　thing　distubbed　my　mindtwo　weskts　had　been　sent　home。　　A
  blush…white　satting　and　gold；　and　a　kinary　colored　tabbinet
  imbridered　in　silver：　which　should　I　wear　on　the　hospicious　day？
  This　hadgitated　and　perplext　me　a　good　deal。　　I　detummined　to　go
  down　to　Hill　Street　and　cumsult　the　Lady　whose　wishis　were
  henceforth　to　be　my　HALLINALL；　and　wear　whichever　SHE　phixt　on。
  〃There　was　a　great　bussel　and　distubbans　in　the　Hall　in　Ill　Street：
  which　I　etribyouted　to　the　eproaching　event。　　The　old　porter　stared
  meost　uncommon　when　I　kem　inthe　footman　who　was　to　enounce　me
  laft　I　thoughtI　was　going　up　stairs
  〃'Her　ladyship's　notnot　at　HOME；'　says　the　man；　'and　my　lady's
  hill　in　bed。'
  〃'Git　lunch；'　says　I；　'I'll　wait　till　Lady　Hangelina　returns。'
  〃At　this　the　feller　loox　at　me　for　a　momint　with　his　cheex　blown
  out　like　a　bladder；　and　then　busts　out　in　a　reglar　guffau！　the
  porter　jined　in　it；　the　impident　old　raskle：　and　Thomas　says；
  slapping　his　and　on　his　thy；　without　the　least　respectI　say；
  Huffy；　old　boy！　ISN'T　this　a　good　un？'
  〃'Wadyermean；　you　infunnle　scoundrel；'　says　I；　'hollaring　and
  laffing　at　me？'
  〃'Oh；　here's　Miss　Mary　Hann　coming　up；'　says　Thomas；　'ask　HER'and
  indeed　there　came　my　little　Mary　Hann　tripping　down　the　stairsher
  &s　in　her　pockits；　and　when　she　saw　me；　SHE　began　to　blush　and　look
  hod　&　then　to　grin　too。
  〃'In　the　name　of　Imperence；'　says　I；　rushing　on　Thomas；　and
  collaring　him　fit　to　throttle　him'no　raskle　of　a　flunky　shall
  insult　ME；'　and　I　sent　him　staggerin　up　aginst　the　porter；　and　both
  of　'em　into　the　hall…chair　with　a　floppwhen　Mary　Hann；　jumping
  down；　says；　'O　James！　　O　Mr。　Plush！　read　this'and　she　pulled　out
  a　billy　doo。
  〃I　reckanized　the　and…writing　of　Hangelina。〃
  〃Deseatful　Hangelina's　billy　ran　as　follows：
  〃'I　had　all　along　hoped　that　you　would　have　relinquished
  pretensions　which　you　must　have　seen　were　so　disagreeable　to　me；
  and　have　spared　me　the　painful　necessity　of　the　step　which　I　am
  compelled　to　take。　　For　a　long　time　I　could　not　believe　my　parents
  were　serious　in　wishing　to　sacrifice　me；　but　have　in　vain　entreated
  them　to　spare　me。　　I　cannot　undergo　the　shame　and　misery　of　a　union
  with　you。　　To　the　very　last　hour　I　remonstrated　in　vain；　and　only
  now　anticipate　by　a　few　hours；　my　departure　from　a　home　from　which
  they　themselves　were　about　to　expel　me。
  〃'When　you　receive　this；　I　shall　be　united　to　the　person　to　whom；
  as　you　are　aware；　my　heart　was　given　long　ago。　　My　parents　are
  already　informed　of　the　step　I　have　taken。　　And　I　have　my　own　honor
  to　consult；　even　before　their　benefit：　they　will　forgive　me；　I　hope
  and　feel；　before　long。
  〃'As　for　yourself；　may　I　not　hope　that　time　will　calm　your
  exquisite　feelings　too？　　I　leave　Mary　Ann　behind　me　to　console　you。
  She　admires　you　as　you　deserve　to　be　admired；　and　with　a　constancy
  which　I　entreat　you　to　try　and　imitate。　　Do；　my　dear　Mr。　Plush；
  tryfor　the　sake　of　your　sincere　friend　and　admirer；　A。
  〃'P。S。　　I　leave　the　wedding…dresses　behind　for　her：　the　diamonds
  are　beautiful；　and　will　become　Mrs。　Plush　admirably。'
  〃This　was　hall！Confewshn！　　And　there　stood　the　footmen　sniggerin；
  and　that