in　the　bedwor。
  〃O　HangelinaMy　adord　one；　My　Arts　joy！〃　。　。　。
  〃BAREACRES；　me；　the　ladies　of　the　famly；　with　their　sweet
  Southdown；　B's　eldest　son；　and　George　Silvertop；　the　shabby　Capting
  （who　seems　to　git　leaf　from　his　ridgmint　whenhever　he　likes；）　have
  beene　down　into　Diddlesex　for　a　few　days；　enjying　the　spawts　of　the
  feald　there。
  〃Never　having　done　much　in　the　gunning　line　（since　when　a　hinnasent
  boy；　me　and　Jim　Cox　used　to　go　out　at　Healing；　and　shoot　sparrers
  in　the　Edges　with　a　pistle）I　was　reyther　dowtfle　as　to　my　suxes
  as　a　shot；　and　practusd　for　some　days　at　a　stoughd　bird　in　a
  shooting　gallery；　which　a　chap　histed　up　and　down　with　a　string。　　I
  sugseaded　in　itting　the　hannimle　pretty　well。　　I　bought　Awker's
  'Shooting…Guide；'　two　double…guns　at　Mantings；　and　salected　from
  the　French　prints　of　fashn　the　most　gawjus　and　ellygant　sportting
  ebillyment。　　A　lite　blue　velvet　and　goold　cap；　woar　very　much　on
  one　hear；　a　cravatt　of　yaller　&　green　imbroidered　satting；　a　weskit
  of　the　McGrigger　plaid；　&　a　jacket　of　the　McWhirter　tartn；　（with
  large；　motherapurl　butns；　engraved　with　coaches　&　osses；　and
  sporting　subjix；）　high　leather　gayters；　and　marocky　shooting　shoes；
  was　the　simple　hellymence　of　my　costewm；　and　I　flatter　myself　set
  hoff　my　figger　in　rayther　a　fayverable　way。　　I　took　down　none　of　my
  own　pusnal　istablishmint　except　Fitzwarren；　my　hone　mann；　and　my
  grooms；　with　Desparation　and　my　curricle　osses；　and　the　Fourgong
  containing　my　dressing…case　and　close。
  〃I　was　heverywhere　introjuiced　in　the　county　as　the　great　Railroad
  Cappitlist；　who　was　to　make　Diddlesex　the　most　prawsperous　districk
  of　the　hempire。　　The　squires　prest　forrards　to　welcome　the　new
  comer　amongst　'em；　and　we　had　a　Hagricultural　Meating　of　the
  Bareacres　tenantry；　where　I　made　a　speech　droring　tears　from
  heavery　i。　　It　was　in　compliment　to　a　layborer　who　had　brought　up
  sixteen　children；　and　lived　sixty　years　on　the　istate　on　seven　bobb
  a　week。　　I　am　not　prowd；　though　I　know　my　station。　　I　shook　hands
  with　that　mann　in　lavinder　kidd　gloves。　　I　told　him　that　the
  purshuit　of　hagriculture　wos　the　noblist　hockupations　of　humannaty：
  I　spoke　of　the　yoming　of　Hengland；　who　（under　the　command　of　my
  hancisters）　had　conquered　at　Hadjincourt　&　Cressy；　and　I　gave　him　a
  pair　of　new　velveteen　inagspressables；　with　two　and　six　in　each
  pocket；　as　a　reward　for　three　score　years　of　labor。　　Fitzwarren；　my
  man；　brought　them　forrards　on　a　satting　cushing。　　Has　I　sat　down
  defning　chears　selewted　the　horator；　the　band　struck　up　'The　Good
  Old　English　Gentleman。'　　I　looked　to　the　ladies　galry；　my　Hangelina
  waived　her　ankasher　and　kissd　her　&；　and　I　sor　in　the　distans　that
  pore　Mary　Hann　efected　evidently　to　tears　by　my　ellaquints。〃
  〃What　an　adwance　that　gal　has　made　since　she's　been　in　Lady
  Hangelina's　company！　　Sins　she　wears　her　young　lady's　igsploded
  gownds　and　retired　caps　and　ribbings；　there's　an　ellygance　abowt　her
  which　is　puffickly　admarable；　and　which；　haddid　to　her　own　natral
  bewty　&　sweetniss；　creates　in　my　boozum　serting　sensatiums　。　。　。
  Shor！　I　MUSTN'T　give　way　to　fealinx　unwuthy　of　a　member　of　the
  aristoxy。　　What　can　she　be　to　me　but　a　mear　recklectiona　vishn　of
  former　ears？
  〃I'm　blest　if　I　didn　mistake　her　for　Hangelina　herself　yesterday。
  I　met　her　in　the　grand　Collydore　of　Bareacres　Castle。　　I　sor　a　lady
  in　a　melumcolly　hattatude　gacing　outawinder　at　the　setting　sun；
  which　was　eluminating　the　fair　parx　and　gardings　of　the　ancient
  demean。
  〃'Bewchus　Lady　Hangelina；'　says　I'A　penny　for　your　Ladyship's
  thought；'　says　I。
  〃'Ho；　Jeames！　　Ho；　Mr。　De　la　Pluche！'　hansered　a　well…known　vice；
  with　a　haxnt　of　sadnis　which　went　to　my　art。　　'YOU　know　what　my
  thoughts　are；　well　enough。　　I　was　thinking　of　happy；　happy　old
  times；　when　both　of　us　were　poopoooor；'　says　Mary　Hann；　busting
  out　in　a　phit　of　crying；　a　thing　I　can't　ebide。　　I　took　her　and
  tried　to　cumft　her：　I　pinted　out　the　diffrents　of　our　sitawashns；
  igsplained　to　her　that　proppaty　has　its　jewties　as　well　as　its
  previletches；　and　that　MY　juty　clearly　was　to　marry　into　a　noble
  famly。　　I　kep　on　talking　to　her　（she　sobbing　and　going　hon　hall　the
  time）　till　Lady　Hangelina　herself　came　up'The　real　Siming　Pewer；'
  as　they　say　in　the　play。
  〃There　they　stood　togetherthem　two　young　women。　　I　don't　know
  which　is　the　ansamest。　　I　coodn　help　comparing　them；　and　I　coodnt
  help　comparing　myself　to　a　certing　Hannimle　I've　read　of；　that
  found　it　difficklt　to　make　a　choice　betwigst　2　Bundles　of　A。〃
  〃That　ungrateful　beest　Fitzwarrenmy　oan　mana　feller　I've　maid　a
  fortune　fora　feller　I　give　100　lb。　per　hannum　to！a　low　bred
  Wallydyshamber！　　HE　must　be　thinking　of　falling　in　love　too！　and
  treating　me　to　his　imperence。
  〃He's　a　great　big　athlatic　fellersix　foot　i；　with　a　pair　of　black
  whiskers　like　air…brusheswith　a　look　of　a　Colonel　in　the　harmya
  dangerous　pawmpus…spoken　raskle　I　warrunt　you。　　I　was　coming　ome
  from　shuiting　this　hafternoonand　passing　through　Lady　Hangelina's
  flour…garding；　who　should　I　see　in　the　summerouse；　but　Mary　Hann
  pretending　to　em　an　ankyshr　and　Mr。　Fitzwarren　paying　his　cort　to
  her？
  〃'You　may　as　well　have　me；　Mary　Hann；'　says　he。　　'I've　saved　money。
  We'll　take　a　public…house　and　I'll　make　a　lady　of　you。　　I'm　not　a
  purse…proud　ungrateful　fellow　like　Jeameswho's　such　a　snob　（'such
  a　SNOB'　was　his　very　words！）　that　I'm　ashamed　to　wait　on　himwho's
  the　laughing　stock　of　all　the　gentry　and　the　housekeeper's　room
  tootry　a　MAN；'　says　he'don't　be　taking　on　about　such　a　humbug
  as　Jeames。'
  〃Here　young　Joe　the　keaper's　sun；　who　was　carrying　my　bagg；　bust
  out　a　laffing　thereby　causing　Mr。　Fitwarren　to　turn　round　and
  intarupt　this　polite　convasation。
  〃I　was　in　such　a　rayge。　　'Quit　the　building；　Mary　Hann；'　says　I　to
  the　young　womanand　you；　Mr。　Fitzwarren；　have　the　goodness　to
  remain。'
  〃'I　give　you　warning；'　roars　he；　looking　black；　blue；　yallerall
  the　colors　of　the　ranebo。
  〃'Take　off　your　coat；　you　imperent；　hungrateful　scoundrl；'　says　I。
  〃'It's　not　your　livery；'　says　he。
  〃'Peraps　you'll　understand　me；　when　I　take　off　my　own；'　says　I；
  unbuttoning　the　motherapurls　of　the　MacWhirter　tartn。　　'Take　my
  jackit；　Joe；'　says　I　to　the　boy；and　put　myself　in　a　hattitude
  about　which　there　was　NO　MISTAYK。
  。　　　　　　　　。　　　　　　　　。　　　　　　　　。　　　　　　　　。　　　　　　　　。
  〃He's　2　stone　heavier　than　meand　knows　the　use　of　his　ands　as
  well　as　most　men；　but　in　a　fite；　BLOOD'S　EVERYTHINK：　the　Snobb
  can't　stand　before　the　gentleman；　and　I　should　have　killed　him；
  I've　little　doubt；　but　they　came　and　stopt　the　fite　betwigst　us
  before　we'd　had　more　than　2　rounds。
  〃I　punisht　the　raskle　tremenjusly　in　that　time；　though；　and　I'm
  writing　this　in　my　own　sittn…room；　not　being　able　to　come　down　to
  dinner　on　account　of　a　black…eye　I've　got；　which　is　sweld　up　and
  disfiggrs　me　dreadfl。〃
  〃On　account　of　the　hoffle　black　i　which　I　reseaved　in　my　rangcounter
  with　the　hinfimus　Fitzwarren；　I　kep　my　roomb　for　sevral　days；　with
  the　rose…colored　curtings　of　the　apartmint　closed；　so　as　to　form　an
  agreeable　twilike；　and　a　light…bloo　sattin　shayd　over　the　injard
  pheacher。　　My　woons　was　thus　made　to　become　me　as　much　as　pawsable；
  and　（has　the　Poick　well　observes　'Nun　but　the　Brayv　desuvs　the
  Fare'）　I　cumsoled　myself　in　the　sasiaty　of　the　ladies　for　my　tempory
  disfiggarment。
  〃It　was　Mary　Hann　who　summind　the　House　and　put　an　end　to　my
  phisticoughs　with　Fitzwarren。　　I　licked　him　and　bare　him　no　mallis：
  but　of　corse　I　dismist　the　imperent　scoundrill　from　my　suvvis；
  apinting　Adolphus；　my　page；　to　his　post　of　confidenshle　Valley。
  〃Mary　Hann　and　her　young　and　lovely　Mrs。　kep　paying　me　continyoul
  visits　during　my　retiremint。　　Lady　Hangelina　was　halways　sending　me
  messidges　by　her：　while　my　exlent　friend；　Lady　Bareacres　（on　the
  contry）　was　always　sending　me　toakns　of　affeckshn　by　Hangelina。
  Now　it　was　a　coolin　hi…lotium；　inwented　by　herself；　that　her
  Ladyship　would　perscribethen；　agin；　it　would　be　a　booky　of
  flowers　（my　favrit　polly　hanthuses；　pellagoniums；　and　jyponikys）；
  which　none　but　the　fair　&s　of　Hangelina　could　dispose　about　the
  chamber　of　the　hinvyleed。　　Ho！　those　dear　mothers！　when　they　wish
  to　find　a　chans　for　a　galliant　young　feller；　or　to　ixtablish　their
  dear　gals　in　life；　what　awpertunities　they　WILL　give　a　man！　　You'd
  have　phansied　I　was　so　hill　（on　account　of　my　black　hi）；　that　I
  couldnt　live　exsep　upon　chicking　and　spoon…meat；　and　jellies；　and
  blemonges；　and　that　I　coudnt　eat　the　latter　dellixies　（which　I
  ebomminate　onternoo；　prefurring　a　cut　of　beaf　or　muttn　to　hall　the
  kickpshaws　of　France）；　unless　Hangelina　brought　them。　　I　et　'em；
  and　sacrafised　myself　for　her　dear　sayk。
  〃I　may　stayt　here　that　in　privit　convasations　with　old　Lord　B。　and
  his　son；　I　had　mayd　my　proposals　for　Hangelina；　and　was　axepted；
  and　hoped　soon　to　be　made　the　appiest　gen