第 4 节
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  her patched face I can whitewash it。〃
  〃Has she any brains?〃 asked Ojo。
  〃No; I forgot all about the brains!〃 exclaimed
  the woman。 〃I am glad you reminded me of
  them; for it is not too late to supply them; by
  any means。 Until she is brought to life I can
  do anything I please with this girl。 But I must
  be careful not to give her too much brains; and
  those she has must be such as are fitted to the
  station she is to occupy in life。 In other words;
  her brains mustn't be very good。〃
  〃Wrong;〃 said Unc Nunkie。
  〃No; I am sure I am right about that;〃 returned
  the woman。
  〃He means;〃 explained Ojo; 〃that unless your
  servant has good brains she won't know how to obey
  you properly; nor do the things you ask her to
  do。〃
  〃Well; that may be true;〃 agreed Margolotte;
  〃but; on the contrary; a servant with too much
  brains is sure to become independent and high…
  and…mighty and feel above her work。 This is a
  very delicate task; as I said; and I must take
  care to give the girl just the right quantity of
  the right sort of brains。 I want her to know just
  enough; but not too much。〃
  With this she went to another cupboard which was
  filled With shelves。 All the shelves were lined
  With blue glass bottles; neatly labeled by the
  Magician to show what they contained。 One whole
  shelf was marked: 〃Brain Furniture;〃 and the
  bottles on this shelf were labeled as follows:
  〃Obedience;〃 〃Cleverness;〃 〃Judgment;〃 〃Courage;〃
  〃Ingenuity;〃 〃Amiability;〃 〃Learning;〃 〃Truth;〃
  〃Poesy;〃 〃Self Reliance。〃
  〃Let me see;〃 said Margolotte; 〃of those
  qualities she must have 'Obedience' first of all;〃
  and she took down the bottle bearing that label
  and poured from it upon a dish several grains of
  the contents。 〃'Amiability' is also good and
  'Truth。'〃 She poured into the dish a quantity from
  each of these bottles。 〃I think that will do;〃 she
  continued; 〃for the other qualities are not needed
  in a servant。〃
  Unc Nunkie; who with Ojo stood beside her;
  touched the bottle marked 〃Cleverness。〃
  〃Little;〃 said he。
  〃A little 'Cleverness'? Well; perhaps you are
  right; sir;〃 said she; and was about to take down
  the bottle when the Crooked Magician suddenly
  called to her excitedly from the fireplace。
  〃Quick; Margolotte! Come and help me。〃
  She ran to her husband's side at once and
  helped him lift the four kettles from the fire。
  Their contents had all boiled away; leaving in
  the bottom of each kettle a few grains of fine
  white powder。 Very carefully the Magician removed
  this powder; placing it all together in a golden
  dish; where he mixed it with a golden spoon。 When
  the mixture was complete there was scarcely a
  handful; all told。
  〃That;〃 said Dr。 Pipt; in a pleased and
  triumphant tone; 〃is the wonderful Powder of Life;
  which I alone in the world know how to make。 It
  has taken me nearly six years to prepare these
  precious grains of dust; but the little heap on
  that dish is worth the price of a kingdom and many
  a king would give all he has to possess it。 When
  it has become cooled I will place it in a small
  bottle; but meantime I must watch it carefully;
  lest a gust of wind blow it away or scatter it。'
  Unc Nunkie; Margolotte and the Magician
  all stood looking at the marvelous Powder; but
  Ojo was more interested just then in the Patchwork
  Girl's brains。 Thinking it both unfair and unkind
  to deprive her of any good qualities that were
  handy; the boy took down every bottle on the shelf
  and poured some of the contents in Margolotte's
  dish。 No one saw him do this; for all were looking
  at the Powder of Life; but soon the woman
  remembered what she had been doing; and came back
  to the cupboard。
  〃Let's see;〃 she remarked; 〃I was about to give
  my girl a little 'Cleverness;' which is the
  Doctor's substitute for 'Intelligence'a quality
  he has not yet learned how to manufacture。〃 Taking
  down the bottle of 〃Cleverness〃 she added some of
  the powder to the heap on the dish。 Ojo became a
  bit uneasy at this; for he had already put quite
  a lot of the 〃Cleverness〃 powder in the dish; but
  he dared not interfere and so he comforted himself
  with the thought that one cannot have too much
  cleverness。
  Margolotte now carried the dish of brains to
  the bench。 Ripping the seam of the patch on
  the girl's forehead; she placed the powder within
  the head and then sewed up the seam as neatly
  and securely as before。
  〃My girl is all ready for your Powder of Life;
  my dear;〃 she said to her husband。 But the
  Magician replied:
  〃This powder must not be used before tomorrow
  morning; but I think it is now cool enough to be
  bottled。〃
  He selected a small gold bottle with a pepper…
  box top; so that the powder might be sprinkled on
  any object through the small holes。 Very carefully
  he placed the Powder of Life in the gold bottle
  and then locked it up in a drawer of his cabinet。
  〃At last;〃 said he; rubbing his hands together
  gleefully; 〃I have ample leisure for a good talk
  with my old friend Unc Nunkie。 So let us sit
  down cosily and enjoy ourselves。 After stirring
  those four kettles for six years I am glad to
  have a little rest。〃
  〃You will have to do most of the talking;〃
  said Ojo; 〃for Unc is called the Silent One and
  uses few words。〃
  〃I know; but that renders your uncle a
  most agreeable companion and gossip;〃 declared
  Dr。 Pipt。 〃Most people talk too much; so it is
  a relief to find one who talks too little。〃
  Ojo looked at the Magician with much awe
  and curiosity。
  〃Don't you find it very annoying to be so
  crooked?〃 he asked。
  〃No; I am quite proud of my person;〃 was
  the reply。 〃I suppose I am the only Crooked
  Magician in all the world。 Some others are accused
  of being crooked; but I am the only genuine。〃
  He was really very crooked and Ojo wondered how
  he managed to do so many things with such a
  twisted body。 When he sat down upon a crooked
  chair that had been made to fit him; one knee was
  under his chin and the other near the small of his
  back; but he was a cheerful man and his face bore
  a pleasant and agreeable expression。
  〃I am not allowed to perform magic; except
  for my own amusement;〃 he told his visitors;
  as he lighted a pipe with a crooked stem and
  began to smoke。 〃Too many people were working
  magic in the Land of Oz; and so our lovely
  Princess Ozma put a stop to it。 I think she was
  quite right。 There were several wicked Witches who
  caused a lot of trouble; but now they are all out
  of business and only the great Sorceress; Glinda
  the Good; is permitted to practice her arts; which
  never harm anybody。 The Wizard of Oz; who used to
  be a humbug and knew no magic at all; has been
  taking lessons of Glinda; and I'm told he is
  getting to be a pretty good Wizard; but he is
  merely the assistant of the great Sorceress。 I've
  the right to make a servant girl for my wife; you
  know; or a Glass Cat to catch our micewhich she
  refuses to dobut I am forbidden to work magic for
  others; or to use it as a profession。〃
  〃Magic must be a very interesting study;〃
  said Ojo。
  〃It truly is;〃 asserted the Magician。 〃In my
  time I've performed some magical feats that were
  worthy of the skill of Glinda the Good。 For
  instance; there's the Powder of Life; and my
  Liquid of Petrifaction; which is contained in that
  bottle on the shelf yonder…over the window。〃
  〃What does the Liquid of Petrifaction do?〃
  inquired the boy。
  〃Turns everything it touches to solid marble。
  It's an invention of my own; and I find it very
  useful。 Once two of those dreadful Kalidahs;
  with bodies like bears and heads like tigers;
  came here from the forest to attack us; but I
  sprinkled some of that Liquid on them and
  instantly they turned to marble。 I now use them
  as ornamental statuary in my garden。 This table
  looks to you like wood; and once it really was
  wood; but I sprinkled a few drops of the Liquid
  of Petrifaction on it and now it is marble。 It
  will never break nor wear out。
  〃Fine!〃 said Unc Nunkie; wagging his head
  and str