第 21 节
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  bill he placidly ignores the Indians altogether puts no particle of the
  destruction of the Fisher property upon them; but; even repenting him of
  charging them with burning the cabins and drinking the whisky and
  breaking the crockery; lays the entire damage at the door of the imbecile
  United States troops down to the very last item!  And not only that; but
  uses the forgery to double the loss of corn at 〃Bassett's Creek;〃 and
  uses it again to absolutely treble the loss of corn on the 〃Alabama
  River。〃  This new and ably conceived and executed bill of Mr。 Floyd's
  figures up as follows (I copy again from the printed United States Senate
  document):
  The United States in account with the legal representatives
  of George Fisher; deceased。
  DOL。C
  1813。To 550 head of cattle; at 10 dollars; 。。。。。。。。。。。。。 5;500。00
  To 86 head of drove hogs; 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 1;204。00
  To 350 head of stock hogs; 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 1;750。00
  To 100 ACRES OF CORN ON BASSETT'S CREEK; 。。。。。。。。。。 6;000。00
  To 8 barrels of whisky; 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。   350。00
  To 2 barrels of brandy; 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。   280。00
  To 1 barrel of rum; 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。    70。00
  To dry…goods and merchandise in store; 。。。。。。。。。。。。 1;100。00
  To 35 acres of wheat; 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。   350。00
  To 2;000 hides; 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 4;000。00
  To furs and hats in store; 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。   600。00
  To crockery ware in store; 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。   100。00
  To smith's and carpenter's tools; 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。   250。00
  To houses burned and destroyed; 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。   600。00
  To 4 dozen bottles of wine; 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。    48。00
  1814。To 120 acres of corn on Alabama River; 。。。。。。。。。。。。 9;500。00
  To crops of peas; fodder; etc。 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 3;250。00
  Total; 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。34;952。00
  To interest on 22;202; from July 1813
  to November 1860; 47 years and 4 months; 。。。。。。。63;053。68
  To interest on 12;750; from September
  1814 to November I86o; 46 years and 2 months; 。。35;317。50
  Total; 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 133;323。18
  He puts everything in this time。  He does not even allow that the Indians
  destroyed the crockery or drank the four dozen bottles of (currant) wine。
  When it came to supernatural comprehensiveness in 〃gobbling;〃 John B。
  Floyd was without his equal; in his own or any other generation。
  Subtracting from the above total the 67;000 already paid to
  George Fisher's implacable heirs; Mr。 Floyd announced that the government
  was still indebted to them in the sum of sixty…six thousand five hundred
  and nineteen dollars and eighty…five cents; 〃which;〃 Mr。 Floyd
  complacently remarks; 〃will be paid; accordingly; to the administrator of
  the estate of George Fisher; deceased; or to his attorney in fact。〃
  But; sadly enough for the destitute orphans; a new President came in just
  at this time; Buchanan and Floyd went out; and they never got their
  money。  The first thing Congress did in 1861 was to rescind the
  resolution of June 1; 1860; under which Mr。 Floyd had been ciphering。
  Then Floyd (and doubtless the heirs of George Fisher likewise) had to
  give up financial business for a while; and go into the Confederate army
  and serve their country。
  Were the heirs of George Fisher killed?  No。  They are back now at this
  very time (July; 1870); beseeching Congress through that blushing and
  diffident creature; Garrett Davis; to commence making payments again on
  their interminable and insatiable bill of damages for corn and whisky
  destroyed by a gang of irresponsible Indians; so long ago that even
  government red…tape has failed to keep consistent and intelligent track
  of it。
  Now the above are facts。  They are history。  Any one who doubts it can
  send to the Senate Document Department of the Capitol for H。 R。 Ex。 Doc。
  No。 21; 36th Congress; 2d Session; and for S。 Ex。 Doc。 No。 106; 41st
  Congress; 2d Session; and satisfy himself。  The whole case is set forth
  in the first volume of the Court of Claims Reports。
  It is my belief that as long as the continent of America holds together;
  the heirs of George Fisher; deceased; will still make pilgrimages to
  Washington from the swamps of Florida; to plead for just a little more
  cash on their bill of damages (even when they received the last of that
  sixty…seven thousand dollars; they said it was only one fourth what the
  government owed them on that fruitful corn…field); and as long as they
  choose to come they will find Garrett Davises to drag their vampire
  schemes before Congress。  This is not the only hereditary fraud (if fraud
  it iswhich I have before repeatedly remarked is not proven) that is
  being quietly handed down from generation to generation of fathers and
  sons; through the persecuted Treasury of the United States。
  DISGRACEFUL PERSECUTION OF A BOY
  In San Francisco; the other day; 〃A well…dressed boy; on his way to
  Sunday…school; was arrested and thrown into the city prison for stoning
  Chinamen。〃
  What a commentary is this upon human justice!  What sad prominence it
  gives to our human disposition to tyrannize over the weak!  San Francisco
  has little right to take credit to herself for her treatment of this poor
  boy。  What had the child's education been?  How should he suppose it was
  wrong to stone a Chinaman?  Before we side against him; along with
  outraged San Francisco; let us give him a chancelet us hear the
  testimony for the defense。
  He was a 〃well…dressed〃 boy; and a Sunday…school scholar; and therefore
  the chances are that his parents were intelligent; well…to…do people;
  with just enough natural villainy in their composition to make them yearn
  after the daily papers; and enjoy them; and so this boy had opportunities
  to learn all through the week how to do right; as well as on Sunday。
  It was in this way that he found out that the great commonwealth of
  California imposes an unlawful mining…tax upon John the foreigner; and
  allows Patrick the foreigner to dig gold for nothingprobably because
  the degraded Mongol is at no expense for whisky; and the refined Celt
  cannot exist without it。
  It was in this way that he found out that a respectable number of the
  tax…gatherersit would be unkind to say all of themcollect the tax
  twice; instead of once; and that; inasmuch as they do it solely to
  discourage Chinese immigration into the mines; it is a thing that is much
  applauded; and likewise regarded as being singularly facetious。
  It was in this way that he found out that when a white man robs a sluice…
  box (by the term white man is meant Spaniards; Mexicans; Portuguese;
  Irish; Hondurans; Peruvians; Chileans; etc。; etc。); they make him leave
  the camp; and when a Chinaman does that thing; they hang him。
  It was in this way that he found out that in many districts of the vast
  Pacific coast; so strong is the wild; free love of justice in the hearts
  of the people; that whenever any secret and mysterious crime is
  committed; they say; 〃Let justice be done; though the heavens fall;〃 and
  go straightway and swing a Chinaman。
  It was in this way that he found out that by studying one half of each
  day's 〃local items;〃 it would appear that the police of San Francisco
  were either asleep or dead; and by studying the other half it would seem
  that the reporters were gone mad with admiration of the energy; the
  virtue; the high effectiveness; and the dare…devil intrepidity of that
  very police…making exultant mention of how 〃the Argus…eyed officer So…
  and…so〃 captured a wretched knave of a Chinaman who was stealing
  chickens; and brought him gloriously to the city prison; and how 〃the
  gallant officer Such…and…such…a…one〃 quietly kept an eye on the movements
  of an 〃unsuspecting; almond…eyed son of Confucius〃 (your reporter is
  nothing if not facetious); following him around with that far…off look。
  of vacancy and unconsciousness always so finely affected by that
  inscrutable being; the forty…dollar policeman; during a waking interval;
  and captured him at last in the very act of placing his hands in a
  suspicious manner upon a paper of tacks; left by the owner in an exposed
  situation; and how one officer performed this prodigious thing; and
  another officer that; and another the otherand pretty much every one of
  these performances having for a dazzling central incident a Chinaman
  guilty of a shilling's worth of crime; an unfortunate; whose misdemeanor
  must be hurrahed into something enormous in order to keep the public from
  noticing how many really important rascals went uncaptured in the mean
  time; and how overrated those glorified policemen actually are。
  It was in this way that the boy found out that the legislature; being
  aware that the Constitution has made America; an asylum for the poor and
  the oppressed of all nations; and that; therefore; the poor and oppressed
  who fly to our shelter must not be charged a disabling admission fee;
  made a law that every Chinaman; upon landi