第 23 节
作者:打倒一切      更新:2024-04-07 21:07      字数:9322
  He is forever finding fault with me; for some incorrectness
  of language; and now he is taking the same liberty with you。
  The word 'nicest;' as you used it; did not suit him;
  and you had better change it as soon as you can; or we
  shall be overpowered with Johnson and Blair all the rest
  of the way。〃
  〃I am sure;〃 cried Catherine; 〃I did not mean
  to say anything wrong; but it is a nice book; and why
  should not I call it so?〃
  〃Very true;〃 said Henry; 〃and this is a very nice day;
  and we are taking a very nice walk; and you are two
  very nice young ladies。  Oh! It is a very nice word
  indeed! It does for everything。  Originally perhaps it
  was applied only to express neatness; propriety; delicacy;
  or refinementpeople were nice in their dress;
  in their sentiments; or their choice。  But now every
  commendation on every subject is comprised in that one word。〃
  〃While; in fact;〃 cried his sister; 〃it ought only
  to be applied to you; without any commendation at all。
  You are more nice than wise。  Come; Miss Morland;
  let us leave him to meditate over our faults in the utmost
  propriety of diction; while we praise Udolpho in whatever
  terms we like best。  It is a most interesting work。
  You are fond of that kind of reading?〃
  〃To say the truth; I do not much like any other。〃
  〃Indeed!〃
  〃That is; I can read poetry and plays; and things
  of that sort; and do not dislike travels。  But history;
  real solemn history; I cannot be interested in。
  Can you?〃
  〃Yes; I am fond of history。〃
  〃I wish I were too。  I read it a little as a duty;
  but it tells me nothing that does not either vex or weary me。
  The quarrels of popes and kings; with wars or pestilences;
  in every page; the men all so good for nothing;
  and hardly any women at allit is very tiresome:
  and yet I often think it odd that it should be so dull;
  for a great deal of it must be invention。  The speeches
  that are put into the heroes' mouths; their thoughts
  and designsthe chief of all this must be invention;
  and invention is what delights me in other books。〃
  〃Historians; you think;〃 said Miss Tilney; 〃are not
  happy in their flights of fancy。  They display imagination
  without raising interest。  I am fond of historyand am
  very well contented to take the false with the true。
  In the principal facts they have sources of intelligence
  in former histories and records; which may be as much
  depended on; I conclude; as anything that does not actually
  pass under one's own observation; and as for the little
  embellishments you speak of; they are embellishments;
  and I like them as such。  If a speech be well drawn up;
  I read it with pleasure; by whomsoever it may be madeand
  probably with much greater; if the production of Mr。 Hume
  or Mr。 Robertson; than if the genuine words of Caractacus;
  Agricola; or Alfred the Great。〃
  〃You are fond of history! And so are Mr。 Allen and
  my father; and I have two brothers who do not dislike it。
  So many instances within my small circle of friends is
  remarkable! At this rate; I shall not pity the writers
  of history any longer。  If people like to read their books;
  it is all very well; but to be at so much trouble in filling
  great volumes; which; as I used to think; nobody would
  willingly ever look into; to be labouring only for the torment
  of little boys and girls; always struck me as a hard fate;
  and though I know it is all very right and necessary;
  I have often wondered at the person's courage that could
  sit down on purpose to do it。〃
  〃That little boys and girls should be tormented;〃
  said Henry; 〃is what no one at all acquainted with human
  nature in a civilized state can deny; but in behalf
  of our most distinguished historians; I must observe
  that they might well be offended at being supposed to
  have no higher aim; and that by their method and style;
  they are perfectly well qualified to torment readers
  of the most advanced reason and mature time of life。
  I use the verb 'to torment;' as I observed to be your
  own method; instead of 'to instruct;' supposing them to be
  now admitted as synonymous。〃
  〃You think me foolish to call instruction a torment;
  but if you had been as much used as myself to hear poor
  little children first learning their letters and then
  learning to spell; if you had ever seen how stupid they
  they can be for a whole morning together; and how tired
  my poor mother is at the end of it; as I am in the habit
  of seeing almost every day of my life at home; you would
  allow that 'to torment' and 'to instruct' might sometimes
  be used as synonymous words。〃
  〃Very probably。  But historians are not accountable
  for the difficulty of learning to read; and even you yourself;
  who do not altogether seem particularly friendly to
  very severe; very intense application; may perhaps be
  brought to acknowledge that it is very well worth…while
  to be tormented for two or three years of one's life;
  for the sake of being able to read all the rest of it。
  Considerif reading had not been taught; Mrs。 Radcliffe
  would have written in vainor perhaps might not have
  written at all。〃
  Catherine assentedand a very warm panegyric
  from her on that lady's merits closed the subject。
  The Tilneys were soon engaged in another on which she
  had nothing to say。  They were viewing the country with
  the eyes of persons accustomed to drawing; and decided on
  its capability of being formed into pictures; with all the
  eagerness of real taste。  Here Catherine was quite lost。
  She knew nothing of drawingnothing of taste: and she
  listened to them with an attention which brought her
  little profit; for they talked in phrases which conveyed
  scarcely any idea to her。  The little which she could
  understand; however; appeared to contradict the very few
  notions she had entertained on the matter before。
  It seemed as if a good view were no longer to be taken
  from the top of an high hill; and that a clear blue
  sky was no longer a proof of a fine day。  She was
  heartily ashamed of her ignorance。  A misplaced shame。
  Where people wish to attach; they should always be ignorant。
  To come with a well…informed mind is to come with an
  inability of administering to the vanity of others;
  which a sensible person would always wish to avoid。
  A woman especially; if she have the misfortune
  of knowing anything; should conceal it as well as she can。
  The advantages of natural folly in a beautiful
  girl have been already set forth by the capital pen
  of a sister author; and to her treatment of the subject
  I will only add; in justice to men; that though to the
  larger and more trifling part of the sex; imbecility in
  females is a great enhancement of their personal charms;
  there is a portion of them too reasonable and too well
  informed themselves to desire anything more in woman
  than ignorance。  But Catherine did not know her own
  advantagesdid not know that a good…looking girl; with an
  affectionate heart and a very ignorant mind; cannot fail
  of attracting a clever young man; unless circumstances
  are particularly untoward。  In the present instance;
  she confessed and lamented her want of knowledge; declared that
  she would give anything in the world to be able to draw;
  and a lecture on the picturesque immediately followed;
  in which his instructions were so clear that she soon
  began to see beauty in everything admired by him;
  and her attention was so earnest that he became perfectly
  satisfied of her having a great deal of natural taste。
  He talked of foregrounds; distances; and second
  distancesside…screens and perspectiveslights and shades;
  and Catherine was so hopeful a scholar that when they gained
  the top of Beechen Cliff; she voluntarily rejected the whole
  city of Bath as unworthy to make part of a landscape。
  Delighted with her progress; and fearful of wearying her with
  too much wisdom at once; Henry suffered the subject to decline;
  and by an easy transition from a piece of rocky fragment
  and the withered oak which he had placed near its summit;
  to oaks in general; to forests; the enclosure of them;
  waste lands; crown lands and government; he shortly
  found himself arrived at politics; and from politics;
  it was an easy step to s