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作者:老是不进球      更新:2024-04-07 11:52      字数:9322
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  〃And a cutter is not a master tailor;〃 retorted Sugarman。
  〃Enough;  enough!〃   cried   Leibel。  〃I   tell   you;  I   would not have   her   if
  she were a machine warehouse。〃
  〃There sticks something behind;〃 persisted Sugarman; unconvinced。
  Leibel    shook    his  head。    〃Only    her  hump〃     he   said  with    a  flash  of
  humour。
  〃Moses       Mendelssohn         had    a    hump;〃      expostulated       Sugarman;
  reproachfully。
  〃Yes;   but   he   was   a   heretic;〃   rejoined   Leibel;   who   was   not   without
  reading。  〃And then he   was   a   man! A  man   with two   humps   could   find   a
  wife   for   each。   But   a   woman   with   a   hump   cannot   expect   a   husband   in
  addition。〃
  〃Guard      your   tongue    from    evil;〃   quoth   the   Shadchan;      angrily。   〃If
  everybody were to talk like you Leah Volcovitch would never be married
  at all。〃
  Leibel   shrugged   his   shoulders;   and   reminded   him   that   hunchbacked
  girls who stammered and squinted and halted on left legs were not usually
  led under the canopy。
  〃Nonsense! Stuff!〃 cried Sugarman; angrily。 〃That is because they do
  not come to me。〃
  〃Leah Volcovitch   /has/   come   to   you;〃   said   Leibel;  〃but she shall   not
  come to me。〃 And he rose; anxious to escape。
  Instantly Sugarman gave a sigh of resignation。 〃Be it so! Then I shall
  have to look out for another; that's all。〃
  〃No; I don't want any;〃 replied Leibel; quickly。
  Sugarman   stopped   eating。 〃You   don't   want   any?〃   he   cried。   〃But   you
  came to me for one?〃
  〃IIknow;〃 stammered Leibel。 〃But I'veI've altered my mind。〃
  〃One needs Hillel's patience to deal with you!〃 cried Sugarman。 〃But I
  shall charge you; all the same; for my trouble。 You cannot cancel an order
  like   this   in   the   middle!   No;   no! You   can   play   fast   and   loose   with   Leah
  Volcovitch; but you shall not make a fool of me。〃
  〃But if I don't want one?〃 said Leibel; sullenly。
  Sugarman gazed at him with a cunning look of suspicion。 〃Didn't I say
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  there was something sticking behind?〃
  Leibel felt guilty。 〃But whom have you got in your eye?〃 he inquired;
  desperately。
  〃Perhaps     you   may    have   some   one   in  yours!〃   naively   answered
  Sugarman。
  Leibel   gave   a   hypocritic   long…drawn   〃U…m…m…m!   I   wonder   if   Rose
  Green where I work〃 he said; and stopped。
  〃I fear not;〃 said Sugarman。 〃She is on my list。 Her father gave her to
  me some months ago; but he is hard to please。 Even the maiden herself is
  not easy; being pretty。〃
  〃Perhaps she has waited for some one;〃 suggested Leibel。
  Sugarman's keen ear caught the note of complacent triumph。
  〃You have been asking her yourself!〃 he exclaimed; in horror…stricken
  accents。
  〃And if I have?〃 said Leibel; defiantly。
  〃You have cheated me! And so has Eliphaz GreenI always knew he
  was tricky! You have both defrauded me!〃
  〃I did not mean to;〃 said Leibel; mildly。
  〃You /did/ mean to。 You had no business to take the matter out of my
  hands。 What right had you to propose to Rose Green?〃
  〃I did not;〃 cried Leibel; excitedly。
  〃Then you asked her father!〃
  〃No; I have not asked her father yet。〃
  〃Then how do you know she will have you?〃
  〃II know;〃 stammered Leibel; feeling himself somehow a liar as well
  as a thief。 His brain was in a whirl; he could not remember how the thing
  had come about。 Certainly he had not proposed; nor could he say that she
  had。
  〃You know she will have you;〃 repeated Sugarman; reflectively。 〃And
  does /she/ know?〃
  〃Yes。 In fact;〃 he blurted out; 〃we arranged it together。〃
  〃Ah; you both know。 And does her father know?〃
  〃Not yet。〃
  〃Ah; then I must get his consent;〃 said Sugarman; decisively。
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  〃II thought of speaking to him myself。〃
  〃Yourself!〃 echoed Sugarman; in horror。 〃Are you unsound in the head?
  Why; that would be worse than the mistake you have already made!〃
  〃What mistake?〃 asked Leibel; firing up。
  〃The mistake of asking the maiden herself。 When you quarrel with her
  after your marriage she will always throw it in your teeth that you wished
  to marry her。 Moreover; if you tell a maiden you love her; her father will
  think you ought to marry her as she stands。 Still; what is done is done。〃
  And he sighed regretfully。
  〃And what more do I want? I love her。〃
  〃You piece of clay!〃 cried Sugarman; contemptuously。 〃Love will not
  turn machines; much less buy them。 You   must have a dowry。 Her   father
  has a big stocking; he can well afford it。〃
  Leibel's   eyes   lit   up。   There   was   really   no   reason   why   he   should   not
  have bread and cheese with his kisses。
  〃Now; if /you/ went to her father;〃 pursued the Shadchan; 〃the odds are
  that he would not even give you his daughterto say nothing of the dowry。
  After all; it is a cheek of you to aspire so high。 As you told me from the
  first; you haven't saved a penny。 Even my commission you won't be able
  to pay  till   you   get   the   dowry。   But   if /I/ go   I   do not   despair of   getting   a
  substantial sumto say nothing of the daughter。〃
  〃Yes; I think you had better go;〃 said Leibel; eagerly。
  〃But   if   I  do   this   thing   for   you   I   shall   want   a   pound   more;〃   rejoined
  Sugarman。
  〃A pound more!〃 echoed Leibel; in dismay。 〃Why?〃
  〃Because Rose Green's hump is of gold;〃 replied Sugarman; oracularly。
  〃Also; she is fair to see; and many men desire her。〃
  〃But you have always your five per cent; on the dowry。〃
  〃It   will   be   less   than   Volcovitch's;〃   explained   Sugarman。   〃You   see;
  Green has other and less beautiful daughters。〃
  〃Yes; but then it settles itself more easily。 Say five shillings。〃
  〃Eliphaz Green is a hard man;〃 said the Shadchan instead。
  〃Ten shillings is the most I will give!〃
  〃Twelve and sixpence is the least I will take。 Eliphaz Green haggles so
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  terribly。〃
  They split the difference; and so eleven and threepence represented the
  predominance of Eliphaz Green's stinginess over Volcovitch's。
  The very next day Sugarman invaded the Green workroom。 Rose bent
  over her   seams; her   heart fluttering。  Leibel   had duly  apprised her   of   the
  roundabout   manner   in   which   she   would   have   to   be   won;   and   she   had
  acquiesced   in   the   comedy。 At   the   least   it   would   save   her   the   trouble   of
  father…taming。
  Sugarman's   entry   was   brusque   and   breathless。   He   was   overwhelmed
  with   joyous   emotion。   His   blue   bandana   trailed   agitatedly   from   his   coat…
  tail。
  〃At last!〃 he cried; addressing the little white…haired master tailor; 〃I
  have the very man for you。〃
  〃Yes?〃   grunted   Eliphaz;   unimpressed。   The   monosyllable   was   packed
  with emotion。 It said; 〃Have you really the face to come to me again with
  an ideal man?〃
  〃He   has   all   the   qualities   that   you   desire;〃   began   the   Shadchan;   in   a
  tone that repudiated the implications of the monosyllable。 〃He is young;
  strong; God…fearing〃
  〃Has he any money?〃 grumpily interrupted Eliphaz。
  〃He   /will/   have   money;〃   replied   Sugarman;   unhesitatingly;   〃when   he
  marries。〃
  〃Ah!〃 The father's voice relaxed; and his foot lay limp on the treadle。
  He worked one of his machines himself; and paid himself the wages so as
  to enjoy the profit。 〃How much will he have?〃
  〃I think he will have fifty pounds; and the least you can do is to let him
  have fifty pounds;〃 replied Sugarman; with the same happy ambiguity。
  Eliphaz shook his head on principle。
  〃Yes; you will;〃 said Sugarman; 〃when you learn how fine a man he
  is。〃
  The flush of confusion and trepidation already on Leibel's countenance
  became a rosy glow of modesty; for he could not help overhearing what
  was being said; owing to the lull of the master tailor's machine。
  〃Tell me; then;〃 rejoined Eliphaz。
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  〃Tell me; first; if you will give fifty to a young; healthy; hard… working;
  God…fearing man;   whose idea   it is   to   start as a m