kind；　setting　down　not　only　all　his　own　foolish　doings　and
  sayings；　but　the　doings　and　sayings　of　Mrs。　Yatman　as　well。　In
  most　cases；　such　a　document　would　have　been　fit　only　for　the
  waste　paper　basket；　but　in　this　particular　case　it　so　happens
  that　Mr。　Sharpin's　budget　of　nonsense　leads　to　a　certain
  conclusion；　which　the　simpleton　of　a　writer　has　been　quite
  innocent　of　suspecting　from　the　beginning　to　the　end。　Of　that
  conclusion　I　am　so　sure　that　I　will　forfeit　my　place　if　it　does
  not　turn　out　that　Mrs。　Yatman　has　been　practicing　upon　the　folly
  and　conceit　of　this　young　man；　and　that　she　has　tried　to　shield
  herself　from　discovery　by　purposely　encouraging　him　to　suspect
  the　wrong　persons。　I　tell　you　that　confidently；　and　I　will　even
  go　further。　I　will　undertake　to　give　a　decided　opinion　as　to　why
  Mrs。　Yatman　took　the　money；　and　what　she　has　done　with　it；　or
  with　a　part　of　it。　Nobody　can　look　at　that　lady；　sir；　without
  being　struck　by　the　great　taste　and　beauty　of　her　dress〃
  As　I　said　those　last　words；　the　poor　man　seemed　to　find　his
  powers　of　speech　again。　He　cut　me　short　directly　as　haughtily　as
  if　he　had　been　a　duke　instead　of　a　stationer。
  〃Try　some　other　means　of　justifying　your　vile　calumny　against　my
  wife；〃　says　he。　〃Her　milliner's　bill　for　the　past　year　is　on　my
  file　of　receipted　accounts　at　this　moment。〃
  〃Excuse　me；　sir；〃　says　I；　〃but　that　proves　nothing。　Milliners；　I
  must　tell　you；　have　a　certain　rascally　custom　which　comes　within
  the　daily　experience　of　our　office。　A　married　lady　who　wishes　it
  can　keep　two　accounts　at　her　dressmaker's；　one　is　the　account
  which　her　husband　sees　and　pays；　the　other　is　the　private
  account；　which　contains　all　the　extravagant　items；　and　which　the
  wife　pays　secretly；　by　installments；　whenever　she　can。　According
  to　our　usual　experience；　these　installments　are　mostly　squeezed
  out　of　the　housekeeping　money。　In　your　case；　I　suspect；　no
  installments　have　been　paid；　proceedings　have　been　threatened；
  Mrs。　Yatman；　knowing　your　altered　circumstances；　has　felt　herself
  driven　into　a　corner；　and　she　has　paid　her　private　account　out　of
  your　cash…box。〃
  〃I　won't　believe　it；〃　says　he。　〃Every　word　you　speak　is　an
  abominable　insult　to　me　and　to　my　wife。〃
  〃Are　you　man　enough；　sir；〃　says　I；　taking　him　up　short；　in　order
  to　save　time　and　words；　〃to　get　that　receipted　bill　you　spoke　of
  just　now　off　the　file；　and　come　with　me　at　once　to　the　milliner's
  shop　where　Mrs。　Yatman　deals？〃
  He　turned　red　in　the　face　at　that；　got　the　bill　directly；　and　put
  on　his　hat。　I　took　out　of　my　pocket…book　the　list　containing　the
  numbers　of　the　lost　notes；　and　we　left　the　house　together
  immediately。
  Arrived　at　the　milliner's　（one　of　the　expensive　West…End　houses；
  as　I　expected）；　I　asked　for　a　private　interview；　on　important
  business；　with　the　mistress　of　the　concern。　It　was　not　the　first
  time　that　she　and　I　had　met　over　the　same　delicate　investigation。
  The　moment　she　set　eyes　on　me　she　sent　for　her　husband。　I
  mentioned　who　Mr。　Yatman　was；　and　what　we　wanted。
  〃This　is　strictly　private？〃　inquires　the　husband。　I　nodded　my
  head。
  〃And　confidential？〃　says　the　wife。　I　nodded　again。
  〃Do　you　see　any　objection；　dear；　to　obliging　the　sergeant　with　a
  sight　of　the　books？〃　says　the　husband。
  〃None　in　the　world；　love；　if　you　approve　of　it；〃　says　the　wife。
  All　this　while　poor　Mr。　Yatman　sat　looking　the　picture　of
  astonishment　and　distress；　q　uite　out　of　place　at　our　polite
  conference。　The　books　were　brought；　and　one　minute's　look　at　the
  pages　in　which　Mrs。　Yatman's　name　figured　was　enough；　and　more
  than　enough；　to　prove　the　truth　of　every　word　that　I　had　spoken。
  There；　in　one　book；　was　the　husband's　account　which　Mr。　Yatman
  had　settled；　and　there；　in　the　other；　was　the　private　account；
  crossed　off　also；　the　date　of　settlement　being　the　very　day　after
  the　loss　of　the　cash…box。　This　said　private　account　amounted　to
  the　sum　of　a　hundred　and　seventy…five　pounds；　odd　shillings；　and
  it　extended　over　a　period　of　three　years。　Not　a　single
  installment　had　been　paid　on　it。　Under　the　last　line　was　an　entry
  to　this　effect：　〃Written　to　for　the　third　time；　June　23d。〃　I
  pointed　to　it；　and　asked　the　milliner　if　that　meant　〃last　June。〃
  Yes；　it　did　mean　last　June；　and　she　now　deeply　regretted　to　say
  that　it　had　been　accompanied　by　a　threat　of　legal　proceedings。
  〃I　thought　you　gave　good　customers　more　than　three　years'
  credit？〃　says　I。
  The　milliner　looks　at　Mr。　Yatman；　and　whispers　to　me；　〃Not　when　a
  lady's　husband　gets　into　difficulties。〃
  She　pointed　to　the　account　as　she　spoke。　The　entries　after　the
  time　when　Mr。　Yatman's　circumstances　became　involved　were　just　as
  extravagant；　for　a　person　in　his　wife's　situation；　as　the　entries
  for　the　year　before　that　period。　If　the　lady　had　economized　in
  other　things；　she　had　certainly　not　economized　in　the　matter　of
  dress。
  There　was　nothing　left　now　but　to　examine　the　cash…book；　for
  form's　sake。　The　money　had　been　paid　in　notes；　the　amounts　and
  numbers　of　which　exactly　tallied　with　the　figures　set　down　in　my
  list。
  After　that；　I　thought　it　best　to　get　Mr。　Yatman　out　of　the　house
  immediately。　He　was　in　such　a　pitiable　condition　that　I　called　a
  cab　and　accompanied　him　home　in　it。　At　first　he　cried　and　raved
  like　a　child；　but　I　soon　quieted　him；　and　I　must　add；　to　his
  credit；　that　he　made　me　a　most　handsome　apology　for　his　language
  as　the　cab　drew　up　at　his　house　door。　In　return；　I　tried　to　give
  him　some　advice　about　how　to　set　matters　right　for　the　future
  with　his　wife。　He　paid　very　little　attention　to　me；　and　went
  upstairs　muttering　to　himself　about　a　separation。　Whether　Mrs。
  Yatman　will　come　cleverly　out　of　the　scrape　or　not　seems
  doubtful。　I　should　say　myself　that　she　would　go　into　screeching
  hysterics；　and　so　frighten　the　poor　man　into　forgiving　her。　But
  this　is　no　business　of　ours。　So　far　as　we　are　concerned；　the　case
  is　now　at　an　end；　and　the　present　report　may　come　to　a　conclusion
  along　with　it。
  I　remain；　accordingly；　yours　to　command；
  THOMAS　BULMER。
  _P。S_。I　have　to　add　that；　on　leaving　Rutherford　Street；　I　met
  Mr。　Matthew　Sharpin　coming　to　pack　up　his　things。
  〃Only　think！〃　says　he；　rubbing　his　hands　in　great　spirits；　〃I've
  been　to　the　genteel　villa　residence；　and　the　moment　I　mentioned
  my　business　they　kicked　me　out　directly。　There　were　two　witnesses
  of　the　assault；　and　it's　worth　a　hundred　pounds　to　me　if　it's
  worth　a　farthing。〃
  〃I　wish　you　joy　of　your　luck；〃　says　I。
  〃Thank　you；〃　says　he。　〃When　may　I　pay　you　the　same　compliment　on
  finding　the　thief？〃
  〃Whenever　you　like；〃　says　I；　〃for　the　thief　is　found。〃
  〃Just　what　I　expected；〃　says　he。　〃I've　done　all　the　work；　and　now
  you　cut　in　and　claim　all　the　creditMr。　Jay；　of　course。〃
  〃No；〃　says　I。
  〃Who　is　it　then？〃　says　he。
  〃Ask　Mrs。　Yatman；〃　says　I。　〃She's　waiting　to　tell　you。〃
  〃All　right！　I'd　much　rather　hear　it　from　that　charming　woman　than
  from　you；〃　says　he；　and　goes　into　the　house　in　a　mighty　hurry。
  What　do　you　think　of　that；　Inspector　Theakstone？　Would　you　like
  to　stand　in　Mr。　Sharpin's　shoes？　I　shouldn't；　I　can　promise　you。
  FROM　CHIEF　INSPECTOR　THEAKSTONE　TO　MR。　MATTHEW　SHARPIN。
  July　12th。
  SIRSergeant　Bulmer　has　already　told　you　to　consider　yourself
  suspended　until　further　notice。　I　have　now　authority　to　add　that
  your　services　as　a　member　of　the　Detective　police　are　positively
  declined。　You　will　please　to　take　this　letter　as　notifying
  officially　your　dismissal　from　the　force。
  I　may　inform　you；　privately；　that　your　rejection　is　not　intended
  to　cast　any　reflections　on　your　character。　It　merely　implies　that
  you　are　not　quite　sharp　enough　for　our　purposes。　If　we　_are_　to
  have　a　new　recruit　among　us；　we　should　infinitely　prefer　Mrs。
  Yatman。
  Your　obedient　servant；
  FRANCIS　THEAKSTONE。
  NOTE　ON　THE　PRECEDING　CORRESPONDENCE；　ADDED　BY　MR。　THEAKSTONE。
  The　inspector　is　not　in　a　position　to　append　any　explanations　of
  importance　to　the　last　of　the　letters。　It　has　been　discovered
  that　Mr。　Matthew　Sharpin　left　the　house　in　Rutherford　Street　five
  minutes　after　his　interview　outside　of　it　with　Sergeant　Bulmer；
  his　manner　expressing　the　liveliest　emotions　of　terror　and
  astonishment；　and　his　left　cheek　displaying　a　bright　patch　of
  red；　which　looked　as　if　it　might　have　been　the　result　of　what　is
  popularly　termed　a　smart　box　on　the　ear。　He　was　also　heard　by　the
  shopman　at　Rutherford　Street　to　use　a　very　shocking　expression　in
  reference　to　Mrs。　Yatman；　and　was　seen　to　clinch　his　fist
  vindictively　as　he　ran　round　the　corner　of　the　street。　Nothing
  more　has　been　heard　of　him；　and　it　is　conjectured　that　he　has
  left　London　with　the　intention　of　offering　his　valuable　services
  to　the　provincial　police。
  On　the　interesting　domestic　subject　of　Mr。　and　Mrs。　Yatman　still
  less　is　known。　It　has；　however；　been　positively　ascertained　that
  the　medical　attendant　of　the　family　was　sent　for　in　a　great　hurry
  on　the　day　when　Mr。　Yatman　returned　from　the　milliner's　shop。　The
  neighboring　chemist　received；　soon　afterward；　a　prescription　of　a
  soothing　nature　to　make　up　for　Mrs。　Yatman。　The　day　after；　Mr。
  Yatman　purchased　some　smelling…salts　at　the　shop；　and　afterward
  appeared　at　the　circulating　lib