第 22 节
作者:冬恋      更新:2022-08-26 22:14      字数:9322
  of。〃
  〃Very true; my dear。  The remark does credit to your good
  judgment and penetration。  But I know how to get over that。〃
  〃As how?〃
  〃Be a little more particular about your speech; my dear。
  Remember; you are a minister's wife; and must use refined
  expressions。  What is easier than to say that the ring was given
  me by a benevolent lady of my congregation; to dispose of for the
  benefit of the poor?〃
  〃Well thought of; Tony。  You've got a good head…piece。〃
  〃You're right; my dear。  I don't like to indulge in self…praise;
  but I believe I know a thing or two。  And now for the masquerade。
  Where are the duds?〃
  〃In the black trunk。〃
  〃Then we'd better lose no time in putting them on。〃
  Without describing the process of transformation in detail; it
  will be sufficient to say that the next twenty minutes wrought a
  decided change in the appearance of Mr。 and Mrs。 Felix
  Montgomery。  The former was arrayed in a suit of canonical black;
  not of the latest cut。  A white neckcloth was substituted for the
  more gaudy article worn by the jeweler from Syracuse; and a pair
  of silver…bowed spectacles; composed of plain glass; lent a
  scholarly air to his face。  His hair was combed behind his ears;
  and; so far as appearance went; he quite looked the character of
  a clergyman from the rural districts。
  〃How will I do; my dear?〃 he asked; complacently。
  〃Tiptop;〃 answered the lady。  〃How do I look?〃
  Mrs。 Montgomery had put on a dress of sober tint; and scant
  circumference; contrasting in a marked manner with the mode then
  prevailing。  A very plain collar encircled her neck。  Her hands
  were incased in brown silk gloves; while her husband wore black
  kids。  Her bonnet was exceedingly plain; and her whole costume
  was almost Quaker…like in its simplicity。
  Her husband surveyed her with satisfaction。
  〃My dear;〃 he said; 〃you are a fitting helpmeet for the Rev。 Mr。
  Barnes; of Hayfield Centre。  By Jove; you do me credit!〃
  〃 'By Jove' is not a proper expression for a man of your
  profession; Mr。 Barnes;〃 said the new minister's wife; with a
  smile。
  〃You are right; my dear。  I must eschew profanity; and cultivate
  a decorous style of speech。  Well; are we ready?〃
  〃I am。〃
  〃Then let us set forth on our pilgrimage。  We will imagine; Mrs。
  Barnes; that we are about to make some pastoral calls。〃
  They emerged into the street。  On the way downstairs they met
  Mrs。 Flagg; the landlady; who bowed respectfully。  She was
  somewhat puzzled; however; not knowing when they were let in。
  〃Good…morning; madam;〃 said Mr。 Barnes。  〃Are you the landlady of
  this establishment?〃
  〃Yes; sir。〃
  〃I have been calling on one of your lodgersMr。 Anthony Blodgett
  (this was the name by which Mr。 Felix Montgomery was known in the
  house)。  He is a very worthy man。〃
  Now; to tell the truth; Mrs。 Flagg had not been particularly
  struck by the moral worth of her lodger; and this testimony led
  her to entertain doubts as to the discernment of her clerical
  visitor。
  〃You know him; then?〃
  〃I know him as myself; madam。  Have you never heard him mention
  the name of Rev。 Mr。 Barnes; of Hayfield Centre; Connecticut?〃
  〃I can't say I have;〃 answered the landlady。
  〃That is singular。  We were always very intimate。  We attended
  the same school as boys; and; in fact; were like Damon and
  Pythias。〃
  Mrs。 Flagg had never heard of Damon and Pythias; still she
  understood the comparison。
  〃You're in rather a different line now;〃 she remarked; dryly。
  〃Yes; our positions are different。  My friend dwells in the busy
  metropolis; while I pass a quiet; peaceful existence in a
  secluded country village; doing what good I can。  But; my dear;
  we are perhaps detaining this worthy lady from her domestic
  avocations。  I think we must be going。〃
  〃Very well; I am ready。〃
  The first sound of her voice drew the attention of the landlady。
  Mrs。 Felix Montgomery possessed a thin somewhat shrill; voice;
  which she was unable to conceal; and; looking attentively at her;
  Mrs。 Flagg penetrated her disguise。  Then; turning quickly to the
  gentleman; aided by her new discovery; she also recognized him。
  〃Well; I declare;〃 said she; 〃if you didn't take me in
  beautifully。〃
  Mr。 Montgomery laughed heartily。
  〃You wouldn't know me; then?〃 he said。
  〃You're got up excellent;〃 said Mrs。 Flagg; with a slight
  disregard for grammar。  〃Is it a joke?〃
  〃Yes; a little practical joke。  We're going to call on some
  friends and see if they know us。〃
  〃You'd do for the theatre;〃 said the landlady; admiringly。
  〃I flatter myself I might have done something on the stage; if my
  attention had been turned that way。  But; my dear; we must be
  moving; or we shan't get through our calls。〃
  〃I wonder what mischief they are up to now;〃 thought Mrs。 Flagg;
  as she followed them to the door。  〃I know better than to think
  they'd take the trouble to dress up that way just to take in
  their friends。  No; they're up to some game。  Not that I care; as
  long as they get money enough to pay my bill。〃
  So the worldly…wise landlady dismissed them from her thoughts;
  and went about her work。
  Mr。 Barnes and his wife walked up toward Broadway at a slow;
  decorous pace; suited to the character they had assumed。  More
  than one who met them turned back to look at what they considered
  a perfect type of the country minister and his wife。  They would
  have been not a little surprised to learn that under this quiet
  garb walked two of the most accomplished swindlers in a city
  abounding in adventurers of all kinds。
  Mr。 Barnes paused a moment to reprove a couple of urchins who
  were pitching pennies on the sidewalk。
  〃Don't you know that it's wrong to pitch pennies?〃 he said
  gravely。
  〃None of your chaff; mister;〃 retorted one of the street boys;
  irreverently。  〃When did you come from the country; old Goggles?〃
  〃My son; you should address me with more respect。〃
  〃Just get out of the way; mister!  I don't want to hear no
  preachin'。〃
  〃I am afraid you have been badly brought up; my son。〃
  〃I ain't your son; and I wouldn't be for a shillin'。  Just you go
  along; and let me alone!〃
  〃A sad case of depravity; my dear;〃 remarked Mr。 Barnes to his
  wife。  〃I fear we must leave these boys to their evil ways。〃
  〃You'd better;〃 said one of the boys。
  〃They're smart little rascals!〃  said Mr。 Montgomery; when they
  were out of hearing of the boys。  〃I took them in; though。  They
  thought I was the genuine article。〃
  〃We'd better not waste any more time;〃 said his wife。  〃That boy
  might get out; you know; and give us trouble。〃
  〃I don't believe he will get out in a hurry。  I locked the door
  and he'd have to pound some time before he could make any one
  hear; I declare; I should like to see how he looked when he
  recovered from his stupor; and realized that his ring was gone。〃
  〃What sort of boy was he; Tony?〃
  〃Better not call me by that name; my dear。  It might be heard;
  you know; and might not be considered in character。  As to your
  question; he was by no means a stupid boy。  Rather sharpish; I
  should say。〃
  〃Then how came he to let you take him in?〃
  〃As to that; I claim to be rather sharp myself; and quite a match
  even for a smart boy。  I haven't knocked about the world
  forty…four years for nothing。〃
  They were now in Broadway。  Turning the corner of Amity street;
  they walked a short distance downtown; and paused before the
  handsome jewelry store of Ball & Black。
  〃I think we had better go in here;〃 said Felix Montgomery(I
  hesitate a little by which of his numerous names to call him)。
  〃Why not go to Tiffany's?〃
  〃I gather from what the boy told me that the ring has already
  been offered there。  It would be very likely to be recognized and
  that would be awkward; you know。〃
  〃Are you sure the ring has not been offered here?  asked his
  wife。
  〃Quite sure。  The boy would have mentioned it; had such been the
  case。〃
  〃Very well。  Let us go in then。〃
  The Rev。 Mr。 Barnes and his wife; of Hayfield Centre; entered
  the elegant store; and ten minutes later Paul Hoffman entered
  also; and took his station at the counters wholly unconscious of
  the near proximity of the man who had so artfully swindled him。
  CHAPTER XXI
  PAUL IS CHECKMATED
  On entering the large jewelry store Mr。 Montgomery and his wife
  walked to the rear of the store; and advanced to the counter;
  behind which stood a clerk unengaged。
  〃What shall I show you?〃 he inquired
  〃I didn't come to purchase;〃 said Mr。 Montgomery; with suavity;
  〃but to sell。  I suppose you purchase jewelry at times?〃
  〃Sometimes;〃 said the clerk。  〃Let me see what you have。〃
  〃First;〃 said the adventurer; 〃let me introduce myself。  I am the
  Rev。 Mr。 Barnes; of Hayfield Centre; C